Love Is A Horrible Thing by Brita*Chica

A/N: Though I didn't write this in the last chapter: I was going to post the next chapter (this one) today at the latest. For you see, it is my two month anniversary on the site and I'm making a point of updating all my stories that I'm continuing with. Just like a month ago. So, here is chapter 6. Please review.

Disclaimer: I own the fic. Farscape, all related characters and settings belong to the people who own them.

I had to try not to burst out laughing back there.

It was a hilarious plan that I had formulated.

The funniest part was that he had fallen for it.

Now that I had left him to wander around talking to the voices in his head I could laugh.

Crichton comes in.

I try to stop laughing.

Though it isn't really possible.

I just have to think about the plan and I burst out laughing.

What's up Sparky. Crichton asks me.

I ask him what he wants and why he thinks that he has a right to go into other people's private places.

He asks me why I'm laughing.

I say that that is for me to know and for him to never find out.

I almost told him what happened.

What the plan was.

Then I realised that he would probably only go and tell the Banik.

So I didn't.

He left.

I slept for the night then.

I'd continue with phrase two of the plan the next day.