My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
Oh yeah another new Toon creature shall be created, the TOON God, Dragon Ra. And if you wanna see drawings of Chi Chi and more stuff, go to the following URL.
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/realm2/anti_c_u/artwork.html
Yes, chicks do DIG Toon Dragons.
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Some scenes of Yu-Gi-Oh I'll love to see:
-You know when Tea tries to stop Yami from killing off Kaiba. Well, she fails...because she got into the way of the Celtic's attack and leads the "friendship ranting witch" impaled on the elf's sword. Yay.
-In the Mai vs. Yami battle, Kuriboh can't take anymore of Mai's insults and goes kamazi on her...which leads to a massive explosion that takes a huge chuck out of Pegasus' castle and kills everyone in the process. Mai, next time...DON'T INSULT THE CUTE WIDDLE KURIBOHS OF DEATH!!!!
-When Seto is about to kill himself, Yami says "Go on and jump". This leads all the Kuribohs, the decaying Blue Eyes, the reserrected Blue Eyes, and Celtic Guardian all cheering on Seto to "jump".
Okay. Back to the story.
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Chiriko, the Blue Eyes White Dragon, wasn't the only victim to fall under the spell of "Toon World" from a dark sinister silver hair gentleman....
Malik, leader of the Ghouls...an elite of theives who steal the rarest cards from other players in duels, had his own prized card turned inton a Toon.
Well...
It wasn't a regular card. It was more like a FOBBIDDEN GOD CARD!!!
Malik thought that if Yugi can defeat Pegasus...so can he.
What Malik didn't count on that Pegasus already knew that Malik was going to pull the old "let's switch with my yami or my hikari when he tries to probe either minds", So Pegasus was well prepared when Malik did that with his yami.
And he gave the young lad from the Isthar clan such a ruthless and humiluating defeat by turning the most powerful and final God Card created in the game...
In a small golden griffin cub creature...
A Toon God.
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Bakura, Ryou, and Isthar were circling the griffin, gazing all their eyes on the once powerful God...who was now reduced as an awfully cute little griffin cub who wore a white shirt that had a golden sun on it. The golden "Toon" God was busily cleaning his feathers with his golden encrusted beak while the others looked at him.
"Well," Isthar began, "I can now certainly throw my plans of turning the world into an eternal nightmare in the trash now."
"I think Ra looks kinda cute like this," Ryou said as he petted the griffin. Ra then gave a soft mummering purr and raised his head to let the humble hikari stroke underneath his beak.
"I think he looks more like a wimp," Bakura muttered as he looked upon the golden griffin, "can't we just eat this damn freaky bird?"
Malik turn to eye Bakura, giving him an icey glare.
"We are not going to harm a finger on Ra!!!" Malik growled, "He may be a pitful Toon creature, but he is the most powerful creature in the entire game! Not your main entree for the day!!! He's out diety for crying out loud!!!"
"Whatever...the God sure does look tastey."
The creature gave a soft whimper as he ran behind Ryou, shivering in fear while Bakura was looking at it and licking his lips, wondering how to prepare this golden griffin to a tasty edible entree.
Isthar then pulled out his milliuem item as he was getting up to leave.
"I'll leave you all alone with him," Isthar said, "while I go play with my rod."
Rod...?!
The griffin cub raised his head and his big cherry red eyes were sparkling with exciment as they laid upon the legendary milliuem rod.
"Rowd!" Toon Dragon Ra cried out, "Rowd!!!!"
The griffin spreaded out his wings and flew to pounce Malik's yami...in hopes to play with the golden "rod". Isthar gave a cry as he was tackle upon from the golden griffin cub. The Toon diety placed his paws of the milliuem rod as he tried to pry it out the yami's hands.
This then lead to a tug-o-war over one of the legendary items.
"Hey!!" Isthar cried as he gripped his rod "Let go of my rod!!!"
"Rowd! Rowd!!!" Toon Dragon Ra kept crying as he peck Isthar's hands.
"YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"
The dark blonde Egyptian gave a yelp of pain and gave up his grip on the rod. The toon cried happily as he held the rod. Isthar quickly placed his pecked hand near his mouth, suckling it sweetly in order for the pain to at least not hurt as much...
He was upset that he lost his rod to a toon!!!!
Bakura then looked at everyone
"All in favour of finding Pegasus so he can turn this stuffed bird back into a golden deity, say I!" Bakura cried.
The vote was unaminous.
****
Anzu grinned as she looked at her deck. Who would have thought a place like the US had Blue Eyes White Dragons ALL OVER THE PLACE?!
She then pulled out that certain card as she grinned deliously.
"Go!" Anzu cried out, "Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!"
The card then began to emitted a white silver eerie glow as it floated into the air. With a flash of blinding light...
The legendary blue eye had appeared...ready to serve its' master.
By now, Yugi's grandpa had noticed Te...err Anzu and had raise her head to see her.
"Anzu..." Yugi's grandpa began.
"Go my pretty!!!" Anzu cackled as she comanded the legendary Blue Eyes, "KILL! KILL!!!"
"What?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
And with that command, the Blue Eyes White Dragon assaulted the old man. The baked goods were instantly destroyed as Yugi's grandpa was on the ground...bady wiunded from the vicious blue eyes.
Time for plan 2.
Anzu ran towards one of the emergency phones as the Blue Eyes returned to card form. She grabbed the phone and began doing the fakest crying diva she can ever come up with.
"Yes..." Anzu cried on the phone, "I like to report a dragon hit and run. A dragon that's own by Seto Kaiba! I saw with my very own eyes as Seto unleashed his Blue Eyes to attack my own loving grandpa! Oh my god! You must hurry! I don't think he'll live!!! Oh god! HELP HIM PLEASE!!!!!"
(I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing for these legendary dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.)
And so it begins. Newspapers and taloids will have this title smeered on the front page.
"My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon".
****
Yes...
Anzu is a real bi...
Yami: THIS IS A PG-13 fic!!!
Choas: No, make an "R" rated fic so we can have that naughty nice with me and the virgin master!
Yami: *glares at the Magician of Black Chaos*
Chaos: *glares back at Yami*
Sorry. Anyways, review and check out the pics I and some friends had drawn on my site.
Chi Chi: CAUSE CHI CHI SAID SO!!!! *roars*
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
Oh yeah another new Toon creature shall be created, the TOON God, Dragon Ra. And if you wanna see drawings of Chi Chi and more stuff, go to the following URL.
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/realm2/anti_c_u/artwork.html
Yes, chicks do DIG Toon Dragons.
****
Some scenes of Yu-Gi-Oh I'll love to see:
-You know when Tea tries to stop Yami from killing off Kaiba. Well, she fails...because she got into the way of the Celtic's attack and leads the "friendship ranting witch" impaled on the elf's sword. Yay.
-In the Mai vs. Yami battle, Kuriboh can't take anymore of Mai's insults and goes kamazi on her...which leads to a massive explosion that takes a huge chuck out of Pegasus' castle and kills everyone in the process. Mai, next time...DON'T INSULT THE CUTE WIDDLE KURIBOHS OF DEATH!!!!
-When Seto is about to kill himself, Yami says "Go on and jump". This leads all the Kuribohs, the decaying Blue Eyes, the reserrected Blue Eyes, and Celtic Guardian all cheering on Seto to "jump".
Okay. Back to the story.
****
Chiriko, the Blue Eyes White Dragon, wasn't the only victim to fall under the spell of "Toon World" from a dark sinister silver hair gentleman....
Malik, leader of the Ghouls...an elite of theives who steal the rarest cards from other players in duels, had his own prized card turned inton a Toon.
Well...
It wasn't a regular card. It was more like a FOBBIDDEN GOD CARD!!!
Malik thought that if Yugi can defeat Pegasus...so can he.
What Malik didn't count on that Pegasus already knew that Malik was going to pull the old "let's switch with my yami or my hikari when he tries to probe either minds", So Pegasus was well prepared when Malik did that with his yami.
And he gave the young lad from the Isthar clan such a ruthless and humiluating defeat by turning the most powerful and final God Card created in the game...
In a small golden griffin cub creature...
A Toon God.
****
Bakura, Ryou, and Isthar were circling the griffin, gazing all their eyes on the once powerful God...who was now reduced as an awfully cute little griffin cub who wore a white shirt that had a golden sun on it. The golden "Toon" God was busily cleaning his feathers with his golden encrusted beak while the others looked at him.
"Well," Isthar began, "I can now certainly throw my plans of turning the world into an eternal nightmare in the trash now."
"I think Ra looks kinda cute like this," Ryou said as he petted the griffin. Ra then gave a soft mummering purr and raised his head to let the humble hikari stroke underneath his beak.
"I think he looks more like a wimp," Bakura muttered as he looked upon the golden griffin, "can't we just eat this damn freaky bird?"
Malik turn to eye Bakura, giving him an icey glare.
"We are not going to harm a finger on Ra!!!" Malik growled, "He may be a pitful Toon creature, but he is the most powerful creature in the entire game! Not your main entree for the day!!! He's out diety for crying out loud!!!"
"Whatever...the God sure does look tastey."
The creature gave a soft whimper as he ran behind Ryou, shivering in fear while Bakura was looking at it and licking his lips, wondering how to prepare this golden griffin to a tasty edible entree.
Isthar then pulled out his milliuem item as he was getting up to leave.
"I'll leave you all alone with him," Isthar said, "while I go play with my rod."
Rod...?!
The griffin cub raised his head and his big cherry red eyes were sparkling with exciment as they laid upon the legendary milliuem rod.
"Rowd!" Toon Dragon Ra cried out, "Rowd!!!!"
The griffin spreaded out his wings and flew to pounce Malik's yami...in hopes to play with the golden "rod". Isthar gave a cry as he was tackle upon from the golden griffin cub. The Toon diety placed his paws of the milliuem rod as he tried to pry it out the yami's hands.
This then lead to a tug-o-war over one of the legendary items.
"Hey!!" Isthar cried as he gripped his rod "Let go of my rod!!!"
"Rowd! Rowd!!!" Toon Dragon Ra kept crying as he peck Isthar's hands.
"YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"
The dark blonde Egyptian gave a yelp of pain and gave up his grip on the rod. The toon cried happily as he held the rod. Isthar quickly placed his pecked hand near his mouth, suckling it sweetly in order for the pain to at least not hurt as much...
He was upset that he lost his rod to a toon!!!!
Bakura then looked at everyone
"All in favour of finding Pegasus so he can turn this stuffed bird back into a golden deity, say I!" Bakura cried.
The vote was unaminous.
****
Anzu grinned as she looked at her deck. Who would have thought a place like the US had Blue Eyes White Dragons ALL OVER THE PLACE?!
She then pulled out that certain card as she grinned deliously.
"Go!" Anzu cried out, "Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!"
The card then began to emitted a white silver eerie glow as it floated into the air. With a flash of blinding light...
The legendary blue eye had appeared...ready to serve its' master.
By now, Yugi's grandpa had noticed Te...err Anzu and had raise her head to see her.
"Anzu..." Yugi's grandpa began.
"Go my pretty!!!" Anzu cackled as she comanded the legendary Blue Eyes, "KILL! KILL!!!"
"What?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
And with that command, the Blue Eyes White Dragon assaulted the old man. The baked goods were instantly destroyed as Yugi's grandpa was on the ground...bady wiunded from the vicious blue eyes.
Time for plan 2.
Anzu ran towards one of the emergency phones as the Blue Eyes returned to card form. She grabbed the phone and began doing the fakest crying diva she can ever come up with.
"Yes..." Anzu cried on the phone, "I like to report a dragon hit and run. A dragon that's own by Seto Kaiba! I saw with my very own eyes as Seto unleashed his Blue Eyes to attack my own loving grandpa! Oh my god! You must hurry! I don't think he'll live!!! Oh god! HELP HIM PLEASE!!!!!"
(I seen someone Grandpa got run over by a dragon
And it turns out to be one of Seto's legendary Blue Eyes.
You can say there's no such thing for these legendary dragons coming to life,
But then again, we can blame this incident on Chi Chi.)
And so it begins. Newspapers and taloids will have this title smeered on the front page.
"My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon".
****
Yes...
Anzu is a real bi...
Yami: THIS IS A PG-13 fic!!!
Choas: No, make an "R" rated fic so we can have that naughty nice with me and the virgin master!
Yami: *glares at the Magician of Black Chaos*
Chaos: *glares back at Yami*
Sorry. Anyways, review and check out the pics I and some friends had drawn on my site.
Chi Chi: CAUSE CHI CHI SAID SO!!!! *roars*
-The Clow Hatter