Tastykakes and Yami Bakura Don't Mix
By TeamRocket89
Chapter 1: The madness begins
Yugi once had a hamster. He called it Cupcake. Joey, who was hungry because he forgot to play Pokemon, ate it. This made Yugi place Joey in 1986. However, Mokuba met up with Yugi, and he was eating computer speakers. Mokuba then said "METEROROLOGICAL SATELLITES!", which brought Joey back to the present. Then Pegasus came. This was bad, so Mokuba infused cheese DNA into Pegasus's brain. This made Pegasus so happy that he declared war on Safeway Supermarkets. Pegasus was captured and tried by Safeway on 10 accounts of bloody-mindedness, thus they sentenced him to live in a jar of Smuckers Grape Jam. Later, Yami appeared and said " I AM A CRAZY 5 MILLENIA OLD EGYPTIAN MONARCH!", and transported them all to Hershey Park. Mai came, and ordered everyone to eat CFC. Yami asked why should he eat ChloroFluroCarbons on this hamburger of a day. Mai then said it was not ChloroFluroCarbons that she wanted them to eat, it was Chester Fried Chicken, which is chicken fried by the Canadian who was once an American president, Chester Arthur. Suddenly, Lord Nitros of the Garadens appeared. He was having too much of a good time, so he sent Yugi & co. back to Domino Town. There Joey accidentally used the author's Dreamcast to free Pegasus. Pegasus then turned Yugi, Mai, Joey, Mokuba, and Seto, who had just come back from the planet Alderaan, which does not exist, into butts. The author, realizing that there was no order, sealed Pegasus in a can of Vanilla Coke which cannot be opened, and turned everyone back to normal. Unfortunately, Yami Bakura decided to spoil the state of order the story was in, and stole a Republic Gunship. When he said "CLAMS WILL RULE TIBET", a Tastykake fell out of the ship. It fell really fast. It fell into Joey's mouth. He choked and died. His body became one with a can of SPAM.
The End (or is it...)
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Chapter 1: The madness begins
Yugi once had a hamster. He called it Cupcake. Joey, who was hungry because he forgot to play Pokemon, ate it. This made Yugi place Joey in 1986. However, Mokuba met up with Yugi, and he was eating computer speakers. Mokuba then said "METEROROLOGICAL SATELLITES!", which brought Joey back to the present. Then Pegasus came. This was bad, so Mokuba infused cheese DNA into Pegasus's brain. This made Pegasus so happy that he declared war on Safeway Supermarkets. Pegasus was captured and tried by Safeway on 10 accounts of bloody-mindedness, thus they sentenced him to live in a jar of Smuckers Grape Jam. Later, Yami appeared and said " I AM A CRAZY 5 MILLENIA OLD EGYPTIAN MONARCH!", and transported them all to Hershey Park. Mai came, and ordered everyone to eat CFC. Yami asked why should he eat ChloroFluroCarbons on this hamburger of a day. Mai then said it was not ChloroFluroCarbons that she wanted them to eat, it was Chester Fried Chicken, which is chicken fried by the Canadian who was once an American president, Chester Arthur. Suddenly, Lord Nitros of the Garadens appeared. He was having too much of a good time, so he sent Yugi & co. back to Domino Town. There Joey accidentally used the author's Dreamcast to free Pegasus. Pegasus then turned Yugi, Mai, Joey, Mokuba, and Seto, who had just come back from the planet Alderaan, which does not exist, into butts. The author, realizing that there was no order, sealed Pegasus in a can of Vanilla Coke which cannot be opened, and turned everyone back to normal. Unfortunately, Yami Bakura decided to spoil the state of order the story was in, and stole a Republic Gunship. When he said "CLAMS WILL RULE TIBET", a Tastykake fell out of the ship. It fell really fast. It fell into Joey's mouth. He choked and died. His body became one with a can of SPAM.
The End (or is it...)
Please Review