Authors note: I haven't updated this in ages, so i thought i would. soory
its so short. Enjoy and please R&R.
Dave, no wait, Jason sat in Doc Magoos with Jing-mei Chen. They were talking about things, life, his new name.
"So, why change your name?"
"Well, for one people find it hard to pronounce the name 'Malucci' and I got bored with being boring old Dave."
"You were never boring."
"Really?"
"Yeah, you've always been too annoying to be boring. So have you got a new job?"
He was about to lie and say that of course he had a job, but he remembered that Dave may have lied, but Jason didn't.
"No, not at the moment,"
"Well, there's a place in the ER going."
"I know, Carter told me."
"So......."
"So what?"
"Are you going to try to get the job?"
"Well, um,"
"Everyone missed you after Weaver fired you."
"Everyone?"
"Yeah,"
"Even Romano?"
"Yes,"
"You're lying,"
"Im not very good at it."
"But seriously....Jason people missed you, I missed you, no one to argue with."
"I can argue with the best of 'em."
"You sure can."
"So you think I should try for the job?"
"I do."
-------------- A week later--------------------------
Kerry Weaver sat in a room behind a desk thinking about all the candidates for the job down in the ER. She had interviewed about fifteen and she had one more to go. The last person had better be good, she thought to herself because, to be honest all the people she had interviewed were crap. Chief residency was an important position to be filled and she couldn't imagine any of the people working in a busy emergency room. Sure, they all had experience but they all lacked something. She looked down at the list of interviewees on the desk and saw the last name. Dr Jason Asher. His application for the position had been at the last minute. The door opened and into the room walked................... Dave?
"Dave, what are you doing here?"
"It's Jason, my new name is Dr Jason Asher,"
"You can't be chief resident,"
"Why not?"
"Because, I fired you."
"So? I applied for the job, you said I could have an interview, you have to interview me."
"Fine! Sit down." Jason went to sit down in a chair that was placed in front of the desk where Dr Weaver was sitting.
2 hours later Dr weaver sat alone in the lounge frustrated. Dave's interview had gone well, annoyingly well. In fact it had gone better than any of the other interviews. He seemed the perfect candidate for the job. She was disturbed from her thoughts by the door of the lounge opening and Carter entering the room.
"Carter," she said, "are you aware that Dave is trying out for the job as chief resident?"
"Well, actually technically his name is now Jason,"
"You knew?"
"Um, yeah. So are you giving him the job?"
"He was the best candidate,"
"So is that a yes?"
"Well, I fired him. And I had a good reason to,"
"Well think about it, before you decide that you don't want Dave working in the ER again."
"I will," Dr Weaver said, losing herself in thought again.
------------------------ A week later------------------------
Dave went through his mail and saw an official looking envelope, it was from the ER. He opened it..........................
Dave, no wait, Jason sat in Doc Magoos with Jing-mei Chen. They were talking about things, life, his new name.
"So, why change your name?"
"Well, for one people find it hard to pronounce the name 'Malucci' and I got bored with being boring old Dave."
"You were never boring."
"Really?"
"Yeah, you've always been too annoying to be boring. So have you got a new job?"
He was about to lie and say that of course he had a job, but he remembered that Dave may have lied, but Jason didn't.
"No, not at the moment,"
"Well, there's a place in the ER going."
"I know, Carter told me."
"So......."
"So what?"
"Are you going to try to get the job?"
"Well, um,"
"Everyone missed you after Weaver fired you."
"Everyone?"
"Yeah,"
"Even Romano?"
"Yes,"
"You're lying,"
"Im not very good at it."
"But seriously....Jason people missed you, I missed you, no one to argue with."
"I can argue with the best of 'em."
"You sure can."
"So you think I should try for the job?"
"I do."
-------------- A week later--------------------------
Kerry Weaver sat in a room behind a desk thinking about all the candidates for the job down in the ER. She had interviewed about fifteen and she had one more to go. The last person had better be good, she thought to herself because, to be honest all the people she had interviewed were crap. Chief residency was an important position to be filled and she couldn't imagine any of the people working in a busy emergency room. Sure, they all had experience but they all lacked something. She looked down at the list of interviewees on the desk and saw the last name. Dr Jason Asher. His application for the position had been at the last minute. The door opened and into the room walked................... Dave?
"Dave, what are you doing here?"
"It's Jason, my new name is Dr Jason Asher,"
"You can't be chief resident,"
"Why not?"
"Because, I fired you."
"So? I applied for the job, you said I could have an interview, you have to interview me."
"Fine! Sit down." Jason went to sit down in a chair that was placed in front of the desk where Dr Weaver was sitting.
2 hours later Dr weaver sat alone in the lounge frustrated. Dave's interview had gone well, annoyingly well. In fact it had gone better than any of the other interviews. He seemed the perfect candidate for the job. She was disturbed from her thoughts by the door of the lounge opening and Carter entering the room.
"Carter," she said, "are you aware that Dave is trying out for the job as chief resident?"
"Well, actually technically his name is now Jason,"
"You knew?"
"Um, yeah. So are you giving him the job?"
"He was the best candidate,"
"So is that a yes?"
"Well, I fired him. And I had a good reason to,"
"Well think about it, before you decide that you don't want Dave working in the ER again."
"I will," Dr Weaver said, losing herself in thought again.
------------------------ A week later------------------------
Dave went through his mail and saw an official looking envelope, it was from the ER. He opened it..........................