TITANIC IN 40 SECONDS BACKWARDS
THE CAR SCENE
A/N: you wanted more, here it is!!! The CAR scene! (I hear oohs and ahhs) I guess I'm changing the rating to "R" now. (a porn scene. Sorry guys, I had to.)
"OK" Jack said, stupidly.
"Come on, let's go to prison!" Cal's uncle sang happily.
"YEAH RIGHT," Cal said in a girlish tone.
"The ship is sinking, man," Rose told Cal and her mother, Ruth.
Rose and Jack play basketball with ice cubes.
Make-out time. Rose and jack passionately kiss.
Rose moaned like a goat. "Oh YESSSSS!" She squealed as Jack.. um. er.. RODE HER LIKE A DONKEY. He grabs her breasts and squeezed them frantically, as if they were a monkey. (Jack likes to squeeze monkeys) Rose's sweaty hand streaked the car. "Wow, it's so." Jack smiled stupidly. "Small." Rose said blankly.
"Yeah, but wait to see how I can use it!" Jack exclaimed. Jack unbuttoned his pants and out popped a penis. Where did that come from? Rose smiles.
"I didn't know they were positioned there. I always thought that they grew out of one's foot, and that's why guys cover it with shoes!" Jack put on a puzzled look, then got to work. Rose shrieked as he dove inside of her. They then passionately kissed.
Haha. Hahahahaha. Jack and Rose laughed like maniacs. "Take me to the solar system!" Rose yelled as she pulled Jack into the backseat of the car. (She's secretly a weight lifter in her spare time)
ROSE AND JACK FIND A CAR.
THE END OF THE CAR SCENE.
THE CAR SCENE
A/N: you wanted more, here it is!!! The CAR scene! (I hear oohs and ahhs) I guess I'm changing the rating to "R" now. (a porn scene. Sorry guys, I had to.)
"OK" Jack said, stupidly.
"Come on, let's go to prison!" Cal's uncle sang happily.
"YEAH RIGHT," Cal said in a girlish tone.
"The ship is sinking, man," Rose told Cal and her mother, Ruth.
Rose and Jack play basketball with ice cubes.
Make-out time. Rose and jack passionately kiss.
Rose moaned like a goat. "Oh YESSSSS!" She squealed as Jack.. um. er.. RODE HER LIKE A DONKEY. He grabs her breasts and squeezed them frantically, as if they were a monkey. (Jack likes to squeeze monkeys) Rose's sweaty hand streaked the car. "Wow, it's so." Jack smiled stupidly. "Small." Rose said blankly.
"Yeah, but wait to see how I can use it!" Jack exclaimed. Jack unbuttoned his pants and out popped a penis. Where did that come from? Rose smiles.
"I didn't know they were positioned there. I always thought that they grew out of one's foot, and that's why guys cover it with shoes!" Jack put on a puzzled look, then got to work. Rose shrieked as he dove inside of her. They then passionately kissed.
Haha. Hahahahaha. Jack and Rose laughed like maniacs. "Take me to the solar system!" Rose yelled as she pulled Jack into the backseat of the car. (She's secretly a weight lifter in her spare time)
ROSE AND JACK FIND A CAR.
THE END OF THE CAR SCENE.