My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
Oh Indy, you characters are in here...for a bit.
-Prologue-
So..where shall be begin to tell this crazed story of a nonsensical Christmas special?
"Hey...Kabia," a familiar voice chanted, "Hey Kaiba. Hey Kaiba. Hey Kaiba. Hey Kaiba...."
An aguish cry was heard throughout the mansion as empty shotgun shells fell onto the ground.
Yes, it's Christmas time again at the Kaiba mansion...with a unexpected visitor that Mr. Seto "I'm a big shot billionarie who's an hold hearted insentive jerk and runs a ruthless cooperation" Kaiba did not appericate in his home. He was holding his prized shotgun as the visitor looked at him, after avoiding countless fires from his gun.
"Aww..." the Dark Rabbit taunted as he looked at Seto, "can't you at least be nice to us Toons? It's Christmas for crying out loud!"
Seto fired his gun again and the wrasically black wrabbit quickly scretch his body to avoid the shot once more!
Now Kaiba-boy was pissed.
"Who invited you in here in the first place?!!" Seto hissed as he gave a dangerously icey glare at the black bunny.
"I was invited by one of your dragons," the bunny replied, "I think he goes by the name of Chi Chi."
Chi Chi...
Seto gripped onto his shotgun tightly. Oh that pesky three foot tall Blue Eyes Toon Dragon was going to get it THIS TIME!!! He turned away and called upon one of his loyal dragons.
"Oh Chi Chi..." Seto said in a dark eerie tone.
Chi Chi then appeared, approaching Seto has he gripped onto his favourite plushie...Mr. Funny Rabbit. The small toon dragon could sense he was in big doo-doo and knew his master was awfully angry with him. He gripped onto his plushie, causing the stuffed pink rabbit to squeak as he look up at Seto, trying to look weak and innocent like Yugi.
"Yes...Setyo..?" Chi Chi weakly replied.
Seto wasn't buying Chi Chi's "innocent act". He holded his arms as he glared at the toon dragon.
"What did I tell you about Toon creatures?" Seto began.
"What Toon creatures?" Chi Chi replied at he moved his head back and forth, "I no see Toon creatures here. Nope. Nope."
"The Dark Rabbit is a *toon* creature and he's here in my mansion."
"Oh. So why can't he stay? He's a friewnd. Can we let him stay...plewse?"
That does it! Seto grabbed the shotgun and began whacking the runty Blue Eyes constantly with it. Chi Chi yelped in vain as the handle of the shotgun was smacked upon his head.
"NO, HE CAN'T STAY!!!" Seto yelled as he kept whacking the dragon, "BECAUSE WE HATE TOONS AND WE WANT TO HATE THEM!!! THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!"
Then Seto kicked Chi Chi, which sent the three foot tall toon dragon sprawling onto the floor in pain. The dragon gave whimpers as he held onto his Funny Rabbit plushie.
Seto couldn't believe that this whimp of a dragon once was his legendary powerful Blue Eyes White Dragon. And since he's a toon...there was no way in hell Seto could create the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon...his most powerful fushion creature.
He had to look away from Chi Chi.
"Get the rabbit out of here," Seto growled, "and don't you dare even think of coming back till you're proven worthy of being branded a Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"Yes...Setyo.." Chi Chi said weakly.
Seto left the two worthless Toon creatures by themselves. The Dark Rabbit went up to Chi Chi, who had taken a really bad beating from his "loving master".
"Man," Dark Rabbit said as he placed a comforting gloved hand on the dragon, "this is even worse than the beating you took when you fought Pegasus in the finals of the Duelist Kingdom. Why don't you ditch Seto and become someone else's Blue Eyes?"
Ditch Seto? He wanted to do that...but Seto had three things that were important to his life; his older brothers, the remaining Blue Eyes White Dragons, and Mokuba.
But why does Seto hate Toons so much? Is it because of Pegasus? Or is it because he's ashamed to have a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon in his deck? There has to be a reason why Seto is so mean to these cute defenseless creatures.
Chi Chi could only reply with a howl and the Dark Rabbit patted the weaken toon dragon. The Funny Rabbit plushie squeaked again.
****
Two mages were at a local bookstore, dressed in casual clothing. They were seeking for a new sketchbook for a local female master.
Yet one mage was drawn to that "certain" section. He was flipping throught the pages, laying his eyes onto the various positions couples will take during their...ahem...love making sessions.
The Black Magician confronted him.
"Chaos..." the Black Magician began, "what are you doing here?"
"Oh haven't you heard, Blackie?" Chaos cooed, "My plan for the holidays is to fu..."
"Chaos!! WE CAN'T SAY THAT OR DO THAT ACTIVITY IN HERE!!!! THIS IS AN PG-13 RATED FIC!!!"
"Oh well, then I just have to left her 'change the rating' when this fic is over."
"Sometimes, I wonder how you became the most powerful magician in the game."
"And I wonder why you let Celtic make you his bi..."
The violet haired gave a very icey glare at blue skinned mage.
"Don't you dare talk about Celtic like that, you bisexual freak!!" the Black Magician hissed.
"Oooh," Chaos replied with a sly grin in his face as he looked back at him, "I made Blakie mad."
"Grrr..."
****
It was Christmas time once more....
And Anzu hated it.
Oh she hated it since all her boy toys were busy...playing with their "rods" with each other. Yami and Yugi were helping their Grandpa making Christmas treats. The scent of the home-made goods could drive anyone to want them. These treats shall be perfect for Domino City Ch
But we all know that something else was stirring as well, yet we won't tell you because this AIN'T NO "R"-RATED FIC!!!
Shizuka was going Christmas shopping with Honda and Otagi as they try to find a presents during the hustle and bustle. Pegasus was glad to have his wife returned to him. How did Cecilia return?
Pegasus said that it was a promise that a ragweed girl wanted Cecilia to keep...yet she sought she was to be Cecilia's love, not Pegasus.
After seeing a picture of Seto Kabia dressed in tight leather and posing with his Blue Eyes, Jou was paying a visit to Excaliber and Tidus.
Grrr...
Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik were going to spend their holidays together. And yes...the ROD WILL BE WITH THEM. And you do know what rod I'm talking about. *smirk*
THAT'S IT!!! It has to be that ragweed girl's fault that she can't be with her Yami and Yugi won't go away!! Anzu never saw that it was her ruthless attitude and lame attempts to befriend Yugi, which caused the 5000 year old spirit to loathe her.
But she can easily blame it on Vanessa. Therefore she must pay and perish!!
She turned around and saw someone. It was Yugi's grandpa who was just delivering another batch of Christmas treats to where the bakesale was going to be held.
Anzu removed her deck from her coat pocket as she gave a slight grin. Vanessa wasn't going to be the only brunnette that could bring these creatures to life, without the use of an items or technology.
This Christmas...everyone shall pay, especially that Vanessa!
****
Who says Christmas wasn't a busy holiday? For a guardian of the dead and keeper of the sacred legendary millieum items...it was very busy.
Anubis, for people who had read "Dog Days" will know who he was before, had finally decided to give a little decoration to his underground home, covering it with oraments, silky ribbons, and tinsel.
Then...some tinsel was stuck upon his long black tail. It didn't bother him, but it drove him into temptation that every dog goes into.
And so the God of the Dead was struck running around in circles, chasing his own tail constantly.
"Scale," Ankh began, "maybe you should take that tinsel of his tail now."
"No," Scale grinned as he watched his master running around in circles.
"But Scale! Look at him! He'll be at this ALL DAY!!"
"I know, but think about it. We can do whatever we want while master is busy entertaing himself."
"....Scale, you're mean."
"Why, thank you."
****
Okay kiddies. Email a reason why Seto is racist towards Toons creatures and the best one shall be in the ficcy.
Other than that, review, review review!
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
Oh Indy, you characters are in here...for a bit.
-Prologue-
So..where shall be begin to tell this crazed story of a nonsensical Christmas special?
"Hey...Kabia," a familiar voice chanted, "Hey Kaiba. Hey Kaiba. Hey Kaiba. Hey Kaiba...."
An aguish cry was heard throughout the mansion as empty shotgun shells fell onto the ground.
Yes, it's Christmas time again at the Kaiba mansion...with a unexpected visitor that Mr. Seto "I'm a big shot billionarie who's an hold hearted insentive jerk and runs a ruthless cooperation" Kaiba did not appericate in his home. He was holding his prized shotgun as the visitor looked at him, after avoiding countless fires from his gun.
"Aww..." the Dark Rabbit taunted as he looked at Seto, "can't you at least be nice to us Toons? It's Christmas for crying out loud!"
Seto fired his gun again and the wrasically black wrabbit quickly scretch his body to avoid the shot once more!
Now Kaiba-boy was pissed.
"Who invited you in here in the first place?!!" Seto hissed as he gave a dangerously icey glare at the black bunny.
"I was invited by one of your dragons," the bunny replied, "I think he goes by the name of Chi Chi."
Chi Chi...
Seto gripped onto his shotgun tightly. Oh that pesky three foot tall Blue Eyes Toon Dragon was going to get it THIS TIME!!! He turned away and called upon one of his loyal dragons.
"Oh Chi Chi..." Seto said in a dark eerie tone.
Chi Chi then appeared, approaching Seto has he gripped onto his favourite plushie...Mr. Funny Rabbit. The small toon dragon could sense he was in big doo-doo and knew his master was awfully angry with him. He gripped onto his plushie, causing the stuffed pink rabbit to squeak as he look up at Seto, trying to look weak and innocent like Yugi.
"Yes...Setyo..?" Chi Chi weakly replied.
Seto wasn't buying Chi Chi's "innocent act". He holded his arms as he glared at the toon dragon.
"What did I tell you about Toon creatures?" Seto began.
"What Toon creatures?" Chi Chi replied at he moved his head back and forth, "I no see Toon creatures here. Nope. Nope."
"The Dark Rabbit is a *toon* creature and he's here in my mansion."
"Oh. So why can't he stay? He's a friewnd. Can we let him stay...plewse?"
That does it! Seto grabbed the shotgun and began whacking the runty Blue Eyes constantly with it. Chi Chi yelped in vain as the handle of the shotgun was smacked upon his head.
"NO, HE CAN'T STAY!!!" Seto yelled as he kept whacking the dragon, "BECAUSE WE HATE TOONS AND WE WANT TO HATE THEM!!! THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!"
Then Seto kicked Chi Chi, which sent the three foot tall toon dragon sprawling onto the floor in pain. The dragon gave whimpers as he held onto his Funny Rabbit plushie.
Seto couldn't believe that this whimp of a dragon once was his legendary powerful Blue Eyes White Dragon. And since he's a toon...there was no way in hell Seto could create the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon...his most powerful fushion creature.
He had to look away from Chi Chi.
"Get the rabbit out of here," Seto growled, "and don't you dare even think of coming back till you're proven worthy of being branded a Blue Eyes White Dragon!"
"Yes...Setyo.." Chi Chi said weakly.
Seto left the two worthless Toon creatures by themselves. The Dark Rabbit went up to Chi Chi, who had taken a really bad beating from his "loving master".
"Man," Dark Rabbit said as he placed a comforting gloved hand on the dragon, "this is even worse than the beating you took when you fought Pegasus in the finals of the Duelist Kingdom. Why don't you ditch Seto and become someone else's Blue Eyes?"
Ditch Seto? He wanted to do that...but Seto had three things that were important to his life; his older brothers, the remaining Blue Eyes White Dragons, and Mokuba.
But why does Seto hate Toons so much? Is it because of Pegasus? Or is it because he's ashamed to have a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon in his deck? There has to be a reason why Seto is so mean to these cute defenseless creatures.
Chi Chi could only reply with a howl and the Dark Rabbit patted the weaken toon dragon. The Funny Rabbit plushie squeaked again.
****
Two mages were at a local bookstore, dressed in casual clothing. They were seeking for a new sketchbook for a local female master.
Yet one mage was drawn to that "certain" section. He was flipping throught the pages, laying his eyes onto the various positions couples will take during their...ahem...love making sessions.
The Black Magician confronted him.
"Chaos..." the Black Magician began, "what are you doing here?"
"Oh haven't you heard, Blackie?" Chaos cooed, "My plan for the holidays is to fu..."
"Chaos!! WE CAN'T SAY THAT OR DO THAT ACTIVITY IN HERE!!!! THIS IS AN PG-13 RATED FIC!!!"
"Oh well, then I just have to left her 'change the rating' when this fic is over."
"Sometimes, I wonder how you became the most powerful magician in the game."
"And I wonder why you let Celtic make you his bi..."
The violet haired gave a very icey glare at blue skinned mage.
"Don't you dare talk about Celtic like that, you bisexual freak!!" the Black Magician hissed.
"Oooh," Chaos replied with a sly grin in his face as he looked back at him, "I made Blakie mad."
"Grrr..."
****
It was Christmas time once more....
And Anzu hated it.
Oh she hated it since all her boy toys were busy...playing with their "rods" with each other. Yami and Yugi were helping their Grandpa making Christmas treats. The scent of the home-made goods could drive anyone to want them. These treats shall be perfect for Domino City Ch
But we all know that something else was stirring as well, yet we won't tell you because this AIN'T NO "R"-RATED FIC!!!
Shizuka was going Christmas shopping with Honda and Otagi as they try to find a presents during the hustle and bustle. Pegasus was glad to have his wife returned to him. How did Cecilia return?
Pegasus said that it was a promise that a ragweed girl wanted Cecilia to keep...yet she sought she was to be Cecilia's love, not Pegasus.
After seeing a picture of Seto Kabia dressed in tight leather and posing with his Blue Eyes, Jou was paying a visit to Excaliber and Tidus.
Grrr...
Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik were going to spend their holidays together. And yes...the ROD WILL BE WITH THEM. And you do know what rod I'm talking about. *smirk*
THAT'S IT!!! It has to be that ragweed girl's fault that she can't be with her Yami and Yugi won't go away!! Anzu never saw that it was her ruthless attitude and lame attempts to befriend Yugi, which caused the 5000 year old spirit to loathe her.
But she can easily blame it on Vanessa. Therefore she must pay and perish!!
She turned around and saw someone. It was Yugi's grandpa who was just delivering another batch of Christmas treats to where the bakesale was going to be held.
Anzu removed her deck from her coat pocket as she gave a slight grin. Vanessa wasn't going to be the only brunnette that could bring these creatures to life, without the use of an items or technology.
This Christmas...everyone shall pay, especially that Vanessa!
****
Who says Christmas wasn't a busy holiday? For a guardian of the dead and keeper of the sacred legendary millieum items...it was very busy.
Anubis, for people who had read "Dog Days" will know who he was before, had finally decided to give a little decoration to his underground home, covering it with oraments, silky ribbons, and tinsel.
Then...some tinsel was stuck upon his long black tail. It didn't bother him, but it drove him into temptation that every dog goes into.
And so the God of the Dead was struck running around in circles, chasing his own tail constantly.
"Scale," Ankh began, "maybe you should take that tinsel of his tail now."
"No," Scale grinned as he watched his master running around in circles.
"But Scale! Look at him! He'll be at this ALL DAY!!"
"I know, but think about it. We can do whatever we want while master is busy entertaing himself."
"....Scale, you're mean."
"Why, thank you."
****
Okay kiddies. Email a reason why Seto is racist towards Toons creatures and the best one shall be in the ficcy.
Other than that, review, review review!
-The Clow Hatter