"What?!" Inuyasha, Miroku, Kagome and Shippo yelled in unison.
"You heard me, I want you to go to Lady Shiro's school of edicate, all of you desparately need it," Kaede had the 'youwilldoasyouaretoldorpaytheprice' look on her face as she sternly stared at the three shocked youngsters sitting before her.
Inuyasha was about to burst, "ME IN A FINISHING SCHOOL!? YOUR SENILE RIGHT?!"
Shippo began to wine inconsolably, "BUT KAEDE! My Mama taught me my pleases and thank-you's, WHY do I have to go to one of those stuffy snob holes?! Inuyasha ya, Miroku too, but me and Kagome ain't done nothing wrong!
Kagome was about to point out shippo's double negative, but Kaede beat her to it.
"Each of you has something to be improved on; Inuyasha, you're just flat out rude and unrefined, Miroku you are a pervert, Shippo your grammar is pitiful and Kagome simply needs to learn more about our time's customs."
Inuyasha looked like his eyes were going to pop from his head. Was Kagome the only one noticing that? Damage control time!
Kagome piped up, "I think you're right Kaede! We ALL read a little polishing around the edges! I all for it!"
The guys turn and sweat-dropped in unison.
Shippo's spirits lifted, "If Kagome goes so do I!"
Miroku join in, "If it is Lady Kagome's wish I shall accompany her to this Finishing school," Miroku gave a slight bow and kissed her hand.
Kagome giggled, Inuyasha steamed.
Damn, if I don't go Miroku will have her baring his child before it's half done! Plus who knows what kinds of demons will show up trying to get the jewel shards. GAH! Why can't she make protecting her easy! "Stupid wench, now I have to go so you won't jump into his bed the moment you get there or-"
Inuyasha realized his mistake two seconds before he it Kaede's floor.
"You heard me, I want you to go to Lady Shiro's school of edicate, all of you desparately need it," Kaede had the 'youwilldoasyouaretoldorpaytheprice' look on her face as she sternly stared at the three shocked youngsters sitting before her.
Inuyasha was about to burst, "ME IN A FINISHING SCHOOL!? YOUR SENILE RIGHT?!"
Shippo began to wine inconsolably, "BUT KAEDE! My Mama taught me my pleases and thank-you's, WHY do I have to go to one of those stuffy snob holes?! Inuyasha ya, Miroku too, but me and Kagome ain't done nothing wrong!
Kagome was about to point out shippo's double negative, but Kaede beat her to it.
"Each of you has something to be improved on; Inuyasha, you're just flat out rude and unrefined, Miroku you are a pervert, Shippo your grammar is pitiful and Kagome simply needs to learn more about our time's customs."
Inuyasha looked like his eyes were going to pop from his head. Was Kagome the only one noticing that? Damage control time!
Kagome piped up, "I think you're right Kaede! We ALL read a little polishing around the edges! I all for it!"
The guys turn and sweat-dropped in unison.
Shippo's spirits lifted, "If Kagome goes so do I!"
Miroku join in, "If it is Lady Kagome's wish I shall accompany her to this Finishing school," Miroku gave a slight bow and kissed her hand.
Kagome giggled, Inuyasha steamed.
Damn, if I don't go Miroku will have her baring his child before it's half done! Plus who knows what kinds of demons will show up trying to get the jewel shards. GAH! Why can't she make protecting her easy! "Stupid wench, now I have to go so you won't jump into his bed the moment you get there or-"
Inuyasha realized his mistake two seconds before he it Kaede's floor.