NOTE: THIS IS NOT YAOI!!!! IT IS A PARODY OF ALL THE KAI & REI YAOI FICS. BUT MISTER DICKINSON IS STILL GAY. I HATE HIM. HE'S SO GAY. I WILL THROW HIM DOWN A PIT AND EAT HIM, AND THEN FLY BACK UP SOMEHOW.
Kai's feelings
Rei was sitting on his couch, watching his TV. Then, out of nowhere, Kai came in.
"Rei, there is something I must ask of you." said Kai.
"What's that?" said Rei.
"I love you." said Kai.
"You're kidding right?" said Rei.
"No. I'm not. I want to make love with you." said Kai.
They pause. Rei takes out his beyblade.
"YOU SICKO!!!!" said Rei.
He aims at Kai's arm and shoots.
"No, what are you doing. I love you." said Kai.
"Yeah, well... you're retarded!" said Rei.
Tyson walks in.
"What the heck? Holy crap! What happened to your arm Kai?" said Tyson.
"NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!" said Rei.
"Why not?" said Tyson.
"Because -" Rei is cut off.
"I love you..." said Kai.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAGOON!!! AHHHHHHHTACK!" said Tyson.
The beyblade swept through the air and cut off Kai's right leg.
"Why don't you love me?" said Kai.
"Because you're not totally sweet awesome!" said Rei.
Max walks in.
"What's totally sweet awesome?" said Max.
"My love for you..." said Kai.
"Oh, that's ok! It's just... Wait a second... Did you just...?" said Max.
"Yes, yes he did." said Tyson.
Another pause.
"DRACIEL ATTACK!!!!!" said Max.
The beyblades flies and cut off Kai's chance of having children.
"I didn't need it anyway...." said Kai.
"AHHH!!!!!" said Rei.
Kenny walks in.
"What's all this super news I hear?" said Kenny.
"Kenny... You're the only one left..." said Kai.
"For battle chip cards?" said Kenny.
"NO!! FOR NASTYNESS!" said Max.
"That's all I needed to hear... Dizzy ATTACK!!" said Kenny.
"But I can't attack! I'm a laptop!" said Dizzy.
"Who cares!?" said Kenny.
Kenny throws his laptop at Kai like a shuriken(ninja star) and it cuts off his left leg.
"Why can't I love you..." said Kai.
5 months later
After getting all of his body parts sowed back on, Kai comes back.
"Why hello there, Kai. Feeling better?" said Mr. Dickinson.
"Yeah, I guess..." said Kai.
"Well then why don't you put your dick in son?" said Mr.(or should I say Mrs.) Dickinson.
"You're a girl?" said Kai.
"Yup." said Mrs. Dickinson.
"Well, I'm not your son... But I'll do it anyway!" said Kai.
THE END
Kai's feelings
Rei was sitting on his couch, watching his TV. Then, out of nowhere, Kai came in.
"Rei, there is something I must ask of you." said Kai.
"What's that?" said Rei.
"I love you." said Kai.
"You're kidding right?" said Rei.
"No. I'm not. I want to make love with you." said Kai.
They pause. Rei takes out his beyblade.
"YOU SICKO!!!!" said Rei.
He aims at Kai's arm and shoots.
"No, what are you doing. I love you." said Kai.
"Yeah, well... you're retarded!" said Rei.
Tyson walks in.
"What the heck? Holy crap! What happened to your arm Kai?" said Tyson.
"NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!" said Rei.
"Why not?" said Tyson.
"Because -" Rei is cut off.
"I love you..." said Kai.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAGOON!!! AHHHHHHHTACK!" said Tyson.
The beyblade swept through the air and cut off Kai's right leg.
"Why don't you love me?" said Kai.
"Because you're not totally sweet awesome!" said Rei.
Max walks in.
"What's totally sweet awesome?" said Max.
"My love for you..." said Kai.
"Oh, that's ok! It's just... Wait a second... Did you just...?" said Max.
"Yes, yes he did." said Tyson.
Another pause.
"DRACIEL ATTACK!!!!!" said Max.
The beyblades flies and cut off Kai's chance of having children.
"I didn't need it anyway...." said Kai.
"AHHH!!!!!" said Rei.
Kenny walks in.
"What's all this super news I hear?" said Kenny.
"Kenny... You're the only one left..." said Kai.
"For battle chip cards?" said Kenny.
"NO!! FOR NASTYNESS!" said Max.
"That's all I needed to hear... Dizzy ATTACK!!" said Kenny.
"But I can't attack! I'm a laptop!" said Dizzy.
"Who cares!?" said Kenny.
Kenny throws his laptop at Kai like a shuriken(ninja star) and it cuts off his left leg.
"Why can't I love you..." said Kai.
5 months later
After getting all of his body parts sowed back on, Kai comes back.
"Why hello there, Kai. Feeling better?" said Mr. Dickinson.
"Yeah, I guess..." said Kai.
"Well then why don't you put your dick in son?" said Mr.(or should I say Mrs.) Dickinson.
"You're a girl?" said Kai.
"Yup." said Mrs. Dickinson.
"Well, I'm not your son... But I'll do it anyway!" said Kai.
THE END