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Kai's evil plan

Kai was getting really mad about this. But then he thought about Kenny. He knew he would be easy to get at, so he headed for his house.

*ding dong* Kenny opened the door.

"AHHH!!!!" said Kenny.

"Don't worry. I just came over to ask for help with homework." said Kai.

Kai indeed had his work stuff, so Kenny let him in. They went down stairs to work on it.

"So... What did you need help with?" said Kenny.

"Well... You see, there's this math stuff that I don't understand..." said Kai.

"Don't worry, I'll help you." said Kenny.

Kenny showed him what to do, but then started to switch subjects.

"I have to go to the bathroom. Be right back." said Kenny.

"OK." said Kai, smiling.

Kenny quickly ran to the bathroom. Kai crept behind, and picked the door that was locked.

"AHHHH!!!! What are you doing?" said Kenny.

"You're cornered Kenny..." said Kai.

"AHHHH!!!!!" said Kenny.

Little did Kai know that Kenny had been taking care of Sparky, Max's dog.

"You're mine!" said Kai. "SPPPPAAAARRKKYYY!!!!!" said Kenny.

"Huh?" said Kai.

Out of no where, crazy Japanese rock music blasted the speakers. Sparky came down the steps, and jump up on Kai's arm.

"AHHHHH!!!! NO!!!!" said Kai.

Sparky dug his teeth into Kai's arm, and ripped it off.

"This isn't the end!" said Kai.

2 MONTHS LATER

Max was taking care of Sparky again. They were playing in the field. Max was fetching the dog a bone. Then Kai came.

"Hey Max. Can I help fetch the bone?" said Kai.

"Can you promise not to do anything?" said Max.

"Yeah..." said Kai.

"OK." said Max.

Kai fetched the dog the bone a few times, but had a plan.

"Hey Sparky, fetch this bone!" said Kai.

Kai then grew a HUGE you know what. Sparky saw it, but being smart, bit it off.

"AHHHH!!! IT STINGS!" said Kai.

4 MONTHS LATER

"AH MAN!" said Kai.

"Don't worry... Kai... Do you want to know the truth about being gay?" said Mr. Dickinson.

"Uhh... I guess..." said Kai.

"Follow me..." said Mr. Dickinson.

They both jump 350 feet in the air, and land on a building.

THE END

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