Category: Humor
Part: 10
Disclaimer:
PG: *uses a Mega Hyper Beam and destroys the disclaimer* Down with disclaimers. Down with disclaimers. Down with disclaimers. Down with disclaimers. Down w-
TCL: *smacks PG with her wing* We get it already!!!
PG: X_o sorry…anyways don't and never will. Only thing I own is this story and me. And to make up for not killing Tracey last time I dedicated this chapter for that purpose. And to help I added in several fellow Tracey haters. Now lets begin.
(Scene is my author's lounge)
(A/N: Hey every author must have one…)
Lccorp2: Hey where's the chlorinated bleach?
PG: *from the table playing cheat with TCL, S-ILAK, and C9Y* In the kitchen. Now back to the game…I'll put down 3 sixes.
TCL: Cheater.
PG: *reveals his hand which low and behold contains three sixes* Now what was that about me not having 3 sixes?
TCL: Arg!!!! No fair you're the author so you can win any time we play.
PG: Hey I would never abuse my author powers. Now who's next?
S-ILAK: *lays down the last three cards in her hand* Three fives.
C9Y: Cheater.
S-ILAK: *Reveals her hand which is 3 fives* Looks like I win. ^_^
PG: See? I told you TCL. Now go ahead into the kitchen and get yourself some cookies.
TCL: Oooo cookies *Scrambles off into the kitchen*
DC: *Comes in after watching a Pokémon episode on the big screen TV* So what now?
TCL: *from the kitchen* Hey give me back mai cookies PyroVulpix!!!
PyroVulpix: *Runs through followed by an angry TCL* Hehehe.
TCL: Get back here!!!
PyroVulpix: You're gonna have to catch me first. Hehehehe.
Miss Misty USA: How bout we go kill Tracey?
PG: Yeah.
Lccorp2: *looks out the window while gulping down a bottle of chlorinated bleach* O_o Hey guys ya better come take a look at this.
All the authors make it to the window: O_o
TCL: What…
DC: …the…
PG: …hell…
C9Y: …is…
PyroVulpix: …going…
S-ILAK: …on…
MMUSA: …here?
(We see a swarm of Tracey's out on the front)
Tracey: *Over a Megaphone* Bow down to me authors or my troop of clones shall overpower you.
All the Authors: *Charge outside and ensue in a massive battle.
TCL: *Crimson Aeroblasts a few Tracey clones* Take that you clones.
PG: *Mega Hyper Beams a couple more* This is soo much fun!
C9Y: *Uses a patent pending BFG to blast some Tracey heads* You clones will never take Morty!!!
Lccorp2: *In Umbreon form, tears a couple more Traceys apart with Crunch Attack* Mmmm…tastes like chicken.
S-ILAK: *In wolf form, throws a ball of water with electricity surrounding it to blast some more Traceys* Mwahahahaha
PyroVulpix: *fries a couple more Traceys with flamethrower* Deep fried Traceys on the house!!!
DC: *Fires some Traceys with Fire Blast* Would ya like to double size it?
MMUSA: *tears up some Traceys with a chainsaw* Weeeeee!!!!!
PG: The forces are dwindling keep on the attack.
(After several flamethrowers, Mega Hyper Beams, Crimson Aeroblasts, Crunches, and other assorted attacks…there remains the original Tracey)
Tracey: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! My plans for world domination thwarted by a bunch of youngsters.
PG: *Death glares Tracey* NEVER CALL ME A YOUNGSTER!!!!!! I'm 18 for god sakes. *Mega Hyper Beams the last Tracey to dust*
MMUSA: Hey I wanted to kill him.
PG: Tough. I'm the author so I get that privilege.
(So the authors head back in and go back to their daily activities…)
PG: So until next time buh bye.
To Be Continued…
Thank you to all the authors for participating in this big Tracey bashing event…and if ya wanna get ahold of me you can always visit the tppcrpg.net chatroom and look for me under the nick psychogyarados1 because some freakin A****** stole my original nick. I oughta tear him a new A. So see ya and please review, no matter what it is.