Disclaimer: I don't own the following: Harry Potter and all related indicia, Rubber Duckies, Devil Duckies, Moon Pies, Microsoft, Sanrio, Post-It notes, or Best Buy. But I do own everything else. Mwahahahaha!
I got more reviews…so I wrote more!
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Who Could Ask for (Five) More Random Harry Potter Limericks?
By PlasticShinigami
If you think Harry Potter is cute
You'll think Sirius has cuteness to boot
That long back hair
I just want to stare
And do more than begin the pursuit
Voldemort has a rubber ducky
Which he considers extremely lucky
Its devilish horns
Remind him of thorns
And he hopes to daunt the plucky…
Filch has a cat called Norris
English poetry was influenced by Horace
But it's not about him
But a cat that's grim
I wonder if she's a Taurus
Remus has a bit of trouble
He grows lots of hair and not just stubble
The full moon appears
He sprouts giant ears
And reduces his 10th house to rubble
Who's that in the bottle green suit?
It has to be Fudge, I doubt it's a newt.
He blunders so much
He's stupid as such
But I don't honestly give a hoot
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I wrote the next five because SOMEONE (::coughcough:: WerewolfIncognito) wanted one about Remus. And as the whole thing is going by fives, why mess with it? And yes, it is said that English poetry was influenced by a Roman named Horace. Interesting fact, no?
Devil Duckies can be bought here: http://www.mcphee.com/amusements/current/10676dd.html
Voldemort says, "I do not have a rubber ducky damnit! It's a 'devil duckie'! I'm going to kill you all!"