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Mishima High Chapter 2: Jin's Amnesia.
Note: I decided to skip a little ahead, cuz writing with the characters not knowing eachother was difficult to put in comedy. So they all know eachother now. If you're wondering by the way about the party mentioned at the end of Chapter 1, Jin and Xiaoyu became good friends, a week or two went by and they started dating. Jin got to know the rest of the gang and is now fighting friends with Hwoarang which is how we always know them.
Dedication: Hwoarang fans, to make up for all my Hwoarang bashing.....this is for you. Hehehe. Jin fans....I'm sorry.
The gang was sitting in gym class, Jin was rubbing his eyes because he got lack of sleep. Xiaoyu was busy trying to cheer him up. Julia sat at the side, trying to drown out Hwoarang's obnoxious singing.
Hwoarang: *singing and bobbin his head like a rapper* "My neck....my back, lick my (censor) and my (censor). First you gotta put yo neck into it, don't stop just do it do it! Whoo yeah! This song rocks!"
Jin: "Hwoarang I got a little headache, so shut up."
Teacher: "Alright class! It's basketball for today! Grab a partner and start a game, cuz I don't feel like Fu($@in with you guys today."
Xiaoyu: "Julia!" *runs over*
Hwoarang: "But...ugh..alright Jin, let's go" *grabs Jin by the arm and pulls him onto the court*
Jin: "I hate basketball..."
Hwoarang: "Well I do, so whatchu gon do" *starts singing a snoop dogg song*
Jin: "Damn it Hwoarang!" *decks him, then suddenly gets hit by a wild flying basketball, right in the head*
Hwoarang: "Ever since we met, you've been hittin me Jin" *stands up, then looks down at Jin* "Jin?"
Jin: "Owwww." *gets up, holding his head*
Hwoarang: "You okay Jin?"
Jin: "Yeah, I'm fine...Jin? Who's Jin?"
Hwoarang: "You are..."
Jin: "I'm not Jin. My name's Spongebob! OOH BASKETBALL!" *hops off to join a game*
Hwoarang: *looks at him with a raised brow* "Whaaaaaaat?"
Jin: "C'mon guys! Pass pass pass! Whoohoo!" *bounces around like Spongebob*
Hwoarang picks up another basketball and beams Jin in the head with it. Jin drops down again. Hwoarang walks over.
Hwoarang: "Get up, Jin. Or Spongebob, whatever." *kicks him*
Jin: "Ugh..." *gets up*
Hwoarang: "Alright Jin, we gotta play Basketball or Coach'll give us a Zero."
Jin: "Jin? My name's not Jin you idiot!"
Hwoarang: "Oh great, who are you now?"
Jin: *stomps his foot rapidly fast* "I'm thumpin! That's why they call me Thumper!"
Hwoarang: "Hehehehehehehehe, cool. Okay Thumper, let's go play some ball" *turns around to leave when Jin er..."Thumper" thumps him in the ass* "Oh hell no" *turns around and decks him, just as yet another fly ball hits him in the head, sandwhichin his head in between the two and he falls*
Hwoarang: "That'll show ya."
Jin: "Ow why does my head hurt?" *gets up*
Hwoarang: "Good, your you again!"
Jin: "No shit sherlock!" *looks at him* "What the fuck?"
Hwoarang: "What? It's me, Hwoarang"
Jin: "No you're not! I am! And gimme my head band back!" *rips it off Hwoarang's head and puts it on his own head* "There ya go baby" *baby talks the head band*
Hwoarang: "......Hmm this could work to my advantage. C'mon Jin I mean umm..Hwoarang. Hehehehehe"
Jin: "You don't order me wanna be, I order you!" *grabs Hwoarang and pulls him out into the hall* "Let's go!"
Jin pulls Hwoarang out, where they play some mean pranks on people. Finally they end up in the bathroom, giving a young Jeff Slater a swirly.
Jin: "Whooo!" *slaps high five with Hwoarang then goes to wash his hands* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"
Hwoarang: "What man, what?"
Jin: "I LOOK LIKE THE PANSY! AAAAAAAGHHHHH NOOOOOO" *cries his little heart out* "I'm ugly....I'm ugly!!!!!!"
Hwoarang: "Okay this is losing it's fun, I never scream like a pansy."
Jin: "Shut up! I'm not a pansy! You are you little fucker! More than Jin!"
Hwoarang: "WHAT?!" *decks the shit outta him*
Jin: "Ow.....damn Hwoarang why'd you hit me?" *gets up*
Hwoarang: "Jin?"
Jin: "Yeah man" *holds his face* "Ow. I'm supposed to hit you, not you hit me"
Hwoarang: "Sorry man you were being weird. You got hit in the head with a ball and thought you were Spongebob Squarepants, then Thumper, then me! And give me back my headband!" *snatches it back*
Jin: "Whoa I thought I was you? Dear God no"
Hwoarang: "Yeah and you got my headband sick" *puts it back on, baby talking it* "Yeah, you're okay now. You miss Daddy? Daddy missed you too"
Jin: *looks at him weird* "C'mon man let's get back to class. Before Shadow decides to pick on us."
Me: "WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Jin: *shrieks* "FLEE DUMBASS FLEE!"
Me: *stomps on him with my chuck taylor shoe* "Little shit"
Hwoarang: "Wow you're being mean to him, not me!"
Me: "Well I've bashed you so much I figured I should do this as an apology to your fans that read my fics"
Hwoarang: "Cool"
Me: "Here I'll make it up for ya" *type type, all of a sudden Jin is bound helplessly in chains* "Have fun"
Hwoarang: "Sweet!"
Credits roll with the "Saved By The Bell" theme as Hwoarang pummels the helpless Jin.
Well there we go. Chapter 2. I totally forgot I wrote this but just remembered so I put it up. Reviews please.
Mishima High Chapter 2: Jin's Amnesia.
Note: I decided to skip a little ahead, cuz writing with the characters not knowing eachother was difficult to put in comedy. So they all know eachother now. If you're wondering by the way about the party mentioned at the end of Chapter 1, Jin and Xiaoyu became good friends, a week or two went by and they started dating. Jin got to know the rest of the gang and is now fighting friends with Hwoarang which is how we always know them.
Dedication: Hwoarang fans, to make up for all my Hwoarang bashing.....this is for you. Hehehe. Jin fans....I'm sorry.
The gang was sitting in gym class, Jin was rubbing his eyes because he got lack of sleep. Xiaoyu was busy trying to cheer him up. Julia sat at the side, trying to drown out Hwoarang's obnoxious singing.
Hwoarang: *singing and bobbin his head like a rapper* "My neck....my back, lick my (censor) and my (censor). First you gotta put yo neck into it, don't stop just do it do it! Whoo yeah! This song rocks!"
Jin: "Hwoarang I got a little headache, so shut up."
Teacher: "Alright class! It's basketball for today! Grab a partner and start a game, cuz I don't feel like Fu($@in with you guys today."
Xiaoyu: "Julia!" *runs over*
Hwoarang: "But...ugh..alright Jin, let's go" *grabs Jin by the arm and pulls him onto the court*
Jin: "I hate basketball..."
Hwoarang: "Well I do, so whatchu gon do" *starts singing a snoop dogg song*
Jin: "Damn it Hwoarang!" *decks him, then suddenly gets hit by a wild flying basketball, right in the head*
Hwoarang: "Ever since we met, you've been hittin me Jin" *stands up, then looks down at Jin* "Jin?"
Jin: "Owwww." *gets up, holding his head*
Hwoarang: "You okay Jin?"
Jin: "Yeah, I'm fine...Jin? Who's Jin?"
Hwoarang: "You are..."
Jin: "I'm not Jin. My name's Spongebob! OOH BASKETBALL!" *hops off to join a game*
Hwoarang: *looks at him with a raised brow* "Whaaaaaaat?"
Jin: "C'mon guys! Pass pass pass! Whoohoo!" *bounces around like Spongebob*
Hwoarang picks up another basketball and beams Jin in the head with it. Jin drops down again. Hwoarang walks over.
Hwoarang: "Get up, Jin. Or Spongebob, whatever." *kicks him*
Jin: "Ugh..." *gets up*
Hwoarang: "Alright Jin, we gotta play Basketball or Coach'll give us a Zero."
Jin: "Jin? My name's not Jin you idiot!"
Hwoarang: "Oh great, who are you now?"
Jin: *stomps his foot rapidly fast* "I'm thumpin! That's why they call me Thumper!"
Hwoarang: "Hehehehehehehehe, cool. Okay Thumper, let's go play some ball" *turns around to leave when Jin er..."Thumper" thumps him in the ass* "Oh hell no" *turns around and decks him, just as yet another fly ball hits him in the head, sandwhichin his head in between the two and he falls*
Hwoarang: "That'll show ya."
Jin: "Ow why does my head hurt?" *gets up*
Hwoarang: "Good, your you again!"
Jin: "No shit sherlock!" *looks at him* "What the fuck?"
Hwoarang: "What? It's me, Hwoarang"
Jin: "No you're not! I am! And gimme my head band back!" *rips it off Hwoarang's head and puts it on his own head* "There ya go baby" *baby talks the head band*
Hwoarang: "......Hmm this could work to my advantage. C'mon Jin I mean umm..Hwoarang. Hehehehehe"
Jin: "You don't order me wanna be, I order you!" *grabs Hwoarang and pulls him out into the hall* "Let's go!"
Jin pulls Hwoarang out, where they play some mean pranks on people. Finally they end up in the bathroom, giving a young Jeff Slater a swirly.
Jin: "Whooo!" *slaps high five with Hwoarang then goes to wash his hands* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"
Hwoarang: "What man, what?"
Jin: "I LOOK LIKE THE PANSY! AAAAAAAGHHHHH NOOOOOO" *cries his little heart out* "I'm ugly....I'm ugly!!!!!!"
Hwoarang: "Okay this is losing it's fun, I never scream like a pansy."
Jin: "Shut up! I'm not a pansy! You are you little fucker! More than Jin!"
Hwoarang: "WHAT?!" *decks the shit outta him*
Jin: "Ow.....damn Hwoarang why'd you hit me?" *gets up*
Hwoarang: "Jin?"
Jin: "Yeah man" *holds his face* "Ow. I'm supposed to hit you, not you hit me"
Hwoarang: "Sorry man you were being weird. You got hit in the head with a ball and thought you were Spongebob Squarepants, then Thumper, then me! And give me back my headband!" *snatches it back*
Jin: "Whoa I thought I was you? Dear God no"
Hwoarang: "Yeah and you got my headband sick" *puts it back on, baby talking it* "Yeah, you're okay now. You miss Daddy? Daddy missed you too"
Jin: *looks at him weird* "C'mon man let's get back to class. Before Shadow decides to pick on us."
Me: "WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Jin: *shrieks* "FLEE DUMBASS FLEE!"
Me: *stomps on him with my chuck taylor shoe* "Little shit"
Hwoarang: "Wow you're being mean to him, not me!"
Me: "Well I've bashed you so much I figured I should do this as an apology to your fans that read my fics"
Hwoarang: "Cool"
Me: "Here I'll make it up for ya" *type type, all of a sudden Jin is bound helplessly in chains* "Have fun"
Hwoarang: "Sweet!"
Credits roll with the "Saved By The Bell" theme as Hwoarang pummels the helpless Jin.
Well there we go. Chapter 2. I totally forgot I wrote this but just remembered so I put it up. Reviews please.