I don't own Kodomo No Omocha or Digimon. Anyway, this is my first attempt at both a parody and a digimon fic. I don't own any of the characters. Now, here's the cast of characters!!



Sana: Mimi

Akito: Yamato

Tsuyoshi: Taichi

Aya: Sora

Rei: Jyou

Anono: Hikari

Naozumi: Koushiro

Sana's little brother: Takeru


This is a mimato and Taiora. Maybe I'll alter it a bit and have a bit of Takari. Anyway, on to the theme song and show!!

One more thing, everyone is the same age, except for Jyou, because he's about maybe twenty in this fic, and keeping some of the charaters to their original. One more thing, this may seem like a jyoumi, but it really is a mimato. Just to clear that up.
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That rumor that I love you is true, yes it is,

you can't ignore it either

Whether you're awake or asleep

please don't be embarrassed.

Is it a sin if I sneak into your heart by riddling you,

of your other love?

At sunset when the children go home,

Today's incident is burning love,

You can tell it accurately


7'o clock news!!


Please our relationship...

Please don't blame it on the true kiss,

In a city without light, let's burn the fire of love

don't be so easy going

you're asking for something not have.

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The show starts, by the gazing of a town, and a funny sort of music playing in the background. It then focus on a big house and a young girl with brown hair, sleeping, with a pig alarm clock dancing around trying to get her to wake up. She just sighed and fell into a deeper sleep. Then in her dream she was running and holding a flag that said 8:30, on it and when she yelled the time, her echo replied "school" then she woke up.

She turns and sees her alarm clack and grabs it and screams.

"Auggghhh!! It's already 8:30!!"


"I'm Mimi Tachikawa, eleven years old, and in the sixth grade."


"I'm an Elementary School Girl with a Boyfriend"


"Mama!! Why didn't you wake me up earlier!!" cried Mimi," Five minutes even!! C'mon!!"

"You could've at least done that!!"

"If you sleep well, you will grow well." replied Mimi's mom as she read the paper, with her weird hairstyle, made for her pet squirrel, Maro-chan.

"Now I'm late for school and everything!!"

"If you oversleep, you'll grow more."

"Good morning Mimi. But you're gone."


Mimi was getting dress in a hurry and doing a rush job when her mother came and took her into her mini car and then drove her back to the table and made her eat her breakfast and then when she was finally done, she ran off and her driver Jyou, came and slowly backed out.

"Jyou-kun!!! hurry, hurry, hurry,!! We're going to be late!!" cried Mimi as she tried hurrying her driver.

"Mimi-chan. it's up to me to get you to school saftly." said Jyou. Mimi was looking at him with big eyes now and hugged him.

"You're the best Jyou-kun!! You can drive me saftly anywhere!! That's why I love you!!" shouted Mimi as she hugged Jyou, but Jyou then had a little driving problem.

"Hey Mimi!! Please get out of my face so I can drive!! YEAHHH!!!!"

Later they appeared at the school, with Rei reminding her that she had a show to do later. Mimi waved good-bye.


Suddenly, Babbit comes up and says, "Mimi is in a theater group called the Komaitari, thanks to her mom, she's a famous actress and staring in a show called Child's Toy. " " It was her mother's idea. Then he turned around and was shocked!!!

Then Mimi gave Jyou a kiss on the cheek and then ran to her class.

Aiyeee!!! Will you two quit it!!" cried Babbit, waving his wings around. " Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!!!"


'Everything was fine, until now.' thought Mimi as she was nearing her class. ' But until last week when we changed classrooms...' When she opened the door, it was a whirlwind of boys throwing things around and making a mess. The teacher was at the head of the room, trying to control them.

"Please stop this!! Everyone get back into your seats!!" cried the teacher.

"Please put the desks back also!! Class was suppose to start minutes ago!!"

'You see, the boys have started to tease the teacher and they're getting worse everyday.'



"Ahh, she's crying again. How can such a crybaby expect to be a teacher?" asked Sora.

"Ahh, Mimi-chan." replied Asa-chan. " It's happening and it's getting worse."

"Have you seen how far behind we are in our lessons?"

Mimi turned and looked behind her to see a boy with blond hair and blue eyes sitting on the back counter, with his head phones on.

'Yamato Ishida.' thought Mimi. 'This is the guy who started it all and are controlling the boys.'

'What a devil.'

" Where's my desk?"

Then Mimi walked towards Yamato, ignoring everything around her and everyone staring at her. She stopped in front of Yamato, she saw her desk was being used as a footrest.

" Here it is." Mimi said and then looked up at Yamato.

"Oh, good morning Yamato, boy, you look like you've eaten some rotten fruit, which seems normal for you." said Mimi, looking at him with her hands on her desk. "You might as well be wearing one of those barf-face masks."

"How are you today? CRAPPY?"

Yamato didn't do anything but close his eyes and turn his head away from Mimi.

"WHY YOU!"

"This is MY desk, so get your damn stinky feet off of it." shouted Mimi. "Make your little hired thugs here cut it out!!"

"Come on!! MOVE IT!!" cried Mimi as she tried to pull her desk from under his foot, with no luck.
"All this is your fault you know that!?"

Then Yamato lifts his foot up and Mimi goes and does back flips while holding onto her desk. After she lands, she places her desk in front of the teacher, sits down and raises her hand about the homework.

"Sensei!! I have a question about last night's homework." said Mimi, "I couldn't understand it because I had to leave early for work."

"Which part Mimi-chan?" asked the teacher, wiping her tears.

"This part here. Three over two times X equals.." replied Mimi. While Mimi was explaining about the homework, Yamato looked over and the boy next to him grinned and turned to the boy next to him. They started to hold their stomachs and yell out loud, just as the teacher was explaining the homework to Mimi.

"Oww!! Teacher, teacher!!" they yelled, " my stomach hurts!!"

The teacher was about to pay attention to them, until Mimi glared at them and raised her book higher and stood up showing her another problem she had trouble with.

"Hey!! Hey!! I need help with this one too!!" said Mimi, "What're you looking at? Here, here!!"

"Come on, come on!! help me with these stupid things!!" added Mimi, "It's obvious that they're faking it!!"

"Oh, sorry."

"C'mon teacher, pay attention to me. Now 'Bout this one here." pointed Mimi.

"W.what you might want to do is..." replied the teacher.

"What is it? What is it that I should do?"

Suddenly, four boys in the back room raised some balloons and threw them at the teacher, while her back was towards them and they exploded as they hit the chalkboard, filling the front section with dust.

Everyone, mostly the girls were coughing.

"WHY YOU!!" shouted Mimi turning her head back. Then she heard the teacher sniffling and then she thought, 'Uh oh, she's going to cry again.'

"Don't stop sobbing Miss. Mitsuya!!" Then she broke down and cried.

"Ahh, you moron."

Then all the boys in the back were laughing and chanting, "Hahaha!! We feel fine now!!"

"Hey shut up!! I can hear you all the way down the hall!!" yelled

"Here comes Miss. Mitsuya's boyfriend!!" the boys chanted again. "They've been going steady for a long time!!"

He ran up to Miss. Mitsuya and told her," You've got to pull yourself together."

"But. but they.." replied Miss. Mitsuya. Then he turned to the class.

"Do you monsters think you can get away with this!?"

"Yeah!! Yeah!! Let them have it!!" shouted Mimi.

"This is a class, you sh..." started out the teacher but then he saw Yamato get something from his coat that looked like a photograph and the teacher stopped talking. The two teachers stared at the photograph, while Mimi just looked confused.



"Hey, what's going on? What's going on? What?" asked Mimi turning to the two teachers.
The two teachers suddenly looked embarrassed and turned around, while Mimi still looked confused.

"What is it? Why are you grinning? Come on Tell me!! Tell me!!" shouted Mimi.

"What is it? Is something wrong?"


Then Yamato put the photograph back into his jacket.

"Come on!! What's with that reaction!!"

'What? Did he find their weak spot?"

Then the mess started all over again and the teacher suddenly yelled," I can't take this anymore!!" and ran out of the room. Then the other teacher followed her and then Mimi came and said, "Hey!! Where are you going!?"

"What in the world..." started Mimi, "Is going on!?"

Then we see Yamato with his eyes closed eating some bread or a sandwich.

"What's going on?" started Mimi again. "What's going on. WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!"


Then we see Mimi at the TV station all frustrated and yelling her head off.

"DANGIT!! This really pissess me off!!" screamed Mimi.

Her hairdresser was having a hard time doing her hair, while Mimi was going crazy all around.

"WHY ME!!?? I can't stand this anymore!! Why me!?" shouted Mimi.

"Ever since 6th grade began, life there, has been a living hell!!"

"Oh my god!! IT JUST SUCKS!! LIFE SUCKS!!"

"My whole life sucks!!"

"Why can't it be like one of those shojo mangas!? But noooooooo!!!!" shouted Mimi, still flaring around.

"I have to have Satan as a schoolmate!!"

"I can't stand it!! I can't stand it!! I can't stand it!!"

'This is the dressing room for the kids starring on the TV show, "Child's Toy"'

'Everyone is extremely nervous."

Then Babbit comes up and says "not everyone."

"THAT DEVIL YAMATO ISHIDA!!" screamed Mimi.

"He's responsible for this whole thing!!" Then when she calmed down, she noticed that she had braids stuck way up in the air, making her look like Pippi Longstockings.

"Uh, Suzi-san, is this how I'm suppose to look like on today's show?" asked Mimi, sweat-dropping.

"Sorry, Mimi-chan, but you move around too much." replied Suzi.

Then a noise was heard and it was Jyou.

"Oi!! Jyou-kun, what're you doing?" asked Mimi. He took the photo out and replied, "Sana: This week."

"My, Mimi-chan, your manager is cute." said Suzi, as he went back to fixing Mimi's hair.

"Boy, he's good-looking. And popular too.!!"

"Do you like him?" smirked Mimi.

"Why of course I do, I really like him."

"Don't you dare touch him." growled Mimi, "He's my boyfriend and my pimp."

'Pimp'!? Mimi-chan, do you even know what pimp means!?" said Suzi shocked.

"Of course I do!!" replied Mimi, making an okay sign with her hand.

"I give him my allowance every month." added Mimi.

"Right, Jyou-kun?" asked Mimi, smiling.

"Really?" asked Suzi.


End of Part One...

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