The Meeting

It had been quite some time since a gathering of this magnitude had been done, so many beings of darkness and wicked ways filled Hell now. It was hard to keep track of. Countless monsters, demons, and every other creature of darkness that killed, maimed, or destroyed made their way to the meeting. Massive blue tentacles stomped across the Earth, whipping their slimy appendages as they dragged the colossal armored ID4 alien beside Jason.

"Don't you guys ever talk?" Azrael asked, blinking his devil red eyes to the 2 big blue monsters before him. The ID4 alien and Jason turned and faced Azrael, staring coldly at his red devil horns with their piercing eyes of evil. The devil backed up quickly as the slapping tentacles struck his white creamy suit, Jason blinked the one good eye he had through his filthy hockey mask. Simply flexing his dark blue suit muscles as he walked away with the ID4.

Azrael hissed "Real fucking hilarious" he turned as he felt a tap on his shoulder, a winged angel was beside him with bloody silver plated armor. Azrael laughed to the angel "Heya Bartlbe how's it been?" Bartlbe shrugged "Same old shit, a lot better living here in Hell then Earth...need a lift?". A simple nod answered him as Bartlbe booked his human arms under Azraels, hauling him up into the sky as he flew over the endless hordes of beasts.

"AHHH STOP I swear it was a joke Kodos GAH" screamed Uma Arachnids, the 6 armed black ninja spider female squeaked loudly. Skipping her feet along the dusty roads of Hell, screaming as she dodged a massive battle axe. A colossal sized lion monster known as Kodos, was slamming the gigantic blade at the ninja with every swung he could snarl and muster at her. "Uma...steal...sword...Kodos KILL" he growled before slamming it again.

Another squeak as her fast legs leaped away from the deadly blade, Uma panted as she flung out her webs from her 6 arms. Ensnaring the lion brute in a tangled glob and mess of twisted webs, and spinning spider strings. Kodos growled as he collapsed upon his heavy armored boots, growling at Uma. She sighed shaking her head as she spoke "Almost feel sorry for you, ever since you got infected by those toxic waste fumes you've been brain dead."

The countless number of chairs soon came into view, this was apparently the gathering spot for the villains. There was a big black stage, a stand, a microphone, and thousands of chairs for everyone (hopefully) to sit in. A floating man in red hovered into the row of chairs, his black boots clicking. Making loud clicking sounds as he hovered past the chairs to find his own, his massive red body suit and muscle tensed up as he sighed with boredom.

The man in red sat down beside a tall purple alien of slime and odd features, it was Ivan Ooze. "What's the deal with you buffalo you look like you sat on a Critter" Ivan asked, his purple chin wavered wetly in purple slime as he spoke. "The name is Bison, M. Bison to be exact and frankly IVAN, I have much better things to do then sit on my ass and hear some boring lectures."

Ivan Ooze simply smirked and waited for the meat sack named Bison, turned his pale thick face as he spat a purple slime wad into his ear. "YUCK HEY what was that for?" Bison demanded, Ivan Ooze looked at him dumbfounded. "Why whatever do you mean Buffalo?" Ivan snickered, Bison growled flaring an energy fist "It's Bison you overgrown pisswad" he said. A few minutes later Bison turned his head away again, and Ivan did the same.

A growl of rage was furiously building up in the general's massive muscles, Bison's energy aura was flaring tremendously at Ivan's little spit wads. He turned and faced the slime man saying, "Ivan if you spit one more time in my ear I'm gonna shove my fist down your throat and rip out your asshole." Ivan simply nodded and place his slimy purple fingers on his lap peacefully, Bison nodded and turned his head AGAIN. And well...take a wild guess.

Bison screamed and bashed his blue flaming fist into Ivan Ooze's stomach, it sank right into the warm, thick, creamy masses of Ivan's purple slimy body. Bison stared baffled at the disgusting display and immediately removed his fist, groaning and moaning as he left the seat flicking slime from his fingers. Ivan laughed as a new villain sat by him, it was the T- 1000. The silver liquid cop bot stared at him before saying "Slime forever?", Ivan said it right back.

"Slime Forever" and with that laugh both T-1000 and Ivan Ooze struck high five's, feeling their legs get pressed as a red suited man with silver hair walked by. His long silver white hair dangled from the yellow orb in his right eye, politely making his way through the chairs saying "Excuse me" "Pardon me." Pegasus sat down on a chair with a sigh soon expressing a bigger one, once he saw the annoying black leather jacket of who he was sitting next to.

"You know Frost just because your a bad boy vampire doesn't mean you have to dress like a loser" Pegasus said, Frost stared at the man blankly. Pegasus simply grinned wider "The punk look is out" he said softly, Frost shrugged his black shoulder before blasting a glob of blood to his gold eye. Grinning his fangs to the disgusted Pegasus as he laughed, Frost leaned in and said "Fuck off faggot. I don't take fashion advice from queer balls."

Pegasus growled and insulted back "Ass" "Fairy" "Dirt bag" "Dog humper" "Blood sucker" "One eye" "Fang face" "Jack off" "Dog shit" 'WHY YOU." The loud growls and screams continued to grovel and banter about loudly, Pegasus and Frost were strangling each other's throats as they screamed. "HEY WATCH IT" a loud voice screamed, a geeky looking man in black glasses, red curly hair, and a thick black lawyer suit jumped from his seat.

Seeing the purple jaded scales of a reptile sitting on his seat, the invisible colored coat of lizard's skin revealed Randal Boggs growling angrily. Randal snapped "Next time ask for the seat ya 4 eyed loser excuse for a lawyer," the man suddenly dissolved into a pile of disgusting maggots. Squirming and wiggling their putrid yellow little bodies, Randal leaped up screaming loudly. Watching the disgusting bugs and worms, crawl away to another open seat.

Raising a scaled hand in the air angrily Boggs shouted "VERRY funny Maggot Man, that trick worked real well on the Slayer ya JACKOFF." Suddenly a monster approached the stage, it was the clown dressed Digimon, Piedmon. He stared down his white masked face to the crowds, seeing a massive horde of monsters of all shapes, sizes, and appearances. Cracking his yellow gloved knuckles loudly, he spoke into the microphone.

"Freaks and weirdoes of all kinds until our main speaker arrives, I the glorious and most stupendously talented performer Piedmon. Shall provide you with the best and most certainly ONLY, talented show in all of Hell." In a loud barrage of groaning cries from the bickering crowds, Piedmon performed. Tossing colorful balls in the air, juggling them, doing stupid disappearing tricks with his white hanky, even juggling swords with bombs.

"GET OFF THE STAGE YOU GAY OLD HACK" a voice screamed, Piedmon instantly dropped the toys and hurled his swords about angrily. "I demand to know who said that" Piedmon said, hissing and growling as he hurled sword after sword into the crowds. Slicing into villain after villain. One of them bounced off of Tokka's hard chest plate shell, he chuckled loudly. Another sword sliced into the black suited chest of the Headless horseman.

He yanked it out and angrily raised his black gloved hand into the air, cursing as best he could without a mouth. Akerea hissed as a sword sliced through her red chest and tattered dress, her snake hands angrily felt inside the hole. "You killed my dress you freak, you know how hard it is for a ghost to get a god damned decent outfit?" Akerea said, Ghozer replied "I heard that shit." Yet despite all his sword slinging attacks, Piedmon couldn't find the guy.

He finally turned his red and black eye angrily towards a hopping little monkey, a growl shuddered from Piedmon's furious lips "Monkeybone." The laughing chimp danced around the chairs juggling his own balls, laughing as he imitated Piedmon "Look I'm a clown faggot I suck dog ass all night." Monkeybone bursted into a roar of laughter, wagging his slapping brown tail. Unaware the cartoon chimp was slapping the fur/fanged filled face of a beast.

A most highly pissed off and large beast wearing a black trench coat, with yellow light fur and razor claws for hands. Toad groaned to his friend "Sabertooth just grab the little shit or I'll eat him because this is annoying," Sabertooth snorted. Monkeybone squealed loudly "AH what's going on?", feeling his brown tail get yanked by into the claw paw hands of Sabertooth. He roared a furious scream of fangs and spit at his face, as he growled.

"Hit the road monkey shit" Sabertooth growled loudly, as he hurled the brown imp/rat monkey into the air at a thousand screaming miles per hour. Smacking him right into Piedmon's face on stage. The 2 immediately began brawling, and like most monsters senselessly beating the shit out of each other. "GOD can we get this over with, I'll be growing moss by the time this ends" Slappy groaned, the possessed dummy sat by an angier Mummymon.

The mummy Digimon roared his moldy old jaws into a scream "Down in front already," Scorpion came to the call leaping his yellow suited self up. "GET OVER HERE" the dead warrior shouted, hurling his demon spear from the palm of his hand. The screeching beast wrapped itself around Monkeybone and Piedmon, as Scorpion violently jerked them off stage. Finally the black curtains were moving, and the real main star appeared.

The red faced menace himself, Darth Maul lead the way as he appeared on stage first. A hideous snarl of stone stare painted his dark demented face, Darth Maul kept his twin light sabers in hand to protect his master. Zarbon watched from the side lines quietly humming to himself, "Darth Maul huh?". A grunting blue face Vinegar simply frowned at the sight of the dark warrior, "HM that Darth Maul doesn't look so tough neither does that bag of bones."

Dr. Gero frowned and slapped Vinegar's face with his wrinkled robot hand, hushing him to be quiet as he spoke. "You brainless simpleton Darth Maul is one of the most lethal warriors in all of Hell, a master of all forms of combat. But as bad as he is Darth Maul is nothing compared to his master, though neither do not appear frightening in appearance they are EXTREMELY strong." Vinegar regretfully nodded as he watched the Emperor step out.

Babidy cursed to himself as he kicked the ground mumbling angrily, "Blast that withered old fool his magic powers exceed mine exponentially. Just because he's the dark master of some force called the dark side, doesn't make him any better then any of us." A blue faced soldier approached Cooler, raising a white gloved hand to his master. "What is it Sauzza?" Cooler asked, the blonde haired man asked "Sir why did he call us here?".

The green faced muscle man of Boujack's men, Bido nodded as he clenched his orange bearded teeth in a growl. "He's never wanted us all together here before, so what the hell is so important he does it now?" Bido asked. But neither Cooler nor Freeza nor Cell could answer their questions. The Emperor was in a league all on his own, and no one knows what he's thinking. The villains establish a long hush, as the Emperor approached.

The old pale white man coughed tiredly as he spoke into the microphone, his dark eyes though shadowed by his black cloak. Just made his terrifying appearance, all the more dominating. "Prisoners of Hell I Emperor Palpatine call this meeting to order, I have called you here for a very important reason. And it is for that reason I demand NONE of you talk, snicker, or try to leave during the meeting. If you do Darth Maul would be more then happy to help.

NOW...as well all know Hell has been the prison we've all feared of going to, foolishly when we were alive we all thought we were invincible. Unable to be killed or destroyed, and yet here we all are now. Trapped for an eternity in this rotten shithole excuse for a prison, or so we thought. When we first started to gather together in these meetings, it was a fact we scared King Enma. It is also because of these meetings that we over through the ogres.

Ever since then we have lived in this prison in our own system of rules, and our own ways outside of those bumbling buffoons. But it is still a prison nonetheless. We were all tired and sick of being locked away in here like rats, so we tried escaping. Janemba, Imhotep, Tempist, Dr. Myuu and Dr. Gero, Red, all villains who tired to open Hell forever and sadly failed. That is the subject of today's meeting my good men, we are going to finally be free.

Now I know what some of you are already saying or thinking, I'm off my rockers. But I assure you I'm not, SO DON'T FUCKING THINK THAT. Ahem...it has come to my attention that what we need to escape Hell, is a plan. Not just any plan. A plan that unites the forces of evil together, into one unstoppable force. Gathering up every low life and monster in Hell, and working together to overthrow King Enma and escape this wretched cage.

Now we have all failed miserably trying to escape before on our own, and as much as you all hate doing it. Teamwork seems to be the only way to succeed. However as much as I want to take credit for the brilliant plan, that has been so superbly concocted into reality. I sadly cannot. My eyes have been opened, opened by a particular recruit that Hell has within. A recruit who has proved himself worthy to be by my side, and aid our dark cause.

His plan was first shown to me only hours ago, and it blew me away instantly. The sheer stroke of brilliance this being has unleashed, is too grand for words. And it is for that reason that when the revolution comes, and the forces of Hell shall rise up to rule Earth once again. That this being shall lead the charge along my side of course, and charge straight head into victory. Darth Maul bring out my guest" Palpatine said proudly, Maul nodded to him.

The whole gallery of rouges leaned in closely to see whom it was, though every being in Hell was there obviously one wasn't. And that's because Palpatine was saving whoever this mystery monster is, to be the grand guest. The black curtains faded away as Darth Maul revealed the being to them, gasps and cries of shock and unbelievable surprise echoed loudly. Not even Cell or Freeza, could understand the impossible importance this being held.

Staring eyes of evil trailed up the being's white feet, crawling up his twisted body. A slapping purple tail stroke the black wood of the stage floor. Oddly shaped hands cupped tightly into the creature's thin but strong forearms. A piercing gaze of evil purple eyes glared a powerful blue aura in their pupils. Palpatine only smiled wider and wider, at the stunned looks on everyone's faces. "IT'S MEWTWO" they all shouted out as Mewtwo grinned evilly.

Mewtwo grinned "All right boys and ghouls...here's the plan".

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to be continued...