(BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!)
Kai's new feeling
Kai has been trying to get a Rei for about 3 months now, but he has never succeeded. But now he has a NEW plan.
"Hey Rei. What's up?" said Kai.
"Umm... Nothing much..." said Rei.
"Where's Max?" said Kai.
"Oh, I think he went home to get a shower. Uh... Why do you ask?" said Rei.
"No reason." said Kai as he licks his lips.
After Rei had left, Kai snuck over to Max's house. He peared threw the bathroom window. He quickly had an erection. Then he took his trusty ol' crowbar and hit the window.
"What was that?" said Max while he was in there.
Max came out of the shower completely naked. Kai licked his lips again.
"Wonder what it was." said Max.
He looks over.
"Oh, hi Kai! How's it... Wait... What the heck are you doing here?" said Max.
"Oh, uh... I dropped my beyblade... In the toilet..." said Kai.
"There's no beyblade in my toilet... Get out of my house." said Max.
Kai left, but he still wanted to see him naked. He broke in threw the upper floor window, and waited under Max's bed.
Max came in.
"I think I'll play Game Boy. And what the heck is up with Kai..." said Max.
He sat on his bed. Kai came out from under the bed, and started to touch Max's behind.
"Sparky, stop that." said Max.
Kai kept on touching it. Drool came down his face.
"Sparky!" said Max.
Max turned around.
"Spar...Kai? What the heck? What are you doing?" said Max.
"I want you Max." said Kai.
"MOM! GET THE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN!!!" said Max.
"Oh crap..." said Max.
Max's mom comes into the room.
"He was touching my butt!" said Max.
"WHAT? *Cocks the shotgun* DIE!!!" said Max's mom.
She fires at Kai, but Kai jumps out the window.
"Nice try, Mom." said Max.
"What do you mean? I still have my PSG1(sniper rifle)!" said Max's mom.
She goes to the window, and sees Kai, running away.
"DIE!!!!" Max's mom yelled!
She shoots 5 bullets, but they all miss. But she knows her sixth bullet will hit him.
"YOU SON OF A *****" said Max's mom.
She shoots, and hits Kai's left leg off.
"Crap! My leg!" said Kai.
Kai manages to get away. He sees Mr. Dickinson.
"Ah man... I almost got him." said Kai.
"Ah well... If you put your mind too it, you can succeed." said Mr. Dickinson.
"Let's go to Burger King." said Kai.
"OK." said Mr. Dickinson
Mr. Dickinson turns into a Gundam, and they fly away.
THE END
CHAPTER 5 COMING TO A FANFICTION.NET NEAR YOU!
Kai's new feeling
Kai has been trying to get a Rei for about 3 months now, but he has never succeeded. But now he has a NEW plan.
"Hey Rei. What's up?" said Kai.
"Umm... Nothing much..." said Rei.
"Where's Max?" said Kai.
"Oh, I think he went home to get a shower. Uh... Why do you ask?" said Rei.
"No reason." said Kai as he licks his lips.
After Rei had left, Kai snuck over to Max's house. He peared threw the bathroom window. He quickly had an erection. Then he took his trusty ol' crowbar and hit the window.
"What was that?" said Max while he was in there.
Max came out of the shower completely naked. Kai licked his lips again.
"Wonder what it was." said Max.
He looks over.
"Oh, hi Kai! How's it... Wait... What the heck are you doing here?" said Max.
"Oh, uh... I dropped my beyblade... In the toilet..." said Kai.
"There's no beyblade in my toilet... Get out of my house." said Max.
Kai left, but he still wanted to see him naked. He broke in threw the upper floor window, and waited under Max's bed.
Max came in.
"I think I'll play Game Boy. And what the heck is up with Kai..." said Max.
He sat on his bed. Kai came out from under the bed, and started to touch Max's behind.
"Sparky, stop that." said Max.
Kai kept on touching it. Drool came down his face.
"Sparky!" said Max.
Max turned around.
"Spar...Kai? What the heck? What are you doing?" said Max.
"I want you Max." said Kai.
"MOM! GET THE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN!!!" said Max.
"Oh crap..." said Max.
Max's mom comes into the room.
"He was touching my butt!" said Max.
"WHAT? *Cocks the shotgun* DIE!!!" said Max's mom.
She fires at Kai, but Kai jumps out the window.
"Nice try, Mom." said Max.
"What do you mean? I still have my PSG1(sniper rifle)!" said Max's mom.
She goes to the window, and sees Kai, running away.
"DIE!!!!" Max's mom yelled!
She shoots 5 bullets, but they all miss. But she knows her sixth bullet will hit him.
"YOU SON OF A *****" said Max's mom.
She shoots, and hits Kai's left leg off.
"Crap! My leg!" said Kai.
Kai manages to get away. He sees Mr. Dickinson.
"Ah man... I almost got him." said Kai.
"Ah well... If you put your mind too it, you can succeed." said Mr. Dickinson.
"Let's go to Burger King." said Kai.
"OK." said Mr. Dickinson
Mr. Dickinson turns into a Gundam, and they fly away.
THE END
CHAPTER 5 COMING TO A FANFICTION.NET NEAR YOU!