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Sev and Mark weren't happy. They rounded the corner to Gryffindor Tower, when suddenly Mark stopped.
"Where are Crabbe and Goyle?" he asked.
"Ask the author." Said Sev angrily.
Mark looked at him as though he was mentally deprived (A/N Which he was, but we haven't got to that bit yet!)
"Uh, I mean I haven't got a clue in hell!" said Sev hastily. Mark still looked at him as though he needed urgent treatment.
"I'm going downstairs to get my broomstick, I may not be back up in a while." Said Lestrange suddenly. (A/N He just wanted to get out of the company of the psycho standing next to him!)
Sev entered Gryffindor Tower, where we left off in Chap. 1.
"Is there any reason why Quirrell's yelling something stupid about mousetraps in the other room?" he sneered.
"Yeah, he's being abducted by the killer mousetraps." Said James without looking up from his quill, which he had now, for some REALLY strange reason (A/N Hey, I told you all the characters are mad now or soon will be!) transfigured into a mousetrap, and that quill-mousetrap was now trying to abduct him.
"I did warn him about them." Said Remus Lupin, who was STILL under the bed. (A/N I know, I know, he'll come out, soon.)
"Anyway, why are you in here, Slytherin Psycho?" asked Sirius.
"Because our dorms have already been taken over by the mousetraps. Lucius, Martin and Blaise are dead."
Suddenly Dan came running out of the other room with a blank expression on his face. (A/N Like Goyle's)
"Are you ok? You look like Goyle" (A/N I just said that.)
Remus crawled out from under the bed and looked at Dan.
"It's no good, he's been brainwashed by that bloody mousetrap!"
Dan proceeded to go and stand by the window. He was actually wondering which side of it to jump out of (A/N That's what the mousetraps give you: Suicidal Tendancies!) when Cas (A/N Her first guest appearance) came thundering into the room like a rhinoceros, thought the spot where Dan was standing looked like a good one, charged over to the spot and took it. Dan went sailing out of the window, and with a bit of luck,(A/N If you call it luck) landed on Mark Lestrange, who was trying to fly away from school on his broomstick. Lestrange died…
"Bitch, that's another one of my friends you've killed off, now!" said Sev to the ceiling.
(A/N You mean the last one of your friends? *cackles evilly because she has complete power!* That's the way life goes, you have to live in Gryffindor and make Gryffindors your mates now!)
"Aw, mouldy bulls***!
(A/N Watch your language.)
…and Dan got temporary brain damage (A/N which he already had) and had to go into special care at St. Mungo's for the Mentally Deprived and stays there for the whole fic.
There, mousetrap death number one, caused by mousetraps and a charging rhinoceros. Review pleeez! Chiz!
Sev and Mark weren't happy. They rounded the corner to Gryffindor Tower, when suddenly Mark stopped.
"Where are Crabbe and Goyle?" he asked.
"Ask the author." Said Sev angrily.
Mark looked at him as though he was mentally deprived (A/N Which he was, but we haven't got to that bit yet!)
"Uh, I mean I haven't got a clue in hell!" said Sev hastily. Mark still looked at him as though he needed urgent treatment.
"I'm going downstairs to get my broomstick, I may not be back up in a while." Said Lestrange suddenly. (A/N He just wanted to get out of the company of the psycho standing next to him!)
Sev entered Gryffindor Tower, where we left off in Chap. 1.
"Is there any reason why Quirrell's yelling something stupid about mousetraps in the other room?" he sneered.
"Yeah, he's being abducted by the killer mousetraps." Said James without looking up from his quill, which he had now, for some REALLY strange reason (A/N Hey, I told you all the characters are mad now or soon will be!) transfigured into a mousetrap, and that quill-mousetrap was now trying to abduct him.
"I did warn him about them." Said Remus Lupin, who was STILL under the bed. (A/N I know, I know, he'll come out, soon.)
"Anyway, why are you in here, Slytherin Psycho?" asked Sirius.
"Because our dorms have already been taken over by the mousetraps. Lucius, Martin and Blaise are dead."
Suddenly Dan came running out of the other room with a blank expression on his face. (A/N Like Goyle's)
"Are you ok? You look like Goyle" (A/N I just said that.)
Remus crawled out from under the bed and looked at Dan.
"It's no good, he's been brainwashed by that bloody mousetrap!"
Dan proceeded to go and stand by the window. He was actually wondering which side of it to jump out of (A/N That's what the mousetraps give you: Suicidal Tendancies!) when Cas (A/N Her first guest appearance) came thundering into the room like a rhinoceros, thought the spot where Dan was standing looked like a good one, charged over to the spot and took it. Dan went sailing out of the window, and with a bit of luck,(A/N If you call it luck) landed on Mark Lestrange, who was trying to fly away from school on his broomstick. Lestrange died…
"Bitch, that's another one of my friends you've killed off, now!" said Sev to the ceiling.
(A/N You mean the last one of your friends? *cackles evilly because she has complete power!* That's the way life goes, you have to live in Gryffindor and make Gryffindors your mates now!)
"Aw, mouldy bulls***!
(A/N Watch your language.)
…and Dan got temporary brain damage (A/N which he already had) and had to go into special care at St. Mungo's for the Mentally Deprived and stays there for the whole fic.
There, mousetrap death number one, caused by mousetraps and a charging rhinoceros. Review pleeez! Chiz!