Disclaimer: PlasticShinigami literally mean Plastic God of Death. JK Rowling is neither plastic nor a god of death. See a connection? No? Good. Lets keep it that way.
I didn't expect to get reviews, so I wrote more.
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5 More Random Limericks!
When I think of a word such as thick
My mind becomes somewhat slick
It starts a landslide
Of thoughts, I confide
Of Crabbe and Goyle, the non-quick.
There once was girl from Dean
Who thought up a heartthrob teen
She wrote Harry Potter
Her animagus is an otter
And I would call her a queen.
I've never had a thing for Ginny
Rowling does describe her as skinny
Her character's a bore
She's probably done for
If not let's ship her to New Guinea
Neville is a quite the clumsy boy
Who Snape does not really enjoy
I feel sorry for him
From deep within
One day he'll give a girl great joy.
I've seen the movie three times over
About a boy, crimson and clover
The secrets within
Concern Slytherin
And the rivalry with Gryffindor-ver
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LoL I know…the last one was weak. But I managed some fun-filled facts in there! Rowling, in case you didn't know, wanted to be an otter for her animagus. Yes I have seen the movie 3 times, and yes, I hope Ginny dies. I have death wishes for most of the characters. I don't hate them! Example: I love Ron, but sadly, he has to die and I'm okay with this.
One more thing… Pink Magic Marker, you've made my day! I happen to be like your biggest fan ^.^ Imagine my surprise when I saw you review my limericks, things I spent 5 minutes…er…I mean hours…on. So, wee! I'm psyched!
Voldemort says, "Random Harry Potter Limericks! Cool! I happen to know a really awesome limerick: There one was a man from Nantucket…"