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Intro: This is a little something that I got inspired to do by watching a couple of comedy shows. This might last a good while, as long as I get ideas.
CHAPTER 1: "The New Kid"
The bell to Mishima Highschool rings and the students walk inside, beggining to put stuff in their lockers. The main characters of this series, a couple of them anyway, Ling Xiaoyu and Julia Chang lean against their lockers and begin conversation.
Julia: "Hey Xiao, what's up?"
Xiaoyu: "Oh, nothing. I had to stay up until midnight to get my homework done. There's no way I can focus today."
Julia: "Oh don't worry, I stay up late all the time."
Xiaoyu: "Yeah but you're used to it. With Hwoarang and all"
Julia: "Yeah he does kinda keep me up" *bites her lip with a smirk*
Xiaoyu: "Well, c'mon let's get to class"
Julia: "Yeah"
They sit in class later, writing in their notebooks, copying off of the board that is. The Vice Principal walks in and talks with the teacher, Mr. Toriyama. Following her is a well built boy with black hair and dark eyes.
Mr. Toriyama: "Attention class! We have a new student joining us today. I'd like you to all welcome. Jin Kazama."
Class: *broken up like usual schools do, scattering "Hi" and "Hello" here and there*
Jin: *nervously* "Hey"
As Jin stands in front of the class a wad of paper bounces off his forehead, and a couple of kids in a corner snicker. Mr. Toriyama sighs and looks at them.
Mr. Toriyama: "Alright who threw that?! Chen? Tseng?" *narrows his eyes* "Hwoarang?"
Hwoarang: *looking from his friends to the teacher* "Yo?"
Mr. Toriyama: "Was that you who threw that paper ball at Jin?"
Hwoarang: "No, but twas I who threw this notebook. yah!" *hucks a notebook, one of those fat ones at Jin in a frisbee like motion*
Jin: "Yasagh!!!!!!" *Suddenly throws down his books and spins around, kicking the notebook back which slams Hwoarang right in the face, and causes him to fall over Tseng and Chen*
Xiaoyu: *dreamy eyed* "Wow!"
Julia: *wide eyed* "Hoooly shit!"
Mr. Toriyama: "Gat-dayum! I mean, uh, ahem. Mr. Kazama no violence in the classroom please. If you'd like to fight, please wait til after school."
Jin looks, sideglance to the teacher with a wide evil grin.
Jin: "Really?"
Mr. Toriyama: "I mean uhh, no fighting at all! Ahem, please take a seat back there" *points back near Xiaoyu, Hwoarang and gang, and Julia* "And no more fighting"
Jin shrugs and picks up his stuff, moving to the back and sits down, arranging his books properly. Hwoarang leans over, holding his nose.
Hwoarang: "Punk, I'mma get you for that"
Jin: *arranging books, not looking at Hwoarang* "I can't hear you"
Hwoarang: *leans in closer* "I said--"
Jin: *his elbow snaps up, hitting Hwoarang again* "Oops!"
Mr. Toriyama looks up, seeing Jin arranging his books and looks back down at his desk, continuing to write out his teaching plans. A minute later he looks up.
Mr. Toriyama: "Jin, would you like someone to show you around the school?"
Jin: "Sure, thank you sir."
Mr. Toriyama: "Who would like to volunteer?"
Immediatly Xiaoyu throws up her hand.
Mr. Toriyama: "Ling? Alright"
Xiaoyu: *squeals* "yaaaaay!"
Jin: *raises a brow* "Ooookay"
Mr. Toriyama: "You two are excused from today's assignment"
Jin: "ô.ô Woo"
Xiaoyu grabs Jin's hand and pulls him out of the classroom.
Hwoarang: "That fucker broke my nose"
Mr. Toriyama: "Hwoarang! That's a referral for foul language!"
Meanwhile, in the halls.
Xiaoyu: "So your name's Jin?"
Jin: "That's right..."
Xiaoyu: "I'm Ling, but everybody calls me Xiaoyu"
Jin: "..k"
Xiaoyu: "So where ya from?"
Jin: "Japan, I just got transfered here from another school cuz my grandpa told me I'd get better education here."
Xiaoyu: "Who's your grandpa?"
Jin: *looks at her, raising a brow again* "Heihachi Mishima"
Xiaoyu: "Oooh! Didn't he kill his own son!?" *cheery like*
Jin: "Yeah, my dad. He didn't kill just threw him in a volcano. He's alright now, but he's a little cookoo."
Xiaoyu: "Wow, I wish I had crazy parents. They can be so fun"
Jin: "My mom's not crazy. She's actually quite calm and nice."
Xiaoyu: "Oh."
"Hey Ling."
Xiaoyu: *looks up* "Oi?"
"You're sposed to tour him around the school, not flirt. Get back to yer job y'little skank."
Xiaoyu: *goes wide eyed* "Oi!" *grabs a fire extinguisher off the wall and kicks it up. A heavy bang is heard*
"Ow!!!"
Jin: *looks up then back at Xiaoyu* "Who was that?"
Xiaoyu: "Oh no one. Just the author. He likes to insult us from time to time but we keep him in place"
Author/Me: "I pay yer salery ya little skeez"
Xiaoyu: "Yaksuki!" *throws one of the small school trash cans up. another bang*
Me: "OW!!!!"
Xiaoyu: "Just shut up and keep writing what we do!"
Me: "....Alright..." *grins* "You got it"
Xiaoyu: "Good. Now Jin as I was saying."
Me: *Writing as she speaks "Xiaoyu, suddenly for no reason, hit her self in the face". Evil chuckle*
Xiaoyu: "This is the cafeteria. The food's nothing special but you can live off--" *punches herself* "Ow!! Hey Shadow, what the hell!"
Me: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have absolute power!!!!!"
Xiaoyu: "Oh no you don't!"
Me: "Yeah I do, watch." *writes*
Xiaoyu: *bites one of her fingernails* "AAAGHGHH AAAGHH I BROKE A NAIL! AAAGH"
Me: "Now get back to showing Jin around, this is supposed to be called the New Kid. Don't make me turn it to 'Xiaoyu's Battery'!"
Xiaoyu: "Hmph."
Xiaoyu continues to show Jin around the school. Once they're done:
Xiaoyu: "So uhh, my friend Julia's having a big party at her house tonight. Everyone's gonna be there. You wanna come? I'm sure she won't mind"
Jin: "Sure, if it's okay with my parents."
Xiaoyu: "Cool! Look forward t'seeing ya!"
Jin: "Yeah, you too."
The bell rings and they return back to class quickly to gather their books and head on to their second period. Jin sits there throughout the day, thinking of the people he met, and wondering if his parents will let him go to that party Xiaoyu mentioned.
Well there's my 3rd attempt at a comedy and my 2nd attempt at a multi chapter story. This one might be one of those that last, that is if I get some good reviews. But good or bad, send some and tell me what you thought of this.
Intro: This is a little something that I got inspired to do by watching a couple of comedy shows. This might last a good while, as long as I get ideas.
CHAPTER 1: "The New Kid"
The bell to Mishima Highschool rings and the students walk inside, beggining to put stuff in their lockers. The main characters of this series, a couple of them anyway, Ling Xiaoyu and Julia Chang lean against their lockers and begin conversation.
Julia: "Hey Xiao, what's up?"
Xiaoyu: "Oh, nothing. I had to stay up until midnight to get my homework done. There's no way I can focus today."
Julia: "Oh don't worry, I stay up late all the time."
Xiaoyu: "Yeah but you're used to it. With Hwoarang and all"
Julia: "Yeah he does kinda keep me up" *bites her lip with a smirk*
Xiaoyu: "Well, c'mon let's get to class"
Julia: "Yeah"
They sit in class later, writing in their notebooks, copying off of the board that is. The Vice Principal walks in and talks with the teacher, Mr. Toriyama. Following her is a well built boy with black hair and dark eyes.
Mr. Toriyama: "Attention class! We have a new student joining us today. I'd like you to all welcome. Jin Kazama."
Class: *broken up like usual schools do, scattering "Hi" and "Hello" here and there*
Jin: *nervously* "Hey"
As Jin stands in front of the class a wad of paper bounces off his forehead, and a couple of kids in a corner snicker. Mr. Toriyama sighs and looks at them.
Mr. Toriyama: "Alright who threw that?! Chen? Tseng?" *narrows his eyes* "Hwoarang?"
Hwoarang: *looking from his friends to the teacher* "Yo?"
Mr. Toriyama: "Was that you who threw that paper ball at Jin?"
Hwoarang: "No, but twas I who threw this notebook. yah!" *hucks a notebook, one of those fat ones at Jin in a frisbee like motion*
Jin: "Yasagh!!!!!!" *Suddenly throws down his books and spins around, kicking the notebook back which slams Hwoarang right in the face, and causes him to fall over Tseng and Chen*
Xiaoyu: *dreamy eyed* "Wow!"
Julia: *wide eyed* "Hoooly shit!"
Mr. Toriyama: "Gat-dayum! I mean, uh, ahem. Mr. Kazama no violence in the classroom please. If you'd like to fight, please wait til after school."
Jin looks, sideglance to the teacher with a wide evil grin.
Jin: "Really?"
Mr. Toriyama: "I mean uhh, no fighting at all! Ahem, please take a seat back there" *points back near Xiaoyu, Hwoarang and gang, and Julia* "And no more fighting"
Jin shrugs and picks up his stuff, moving to the back and sits down, arranging his books properly. Hwoarang leans over, holding his nose.
Hwoarang: "Punk, I'mma get you for that"
Jin: *arranging books, not looking at Hwoarang* "I can't hear you"
Hwoarang: *leans in closer* "I said--"
Jin: *his elbow snaps up, hitting Hwoarang again* "Oops!"
Mr. Toriyama looks up, seeing Jin arranging his books and looks back down at his desk, continuing to write out his teaching plans. A minute later he looks up.
Mr. Toriyama: "Jin, would you like someone to show you around the school?"
Jin: "Sure, thank you sir."
Mr. Toriyama: "Who would like to volunteer?"
Immediatly Xiaoyu throws up her hand.
Mr. Toriyama: "Ling? Alright"
Xiaoyu: *squeals* "yaaaaay!"
Jin: *raises a brow* "Ooookay"
Mr. Toriyama: "You two are excused from today's assignment"
Jin: "ô.ô Woo"
Xiaoyu grabs Jin's hand and pulls him out of the classroom.
Hwoarang: "That fucker broke my nose"
Mr. Toriyama: "Hwoarang! That's a referral for foul language!"
Meanwhile, in the halls.
Xiaoyu: "So your name's Jin?"
Jin: "That's right..."
Xiaoyu: "I'm Ling, but everybody calls me Xiaoyu"
Jin: "..k"
Xiaoyu: "So where ya from?"
Jin: "Japan, I just got transfered here from another school cuz my grandpa told me I'd get better education here."
Xiaoyu: "Who's your grandpa?"
Jin: *looks at her, raising a brow again* "Heihachi Mishima"
Xiaoyu: "Oooh! Didn't he kill his own son!?" *cheery like*
Jin: "Yeah, my dad. He didn't kill just threw him in a volcano. He's alright now, but he's a little cookoo."
Xiaoyu: "Wow, I wish I had crazy parents. They can be so fun"
Jin: "My mom's not crazy. She's actually quite calm and nice."
Xiaoyu: "Oh."
"Hey Ling."
Xiaoyu: *looks up* "Oi?"
"You're sposed to tour him around the school, not flirt. Get back to yer job y'little skank."
Xiaoyu: *goes wide eyed* "Oi!" *grabs a fire extinguisher off the wall and kicks it up. A heavy bang is heard*
"Ow!!!"
Jin: *looks up then back at Xiaoyu* "Who was that?"
Xiaoyu: "Oh no one. Just the author. He likes to insult us from time to time but we keep him in place"
Author/Me: "I pay yer salery ya little skeez"
Xiaoyu: "Yaksuki!" *throws one of the small school trash cans up. another bang*
Me: "OW!!!!"
Xiaoyu: "Just shut up and keep writing what we do!"
Me: "....Alright..." *grins* "You got it"
Xiaoyu: "Good. Now Jin as I was saying."
Me: *Writing as she speaks "Xiaoyu, suddenly for no reason, hit her self in the face". Evil chuckle*
Xiaoyu: "This is the cafeteria. The food's nothing special but you can live off--" *punches herself* "Ow!! Hey Shadow, what the hell!"
Me: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have absolute power!!!!!"
Xiaoyu: "Oh no you don't!"
Me: "Yeah I do, watch." *writes*
Xiaoyu: *bites one of her fingernails* "AAAGHGHH AAAGHH I BROKE A NAIL! AAAGH"
Me: "Now get back to showing Jin around, this is supposed to be called the New Kid. Don't make me turn it to 'Xiaoyu's Battery'!"
Xiaoyu: "Hmph."
Xiaoyu continues to show Jin around the school. Once they're done:
Xiaoyu: "So uhh, my friend Julia's having a big party at her house tonight. Everyone's gonna be there. You wanna come? I'm sure she won't mind"
Jin: "Sure, if it's okay with my parents."
Xiaoyu: "Cool! Look forward t'seeing ya!"
Jin: "Yeah, you too."
The bell rings and they return back to class quickly to gather their books and head on to their second period. Jin sits there throughout the day, thinking of the people he met, and wondering if his parents will let him go to that party Xiaoyu mentioned.
Well there's my 3rd attempt at a comedy and my 2nd attempt at a multi chapter story. This one might be one of those that last, that is if I get some good reviews. But good or bad, send some and tell me what you thought of this.