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Wedding Night
Finally! Akane and Ranma had managed to get married. Sure it had taken a few years since their last attempt, but they had managed to convince all their rivals that they were indeed meant for each other and had at last admitted they were in love. The wedding went off amazingly without a hitch.
Then came nighttime...
Akane walked into what was now their room at the dojo. Looking shyly at Ranma, she didn't know quite where to begin. "So, umm... I guess we should do it, huh? I mean, we can't exactly be a married couple for real until..."
Ranma scratched the back of his head, blushing furiously. "Yeah, you're right, Akane. Okay. This can't be too hard, can it? I mean, people do it all the time without any problems. Just gotta put our minds and bodies to it, that's all." He approached Akane.
A few minutes later...
"Umm... Ranma? Are you sure we're doing this right? It doesn't quite feel, well, you know... okay."
"Urgh. Maybe a bit to the left? No, that's not it either. OUCH!! Watch it, you macho tomboy! Whaddya trying to do, kill me?"
"Ranma! You JERK! I was just trying to make it easier for you! See if I try to help you anymore. No, put it there. No, not there! Yeah, that's it - ooohhh... wait. That's not right for me."
"Okay, I can do this. I've taken on a God and won, I can do this - easy as cake. Just gotta calm down a bit, and look at it from a different perspective. Akane, if you put your hand... yeah, there. And maybe then if I turn this way - how's that?"
"Owie. I don't think I'm supposed to get hurt like this doing something so simple. Maybe we should have asked for someone to tell us how to do this?"
"No way! Ranma Saotome don't need no one to tell him how to do things! And besides, who would I talk to about this? Yeah, I can see it now... Hi Pops, need to ask ya about something... Nope, wasn't gonna happen."
"Fine, you're right. At least let me try to lead, maybe we'll get somewhere then. Okay, now. Kneel down there, and grab on here... NOT TOO HARD! Oh, Ranma! I think I get what we're supposed to do! So, look! That goes into here, and then you just have to jiggle it a bit to make it fit!"
"Like this?"
"YES!! Ranma! We're doing it! Wait, wait! No... You're doing it too fast..."
"DAMN! Akane, it's gonna bust, I can't hold it any longer..."
**CRASH!!**
"I told you we should have taken up Kasumi's offer to put together the new bed before tonight and not try to do it ourselves."
-I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Please don't hate me. *Bangs head against the wall.* Hehe... all better now. I just got this stupid idea in my head, and it wouldn't go away. . Yeah. Okay. Trust me, spamfics won't be a regular addition to my writings.
Wedding Night
Finally! Akane and Ranma had managed to get married. Sure it had taken a few years since their last attempt, but they had managed to convince all their rivals that they were indeed meant for each other and had at last admitted they were in love. The wedding went off amazingly without a hitch.
Then came nighttime...
Akane walked into what was now their room at the dojo. Looking shyly at Ranma, she didn't know quite where to begin. "So, umm... I guess we should do it, huh? I mean, we can't exactly be a married couple for real until..."
Ranma scratched the back of his head, blushing furiously. "Yeah, you're right, Akane. Okay. This can't be too hard, can it? I mean, people do it all the time without any problems. Just gotta put our minds and bodies to it, that's all." He approached Akane.
A few minutes later...
"Umm... Ranma? Are you sure we're doing this right? It doesn't quite feel, well, you know... okay."
"Urgh. Maybe a bit to the left? No, that's not it either. OUCH!! Watch it, you macho tomboy! Whaddya trying to do, kill me?"
"Ranma! You JERK! I was just trying to make it easier for you! See if I try to help you anymore. No, put it there. No, not there! Yeah, that's it - ooohhh... wait. That's not right for me."
"Okay, I can do this. I've taken on a God and won, I can do this - easy as cake. Just gotta calm down a bit, and look at it from a different perspective. Akane, if you put your hand... yeah, there. And maybe then if I turn this way - how's that?"
"Owie. I don't think I'm supposed to get hurt like this doing something so simple. Maybe we should have asked for someone to tell us how to do this?"
"No way! Ranma Saotome don't need no one to tell him how to do things! And besides, who would I talk to about this? Yeah, I can see it now... Hi Pops, need to ask ya about something... Nope, wasn't gonna happen."
"Fine, you're right. At least let me try to lead, maybe we'll get somewhere then. Okay, now. Kneel down there, and grab on here... NOT TOO HARD! Oh, Ranma! I think I get what we're supposed to do! So, look! That goes into here, and then you just have to jiggle it a bit to make it fit!"
"Like this?"
"YES!! Ranma! We're doing it! Wait, wait! No... You're doing it too fast..."
"DAMN! Akane, it's gonna bust, I can't hold it any longer..."
**CRASH!!**
"I told you we should have taken up Kasumi's offer to put together the new bed before tonight and not try to do it ourselves."
-I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Please don't hate me. *Bangs head against the wall.* Hehe... all better now. I just got this stupid idea in my head, and it wouldn't go away. . Yeah. Okay. Trust me, spamfics won't be a regular addition to my writings.