Title: Behold the Power of Gasoline
Part: 11
PG (AKA the PsychoVaporeon in MSN Chat): *Is seen hugging his beautiful wife*
Asuna* ^_^
Asuna (The Fire-Type Gym Leader in Ruby/Sapphire): ^_^
PG: *Stops* Uhhmmm......I think idz bout time I get the disclaimer done. Do ya mind doing the honors?
Asuna: Sure. ^_^ The Psychogyarados in no form or fashion owns pokémon or its characters. He does however own his pics, this fic, and the Sapphire ROM he got off the internet.
PG: I also own mai infatuation with mai purdy wife. ^_^
Asuna: ^_^
(Scene is errr......I dunno. ^^;;; *Decides to zoom in on the legendaries)
Latias: *Is dancing around in a pink tutu eating muffins*
Latios: O_o;;; Uhhh what are you doing?
Latias: Practicing my ballet. Lookie I'm a sugar plum fairy. *Spins around*
Latios: Stop or you'll-
Latias: *Crashes into a bookcase*
Latios: *Winces* -hurt yourself. -_-
Latias: @.@;;;
Kyogre: *Swims in drunk* Lookie, a fishie. *Shows Latios the dead Magikarp he is holding*
Latios: -_- ...he musta gotten to the moondust again. Maybe I'll go see what the other birds are doing. Anything to get away from these two lunatics. *Flies off in search of the birds*
(Scene switches to Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Ho-oh, and Lugia, who are currently bouncing Tracey's head around)
Zapdos: *Swats the head with his wing over to Lugia*
Lugia: *Swats it over to Moltres, but it doesn't reach because Latios is hit as he flies in* O_O;;; That was rather unexpected.
Latios: @.@;;;
Articuno: This just got boring. Lets do something else.
Ho-oh: *Thinks* How bout putting on a magic show?
Moltres: Seems safe enough. Lets do it.
(Scene switches over to a stage where the Elite 4/Lance/Gym Leaders and a few AL member authors are standing as audience)
Lance: I don't know why those underdone turkeys brought us here. If ya ask me we should sneak up on them and stuff em in an oven, turn temp to 450, and wait 2 hours for a feast.
Koga: *Squeaks* Well I'm just glad I haven't been killed off like usual.
Bruno: *Nods* I don't know what we did to deserve that kind of punishment.
(Switches over to the authors)
C9Yui: *Is quietly creeping up behind Whitney with a sword in hand* Hehehe..... [Due to the graphic nature of this scene we have been forced to cut it out from this fic. Sorry for any inconveniences. But rest assured that Yui enjoyed the moment. ^_~]
Lc: Humph. When's this play gonna get over with? This is stupid and pointless.
Dawn: Aww. Look at the bright side. At least we're here together *huggles Lc*
Lc: That's true. *Huggles back* ^_^
Mewchu 11: I wish Moonlit were here. *Sighs and hugs a Moonlit plushie*
PG: Aww.......cheer up. She'll be back eventually. Just be patient.
Yui: *comes back* Whoo, that was fun. ^_^
PG: Ehehehehe......wait till you see what I did to her Miltank. =)
(Scene goes back to the birds backstage ready to begin the show)
Latios: *Walks up to the stage* Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, and Pokémon authors of all ages. We welcome you to our special performance hosted by us, the legendary birds. We will now begin our magic show that will astound an amaze you. *Walks off muttering something inaudible*
*Curtains open to reveal Lugia and Ho-oh in bad outfits. o_O*
Lugia: We will now amaze you with our box saw magic trick. Watch as my able assistant steps in the box.
Ho-oh: Since when am I YOUR assistant?
Lugia: Since I said so. Now get your rainbow roast bird butt in there.
Ho-oh: *Pouts but obeys and the box is closed*
Lugia: Now behold as the box is sawed in half. *Takes out a saw from out of nowhere and begins sawing the box in half.
Box: *flails and squeaks as it is being sawed in half*
Lugia: *Separates the two halves* And now to put the box together again and watch as my assistant emerges unharmed. *puts it together and opens the lid* O_O;;; Errr...moving on with our next magic trick...
Audience: *Sweatdrops knowing poor Ho-oh's fate*
Lugia: ...the ever popular sword swallowing trick. And to perform this amazing task we now turn to the amazing Zapdos.
Zapdos: *Flies in with a bunch of swords in hand* And now for a bit of warning folks. Don't try this at home. *Takes out a sword and slowly begins gulping it down as most sword swallowers do, except with a pure look of pain in Zapdos's face* .......
Audience: *Watches in amazement at Zapdos's trick, which is seemingly going well*
Zapdos: *Swallows more swords, one by one*
Lugia: *muttering to himself* Well I'll be. A magic trick that's actually working.
Zapdos: *has swallowed as many swords as he can handle and is now taking them out*
Moltres: *To Articuno* 10 bucks says he messes up and causes severe injury to himself.
Articuno: Nah. It's obvious he'll-
Zapdos: *Squeals as the final sword inflicts damage*
Articuno: *Winces* Hurt himself.
Zapdos: x_x;;;
Lugia: Ahem. Thank you Zapdos for that......lovely performance. O_O;;; *Sweeps Zapdos off the stage* And now presenting the amazing Articuno and Moltres, who will now try the infamous ice cube man......err I mean ice cube bird trick.
Articuno: Now watch and be amazed as I now encase Moltres in a block of ice. *Ice Beams Moltres*
Moltres: *Is freezing* x_x;;;
Articuno: Now watch as my assistant gets himself out of his predicament.
Moltres: *Is too frozen to do anything* @.@;;;
Articuno: No really. He'll get himself out eventually.
*Five minutes pass by with Moltres still an ice cube*
Moltres: x_x;;;
*From the audience*
Tracey: Booo. You guys stink.
PG: Hey, what the hell are you doing here?!?! *Points his sword at Tracey, and it begins to glow a bluish color* Begone thy sketching fool.
Tracey: *Is covered by a blue light and dissolves* Aaaacccckkkk.
PG: Humph. That's for constantly trying to upstage me in the area of art.
*Back on stage*
Lugia: Well since we already lost enough legendary Pokémon for this evening we will now end the show with a dance.
Articuno, Lugia, Kyogre, Latios, and Latias: *begin dancing to a horribly annoying song*
Audince: *Screams and scatters to the exits*
PG: Gahhh!!!! Keep running!!!!
Koga, Bruno, Surge, Pryce, and Blaine: *Errr.....lets just say the music was too much for their heads to handle*
Lugia: The music wasn't THAT bad was it?
Latias: I think it was pretty. *Dances around and crashes into a wall* x_x;;;
And so ends another chapter in mai little insanity fic. ^_^
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Part: 11
PG (AKA the PsychoVaporeon in MSN Chat): *Is seen hugging his beautiful wife*
Asuna* ^_^
Asuna (The Fire-Type Gym Leader in Ruby/Sapphire): ^_^
PG: *Stops* Uhhmmm......I think idz bout time I get the disclaimer done. Do ya mind doing the honors?
Asuna: Sure. ^_^ The Psychogyarados in no form or fashion owns pokémon or its characters. He does however own his pics, this fic, and the Sapphire ROM he got off the internet.
PG: I also own mai infatuation with mai purdy wife. ^_^
Asuna: ^_^
(Scene is errr......I dunno. ^^;;; *Decides to zoom in on the legendaries)
Latias: *Is dancing around in a pink tutu eating muffins*
Latios: O_o;;; Uhhh what are you doing?
Latias: Practicing my ballet. Lookie I'm a sugar plum fairy. *Spins around*
Latios: Stop or you'll-
Latias: *Crashes into a bookcase*
Latios: *Winces* -hurt yourself. -_-
Latias: @.@;;;
Kyogre: *Swims in drunk* Lookie, a fishie. *Shows Latios the dead Magikarp he is holding*
Latios: -_- ...he musta gotten to the moondust again. Maybe I'll go see what the other birds are doing. Anything to get away from these two lunatics. *Flies off in search of the birds*
(Scene switches to Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Ho-oh, and Lugia, who are currently bouncing Tracey's head around)
Zapdos: *Swats the head with his wing over to Lugia*
Lugia: *Swats it over to Moltres, but it doesn't reach because Latios is hit as he flies in* O_O;;; That was rather unexpected.
Latios: @.@;;;
Articuno: This just got boring. Lets do something else.
Ho-oh: *Thinks* How bout putting on a magic show?
Moltres: Seems safe enough. Lets do it.
(Scene switches over to a stage where the Elite 4/Lance/Gym Leaders and a few AL member authors are standing as audience)
Lance: I don't know why those underdone turkeys brought us here. If ya ask me we should sneak up on them and stuff em in an oven, turn temp to 450, and wait 2 hours for a feast.
Koga: *Squeaks* Well I'm just glad I haven't been killed off like usual.
Bruno: *Nods* I don't know what we did to deserve that kind of punishment.
(Switches over to the authors)
C9Yui: *Is quietly creeping up behind Whitney with a sword in hand* Hehehe..... [Due to the graphic nature of this scene we have been forced to cut it out from this fic. Sorry for any inconveniences. But rest assured that Yui enjoyed the moment. ^_~]
Lc: Humph. When's this play gonna get over with? This is stupid and pointless.
Dawn: Aww. Look at the bright side. At least we're here together *huggles Lc*
Lc: That's true. *Huggles back* ^_^
Mewchu 11: I wish Moonlit were here. *Sighs and hugs a Moonlit plushie*
PG: Aww.......cheer up. She'll be back eventually. Just be patient.
Yui: *comes back* Whoo, that was fun. ^_^
PG: Ehehehehe......wait till you see what I did to her Miltank. =)
(Scene goes back to the birds backstage ready to begin the show)
Latios: *Walks up to the stage* Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, and Pokémon authors of all ages. We welcome you to our special performance hosted by us, the legendary birds. We will now begin our magic show that will astound an amaze you. *Walks off muttering something inaudible*
*Curtains open to reveal Lugia and Ho-oh in bad outfits. o_O*
Lugia: We will now amaze you with our box saw magic trick. Watch as my able assistant steps in the box.
Ho-oh: Since when am I YOUR assistant?
Lugia: Since I said so. Now get your rainbow roast bird butt in there.
Ho-oh: *Pouts but obeys and the box is closed*
Lugia: Now behold as the box is sawed in half. *Takes out a saw from out of nowhere and begins sawing the box in half.
Box: *flails and squeaks as it is being sawed in half*
Lugia: *Separates the two halves* And now to put the box together again and watch as my assistant emerges unharmed. *puts it together and opens the lid* O_O;;; Errr...moving on with our next magic trick...
Audience: *Sweatdrops knowing poor Ho-oh's fate*
Lugia: ...the ever popular sword swallowing trick. And to perform this amazing task we now turn to the amazing Zapdos.
Zapdos: *Flies in with a bunch of swords in hand* And now for a bit of warning folks. Don't try this at home. *Takes out a sword and slowly begins gulping it down as most sword swallowers do, except with a pure look of pain in Zapdos's face* .......
Audience: *Watches in amazement at Zapdos's trick, which is seemingly going well*
Zapdos: *Swallows more swords, one by one*
Lugia: *muttering to himself* Well I'll be. A magic trick that's actually working.
Zapdos: *has swallowed as many swords as he can handle and is now taking them out*
Moltres: *To Articuno* 10 bucks says he messes up and causes severe injury to himself.
Articuno: Nah. It's obvious he'll-
Zapdos: *Squeals as the final sword inflicts damage*
Articuno: *Winces* Hurt himself.
Zapdos: x_x;;;
Lugia: Ahem. Thank you Zapdos for that......lovely performance. O_O;;; *Sweeps Zapdos off the stage* And now presenting the amazing Articuno and Moltres, who will now try the infamous ice cube man......err I mean ice cube bird trick.
Articuno: Now watch and be amazed as I now encase Moltres in a block of ice. *Ice Beams Moltres*
Moltres: *Is freezing* x_x;;;
Articuno: Now watch as my assistant gets himself out of his predicament.
Moltres: *Is too frozen to do anything* @.@;;;
Articuno: No really. He'll get himself out eventually.
*Five minutes pass by with Moltres still an ice cube*
Moltres: x_x;;;
*From the audience*
Tracey: Booo. You guys stink.
PG: Hey, what the hell are you doing here?!?! *Points his sword at Tracey, and it begins to glow a bluish color* Begone thy sketching fool.
Tracey: *Is covered by a blue light and dissolves* Aaaacccckkkk.
PG: Humph. That's for constantly trying to upstage me in the area of art.
*Back on stage*
Lugia: Well since we already lost enough legendary Pokémon for this evening we will now end the show with a dance.
Articuno, Lugia, Kyogre, Latios, and Latias: *begin dancing to a horribly annoying song*
Audince: *Screams and scatters to the exits*
PG: Gahhh!!!! Keep running!!!!
Koga, Bruno, Surge, Pryce, and Blaine: *Errr.....lets just say the music was too much for their heads to handle*
Lugia: The music wasn't THAT bad was it?
Latias: I think it was pretty. *Dances around and crashes into a wall* x_x;;;
And so ends another chapter in mai little insanity fic. ^_^
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