Disclaimer: JK Rowling wrote wonderful poetry in her books. But these limericks cannot be found anywhere in them. Just the characters.
Five Random Limericks
By PlasticShinigami
I once met a boy called Potter
Who I would describe as a rotter
It's been said with a grin
And I'll say it again
That Draco Malfoy's much hotter
I do know a girl named Granger
Who wanted nothing to do with danger
I've said it before
And I'll say it once more
She'll never have sex with a stranger.
I've found Ron Weasley to seem so hot.
When Harry Potter looks like he's goingt to rot.
With bright red hair
To add to the flare
I'd steal Ron if I couldn't be caught.
There once was a boy from Surrey
Who's past was a tad bit blurry
His parents had died
More than once he'd cried
Because about his life he'd worry
How can one not love Malfoy?
Who uses his friends like toys?
I know I'll just swoon
And reach for the moon
Maybe start howling like wolf boy
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Voldemort says, "I especially like the one about Draco Malfoy…er I mean…mwahaha! Harry Potter shall die!"