(If FF.net screws up my story one more time...)
Karalen: Hello again, peoples! Once again, Yu-Gi-Oh and Lord of the Rings do not belong to me! Lord of the Rings belongs to the great J.R.R. Tolkien, and I don't know who Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to...anyway, on with the story!
Let's Play a Game! Ch. 2
Karalen: (hums the Lord of the Rings theme)
Seto: (breaks down her door with his foot with Mokuba under his arm) KARALEEEEEN!!!
Karalen: (busy printing out a picture of Legolas to pay attention) *singing* Mornie Utulie, Believe and you will find your way.
Seto: (goes right up to Karalen's ear) KAAAAARAAAAALEEEEEEN!!!
Karalen: YEOWCH!!! (grabs her elfish ear in pain) SETO!!! You know that I hear better than other people, and you screeching your voice out nearly made me deaf!!!
Seto: Never mind that! You have to fix my brother!
Karalen: WHAAAAT?!
Seto: I SAID YOU HAVE TO FIX MY BROTHER!!!
Karalen: Ok, you don't have to yell.wait.what do you mean, 'fix your brother?'
Inashu: (walks in to hear 'fix my brother') ...Seto...that's sort of harsh...
Karalen and Seto: (looks at Inashu with a confused look)
Inashu: Why would you want to deprive Mokuba of his.um.you know. (puts her hands on Mokuba's shoulders, who Seto had dropped long ago.)
Karalen: (suddenly gets what Inashu means) INASHU!!! That's not what he means! He means.(turns to Seto) What do you mean anyway?
Mokuba: Karalen in my pants? Why am I here in my pants?
Inashu: (nosebleed) Not again!
Seto: (glares an icy death glare at Karalen)
Karalen: What? I did nothing!
(Flashback)
Karalen: 1, 2, 3 in my pants! (snaps her fingers) There! All normal!
(end flashback)
Seto: You cured everyone except Mokuba!
Mokuba: But Big Brother, I like this game in my pants!
Karalen: That's the reason why it didn't work! When someone likes the game and doesn't want to stop, then they won't stop!
Seto: But he's got school! He can't just go in and say, "Oh, hi teacher in my pants! Here's my homework in my pants!" He would be sent to jail!
Inashu: Cool! You'll like jail Mokuba! They got a lot of crazy people in there...like me! (picks up a flamethrower and puts on a psychotic grin)
Karalen: Inashu! This is no time for your homicidal maniac mood! ...wait a minute...you went to jail?
Inashu: (hand behind head) Eh heh heh...yeah...
(Flashback to a few years ago.)
Inashu: (walks by a younger Anzu) *icy death glare*
Anzu: EEEEEEE!!! (drags a police officer to Inashu) OFFICER!!! This...kitsune threatened to kill me! (kitsune = fox. You know Youko Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho? That's what Inashu is.)
Inashu: WHAT?!
Officer: Come with me. (hand cuffs Inashu)
(End Flashback)
Karalen: Oh.
Mokuba: Wow Inashu, I feel sorry for you in my pants! I really don't like Anzu in my pants...
Inashu: O_O I don't think anybody would like Anzu in their pants...
Karalen: (gags at the thought) Anyway, I think there's only one way to stop all this madness...(clicks her heels, and the ceiling burst open to reveal..)
LOTR cast: (groans in pain)
Seto: ....Why did you bring the Lord of the Rings cast here...?
Karalen: Because I wanted to.
Seto: -_-
Karalen: LEGOLAS!!! (glomps him)
Legolas: O_O
Karalen: Let's play a game! (explains the 'In my pants' rules, and uses her magic to cast her spell on the cast.) Ready, go!
Frodo: What in my pants?
Inashu: It worked! Hey...how come I'm not playing?
Karalen: Because you didn't want to in my pants.
Inashu: ...I see.
Boromir: What is this new devilry in my pants?
Inashu: Whoa...it's new?
Boromir: -_-
Aragorn: (turns to Seto and Mokuba) Who's that in my pants?
Sam: Mr. Frodo in my pants? Are you ok in my pants?
Frodo: My back hurts a little from the landing, but other than that, I'm ok in my pants!
Gimli: All of you are getting rather...disgusting in my pants....
Pippen: Merry in my pants?
Merry: Yes in my pants?
Pippen: I'm hungry in my pants...
Legolas: Karalen in my pants? What are you doing here in my pants? And what the heck did you do to me in my pants?
Karalen: (faints happily)
Inashu: (dying of blood loss) Hentai...^__________^
Seto: Great, that means she can't change those guys back to normal.
Mokuba: Cool, now they can all play 'In my pants' in my pants!
Seto: O_O Maybe we should go outside before anything else happens, Mokuba. (drags Mokuba outside)
Gandalf: What is going on here in my pants?
Karalen: (wakes up) You see, in order to break Mokuba's spell, I just have to convince him that this game's not cool for younger kids! Isn't that right Seto? ....Seto? Mokuuuuubaaaaaa!!!
(Outside)
Seto: (kneels in front of Mokuba) Mokuba.I'm concerned for you. You can't go around saying 'in my pants' after every sentence, you'll be put in jail! And...I don't want to be alone again. Please, little brother, do this for me.
Mokuba: (not paying attention, looking at the sky) Hey look big brother in my pants! It's Uranus in my pants!
Seto: O___O (gets a major nose bleed and passes out)
Mokuba: ....big brother?
Karalen: There you are! (drags Mokuba in, leaving poor Seto outside)
(Inside)
Karalen: ...so in conclusion, Mokuba, since the YGO cast couldn't help you in realizing that you don't like this game, I let the LOTR cast come! Maybe they can persuade you out of it!
Mokuba: But this game rocks in my pants!
Karalen: Yes, it does, but only for teens! Kids wouldn't understand!
Mokuba: I'm not a kid in my pants!
Karalen: ..you're 10.
Mokuba: .....in my pants.
Legolas: Teens may like it, but adults don't in my pants!
Karalen: That's right, and we're adults! For example, how old are you Legolas?
Legolas: ...2,931 in my pants. (1)
Inashu: Daaaaang, you're a senior citizen!
Karalen: Shut up Inashu! I'm 2,922!
Inashu: You two need to go to the old folks home!
Legolas and Karalen: -_-;;;
Pippin: (grabs one of Inashu's many dynamite sticks) Oi, Merry in my pants! (winks at him and holds up the dynamite)
Merry: (smiles at Pippin) I got ya in my pants!
Inashu: (nosebleed)
Pippin: (lights the dynamite)
Merry: ...you're supposed to stick it in the ground in my pants!
Pippin: It is in the ground in my pants!
Merry: Outside in my pants!
Pippin: This was your idea in my pants!
Merry: No it wasn't in my pants!
Karalen: O_O RUN!!!!!!!!
Everyone: (runs away from the house in slow motion. The house explodes, and all of them leap in the air and land on the ground)
Karalen: My...my house!!!
Inashu: Way to go, idiots! (whacks Merry and Pippin)
Gandalf: Fool of a Took in my pants!
Merry and Pippin: : (
Mokuba: Does this game cause this much destruction in my pants?
Karalen: YES!
Inashu: (nosebleeds in the background)
Mokuba: Then I don't wanna play anymore...
Karalen: Praise be to the Lord! Let's get everyone back to normal! 1, 2, 3! (snaps fingers) There!
Aragorn: Can we go home now?
Karalen: Sure! (turns to Legolas and sniffles) Bye Legolas...
Legolas: See you later.
(All of LOTR cast is transported back to their world)
Inashu: ...Mokuba?
Mokuba: What?
Karalen: He's cured!
Seto: You cured him! (hugs Karalen) THANK YOU!!! (lets go of her) ......
Karalen: You can go home now.
Mokuba: Okay! (drags Seto out of there)
Karalen: Now...how to fix my house...
(Meanwhile, back in the LOTR world)
Boromir: I'm glad that's over!
Legolas: We must move on!
Frodo: Legolas is right in my pants! The ring still needs to be destroyed in my pants!
Everyone: O_O NOT AGAIN!!!!
The End?
Karalen: There we go, chapter two! Should I end it, or no? And if you don't want me to end it, who should I torture next?
1- This is true! I read it in a magazine! He's pretty old, ne?
Karalen: Hello again, peoples! Once again, Yu-Gi-Oh and Lord of the Rings do not belong to me! Lord of the Rings belongs to the great J.R.R. Tolkien, and I don't know who Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to...anyway, on with the story!
Let's Play a Game! Ch. 2
Karalen: (hums the Lord of the Rings theme)
Seto: (breaks down her door with his foot with Mokuba under his arm) KARALEEEEEN!!!
Karalen: (busy printing out a picture of Legolas to pay attention) *singing* Mornie Utulie, Believe and you will find your way.
Seto: (goes right up to Karalen's ear) KAAAAARAAAAALEEEEEEN!!!
Karalen: YEOWCH!!! (grabs her elfish ear in pain) SETO!!! You know that I hear better than other people, and you screeching your voice out nearly made me deaf!!!
Seto: Never mind that! You have to fix my brother!
Karalen: WHAAAAT?!
Seto: I SAID YOU HAVE TO FIX MY BROTHER!!!
Karalen: Ok, you don't have to yell.wait.what do you mean, 'fix your brother?'
Inashu: (walks in to hear 'fix my brother') ...Seto...that's sort of harsh...
Karalen and Seto: (looks at Inashu with a confused look)
Inashu: Why would you want to deprive Mokuba of his.um.you know. (puts her hands on Mokuba's shoulders, who Seto had dropped long ago.)
Karalen: (suddenly gets what Inashu means) INASHU!!! That's not what he means! He means.(turns to Seto) What do you mean anyway?
Mokuba: Karalen in my pants? Why am I here in my pants?
Inashu: (nosebleed) Not again!
Seto: (glares an icy death glare at Karalen)
Karalen: What? I did nothing!
(Flashback)
Karalen: 1, 2, 3 in my pants! (snaps her fingers) There! All normal!
(end flashback)
Seto: You cured everyone except Mokuba!
Mokuba: But Big Brother, I like this game in my pants!
Karalen: That's the reason why it didn't work! When someone likes the game and doesn't want to stop, then they won't stop!
Seto: But he's got school! He can't just go in and say, "Oh, hi teacher in my pants! Here's my homework in my pants!" He would be sent to jail!
Inashu: Cool! You'll like jail Mokuba! They got a lot of crazy people in there...like me! (picks up a flamethrower and puts on a psychotic grin)
Karalen: Inashu! This is no time for your homicidal maniac mood! ...wait a minute...you went to jail?
Inashu: (hand behind head) Eh heh heh...yeah...
(Flashback to a few years ago.)
Inashu: (walks by a younger Anzu) *icy death glare*
Anzu: EEEEEEE!!! (drags a police officer to Inashu) OFFICER!!! This...kitsune threatened to kill me! (kitsune = fox. You know Youko Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho? That's what Inashu is.)
Inashu: WHAT?!
Officer: Come with me. (hand cuffs Inashu)
(End Flashback)
Karalen: Oh.
Mokuba: Wow Inashu, I feel sorry for you in my pants! I really don't like Anzu in my pants...
Inashu: O_O I don't think anybody would like Anzu in their pants...
Karalen: (gags at the thought) Anyway, I think there's only one way to stop all this madness...(clicks her heels, and the ceiling burst open to reveal..)
LOTR cast: (groans in pain)
Seto: ....Why did you bring the Lord of the Rings cast here...?
Karalen: Because I wanted to.
Seto: -_-
Karalen: LEGOLAS!!! (glomps him)
Legolas: O_O
Karalen: Let's play a game! (explains the 'In my pants' rules, and uses her magic to cast her spell on the cast.) Ready, go!
Frodo: What in my pants?
Inashu: It worked! Hey...how come I'm not playing?
Karalen: Because you didn't want to in my pants.
Inashu: ...I see.
Boromir: What is this new devilry in my pants?
Inashu: Whoa...it's new?
Boromir: -_-
Aragorn: (turns to Seto and Mokuba) Who's that in my pants?
Sam: Mr. Frodo in my pants? Are you ok in my pants?
Frodo: My back hurts a little from the landing, but other than that, I'm ok in my pants!
Gimli: All of you are getting rather...disgusting in my pants....
Pippen: Merry in my pants?
Merry: Yes in my pants?
Pippen: I'm hungry in my pants...
Legolas: Karalen in my pants? What are you doing here in my pants? And what the heck did you do to me in my pants?
Karalen: (faints happily)
Inashu: (dying of blood loss) Hentai...^__________^
Seto: Great, that means she can't change those guys back to normal.
Mokuba: Cool, now they can all play 'In my pants' in my pants!
Seto: O_O Maybe we should go outside before anything else happens, Mokuba. (drags Mokuba outside)
Gandalf: What is going on here in my pants?
Karalen: (wakes up) You see, in order to break Mokuba's spell, I just have to convince him that this game's not cool for younger kids! Isn't that right Seto? ....Seto? Mokuuuuubaaaaaa!!!
(Outside)
Seto: (kneels in front of Mokuba) Mokuba.I'm concerned for you. You can't go around saying 'in my pants' after every sentence, you'll be put in jail! And...I don't want to be alone again. Please, little brother, do this for me.
Mokuba: (not paying attention, looking at the sky) Hey look big brother in my pants! It's Uranus in my pants!
Seto: O___O (gets a major nose bleed and passes out)
Mokuba: ....big brother?
Karalen: There you are! (drags Mokuba in, leaving poor Seto outside)
(Inside)
Karalen: ...so in conclusion, Mokuba, since the YGO cast couldn't help you in realizing that you don't like this game, I let the LOTR cast come! Maybe they can persuade you out of it!
Mokuba: But this game rocks in my pants!
Karalen: Yes, it does, but only for teens! Kids wouldn't understand!
Mokuba: I'm not a kid in my pants!
Karalen: ..you're 10.
Mokuba: .....in my pants.
Legolas: Teens may like it, but adults don't in my pants!
Karalen: That's right, and we're adults! For example, how old are you Legolas?
Legolas: ...2,931 in my pants. (1)
Inashu: Daaaaang, you're a senior citizen!
Karalen: Shut up Inashu! I'm 2,922!
Inashu: You two need to go to the old folks home!
Legolas and Karalen: -_-;;;
Pippin: (grabs one of Inashu's many dynamite sticks) Oi, Merry in my pants! (winks at him and holds up the dynamite)
Merry: (smiles at Pippin) I got ya in my pants!
Inashu: (nosebleed)
Pippin: (lights the dynamite)
Merry: ...you're supposed to stick it in the ground in my pants!
Pippin: It is in the ground in my pants!
Merry: Outside in my pants!
Pippin: This was your idea in my pants!
Merry: No it wasn't in my pants!
Karalen: O_O RUN!!!!!!!!
Everyone: (runs away from the house in slow motion. The house explodes, and all of them leap in the air and land on the ground)
Karalen: My...my house!!!
Inashu: Way to go, idiots! (whacks Merry and Pippin)
Gandalf: Fool of a Took in my pants!
Merry and Pippin: : (
Mokuba: Does this game cause this much destruction in my pants?
Karalen: YES!
Inashu: (nosebleeds in the background)
Mokuba: Then I don't wanna play anymore...
Karalen: Praise be to the Lord! Let's get everyone back to normal! 1, 2, 3! (snaps fingers) There!
Aragorn: Can we go home now?
Karalen: Sure! (turns to Legolas and sniffles) Bye Legolas...
Legolas: See you later.
(All of LOTR cast is transported back to their world)
Inashu: ...Mokuba?
Mokuba: What?
Karalen: He's cured!
Seto: You cured him! (hugs Karalen) THANK YOU!!! (lets go of her) ......
Karalen: You can go home now.
Mokuba: Okay! (drags Seto out of there)
Karalen: Now...how to fix my house...
(Meanwhile, back in the LOTR world)
Boromir: I'm glad that's over!
Legolas: We must move on!
Frodo: Legolas is right in my pants! The ring still needs to be destroyed in my pants!
Everyone: O_O NOT AGAIN!!!!
The End?
Karalen: There we go, chapter two! Should I end it, or no? And if you don't want me to end it, who should I torture next?
1- This is true! I read it in a magazine! He's pretty old, ne?