Question: what makes you think I'm a girl?
Chapter six
"Albus Please don't look at me like that I don't deserve it, give that look to Black he needs all the help he can get!"
With a growl a smile and a snort of laughter from the occupants of the room, reality is brought back to the presence.
"Severus my dear boy you don't give yourself enough credit, I for one am very proud at what you did for Miss Granger, as I think Remus here is, aren't you?"
"What? Oh yes, yes of course I am"
"Ha I bet you only did it so she would have to give you something in return, mind you I suppose the old ways are hard to give up…"
"SIRIUS!" yelled two identical voices of outrage
"That…" replied the forced calm of Dumbledore, "Was uncalled for and you know it"
"Black…" said Snape with a poisonous glare, "You stupid bastard only you would know how hard it was to give something up, imagine being thrown into Azkaban for years and once being a so-called ladies man tut tut, how unfortunate!"
"Why Snape you greasy git least I know what the body of a woman is like you had be content with young girls such as Hermione and then it was non-consensual!" replied the smirking face of Sirius Black
"ENOUGH!" boomed Dumbledore, rage apparent on his withered but powerful features,
"Stop the both of you this is ridiculous and I am ashamed, I trust both of you why cant you trust each other?"
"Because he's a jackass!" came the identical reply. Lupin by this response had been pulled from his stupor by a snort of mirth being ripped from his body,
"Oh please you both act like children why don't you just grow up and put the past behind you, for every ones sake and sanity!"
"Well said Remus, well said don't you agree gentlemen?"
"Yes" was the grudging response along with a death glare from both men to Lupin as it's target.
"Very well then with that sort why don't we move on to a very important matter that concerning Hermione. I think it might be best to stay here just in case she wakes so lets take a seat shall we?"
The four men gather around the table.
"Now why don't we start at the beginning that's always best." says Dumbledore. To Snape it's the beginning of a long evening.