Category: Humor
Part: 9
Disclaimer: Meah should know by now I don't. And on a brighter note I'm done with computer finals. Yay. That ends the first semester of computer school. Now if you want I can try my best to help with any computer problems. Keep in mind though that I'm still a beginner, but I at least know a bit to help with dilemmas relating computers. Just send me an e-mail and I'll at least try to help. Now since TCL never really asked to be in these I'll exclude her until I have her written permission that she be put in. That and because I feel that I modeled her a bit different than usual, because I went on a writing frenzy when I was tired. But since were on the subject of guests DC is still in these as a permanent guest.
DC: *Flies in as a Moltres* Hiya. Hey finally these scripts are actually legible.
PG: Well I hired a new secretary. *Points to reveal the new secretary*
DC: How'd you get the money?
PG: Don't need money for a secretary. I just created her using my author powers. I just love this job. Now on with the show.
(Scene is the Indigo Plateau [big surprise] with the 16 gym leaders, E4, Lance, and Ash)
A/N: I'm changing this back to before my romance story, since not everyone would want to see Will/Karen love in these, but everything still happened.
Lance: *from the table he's at* Alright, as you all know we're here to enjoy this banquet we put together.
Koga: So lets eat already.
DC: *Stares at Ash lovingly* Hiya Ash.
(From another table)
Ash: *Looks nervously* Err…hi. And no we will not be my girlfriend if that's what you're thinking.
DC: Awww…well I can still dream.
(Next table over another familiar AIADI scene plays out)
Clair: Morty pass the butter.
Morty: I didn't utter.
Clair: No, Morty pass the butter.
Morty: Why would I have a gutter?
Clair: Butter!!!!
Morty: Oh you want shutters. Okay. *Hands her the shutters from the nearby window*
Clair: ARG!!!! That's it Morty.
PG: Whoa, hold on Clair. I can't have you killing Morty here. Corrector9Yui would kill me.
Clair: So? *Proceeds to pummel Morty*
PG: *Towering over Clair* I SAID BACK OFF!!!!!!
Clair: *Sits back down obediently*
(Over at the E4/Lance's table)
Lance: *Chews his food loudly and then burps* This is relaxing.
Karen: *Smacks Lance upside the head with her mallet* Where are your table manners, Lance? I mean honestly.
Lance: X_O Sorry.
Koga: It's great that we're at least not getting pummeled in this episode.
Bruno: *Throws a meatball at Koga*
Koga: *Is hit* Hey!!! *Throws some chili at Bruno, which misses and lands on Whitney at the other table*
Whitney: Hey who threw that?!
Koga and Bruno: *points to each other* He did.
Whitney: *Throws some chicken at Koga and Bruno which misses and hits Karen*
Karen: Food fight!!!!
And so a total melee with food ensues, everyone getting tagged by oncoming food.
PG: *Is suddenly hit by a flying hamburger* ALRIGHT, WHO THREW THAT????!!!!!!
Gym Leaders/E4/Lance minus Bruno: *Point to Bruno* He did.
PG: *Has obviously lost it* That's it. *Fires a Mega Hyper Beam at Bruno who is launched off to an unknown place*
Gym leaders/E4/Lance minus Bruno: Yay Bruno's gone.
DC: *Still staring at Ash*
Ash: *Still nervous* Err…don't look at me that way.
Suddenly the legendary Pokémon enter.
Suicune: Err…sorry we're late, but Ho-oh here forgot to set the alarm.
Ho-oh: Hey don't blame me, I told Articuno to do it.
Articuno: *sweatdrop* Err…no you didn't you told Zapdos.
Zapdos: Hey!!!! It wasn't me.
Moltres: Will ya guys cut it out?
Lugia: *eyeing all the food scattered about* I hope we can still eat.
Raikou: Well me Entei, and Suicune would've gotten here sooner if these other guys weren't so slow.
Mew: Hey!!!!
Entei: Well it's the truth.
Celebi: Why did those Nintendo people make me slower than those mangy dogs?
Suicune, Raikou, and Entei: Hey take that back!!!!!
Mewtwo: Well I with my superior intellect would have gotten here sooner than the rest of you.
Mew: Then why didn't you?
Mewtwo: I err…needed to wait for you.
Celebi: Uh huh. Suuuure.
Mewtwo: Why you little…
PG: Hey stop with the brawling.
DC: You're a little too late guys.
Mewtwo: *faces Will and Sabrina* Bow down foolish mortals for I ma the greatest Psychic.
Will: No I am.
Sabrina: No me.
Mewtwo: Me
Will: Me
Sabrina: Me
PG: *Towering over Will, Sabrina, and Mewtwo* STOP IT OR THE THREE OF YOU GET IT!!!!!!
Mewtwo: You dare to challenge me?
PG: Yeah. Have you forgotten who has power over this fic?
Mewtwo: *Sweatdrop* Err…no I haven't.
PG: Now that that's over with I guess the episode ends here.
To be continued…
DC: Hey why didn't I appear much in this episode?
PG: Because you were so busy with Ash.
Well authors I still don't have anyone other than DClick that wants to be in these fics. So I'll leave you with reviewing. And TCL, for the other 3 Chapters…if I made you at all seem out of character I'm sorry. I was sleepy when I wrote those. Hehehe.