A/N: Hi! I, as in Lafi, am the author again!
Tafi: All I did for this chapter was two sentences. I was the Almighty Editor.
Lafi: Yep. So, I'll let you read now!
(WARNING: I am a crappy writer w/ writers block.)
The Fellowship of the Two Ring was still in Greenwood, Southern Greenwood that is! Yeah, well, everyone was getting kinda tired. Especially the hobbits.
"Can we stop yet?" Pippin called to the front of the group.
"For the last time: NO!!! We aren't stopping until the sun sets." Aragorn yelled back.
"Hey, who named you all-mighty-supreme-leader-guy anyway, Aragorn?" said Pretty Lady.
"Well I-"
"And the sun set, like, half an hour ago, stupid!" She was really cranky.
"Aragorn, I think we should stop for the night." said Legolas.
"FINE! We'll stop! Jeez."
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After a few hours Aragorn, or should I say: Mr. self-proclaimed-all-mighty- supreme-leader-guy chose a spot to rest for the night. Yep, a nice little clearing in Southern Greenwood.
They built a little fire and sat around it. The breath-taking beautiful big- bosomed soft-skinned perfectly talented young woman lay on the ground VERY comfortably with her head in Legolas's lap. She fell asleep quite quickly.
Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Boromir, Faramir, Legolas, and Aragorn (A/N: jeez I shoulda just said the rest of the fellowship) all sat eating and talking.
"So Boromir, I thought you died. Why are you still breathing?" Aragorn liked to get to the point.
Boromir's answer was: "I don't know. I was lying there on the ground, and I died, but then while in that boat, I just, sorta, woke up."
"Hm, weird." Said Legolas, "So what do you guys think of Chester?"
A muffled "don't call me that" was heard, but she slept on.
"She's cute. Where'd you get her?" asked Merry.
"What he said." Pippin agreed, with a mouth full of an odd assortment of fruits, nuts, and mushrooms.
"I found her in a tree, she's afraid of heights." Explained Legolas.
"She scares me." Sam whispered as if he was afraid she would hear him. He received several odd looks.
"Ooookkkaaayyy. well I don't care what you say, Sam. I like her; she thinks I'm cute." Frodo said. "But what are we supposed to call her? Is her name really Chester?"
"No," Legolas looked thoughtful, "and I don't think she likes that name very much." He gave them all a look that clearly said: "Any ideas?"
Pippin spoke up first. "How about Sobe?"
Merry rolled his eyes "Where did you get that, Pippin? Whatever, I say we call her, uh."
"SopFrancy Janet hie Daria Emma Evil ring bearer!" suggested Sam. An uncomfortable silence followed. "What? I said she scares me."
"Oh come on Sam, FARAMIR scares you!" said Frodo. "I do? Cool, I'm scary." Faramir seemed very happy.
"How about Daria?" Everyone looked at Merry. "What? At least my name isn't weird or insulting."
"Yeah, but you got it off of my name." complained Sam.
"I can think of so many names right now!" said Legolas. "Babe, Silke, Sexy with Sex for short. wait, maybe not Sex for short."
"Tenshiamanda!" screamed Pippin.
"What?" asked Merry.
"Toshiba!" er. Pippin again.
"Pip, are those names?"
"Sssshhh! You might wake her up!" hissed Legolas.
Suddenly, Aragorn spoke up: "Lindaira! That's a pretty name."
"Wow I almost forgot you were here, Aragorn, you were being so quiet." Said Legolas.
"Preccccciousssssssss." Everyone turned to look at Boromir, who had a dazed look on his face.
Faramir bitch slapped him. Boromir snapped out of it, sorta "I say we call her Ringiara."
"You already said that back in the palace thing, didn't you?" Faramir asked.
"No, I suggested Rin or Ring or Ringy or Ringabeth or Ringolyn or Ringer. Ringiara is different."
"Those are all very. er, fine names, but maybe you shou-" began Legolas.
"Bob! That's the perfect name!" Aragorn rudely interrupted. Another awkward silence followed. "Why does that keep on happening?"
"Because you guys keep on coming up with stupid names!" Legolas tried to get up and storm away, but then he remembered that the female thing was on his lap.
Aragorn laughed "Look who's stupid now!"
Legolas glared back "I never said you were stupid, stupid! I only said that you couldn't come up with names worth crap!"
"You can't judge my names, I haven't come up with anything yet!" yelled Faramir.
"SHUT UP!!! I'm TRYING to sleep!" Oh, hey, guess who they woke up? "Jeez, you guys are like little kids, you need supervision." Sam flinched, and she noticed. Suddenly turning sweet she said: "What's wrong, Sammy? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell."
Frodo gave Sam an odd look. "He's afraid of you." He said, turning to look at the girl.
She burst out laughing. "Why? I'm not scary, am I?"
"I am!" Faramir said proudly. She started laughing harder. "What? Sam's afraid of me too."
"Hey what do you think of the name Janet?" Merry asked, obviously not listening to anyone else.
"Janet? I don't think I'm really the Janet type." She replied.
"How about Emma?" Sam blurted out. The girl person looked at him. Sam got scared again, "Eep."
She looked frustrated. "Why are you so scared of me? I like you!"
"You do?"
"I DO!"
"Oh, ok then!" Sam said, and the two had a sweet little hug. Many 'aw!'s were heard.
Sam suddenly jerked back. "Oh, hey I have more name ideas! How about Mayline, or. um. ok maybe I just had one other name idea."
She smiled, "But it's a cute name."
"I've got it!" Faramir finally got an idea! "Chantelle, Sophie, Tinuvielwen. ok that's all I can think of right now."
Frodo pouted. "Everyone's come up with a name but me."
"Maxell!" Pippin shrieked.
"Sssshhh! Do you know what kind of monsters live in Greenwood? Haven't I told you what kind of horrible, demented, murderous creatures live here?" Legolas whispered.
"Oh, come on, Legolas!" Aragorn said loudly. "There isn't anything that bad in Greenwood. The evil monsters are DEAD! You told us that yourself." he glanced at the hobbits, who looked beyond terrified, except for Frodo, who looked thoughtful. "And you're scaring the hobbits."
Legolas ignored the hobbits, or maybe he just thought it was fun frightening them. "Yes, the orcs and spiders are gone, but there are worse things now. There are creatures of extraordinary beauty, but they stalk you wherever you go, they'll even follow you home, but they stay hidden. You never even know that they are following you until they attack. They are worse than orcs." He glared at Aragorn. "You chose a stupid place to rest. They'll probably attack us. I'll-"
"Francey!" Frodo said suddenly, and very loudly, causing everyone to jump. "Or Yanna! Yes, I finally came up with something!" He obviously was paying no attention to Legolas.
"Oh, are we still coming up with names?" asked Pippin, making sure his voice was very quiet, "Then how about Pumpernickle with Nick or Erni for short?"
Legolas glared again. "No." he whispered.
"Gollum?" suggested Boromir.
Legolas rolled his eyes. "Look, I've already told you: your name ideas are stu-" he stopped mid sentence, and suddenly became very tense and alert. "What was that?" Everyone was quiet for a moment.
"What was what?" whispered Faramir.
"Sshh. I think I heard it too." Said Gollum, er, Tenshiamanda, er, you know who I'm talking about, right?
"Well, I still don't hear-" he stopped when he heard the snapping of a twig.
A/N: Hehehe. I sorta made a cliffhanger there, didn't I? Oooo, the suspense! Well, I finally got the third chapter finished. I hope ya'll enjoyed reading it! Oh, wait I have to do reviewer thank-yous! I don't remember if I've done them before, so I'll just do everyone who has reviewed this story.
Americananime: I'm really glad you think this is funny! Hehehe, the Araporn part is my favorite part in the whole thing so far. ~*~ I don't think Orlando needs to put a wig on, people luv him anyway! I know I do! Yeah, anyways, thanx for reviewing me!
Seamoose: Actually, I'm the Care bear Queen's sister. But I'm sure you know that by now. ~*~ I'm really glad you think it's funny, too!!! Eep! Gandalf! Er, good luck w/ him seamoose. And pleez review again. if Gandalf doesn't kill you first!
Saxophoneserpent: Yeah, er, fun for all ages. well, glad you like! And you're welcome. And also, thanx for reviewing me too! Oh, hey, I just found another review from you. I used that name! I used all the names actually.
Anithrarith: You're the first one to give me a name idea! Thank you! And I'm really glad you liked it!
Ghettobunny: hehehe *snort*hehe. Glad you liked my story, glad you reviewed my story, and. wow you used to live in Utah? You're probably the only one that understood the Mormon joke, but that's ok, as long as you like it!
Tenshiamanda: You got your name mentioned twice, so you better be happy, lolz! I'm glad you liked it!
Shawnee: I know Sobe isn't an alcoholic drink! I drink it all the time, never 6 bottles at once though. Thanx for reading!
Purrfect: I'm glad you like it! Hehe, yeah this isn't the weirdest dream I've ever had, and I think I only dreamt it because I was reading LOTR, thinking about LOTR, and we had just seen FOTR. I think I will just have the names keep changing. I mean, if you think it's funny, why not? Right?
Lailanna: Yes I REALLY had that dream, but not all of it was in the dream. I had to change some things so that it would make some sense. Thanx for the name suggestions!
Chrissie: Don't worry about the name thing; I can't come up w/ them either. Obviously, if I could come up w/ names I wouldn't be asking my readers to come up w/ them for me, right? Well, yeah, anyway, I'm glad you like it, pleez keep reading!
Rebekka: Hi! Sorry this chapter took so long. Its hard to write, because I've got writer's block, but then I'm not that great of an author anyway. Wow you're very enthusiastic! I'm so glad you reviewed this, and twice as glad that you like it!
Sunsong the Silver: Oooo, am I a mary-sue trasher? ~goofy grin~ cool! Thanx for the review and the name suggestion!
Wind-swept-seas: Hehehe, Pumpernickle! I LUV that one!!! It is perhaps my favorite of all the names suggested! Thanx for reviewing me!
Elfie: AAAAAARRRRRRGGG!!! I just got dun w/ my reviewers notes and then u decide 2 cum and review me!... Glad u like it though. I think I'm just gonna use ur name things 4 the next chapter, cuz that way I don't have 2 change nething in this chapter. and I can post 2day. Who the hell r Robyn and Paul? R u advertising? Ok yeah, I don't really care if ur advertising or not becuz im dun now! Yay!
~*Lafi*~
Tafi: All I did for this chapter was two sentences. I was the Almighty Editor.
Lafi: Yep. So, I'll let you read now!
(WARNING: I am a crappy writer w/ writers block.)
The Fellowship of the Two Ring was still in Greenwood, Southern Greenwood that is! Yeah, well, everyone was getting kinda tired. Especially the hobbits.
"Can we stop yet?" Pippin called to the front of the group.
"For the last time: NO!!! We aren't stopping until the sun sets." Aragorn yelled back.
"Hey, who named you all-mighty-supreme-leader-guy anyway, Aragorn?" said Pretty Lady.
"Well I-"
"And the sun set, like, half an hour ago, stupid!" She was really cranky.
"Aragorn, I think we should stop for the night." said Legolas.
"FINE! We'll stop! Jeez."
:} :} :} :} :}
After a few hours Aragorn, or should I say: Mr. self-proclaimed-all-mighty- supreme-leader-guy chose a spot to rest for the night. Yep, a nice little clearing in Southern Greenwood.
They built a little fire and sat around it. The breath-taking beautiful big- bosomed soft-skinned perfectly talented young woman lay on the ground VERY comfortably with her head in Legolas's lap. She fell asleep quite quickly.
Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Boromir, Faramir, Legolas, and Aragorn (A/N: jeez I shoulda just said the rest of the fellowship) all sat eating and talking.
"So Boromir, I thought you died. Why are you still breathing?" Aragorn liked to get to the point.
Boromir's answer was: "I don't know. I was lying there on the ground, and I died, but then while in that boat, I just, sorta, woke up."
"Hm, weird." Said Legolas, "So what do you guys think of Chester?"
A muffled "don't call me that" was heard, but she slept on.
"She's cute. Where'd you get her?" asked Merry.
"What he said." Pippin agreed, with a mouth full of an odd assortment of fruits, nuts, and mushrooms.
"I found her in a tree, she's afraid of heights." Explained Legolas.
"She scares me." Sam whispered as if he was afraid she would hear him. He received several odd looks.
"Ooookkkaaayyy. well I don't care what you say, Sam. I like her; she thinks I'm cute." Frodo said. "But what are we supposed to call her? Is her name really Chester?"
"No," Legolas looked thoughtful, "and I don't think she likes that name very much." He gave them all a look that clearly said: "Any ideas?"
Pippin spoke up first. "How about Sobe?"
Merry rolled his eyes "Where did you get that, Pippin? Whatever, I say we call her, uh."
"SopFrancy Janet hie Daria Emma Evil ring bearer!" suggested Sam. An uncomfortable silence followed. "What? I said she scares me."
"Oh come on Sam, FARAMIR scares you!" said Frodo. "I do? Cool, I'm scary." Faramir seemed very happy.
"How about Daria?" Everyone looked at Merry. "What? At least my name isn't weird or insulting."
"Yeah, but you got it off of my name." complained Sam.
"I can think of so many names right now!" said Legolas. "Babe, Silke, Sexy with Sex for short. wait, maybe not Sex for short."
"Tenshiamanda!" screamed Pippin.
"What?" asked Merry.
"Toshiba!" er. Pippin again.
"Pip, are those names?"
"Sssshhh! You might wake her up!" hissed Legolas.
Suddenly, Aragorn spoke up: "Lindaira! That's a pretty name."
"Wow I almost forgot you were here, Aragorn, you were being so quiet." Said Legolas.
"Preccccciousssssssss." Everyone turned to look at Boromir, who had a dazed look on his face.
Faramir bitch slapped him. Boromir snapped out of it, sorta "I say we call her Ringiara."
"You already said that back in the palace thing, didn't you?" Faramir asked.
"No, I suggested Rin or Ring or Ringy or Ringabeth or Ringolyn or Ringer. Ringiara is different."
"Those are all very. er, fine names, but maybe you shou-" began Legolas.
"Bob! That's the perfect name!" Aragorn rudely interrupted. Another awkward silence followed. "Why does that keep on happening?"
"Because you guys keep on coming up with stupid names!" Legolas tried to get up and storm away, but then he remembered that the female thing was on his lap.
Aragorn laughed "Look who's stupid now!"
Legolas glared back "I never said you were stupid, stupid! I only said that you couldn't come up with names worth crap!"
"You can't judge my names, I haven't come up with anything yet!" yelled Faramir.
"SHUT UP!!! I'm TRYING to sleep!" Oh, hey, guess who they woke up? "Jeez, you guys are like little kids, you need supervision." Sam flinched, and she noticed. Suddenly turning sweet she said: "What's wrong, Sammy? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell."
Frodo gave Sam an odd look. "He's afraid of you." He said, turning to look at the girl.
She burst out laughing. "Why? I'm not scary, am I?"
"I am!" Faramir said proudly. She started laughing harder. "What? Sam's afraid of me too."
"Hey what do you think of the name Janet?" Merry asked, obviously not listening to anyone else.
"Janet? I don't think I'm really the Janet type." She replied.
"How about Emma?" Sam blurted out. The girl person looked at him. Sam got scared again, "Eep."
She looked frustrated. "Why are you so scared of me? I like you!"
"You do?"
"I DO!"
"Oh, ok then!" Sam said, and the two had a sweet little hug. Many 'aw!'s were heard.
Sam suddenly jerked back. "Oh, hey I have more name ideas! How about Mayline, or. um. ok maybe I just had one other name idea."
She smiled, "But it's a cute name."
"I've got it!" Faramir finally got an idea! "Chantelle, Sophie, Tinuvielwen. ok that's all I can think of right now."
Frodo pouted. "Everyone's come up with a name but me."
"Maxell!" Pippin shrieked.
"Sssshhh! Do you know what kind of monsters live in Greenwood? Haven't I told you what kind of horrible, demented, murderous creatures live here?" Legolas whispered.
"Oh, come on, Legolas!" Aragorn said loudly. "There isn't anything that bad in Greenwood. The evil monsters are DEAD! You told us that yourself." he glanced at the hobbits, who looked beyond terrified, except for Frodo, who looked thoughtful. "And you're scaring the hobbits."
Legolas ignored the hobbits, or maybe he just thought it was fun frightening them. "Yes, the orcs and spiders are gone, but there are worse things now. There are creatures of extraordinary beauty, but they stalk you wherever you go, they'll even follow you home, but they stay hidden. You never even know that they are following you until they attack. They are worse than orcs." He glared at Aragorn. "You chose a stupid place to rest. They'll probably attack us. I'll-"
"Francey!" Frodo said suddenly, and very loudly, causing everyone to jump. "Or Yanna! Yes, I finally came up with something!" He obviously was paying no attention to Legolas.
"Oh, are we still coming up with names?" asked Pippin, making sure his voice was very quiet, "Then how about Pumpernickle with Nick or Erni for short?"
Legolas glared again. "No." he whispered.
"Gollum?" suggested Boromir.
Legolas rolled his eyes. "Look, I've already told you: your name ideas are stu-" he stopped mid sentence, and suddenly became very tense and alert. "What was that?" Everyone was quiet for a moment.
"What was what?" whispered Faramir.
"Sshh. I think I heard it too." Said Gollum, er, Tenshiamanda, er, you know who I'm talking about, right?
"Well, I still don't hear-" he stopped when he heard the snapping of a twig.
A/N: Hehehe. I sorta made a cliffhanger there, didn't I? Oooo, the suspense! Well, I finally got the third chapter finished. I hope ya'll enjoyed reading it! Oh, wait I have to do reviewer thank-yous! I don't remember if I've done them before, so I'll just do everyone who has reviewed this story.
Americananime: I'm really glad you think this is funny! Hehehe, the Araporn part is my favorite part in the whole thing so far. ~*~ I don't think Orlando needs to put a wig on, people luv him anyway! I know I do! Yeah, anyways, thanx for reviewing me!
Seamoose: Actually, I'm the Care bear Queen's sister. But I'm sure you know that by now. ~*~ I'm really glad you think it's funny, too!!! Eep! Gandalf! Er, good luck w/ him seamoose. And pleez review again. if Gandalf doesn't kill you first!
Saxophoneserpent: Yeah, er, fun for all ages. well, glad you like! And you're welcome. And also, thanx for reviewing me too! Oh, hey, I just found another review from you. I used that name! I used all the names actually.
Anithrarith: You're the first one to give me a name idea! Thank you! And I'm really glad you liked it!
Ghettobunny: hehehe *snort*hehe. Glad you liked my story, glad you reviewed my story, and. wow you used to live in Utah? You're probably the only one that understood the Mormon joke, but that's ok, as long as you like it!
Tenshiamanda: You got your name mentioned twice, so you better be happy, lolz! I'm glad you liked it!
Shawnee: I know Sobe isn't an alcoholic drink! I drink it all the time, never 6 bottles at once though. Thanx for reading!
Purrfect: I'm glad you like it! Hehe, yeah this isn't the weirdest dream I've ever had, and I think I only dreamt it because I was reading LOTR, thinking about LOTR, and we had just seen FOTR. I think I will just have the names keep changing. I mean, if you think it's funny, why not? Right?
Lailanna: Yes I REALLY had that dream, but not all of it was in the dream. I had to change some things so that it would make some sense. Thanx for the name suggestions!
Chrissie: Don't worry about the name thing; I can't come up w/ them either. Obviously, if I could come up w/ names I wouldn't be asking my readers to come up w/ them for me, right? Well, yeah, anyway, I'm glad you like it, pleez keep reading!
Rebekka: Hi! Sorry this chapter took so long. Its hard to write, because I've got writer's block, but then I'm not that great of an author anyway. Wow you're very enthusiastic! I'm so glad you reviewed this, and twice as glad that you like it!
Sunsong the Silver: Oooo, am I a mary-sue trasher? ~goofy grin~ cool! Thanx for the review and the name suggestion!
Wind-swept-seas: Hehehe, Pumpernickle! I LUV that one!!! It is perhaps my favorite of all the names suggested! Thanx for reviewing me!
Elfie: AAAAAARRRRRRGGG!!! I just got dun w/ my reviewers notes and then u decide 2 cum and review me!... Glad u like it though. I think I'm just gonna use ur name things 4 the next chapter, cuz that way I don't have 2 change nething in this chapter. and I can post 2day. Who the hell r Robyn and Paul? R u advertising? Ok yeah, I don't really care if ur advertising or not becuz im dun now! Yay!
~*Lafi*~