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Kai's impatient

The Beyblade tournament was coming up, and Kai knew exactly what he was going to do in it. He wanted to show the whole COUNTRY how he felt, and no one would stop him.

"So, uh. Kai, you've changed?" said Rei.

"Yeah, I think so. Say. You know that there's a beyblade tourney coming up?" asked Kai.

"I've heard about it. Are you entering?" said Rei.

"You bet. I'm going to rock the house!" said Kai.

"Yeah. right." said Rei.

Max came along.

"You feeling better, Kai?" said Max.

"Better? Yes, a lot better." said Kai

"Hmm. Something doesn't seem right." said Max.

"What are you talking about? I'm not gay." said Kai.

"What?" said Rei and Max together.

"Oh sorry, I meant happy. Uhh. My grandpa died." said Kai.

They trained for a few days, until finally, the tournament came. They were all spruced up for it, especially Kai.

"Are you ready?" yelled AJ Topper.

"YEAH!!" cried the fans.

"3. 2. 1. LET IT RIP!" said AJ.

Immediately, Kai stripped of his shirt.

"Sir! You're not aloud to do that here!" said AJ.

"Who says? C'mon Rei, you want me right?" said Kai.

"Kai, you're at it again!" said Rei.

"At it? I'm ON you!" said Kai.

The battle started, and everyone in the crowd was confused. What the heck is happening?

"C'mon, let's do this the new-way!" said Kai.

"New way?" said Rei.

"I love you Rei! I've always had! Even when I hated you!" said Kai.

"That's impossible. You're a retard." said Rei.

All of the sudden, Jerry Springer walked in.

"So, Kai, let's see your view." said Jerry.

"Where the heck did you come from?" said Rei.

"Mr. Dickinson. I'm his son." said Jerry.

"Jerry Springer is my brother?" said Kai.

"Well. not exactly. You see." said Jerry.

"I really don't want to hear this." said Rei.

He quickly took his beyblade, and ran away. Max followed.

"What is up with Kai?" said Max.

"Let's call it. Being lured to the opposite sex." said Rei.

"What?" said Max.

"He's gay." said Rei.

"Wait. I've figured something out! If Kai likes you, and you're ugly, then that means that he hates hot men!" said Max.

"Max." said Rei.

"Yeah??" said Max.

"Shut up." said Rei.

THE END

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