Karta: It's time for toothpaste! Whoohooo!
DW: Yes, don't we all just want a little time for toothpaste.
Karta: Sarcasm will get you nowhere. Unless you're me that is. You don't appear to be me so all I have to say to you is... SHUT UP!
ISRU: All right, all right. Karta doesn't own Yu-gi-oh.
Karta: Fine. Be that way.
ISRU: Now in chapter two we join our hero, or one of them, Yami.
(Background:
Karta: Did you say Heero? Are you talking about Heero Yuy? *Scientist cackle*
DW: Do you know him do you know Heero Yuy?)
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Yami sat in the bathroom and schemed. He couldn't just let Bakura get away with his crime of trying to use technology to take over the world.
'Not to mention the fact that Yugi is peeved at me now.' Yami thought heatedly. 'I saved the world for Ra's sake! You think I could get an "Oh Yami you're SOO wonderful. Oh Yami you're the hottest guy I know. Oh Yami!" but NOOO. All I get is an "Oh Yami stop fighting. Oh Yami watch it. Oh my god Yami you kneed him in the eye!'
"I'm so misunderstood." Yami moaned. Suddenly a thought struck him.
"Bakura used technology. If he can do it why not me?" Yami jumped up off the side of the tub and began to rummage throughout Yugi's medicine cabinet.
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Later that night...
"Yami! Have you seen my toothpaste?"
"No, what would I need with anything like that?"
"I suppose you wouldn't..."
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The next day...
"Listen up, Yami. Ryou and his Yami are coming over today and I want you to be nice." Yugi said sternly, or as sternly as he could manage.
"Oh Aibou, I really do feel bad about what happened. Let me make it up to them." Yami looked thoughtful; "How about I make them one of those things you're so fond of. You know, those thick white things."
"You mean a milk shake?" Yugi asked cheerfully, "Do you think you can?"
"I've seen you do it a million times. I think I can handle it." Yami replied coolly. Yugi nodded and started to turn when another thought came to Yami. "Oh and Aibou? Please don't tell them who it's from. I would be dreadfully embarrassed."
"Oh, I understand."
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Ryou stopped at Yugi's doorstep and turned to face his darker half.
"Now you behave! I know you had something to do with Yami's attack." He scolded.
"Yeah, yeah..." Bakura muttered. Ryou gave the door a brisk knock. When the door opened they came face to face with none other than Yugi himself.
"Come on in you guys." Yugi welcomed them cheerfully. Both Ryou and his Yami seated themselves on Yugi's sofa.
"Here, there's some drinks in the kitchen. Let me get them." Yugi stood up and went to find the elusive "milkshakes".
In the kitchen Yami had a platter and everything ready.
"Now Yugi, make sure you give this one to Bakura." He pointed to the one of to the right, "It's... uh... less sugary. You know there wasn't much sugar in Egypt so I can't imagine he would be fond of the stuff."
"Oh, alright. That's so thoughtful, Yami!" Yugi whispered.
"Yes, I know." Yami grinned. Yugi winked and took the tray from his darker half.
Back in the living room Yugi finally returned.
"Here we are." Yugi went to grab one of the milkshakes and stopped.
'Which one was Bakura's?' He was a little nervous now. He also couldn't decide what to do. 'Left, right, left, right... Oh, what's the worst that could happen?'
"Here Bakura." He handed Bakura the one on the left, "and Ryou."
The two glanced at each other and shrugged, then drank their offered drink.
Bakura seemed quite satisfied with his, although it was a little sweet for him. Ryou on the other hand thought his tasted rather... odd. However he, being the polite guest that he was, drank it down.
"So Yugi, did you make these yourself?" Ryou asked, needing to know if he should refuse the next one the boy might offer.
"Well he didn't want me to tell you, but I don't think it'll matter." Yugi mentally noted to apologize to Yami, "Yami made them not me."
"And he didn't try to poison me?" Bakura shrugged, "I guess I was wrong about him. The Pharaoh makes a mean milkshake."
Ryou briefly wondered WHAT his Yami was talking about. He told him to behave, not to lie! His milkshake was awful.
"Ryou, are you okay? You look a little pale." Yugi looked concerned.
"I just feel a little..." Ryou slouched over the sofa's arm.
"Oh my! Ryou!" Yugi jumped up, "I'll be right back, we have poison control on speed dial."
Another normal day in the Motou household ends here and now. Yugi may have remained unscathed, as did his Yami who hopped out the window moments after the drinks were handed out, but young Ryou was struck down this day by the unyielding power of toothpaste. It shows that dental hygiene come with a price. Hopefully it's one Ryou, and you, are willing to pay.
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Karta: There we go! Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I was working on my other story, There's Nothing On. Plus the internet was down at my house so I had to wait until I got back to school to upload the whole thing.
IRSU: Don't you have something else to do?
Karta: Oh yeah! I'm going to have to thank you reviewers next time. Since there was, is, a lack of Internet I couldn't check my reviews and see if any more people read the story. Sorry!
DW: And...?
Karta: And... I have to thank my cousin now. He was the first to notice the warning label on the toothpaste tube. There! That's all the thanking I need to do. Also, sorry for the Gundam quote in the beginning, I couldn't help it. (Bet ya don't know who the two people we quoted are, though!) See you next chapter.
Adios!
DW: Yes, don't we all just want a little time for toothpaste.
Karta: Sarcasm will get you nowhere. Unless you're me that is. You don't appear to be me so all I have to say to you is... SHUT UP!
ISRU: All right, all right. Karta doesn't own Yu-gi-oh.
Karta: Fine. Be that way.
ISRU: Now in chapter two we join our hero, or one of them, Yami.
(Background:
Karta: Did you say Heero? Are you talking about Heero Yuy? *Scientist cackle*
DW: Do you know him do you know Heero Yuy?)
_________________________
Yami sat in the bathroom and schemed. He couldn't just let Bakura get away with his crime of trying to use technology to take over the world.
'Not to mention the fact that Yugi is peeved at me now.' Yami thought heatedly. 'I saved the world for Ra's sake! You think I could get an "Oh Yami you're SOO wonderful. Oh Yami you're the hottest guy I know. Oh Yami!" but NOOO. All I get is an "Oh Yami stop fighting. Oh Yami watch it. Oh my god Yami you kneed him in the eye!'
"I'm so misunderstood." Yami moaned. Suddenly a thought struck him.
"Bakura used technology. If he can do it why not me?" Yami jumped up off the side of the tub and began to rummage throughout Yugi's medicine cabinet.
_________________________
Later that night...
"Yami! Have you seen my toothpaste?"
"No, what would I need with anything like that?"
"I suppose you wouldn't..."
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The next day...
"Listen up, Yami. Ryou and his Yami are coming over today and I want you to be nice." Yugi said sternly, or as sternly as he could manage.
"Oh Aibou, I really do feel bad about what happened. Let me make it up to them." Yami looked thoughtful; "How about I make them one of those things you're so fond of. You know, those thick white things."
"You mean a milk shake?" Yugi asked cheerfully, "Do you think you can?"
"I've seen you do it a million times. I think I can handle it." Yami replied coolly. Yugi nodded and started to turn when another thought came to Yami. "Oh and Aibou? Please don't tell them who it's from. I would be dreadfully embarrassed."
"Oh, I understand."
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Ryou stopped at Yugi's doorstep and turned to face his darker half.
"Now you behave! I know you had something to do with Yami's attack." He scolded.
"Yeah, yeah..." Bakura muttered. Ryou gave the door a brisk knock. When the door opened they came face to face with none other than Yugi himself.
"Come on in you guys." Yugi welcomed them cheerfully. Both Ryou and his Yami seated themselves on Yugi's sofa.
"Here, there's some drinks in the kitchen. Let me get them." Yugi stood up and went to find the elusive "milkshakes".
In the kitchen Yami had a platter and everything ready.
"Now Yugi, make sure you give this one to Bakura." He pointed to the one of to the right, "It's... uh... less sugary. You know there wasn't much sugar in Egypt so I can't imagine he would be fond of the stuff."
"Oh, alright. That's so thoughtful, Yami!" Yugi whispered.
"Yes, I know." Yami grinned. Yugi winked and took the tray from his darker half.
Back in the living room Yugi finally returned.
"Here we are." Yugi went to grab one of the milkshakes and stopped.
'Which one was Bakura's?' He was a little nervous now. He also couldn't decide what to do. 'Left, right, left, right... Oh, what's the worst that could happen?'
"Here Bakura." He handed Bakura the one on the left, "and Ryou."
The two glanced at each other and shrugged, then drank their offered drink.
Bakura seemed quite satisfied with his, although it was a little sweet for him. Ryou on the other hand thought his tasted rather... odd. However he, being the polite guest that he was, drank it down.
"So Yugi, did you make these yourself?" Ryou asked, needing to know if he should refuse the next one the boy might offer.
"Well he didn't want me to tell you, but I don't think it'll matter." Yugi mentally noted to apologize to Yami, "Yami made them not me."
"And he didn't try to poison me?" Bakura shrugged, "I guess I was wrong about him. The Pharaoh makes a mean milkshake."
Ryou briefly wondered WHAT his Yami was talking about. He told him to behave, not to lie! His milkshake was awful.
"Ryou, are you okay? You look a little pale." Yugi looked concerned.
"I just feel a little..." Ryou slouched over the sofa's arm.
"Oh my! Ryou!" Yugi jumped up, "I'll be right back, we have poison control on speed dial."
Another normal day in the Motou household ends here and now. Yugi may have remained unscathed, as did his Yami who hopped out the window moments after the drinks were handed out, but young Ryou was struck down this day by the unyielding power of toothpaste. It shows that dental hygiene come with a price. Hopefully it's one Ryou, and you, are willing to pay.
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Karta: There we go! Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I was working on my other story, There's Nothing On. Plus the internet was down at my house so I had to wait until I got back to school to upload the whole thing.
IRSU: Don't you have something else to do?
Karta: Oh yeah! I'm going to have to thank you reviewers next time. Since there was, is, a lack of Internet I couldn't check my reviews and see if any more people read the story. Sorry!
DW: And...?
Karta: And... I have to thank my cousin now. He was the first to notice the warning label on the toothpaste tube. There! That's all the thanking I need to do. Also, sorry for the Gundam quote in the beginning, I couldn't help it. (Bet ya don't know who the two people we quoted are, though!) See you next chapter.
Adios!