Category: Humor
Part: 5
Disclaimer: Uh never have and never will I own the rights to Pokémon. Meah if I did it wouldn't be a kid's show and the lost episodes would never have been banned. Oh and I have a guest on today's episode. Say hello to Dclick.
Dclick: *Comes from backstage* Hi all. Err…what's with the script?
PG: Oh nothing. Just gotta make sure ya follow it the way I plan.
Well in this edition…errr neva mind you'll just have to see it. Now on with the show.
(Scene is in Pallet Town)
Prof. Oak: Have you heard? People have been disappearing lately and no one has a clue as to their where abouts.
Prof. Elm: It's strange. I wonder if PG has anything to do with it.
PG: Nope I'm busy torturing Bruno. Hey where's Tracey?
Prof. Oak: I don't know. I haven't seen him since the lab was destroyed last time.
PG: Hmmm…*launches a Mega Hyper Beam at Bruno* I wonder…
(Scene switches to a dark area)
Tracey: *with blood streaming down his lips* Ha, being a vampire now, it will be easy to take over the world. Mwahahaha.
DClick: *enters wearing the attire Blade wears* Alright vampire Tracey hold it right hrere…oh I mean there. Stupid script is hard to read. Why'd ya write it like this PG?
PG: I have fins so sue me, it's not my fault.
DClick: Uh technically it is. You're the one who chose the name.
PG: Whatever just get back to the show.
DClick: Uh okay now where was I? Oh yes now I have to stop the evil Tracey vampire.
Tracey vampire: *hisses* Never! No one will stop me from world domination. *Vanishes*
DClick: Oh no ya don't. *Chases*
PG: Hold on you need weapons. *hands DClick some silver stakes, garlic, and a gun containing a UV light and silver bullets* Now you're ready.
(Scene is back in Pallet at night)
Prof. Oak: Tracey so good to see you again.
Tracey vampire: *Charges and bites Prof. Oak's Neck*
PG: See? I told everyone he's gay.
Tracey vampire: *hisses* You shall die now and become one of my puppets. Mwahahahahahaha.
PG: *Sweatdrops big time* Uh…DClick now would be a good time to jump in.
DClick: *Is seen near Ash*
PG: *Falls down anime style* Hey you're here to defeat the evil Tracey vampire.
DClick: *Lunges at Tracey* Eat garlic vampire.
Tracey vampire: *Eats the garlic* Mmmm…could use bread though
PG: *Falls over anime style again* Hey that's not in the script oh well…guess it can't be helped.
DClick: *Fires a round of bullets at Tracey, who is unaffected* Gah! Won't this freak die?
PG: Try the sunlight simulator.
DClick: *tries the UV Light and watches as Tracey begins to burn up*
Tracey vampire: Yaaaaaahhhh!!!! *Explodes in a burst of dust*
DC: Yay I won.
Prof. Oak: *gets up turned into a vampire* Urg…*hisses menacingly at PG and DC*
PG: Err…DC?
DC: *Is back to where Ash is*
PG: Eeeeee!!!!!!! *begins slithering out the lab*
DC: *Quickly turns and sees the vampire Prof. Oak* Errr…nice vampire. *sweatdrops* You don't wanna eat me you want nice fresh Gyarados.
PG: Eeeee!!!!!! *spits a Mega Hyper Beam at vampire Prof. Oak, who lands on the ground outside unaffected* Err…gimme the sun lamp DC.
DC: *Hands PG the sun lamp*
PG: *Fries Prof. Oak*
Prof. Oak vampire: Gaaaaahhhhh! *Explodes like Tracey did*
PG: Bleah x_x They smell horrible when they die. Oh well that's the stench of victory.
Bruno: *Stomps in with blood covering his mouth* Grrrrrr!!!!! Woof!
PG: Eh? I think Bruno is confused about what he is.
DC: O_o
PG: Meah lets just wipe him out.
DC: *pulls out a sword and slashes Bruno* Take that evil elite!!
PG: *Watches as Bruno explodes, while wearing a gas mask* Good thing this is television and not Smell o Vision let see now, I've improvised two times and got this fic totally twisted.
DC: Lets keep going with this.
(Then an army of vampires storms across Pallet)
PG: *After modifying the small sun lamp into a huge Mega Sun lamp* Alright DC hit the switch!
DC: *hits the switch and nothing happens* ?????
PG: *goes and checks the power cord and spots a frayed wire* Oh here's the problem. *picks it up and becomes part of the circuit* Yaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!! x_x
The completed circuit causes the sun lamp to turn on and fries all the vampires.
DC: Ewwww…major stink x_x
And so ends another insane fic.
To be continued…
I wanna take this chance and thank DClick for appearing on this episode…and sorry if i at all made you seem out of character. That's all for now. See ya.