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Kai's newest plan

Tyson, Kenny, and Rei were playing volleyball. Kai came along, with his leg sowed back on.

"Hey guys. Can I play?" said Kai.

"No, we've decided that we're not your not our friend anymore." said Kenny.

"Gargle?" said Kai.

"Chunker." said Tyson.

"But guys, I won't do any of that stuff ever again! I promise!" said Kai.

"Are you sure?" said Rei.

"Positive." said Kai.

"Alright, I guess so..." said Rei.

They continued the game, and it became 2 on 2. Kai was on Tyson's team.

"Alright, let's go!" yelled Kenny.

They played, but Kai had other plans... When Tyson when up for a spike, Kai reached up his shorts.

"Ahh!!!! My nads!" said Tyson.

Kai took off Tyson's pants, and ran away.

"My pants!" yelled Tyson.

They tried following Kai, but they lost sight of him. Tyson went home and changed, and then they went to the park.

"Ah man... I can't believe he took my pants." said Tyson.

"Yeah, he always tricks us." said Rei.

They had a couple beyblade matches, when finally Kai came.

"Hey guys..." said Kai.

They turned around.

"Ahhh!!!! He's wearing my pants!" said Tyson.

"Yeah, and they're comfortable too." said Kai.

Kai plunges at Tyson, right into the beyblade dish.

"Kai! The game is still on!" said Rei.

But he didn't listen. Tyson managed to get out of the dish, but Kai was still in there. He was cut up very badly.

"Holy crap!" said Kenny.

"I'm not finished!" said Kai.

"When are you going to be? I need to have supper soon." said Tyson.

"About... 6PM. Is that OK?" said Kai.

"Sure." said Tyson.

Kai started chasing Tyson. We all knew Kai was faster than him, so he caught up.

"Let me go!" said Tyson.

"No, my lover." said Kai.

"Dang it, you're so gay!" said Tyson.

"I know." said Kai.

Tyson got free, and thought up a quick plan.

"Nuts, I have to go!" said Tyson.

"Ah... Man... See ya tomorrow..." said Kai.

Tyson ran back to where Rei and Kenny were.

"How did you get free?" said Rei.

"Some help from my friend time." said Tyson.

"You have a friend name time?" said Rei.

"Haha... I get it!" said Kenny.

"Who the heck is time? Frig. It sounds like something important." said Rei.

Meanwhile, back with Mr. Dickinson.

"He had to go home..." said Kai.

"Why didn't you chase after him?" said Mr. Dickinson.

"Uhh... I hate you." said Kai.

"Let's watch a movie." said Mr. Dickinson.

"OK." said Kai.

Mr. Dickinson turns into a video-cassete, and they watch "The Matrix".

THE END

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