Category: Humor
Part: 8
Disclaimer: Down with disclaimers. Down with disclaimers. Down with disclaimers. Come on peoples. Who would believe a total psychopath like me would own this show? I mean seriously, no one in their right mind would think I created Pokémon. Am I right?
TCL: *munching on Chocolate chip cookies* Definitely.
DC: *While looking at a picture of Ash* Yep.
PG: *falls down anime style* That was a rhetorical question. You didn't have to agree with me…Now on with the show.
(Scene somewhere in the world)
PG: So what do we do for today's episode?
DC: Don't look at us you're the one creating
this show.
TCL: Let's torture Tracey, Bruno,
Brock, the profs, and Blaine.
PG: Yeah.
(Minutes later over at an open field)
Blaine: *tied up to a tree* Someone let me down from here!!!
Tracey: *tied up to the same tree* x_x
Koga: *tied up to the same tree* Squeak?
Bruno: *Same tree* Me wan a bib.
Prof. Oak: *Same tree* I don't wanna die!!!
Brock: *same tree* I knew I should've stayed home today.
Prof. Elm: *we get the idea* Can't you forgive and forget about that mouse thing?
PG: This has nothing to do with what happened last episode. This has to do with the fact that we don't like any of you.
Blaine, Prof. Oak, Tracey, Prof. Elm, Koga, Brock: O_O;;;
Bruno: I love you. You love me. We're a happ-
PG: *Stuffs a sock in Bruno's mouth* Arg!!!! That was getting annoying.
Bruno: X_O Mmmfffmfmf.
Koga: Squeak?
PG, TCL, and DC: *death glare Koga* STOP WITH THE SQUEAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koga: Meep.
TCL: Now lets begin the torture.
DC: Yeah. *turns into Moltres*
PG: Now who should we start with?
TCL: How about everyone's least favorite?
Tracey: *Knowing he's up first* Eeeek!!!
DC: Yeah *still in her Moltres form*
Suddenly Articuno and Zapdos appear.
Articuno: What are you doing here, Moltres?
Zapdos: Yeah and why is Lugia painted red?
TCL: *Smacks Zapdos* I'm The Crimson Lugia you dolt.
DC: *Smacks Articuno* And I'm DClick ya darn Popsicle bird.
Articuno and Zapdos: Sorry our mistake. *fly off*
Zapdos: I told you that wasn't Moltres.
Articuno: Ah shaddup, you thought Lugia had painted himself red.
PG, DC, and TCL: *blink* O_o
PG: Err…that was pretty random. Now where were we?
TCL: About to torture Tracey.
DC: *Unties him from the tree* Now lets begin. *Fire Blasts Tracey*
Tracey: Eee, ow, hot, hot, hot, gah. x_O
TCL: *Uses crimson aeroblast* This is fun.
Tracey: owwweeeeyyy. Not for me. _O
PG: Who asked you? *Fires a Mega Hyper Beam*
Tracey: *explodes*
Brock, Koga, Prof. Oak, Prof. Elm, and Blaine: O_O;;;
Bruno: Mfffmfmfffm. x_o
PG: Who's next on the list?
TCL: Ah lets just let 'em loose and destroy each one to save time.
DC: Alright. *releases all of the other captives*
Blaine: *goes off one direction* Eeeee!!!!!!
TCL: *Crimson aeroblasts Blaine into dust* That's for trying to take control of us authors.
PG: *Mega Hyper Beams Brock* That's for making guys look bad with those lame pick up lines.
DC: *Fire blasts the Profs* And that's for using pokémon as test subjects for research.
(A/N: I couldn't find a good enough reason to kill off the Profs other than I dislike them. And I mean dislike not hate.)
Koga: *gets away because he wasn't in the list to begin with*
PG: Awwww…I wanted to smack Koga for his constant squeaks. Meah at least Bruno didn't get away.
Bruno: x_o *Still has the sock in his mouth*
TCL: *Crimson aeroblasts Bruno* Take that you dumb elite.
DC: *Fire Blasts Bruno* Now you'll go bye bye.
PG: *Goes in and eats Bruno* X_X bleah. He tastes horrible. *spits Bruno out* *Mega Hyper Beams him back to the Indigo Plateau.
(Scene switches to the Indigo Plateau.)
Lance: Now where are Koga and Bruno?
Koga: *rushes in* Squeak…finally safe from those authors.
Bruno: *Crashes through the roof again and lands on Koga* X_X
Koga: X_X
Lance: ARG!!!! And I just got the roof fixed. *looks at the gaping hole*
Karen/Will: *holding hands* ^__^ Passing through.
Lance: *Blink* Err now things are getting weird…
PG: And so ends another chapter…
To be continued…
Bleah Bruno DOES taste bad. No wonder that Gyarados in AIADI spat him out. X_X Now for more authors…