Dfire: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Garet: *sighs* I don't know how I got myself into this.
Dfire: *a truly evil laugh* Welcome all.to the result of getting up at 1:30 am and staying up the whole day.and a very large blue pixie stix. Garet, if you would?
Garet: -_- Dfire does not own anything in this story. Anything.
Dfire: Hey!
Garet: *long suffering sigh* Why me? Golden Sun and me is from Camelot and the people who made it, Harry Potter (Mars save him) belongs to J.K. Rowling.Dfire also doesn't own Slim Fast, snakes, blah, blah, blah..
Dfire: Rated PG for 'SCAAAAAAARY moments' and mild language.
Garet: What the hell kinda reason is that?
Dfire: GARET!!! You'll scare the kids! And besides, it was in the dvd. As all the scene titles.
Garet: -_- WHAT kids..all I see are psychos..
Dfire: *bangs him on the head* By the way, credit goes very much to CrimsonKitti and Wolfrose, my dear friends for helping me with some of the plot ideas! Both: *peace sign* Yay. We're lunatics!
The Cast and Crew
Isaac - Harry
Garet - Ron
Jenna - Hermione
Kraden - Dumbledore
Master Hama - McGonagal
Saturos - Uncle Vernon
Mernardi - Aunt Petunia
Felix - Dudley
figureitout - Director and Scriptwriter
Mia - Costume person, lighting person, music person, and every other person that you can think of
Sheba - Camera person
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Scene One - Doorstop, oops, I mean DoorSTEP Delivery
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{Camera trains on street sign: Flint Drive. Stuffed owl is sitting on sign. It falls off.}
Flint: Ooh, lookit! It's me!
Garet: What, the owl?
Flint: *waves arms angrily* No, the sign!
Garet: How can that be you, you're right here!
Flint: Smart, aren't you?
Garet: *proudly* Yup!
{Background: Badly drawn trees.}
Mia: Hey! I drew those!
{Background: And an ugly bench.}
Mia: Hey! I painted that!
{Background: And what the HECK are those poles supposed to be, lamp posts?}
Mia: .yes.
{Background: And what the heck are--}
Director: Ahem! Action!
*Kraden steps out*
Kraden: *trips over robes* Damn. I hate it when that happens.
*World Map music comes on*
Director: Mia!
Mia: What??
Director: Where's that Harry Potter soundtrack I gave you? This isn't the right music!
Mia: *nervously* You mean, you need THAT music?
Director: YES! THAT music!
Mia: Um.I lost it playing poker.
Director: WHAT???
Music: Da da da DA dadaDA, doo de DOO doodedoo..
Kraden: *is dancing around to music*
{Camera view goes up to the sky and zooms in on big yellow dots.}
Mia: Those are STARS!
{Whatever.}
Kraden: Hey! I'm down here! Camera! Down HERE!
Sheba: Must I really film this horrific sight?
Director: You GUYS!!!!
Everyone: Eep!
Kraden: *walks out to the street, and takes out a lighter* Um.this isn't a cigarette lighter, is it?
Mia: *props person* Of COURSE not!
Kraden: *suspicious look* Ok.*lights it* *promptly sets his robes on fire* AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Mia: Oops. *casts Douse on the lamp posts to make the lights go out* There, that works.
Kraden: *is suffering severe burn injuries* Mia.
Mia: Hmm.maybe that WAS a cigarette lighter..
Kraden: MIA!!! You made all my crack get wet!!!
Everyone: O.o
Kraden: Um, nevermind.now where's that stupid cat.
Cat: *hisses from next to him and scratches him*
Kraden: Ow! Why you little.I mean, I should have known you would be here Professor.
Master Hama: *suddenly appears and the cat disappears* It's HAMA, Kraden, HAMA.
Kraden: Oh. Yeah. Who are you again?
Master Hama: *sighs* *starts walking* ANYways, are the rumors true?
Kraden: What rumors?
Master Hama: THE rumors.
Kraden: WHAT rumors?
Master Hama: Have you even read the script?
Kraden: No.oh yeah, the Inn Guy's coming with the kid-er, child.
Master Hama: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Kraden: Why do you ask that?
Master Hama: Well last time, he got drunk while in Tolbi.
Kraden: I would trust the Inn Guy with my life.
Master Hama: *mutters* Coming from the guy who does crack.
*big roaring sound is heard from sky*
the Inn Guy: *jumps off the flying motorcycle and lands on his butt* Ow. Here's the kid Professor. That'll be 56 coins.
Kraden: What? That much?? Last time it was 21 coins!
Inn Guy: You can't pay? *drops the kid* I'm outta here.
Kraden: *yells* JERK!!!
Issac {aka kid, aka the big bundle that the Inn Guy dropped off}: *thrashes wildly* Mmf, mff, pfft!!
Voice backstage: What'd he say?
Ivan: He said 'Yes, no, YES!'
Voice backstage: What??
Ivan: Um..hold on. {Uses Mind Read} Get this thing off me!
Master Hama: Kraden! The Inn Guy gagged Issac! *pulls gag out of Issac's mouth* There little one, is that better?
Issac: NO!
Master Hama: What?
Issac: NO, NO, yes, NOOOO!!!
Master Hama: *confused*
Kraden: Ivan? A little help?
Ivan: {Mind Read} He says to get him out of the cradle, he doesn't fit.
Kraden and Master Hama: *looks at Issac, who is the full grown 17-year-old version stuck in the tiny basket* *burst out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Issac: *mumble, mumble*
Ivan: He said-
Issac: NO!
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{big lightning flashes appear, thanks to Ivan's Storm Ray}
{big ugly letters, thanks to Mia}
Mia: Hey!
Isaac Snotter and the Sun's Gold
Garet and Jenna, offstage: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Isaac: ..
Ivan: He said he's going to kill you.
Garet and Jenna: *continue laughing*
{Don't you LOVE your last name Isaac?}
Isaac: No!
{What? You don't?}
Isaac: Yes!
{Oh, you do? I'm so glad!}
Isaac: *frantic* NO!
{In that case, you can keep it!}
Isaac: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
{*skips off singing to finish writing script}
Isaac: .*takes Gaia Blade and hits himself on the head with it*
Jenna: *watches him curiously as he falls to ground unconscious* So THAT'S where you got your scar.
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Scene Two - Vanishing Glass
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Isaac: *wakes up* *winces* *feels scar on forehead* Damn.will never hit self again.
Menardi: WAKE UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!
Isaac: *jumps up from noise and hits the ceiling, shaking dust loose in the little cupboard* Damn.AAAAAAH!!!!! There's a SPIDER IN MY HAIR!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!
Everyone: O.o
*On top of the stairs*
Felix: ..
Menardi: Felix! Felix! Say your line!
Felix: ..this is demeaning. I refuse to wear these..things..
{Camera zooms up on Felix at the top of the stairs.}
Sheba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
{Felix is standing at the top, looking disgruntled with 10 pillows under his shirt and in his pants.}
Sheba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Garet: *offstage* Put on some weight Felix? Those chocolate bars are REALLY good, ain't they?
Felix: *through ground teeth* Shut. Up.
Director: WELL?? Go ahead and run down the stairs!
Felix: *incredulous stare*
Director: Do it or I'll sic Jenna on you!
Felix: Eep! *hardly able to move* *SLOWLY waddles down stairs*
Menardi: *watching from downstairs* Quack, quack.
Felix: *tries to draw sword* I am going to kill you. *instead, falls backwards and through the stairs* AAAAAAH!!!! Who's the stupid prop person for this movie???
Mia: *in suntan lounge* Did someone call me?
Isaac: !!!
Felix: *lands on top of him*
Issac: !!! *smothered in pillows*
Felix: Sorry Isaac. *tries to get up*
*5 minutes later*
Felix: *still trying*
*10 minutes*
Felix: *still trying*
*30 minutes*
Felix: *still trying*
Isaac: *has suffocated*
Felix: Someone take pity.
{Finally, in the kitchen, after an hour of trying to fit Felix through the door.}
Saturos: *mutters* Stupid fat adepts.
Felix: Hey! It's not my fault!
Saturos: *coughs* It's your birthday. Yay. Isaac, you little brat, make me some coffee. I need caffeine. I need sugar.
Isaac: Yes.
Saturos: And Felix the idiot, I mean, my BELOVED son, some Slim Fast.
Isaac: Yes.
Menardi: Now, Felix, chubbypillowkins..*tries to keep from gagging and fails* ..it's your birthday! Open the stupid presents so we can go to the zoo and have the nice snake try to eat you!
Felix: O.o
Menardi: Um, I mean.
Felix: *SLOWLY goes to table with lots of presents* Is one of these a snake?
Saturos: *under breath* Lets hope so.
{Now at the zoo, in the Reptile House.}
Felix: *slowly backs away from the snake cases, well actually, rolls away* I. HATE SNAKES!
Saturos and Menardi: *snicker*
Isaac: *stares longingly at snake in case, remembering Thunder Lizards and wishes he had his sword* Don't mind my um.relatives..they don't know what it's like to be trapped.
Snake: And you do?
Isaac: .
Snake: Hey.you.you murdered my UNCLE!!!
Isaac: ?!? *big eyes* *backs away*
Snake: *tearfully* Uncle Thunder was just looking for something to eat!
Isaac: He looked evil!
Snake: He's just misunderstood!
Isaac: ..ookay.
Felix: *involuntarily being rolled towards glass* No, keep it away!
Saturos and Menardi: *pushing him* Oh shut up, it couldn't swallow you if it wanted to.
{Before Isaac can 'magically' shatter the glass, it breaks from the sheer weight of Felix.}
Felix: *is pressed against glass* *falls into the water*
Menardi: Eeew.soggy pillows.they're going to mold on the inside.
Isaac: .*walks out of Reptile House* I just know I'm going to be blamed for this somehow.It's a cruel life.
{Sure enough, back at Flint Drive.}
Felix: *is traumatized and is being 'comforted' by Menardi*
Menardi: *is holding up stuffed snakes* Look at the cute widdle snakey.
Saturos: *slamming Isaac into cupboard* It's all your fault! Now the zoo people won't let us come back anymore!! How are we supposed to get rid of Felix now???
Director: *comes back from break* Hey guys! How'd it go?
Jenna, Garet, and Sheba: *paralyzed with laughter*
Ivan: *shakes head*
Menardi: Snakes, Felix, snakes!
Felix: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Director: O.o
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Dfire: Pointless? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Fun? DEFINETLY!
Isaac: .I'm going to kill you.
Dfire: Hey! You're talking!
Isaac: Yes.
Dfire: Normally all you do in the game is say 'yes', 'no', '!!!', and '?'!
Isaac: Yes.
Random people walk up: *monotone voice* Um, we're here from Save the Snakes, and it's like a very cruel death for a snake to die by choking, and we don't, like, appreciate that.
Snake: *chewing on Felix*
Garet: I dunno, I think it likes him.
Felix: Take pity! PLEASE!!!
Dfire: Aaaaaaand, review please!
Garet: Dfire does not own Save the Snakes. Saturos: You mean it's a real group? COOL!
Dfire: -_-;;;
Garet: *sighs* I don't know how I got myself into this.
Dfire: *a truly evil laugh* Welcome all.to the result of getting up at 1:30 am and staying up the whole day.and a very large blue pixie stix. Garet, if you would?
Garet: -_- Dfire does not own anything in this story. Anything.
Dfire: Hey!
Garet: *long suffering sigh* Why me? Golden Sun and me is from Camelot and the people who made it, Harry Potter (Mars save him) belongs to J.K. Rowling.Dfire also doesn't own Slim Fast, snakes, blah, blah, blah..
Dfire: Rated PG for 'SCAAAAAAARY moments' and mild language.
Garet: What the hell kinda reason is that?
Dfire: GARET!!! You'll scare the kids! And besides, it was in the dvd. As all the scene titles.
Garet: -_- WHAT kids..all I see are psychos..
Dfire: *bangs him on the head* By the way, credit goes very much to CrimsonKitti and Wolfrose, my dear friends for helping me with some of the plot ideas! Both: *peace sign* Yay. We're lunatics!
The Cast and Crew
Isaac - Harry
Garet - Ron
Jenna - Hermione
Kraden - Dumbledore
Master Hama - McGonagal
Saturos - Uncle Vernon
Mernardi - Aunt Petunia
Felix - Dudley
figureitout - Director and Scriptwriter
Mia - Costume person, lighting person, music person, and every other person that you can think of
Sheba - Camera person
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Scene One - Doorstop, oops, I mean DoorSTEP Delivery
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{Camera trains on street sign: Flint Drive. Stuffed owl is sitting on sign. It falls off.}
Flint: Ooh, lookit! It's me!
Garet: What, the owl?
Flint: *waves arms angrily* No, the sign!
Garet: How can that be you, you're right here!
Flint: Smart, aren't you?
Garet: *proudly* Yup!
{Background: Badly drawn trees.}
Mia: Hey! I drew those!
{Background: And an ugly bench.}
Mia: Hey! I painted that!
{Background: And what the HECK are those poles supposed to be, lamp posts?}
Mia: .yes.
{Background: And what the heck are--}
Director: Ahem! Action!
*Kraden steps out*
Kraden: *trips over robes* Damn. I hate it when that happens.
*World Map music comes on*
Director: Mia!
Mia: What??
Director: Where's that Harry Potter soundtrack I gave you? This isn't the right music!
Mia: *nervously* You mean, you need THAT music?
Director: YES! THAT music!
Mia: Um.I lost it playing poker.
Director: WHAT???
Music: Da da da DA dadaDA, doo de DOO doodedoo..
Kraden: *is dancing around to music*
{Camera view goes up to the sky and zooms in on big yellow dots.}
Mia: Those are STARS!
{Whatever.}
Kraden: Hey! I'm down here! Camera! Down HERE!
Sheba: Must I really film this horrific sight?
Director: You GUYS!!!!
Everyone: Eep!
Kraden: *walks out to the street, and takes out a lighter* Um.this isn't a cigarette lighter, is it?
Mia: *props person* Of COURSE not!
Kraden: *suspicious look* Ok.*lights it* *promptly sets his robes on fire* AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Mia: Oops. *casts Douse on the lamp posts to make the lights go out* There, that works.
Kraden: *is suffering severe burn injuries* Mia.
Mia: Hmm.maybe that WAS a cigarette lighter..
Kraden: MIA!!! You made all my crack get wet!!!
Everyone: O.o
Kraden: Um, nevermind.now where's that stupid cat.
Cat: *hisses from next to him and scratches him*
Kraden: Ow! Why you little.I mean, I should have known you would be here Professor.
Master Hama: *suddenly appears and the cat disappears* It's HAMA, Kraden, HAMA.
Kraden: Oh. Yeah. Who are you again?
Master Hama: *sighs* *starts walking* ANYways, are the rumors true?
Kraden: What rumors?
Master Hama: THE rumors.
Kraden: WHAT rumors?
Master Hama: Have you even read the script?
Kraden: No.oh yeah, the Inn Guy's coming with the kid-er, child.
Master Hama: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Kraden: Why do you ask that?
Master Hama: Well last time, he got drunk while in Tolbi.
Kraden: I would trust the Inn Guy with my life.
Master Hama: *mutters* Coming from the guy who does crack.
*big roaring sound is heard from sky*
the Inn Guy: *jumps off the flying motorcycle and lands on his butt* Ow. Here's the kid Professor. That'll be 56 coins.
Kraden: What? That much?? Last time it was 21 coins!
Inn Guy: You can't pay? *drops the kid* I'm outta here.
Kraden: *yells* JERK!!!
Issac {aka kid, aka the big bundle that the Inn Guy dropped off}: *thrashes wildly* Mmf, mff, pfft!!
Voice backstage: What'd he say?
Ivan: He said 'Yes, no, YES!'
Voice backstage: What??
Ivan: Um..hold on. {Uses Mind Read} Get this thing off me!
Master Hama: Kraden! The Inn Guy gagged Issac! *pulls gag out of Issac's mouth* There little one, is that better?
Issac: NO!
Master Hama: What?
Issac: NO, NO, yes, NOOOO!!!
Master Hama: *confused*
Kraden: Ivan? A little help?
Ivan: {Mind Read} He says to get him out of the cradle, he doesn't fit.
Kraden and Master Hama: *looks at Issac, who is the full grown 17-year-old version stuck in the tiny basket* *burst out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Issac: *mumble, mumble*
Ivan: He said-
Issac: NO!
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{big lightning flashes appear, thanks to Ivan's Storm Ray}
{big ugly letters, thanks to Mia}
Mia: Hey!
Isaac Snotter and the Sun's Gold
Garet and Jenna, offstage: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Isaac: ..
Ivan: He said he's going to kill you.
Garet and Jenna: *continue laughing*
{Don't you LOVE your last name Isaac?}
Isaac: No!
{What? You don't?}
Isaac: Yes!
{Oh, you do? I'm so glad!}
Isaac: *frantic* NO!
{In that case, you can keep it!}
Isaac: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
{*skips off singing to finish writing script}
Isaac: .*takes Gaia Blade and hits himself on the head with it*
Jenna: *watches him curiously as he falls to ground unconscious* So THAT'S where you got your scar.
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Scene Two - Vanishing Glass
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Isaac: *wakes up* *winces* *feels scar on forehead* Damn.will never hit self again.
Menardi: WAKE UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!!!
Isaac: *jumps up from noise and hits the ceiling, shaking dust loose in the little cupboard* Damn.AAAAAAH!!!!! There's a SPIDER IN MY HAIR!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!
Everyone: O.o
*On top of the stairs*
Felix: ..
Menardi: Felix! Felix! Say your line!
Felix: ..this is demeaning. I refuse to wear these..things..
{Camera zooms up on Felix at the top of the stairs.}
Sheba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
{Felix is standing at the top, looking disgruntled with 10 pillows under his shirt and in his pants.}
Sheba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Garet: *offstage* Put on some weight Felix? Those chocolate bars are REALLY good, ain't they?
Felix: *through ground teeth* Shut. Up.
Director: WELL?? Go ahead and run down the stairs!
Felix: *incredulous stare*
Director: Do it or I'll sic Jenna on you!
Felix: Eep! *hardly able to move* *SLOWLY waddles down stairs*
Menardi: *watching from downstairs* Quack, quack.
Felix: *tries to draw sword* I am going to kill you. *instead, falls backwards and through the stairs* AAAAAAH!!!! Who's the stupid prop person for this movie???
Mia: *in suntan lounge* Did someone call me?
Isaac: !!!
Felix: *lands on top of him*
Issac: !!! *smothered in pillows*
Felix: Sorry Isaac. *tries to get up*
*5 minutes later*
Felix: *still trying*
*10 minutes*
Felix: *still trying*
*30 minutes*
Felix: *still trying*
Isaac: *has suffocated*
Felix: Someone take pity.
{Finally, in the kitchen, after an hour of trying to fit Felix through the door.}
Saturos: *mutters* Stupid fat adepts.
Felix: Hey! It's not my fault!
Saturos: *coughs* It's your birthday. Yay. Isaac, you little brat, make me some coffee. I need caffeine. I need sugar.
Isaac: Yes.
Saturos: And Felix the idiot, I mean, my BELOVED son, some Slim Fast.
Isaac: Yes.
Menardi: Now, Felix, chubbypillowkins..*tries to keep from gagging and fails* ..it's your birthday! Open the stupid presents so we can go to the zoo and have the nice snake try to eat you!
Felix: O.o
Menardi: Um, I mean.
Felix: *SLOWLY goes to table with lots of presents* Is one of these a snake?
Saturos: *under breath* Lets hope so.
{Now at the zoo, in the Reptile House.}
Felix: *slowly backs away from the snake cases, well actually, rolls away* I. HATE SNAKES!
Saturos and Menardi: *snicker*
Isaac: *stares longingly at snake in case, remembering Thunder Lizards and wishes he had his sword* Don't mind my um.relatives..they don't know what it's like to be trapped.
Snake: And you do?
Isaac: .
Snake: Hey.you.you murdered my UNCLE!!!
Isaac: ?!? *big eyes* *backs away*
Snake: *tearfully* Uncle Thunder was just looking for something to eat!
Isaac: He looked evil!
Snake: He's just misunderstood!
Isaac: ..ookay.
Felix: *involuntarily being rolled towards glass* No, keep it away!
Saturos and Menardi: *pushing him* Oh shut up, it couldn't swallow you if it wanted to.
{Before Isaac can 'magically' shatter the glass, it breaks from the sheer weight of Felix.}
Felix: *is pressed against glass* *falls into the water*
Menardi: Eeew.soggy pillows.they're going to mold on the inside.
Isaac: .*walks out of Reptile House* I just know I'm going to be blamed for this somehow.It's a cruel life.
{Sure enough, back at Flint Drive.}
Felix: *is traumatized and is being 'comforted' by Menardi*
Menardi: *is holding up stuffed snakes* Look at the cute widdle snakey.
Saturos: *slamming Isaac into cupboard* It's all your fault! Now the zoo people won't let us come back anymore!! How are we supposed to get rid of Felix now???
Director: *comes back from break* Hey guys! How'd it go?
Jenna, Garet, and Sheba: *paralyzed with laughter*
Ivan: *shakes head*
Menardi: Snakes, Felix, snakes!
Felix: AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Director: O.o
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Dfire: Pointless? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Fun? DEFINETLY!
Isaac: .I'm going to kill you.
Dfire: Hey! You're talking!
Isaac: Yes.
Dfire: Normally all you do in the game is say 'yes', 'no', '!!!', and '?'!
Isaac: Yes.
Random people walk up: *monotone voice* Um, we're here from Save the Snakes, and it's like a very cruel death for a snake to die by choking, and we don't, like, appreciate that.
Snake: *chewing on Felix*
Garet: I dunno, I think it likes him.
Felix: Take pity! PLEASE!!!
Dfire: Aaaaaaand, review please!
Garet: Dfire does not own Save the Snakes. Saturos: You mean it's a real group? COOL!
Dfire: -_-;;;