I thought this up while I was in a really wacky mood after reading my first
Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic (The Nightmare Chapters by Shadow Bakura, it's absolutely
HILARIOUS). The idea came from a mixture of Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Ranma
½, and the Taiwan Chinese edition of Yu-Gi-Oh. This is the first Yu-Gi-Oh
fanfic I ever wrote, and also my first attempt at a humor fic. . So
anyway, it's pretty crazy, but, here it is!
Punctuation Notes:
" " - Speech ' ' - Thoughts or Italics . with an uncapitalized letter after it or in a spot where it doesn't seem to make sense - Three little dots *** Erm. Double spacing instead of single
Warning: This does not correspond exactly with the TV show.
*** Chapter One: Discovery ***
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"Man, morning already?" Yugi groaned out from his pillow.
He thrust off his covers and yawned hugely. Without warning a large fly flew right smack into his mouth. Yugi screamed, thrashed around for a while, got thoroughly tangled in the covers, fell on the floor, bumped his head on the corner of his bedside table and finally spat out the fly, which was pretty much dead by then.
"Eeewww." Yugi wiped his mouth and flicked the fly in general direction of the far corner, ". Poor fly."
'And I sure hope that wasn't a preview for today.'
He rubbed his head, got up, glanced at his clock display and did a double take, "!!! Why the heck did I set it early?!"
Looking around at his wall calendar, he spotted a large red circle marked around today's date, July 5th. Beneath it were the words "Picnic at 9:00". It was 7:00.
"Oh, right, the picnic. How could I have forgotten that?"
After going through his usual morning stretching ritual, Yugi padded into the bathroom to shower and do his usual simple grooming (unlike what many people thought, he didn't use a drop of hair gel; his hair just grew that way. It was kind of weird, but it didn't bother him, so Yugi didn't give it a thought) and the daily polishing of his treasure, his Millennium Puzzle.
Tucking his blond locks behind his ear and splashing his face with cold water to wake himself up more, Yugi glanced at his wristwatch.
"Yikes! 7:45! And I still gotta pack for the picnic!"
***
Racing around his room and somehow getting all his clothes on right, Yugi pounded down the stairs and entered the kitchen like a whirlwind. His grandpa was sitting at the kitchen table quietly reading a magazine. Upon Yugi's sudden appearance, he hastily tried to tuck the thing out of sight.
"Grandpa?! What's that?" Yugi trotted over to look.
"Nothing, Yugi, now mind your own business!" his grandfather growled, reddening as he stuffed the magazine into a drawer, "Don't you have a picnic to provide for? I went to the grocery store yesterday."
"Grandpa, was that a 'porn' magazine?!" Yugi sputtered, eyes as round as coins.
Grandpa turned an interesting shade of purple, "Absolutely not! Whatever gave you that idea?!"
"B-but." Yugi sighed and gave up, "Never mind, Grandpa."
***
He walked over to the refrigerator, pulled the door open and picked out the food, his mind racing at a hundred fifty miles per hour.
'I know what I saw. If that wasn't a porn magazine, then I'll kiss Pegasus. Why would Grandpa be reading something like that, though?!'
Try as he might, Yugi's innocent mind could conjure up nothing to explain it. But he wasn't one to give up, oh, no, he always found the solution to a problem. Didn't he solve the Millennium Puzzle? Then he could solve this.
'I'll ask the others about it,' he decided, 'After I check this out. Maybe I'll tell Joey.'
Satisfied with this solution, Yugi hurried to pack everything into the picnic basket. A ray of sunshine pierced the blinds. He smiled; it looked to be a very nice day. Now if only he could be sure whether or not Grandpa was really reading porn magazines.
***
And that's the first chapter. It isn't that good, I know, but. let's see what the future brings. ^^ Neewayz, please review and tell me what you think!
Punctuation Notes:
" " - Speech ' ' - Thoughts or Italics . with an uncapitalized letter after it or in a spot where it doesn't seem to make sense - Three little dots *** Erm. Double spacing instead of single
Warning: This does not correspond exactly with the TV show.
*** Chapter One: Discovery ***
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"Man, morning already?" Yugi groaned out from his pillow.
He thrust off his covers and yawned hugely. Without warning a large fly flew right smack into his mouth. Yugi screamed, thrashed around for a while, got thoroughly tangled in the covers, fell on the floor, bumped his head on the corner of his bedside table and finally spat out the fly, which was pretty much dead by then.
"Eeewww." Yugi wiped his mouth and flicked the fly in general direction of the far corner, ". Poor fly."
'And I sure hope that wasn't a preview for today.'
He rubbed his head, got up, glanced at his clock display and did a double take, "!!! Why the heck did I set it early?!"
Looking around at his wall calendar, he spotted a large red circle marked around today's date, July 5th. Beneath it were the words "Picnic at 9:00". It was 7:00.
"Oh, right, the picnic. How could I have forgotten that?"
After going through his usual morning stretching ritual, Yugi padded into the bathroom to shower and do his usual simple grooming (unlike what many people thought, he didn't use a drop of hair gel; his hair just grew that way. It was kind of weird, but it didn't bother him, so Yugi didn't give it a thought) and the daily polishing of his treasure, his Millennium Puzzle.
Tucking his blond locks behind his ear and splashing his face with cold water to wake himself up more, Yugi glanced at his wristwatch.
"Yikes! 7:45! And I still gotta pack for the picnic!"
***
Racing around his room and somehow getting all his clothes on right, Yugi pounded down the stairs and entered the kitchen like a whirlwind. His grandpa was sitting at the kitchen table quietly reading a magazine. Upon Yugi's sudden appearance, he hastily tried to tuck the thing out of sight.
"Grandpa?! What's that?" Yugi trotted over to look.
"Nothing, Yugi, now mind your own business!" his grandfather growled, reddening as he stuffed the magazine into a drawer, "Don't you have a picnic to provide for? I went to the grocery store yesterday."
"Grandpa, was that a 'porn' magazine?!" Yugi sputtered, eyes as round as coins.
Grandpa turned an interesting shade of purple, "Absolutely not! Whatever gave you that idea?!"
"B-but." Yugi sighed and gave up, "Never mind, Grandpa."
***
He walked over to the refrigerator, pulled the door open and picked out the food, his mind racing at a hundred fifty miles per hour.
'I know what I saw. If that wasn't a porn magazine, then I'll kiss Pegasus. Why would Grandpa be reading something like that, though?!'
Try as he might, Yugi's innocent mind could conjure up nothing to explain it. But he wasn't one to give up, oh, no, he always found the solution to a problem. Didn't he solve the Millennium Puzzle? Then he could solve this.
'I'll ask the others about it,' he decided, 'After I check this out. Maybe I'll tell Joey.'
Satisfied with this solution, Yugi hurried to pack everything into the picnic basket. A ray of sunshine pierced the blinds. He smiled; it looked to be a very nice day. Now if only he could be sure whether or not Grandpa was really reading porn magazines.
***
And that's the first chapter. It isn't that good, I know, but. let's see what the future brings. ^^ Neewayz, please review and tell me what you think!