Disclaimer: As I have said countless times this story (A/N Four) I Do not
own any of the mental psychopaths featured in this story, J.K does. Except
Cas. And the Mousetraps.
"Noooooo Dan!" cried Peter.
"It's O.k, he was never very good in the flying lessons." Said Sirius.
"Sirius, this is not a time to joke, and that joke was crap!" complained Peter.
"For your information, it's ALWAYS a time to joke, but yeah, that joke WAS pretty lame."
"Cas, what did you just do?" asked Lily, who had come into the room after Cas.
"Knocked the bastard out of the window. Why?" The insane bitch cackled.
"Because she thinks it strange that the author of this story put a charging rhino in Gryffindor Tower!" sneered Sev, but he wasn't happy for long, because Cas jumped on him and started to beat the crap out of him, mainly aiming for his balls.
(A/N OUCH!!!!)
"OUCH!!!!" yelled Sev.
(A/N I just said that.)
"I know. Do you think the kind, loving author will remove the mental bitch from beating the crap out of my …?"
(A/N Don't even think about saying it, and no, she won't)
"Thought not!" And he curled up in agony.
"You know," said James thoughtfully, "We ought to get Cas to beat the crap out of Sev more often!"
"Yeah, but if he's ever gonna leave Gryffindor alive, then we're gonna need to destroy the mousetraps" said Sirius.
"The most effective way of destroying them is to use a complex potion with ingredients that can only be found in Serrint's office." Remus said, receiving six looks of horror. (A/N Cas temporarily stopped killing Sev) "Then again, it's easier to step on them." The werewolf continued. (A/N Cas started killing Sev again.)
And they set about making plans to save the world from mousetraps. (A/N Yeah right! They were pissing around transfiguring socks into quills. NO, DON'T ASK…!)
This chapter is short, as in really short. Don't worry, next chapter will be longer, I promise!
Review, please! I am aiming to have five reviews at least before I write chapter 5.
"Noooooo Dan!" cried Peter.
"It's O.k, he was never very good in the flying lessons." Said Sirius.
"Sirius, this is not a time to joke, and that joke was crap!" complained Peter.
"For your information, it's ALWAYS a time to joke, but yeah, that joke WAS pretty lame."
"Cas, what did you just do?" asked Lily, who had come into the room after Cas.
"Knocked the bastard out of the window. Why?" The insane bitch cackled.
"Because she thinks it strange that the author of this story put a charging rhino in Gryffindor Tower!" sneered Sev, but he wasn't happy for long, because Cas jumped on him and started to beat the crap out of him, mainly aiming for his balls.
(A/N OUCH!!!!)
"OUCH!!!!" yelled Sev.
(A/N I just said that.)
"I know. Do you think the kind, loving author will remove the mental bitch from beating the crap out of my …?"
(A/N Don't even think about saying it, and no, she won't)
"Thought not!" And he curled up in agony.
"You know," said James thoughtfully, "We ought to get Cas to beat the crap out of Sev more often!"
"Yeah, but if he's ever gonna leave Gryffindor alive, then we're gonna need to destroy the mousetraps" said Sirius.
"The most effective way of destroying them is to use a complex potion with ingredients that can only be found in Serrint's office." Remus said, receiving six looks of horror. (A/N Cas temporarily stopped killing Sev) "Then again, it's easier to step on them." The werewolf continued. (A/N Cas started killing Sev again.)
And they set about making plans to save the world from mousetraps. (A/N Yeah right! They were pissing around transfiguring socks into quills. NO, DON'T ASK…!)
This chapter is short, as in really short. Don't worry, next chapter will be longer, I promise!
Review, please! I am aiming to have five reviews at least before I write chapter 5.