My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
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"Perfect" Anzu muttered as she watched the police and newsreporters headed towards the scene of the crime, "now, Vanessa shall pay."
Anzu quickly pulled out her cell phone and dialed a number.
"I've got it done," Anzu said into the phone, "Now it's up to you and Kemo to get rid of those damned toons and the mages."
"Jigglypuff," was the reply on the phone.
Anzu then closed her cell-phone and she put it away. She was going to act like the pathetic cry-baby in hopes everyone shall believe her story.
Of course they'll believe her story. She's Anzu, the kind caring friendship ranting w...
****
Meanwhile...elsewhere in the streets of the city, two strangers were heading towards the local gameshop. One of them was looking at her deck, gazing at the cards she got from fighting a battle she had to win...
And found out her true friend was in love with someone else.
"You were in love with Cecilia?!!" Zero began.
"She was my only true friend..." Vanessa said, "I thought she loved me when she gave me that pendant."
"But she was a woman and already happily married to Pegasus!!"
"I guess I was stupid to think I could love someone like her. All I want is Cecilia-chan to be happy now...even if I'm not the one to share her happiness with her."
Her cheeks fluster a shade of red as she looked up in the snowy skies. How can she be so stupid?! She should have seen that in the first place....
While she was staying at the castle and her friend's souls got stolen by a backstabbing Magician of Black Chaos...she stumbled upon where those "soul prison cards" were being kept and not only did she see the souls of her friends and the 999 duelists who challanged Pegasus trapped into those cards...
She saw her...trapped in a card as well.
Therefore...when she did challanged Pegasus to a duel, she viciously attack all his creatures he placed on the field with whatever she had in her hand. She was blinded by so much hatred that she didn't care if she lost or won the duel...
Or care that the bloody silver haired prick can read minds!!! He killed the woman Vanessa loved!!!
She wanted Cecilia to have a plesent death...NOT HAVING HER SOUL IMPRISONED IN A CARD!!!
Eventually...she won the dark battle. Yet it lead her going slightly insane on the verge of litterally killing the "White Knight" with her living creatures...
Yet she was stopped in doing so when the Toons, her creatures, and even "she" stopped Vanessa from doing harm on Pegasus.
Then everything went black and the next thing Vanessa woke up to was the truth...
Cecilia was alive once more and in the arms of her true lover; Pegasus J. Crawford. How? Why?
It was the promise Vanessa gave to Cecilia when they were little. Vanessa wanted to see Cecilia return to the "ragweed girl" with her true lover and Cecilia took that small promise to the grave when she died seven years ago...
Dumbfolded by this revelation, Vanessa, Zero, and Yugi had finally went back home. Vanessa hadn't truely recovered by placing everything he had in that duel and she refused the offer to stay longer on the island...
She could not duel anymore. She went insane...insane enough to hurt others.
She then received some cards [Doppelganger (magic), Black Magician, Magician of Black Chaos, Ritual of Black Chaos Magic (magic), Axe of Despair (magic), Malevent Nuzzler (magic), Cannon Soldier, Black Magician Girl, Solomon Wishes (trap), and Mirror Force (trap)] in hopes to at least get her to duel again for the enjoyment once more...
(Author's Note: All of them are official cards...save for the Doppelganer. You'll see later why that black copy cat is here.)
But she can not. Not after that duel. So those cards, along with the rest of the cards she collected in her decks were never to be placed onto field once more.
****
"Uh Vanessa..." Zero said as he looked at his friend, "should we be getting to the gameshop any time soon?"
Vanessa then shook her head as she looked towards Zero.
"Sorry Zero," Vanessa replied, "I just was thinking about..."
"The battle with Pegasus? Yeah...that was the most impressive duel I seen you faced...but you never dueled another person anymore after that battle. What happened in there?"
"I tried to kill someone Cecilia cherished with all her heart. She must truely hate me for that."
"Vanessa, it wasn't your fault. Everyone gets jealious at times and she'll probably forgive you because it's Christmas."
"I don't know. You think so?"
"I know so. Now let's go see our old friend Yugi once more."
"Right. I still can't believe that kid can beat the crap out of Paul."
And so the two set off as Vanessa placed her deck back in her jean pocket. Zero was holding the presents the two of them were set to give to their friend and both of them walked towards the local game shop in Domino City.
****
What holiday story will be complete without the holiday bustle and rush of the shoppers in the holiday mall?
Those mages were returning with their holiday gifts.
"Chaos..." the Black Magician began, "I can't believe you bought 'that' for the master."
"Hmm," Chaos replied, "if this gift doesn't give that message loud and clear, then I don't know what will."
"Wouldn't it be a little chilly for her to wear?"
"I don't think so...unless you want to wear it."
"No thank you!!!"
"But I think it suits your eyes perfectly, Blackie."
"Chaos..." the Black Magician said as he looked at him, "you may be a great and powerful user of the black arts...but will you at least stop acting like you have a sexual urge for at least one day?!!! It's the holiday for little innocent kids, not for perverts like yourself!!!"
"I can't Blackie. Now Master doesn't need us in duels anymore, it's the only thing I get up for. Instead of a fresh cup of coffee to wake me up, a perfectly fine fu..."
"CHAOS!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF RA, THIS IS AN INNOCENT 'PG-13' FIC!!! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CONTAMINATING IT WITH ALL YOUR 'DIRTY LITTLE THOUGHS' THAT SHOULD BE IN A 'R' RATED FIC?!!!"
"Phooey...you're no fun."
The violet hair mage growled as he held his emerald staff. If it wasn't for the holiday cheer, he would have obliberated the chaotic mage right now.
But then....
"Jiggly!" a familiar voice cried.
Cringe.
No...that could not be. Please don't let it be.
Oh, but it was....
The vile pink puffball had return, appearing in front of the two mages, and leaping toward the mage.
"Jigglypuff!" it cried out.
The Black Magician gave an earth-shattering scream as the pink puffball have him a holiday warming hug...
The icey blue eyed violet hair mage had screamed again.
Mr. Jiggles was back.
****
In candy store in the mall, two Toon creatures, a magician and a fairly large red dragon were purchasing such delightful holiday treats for a present for a small friend.
"You're buying holiday treats for Kiki?" Toon Magician Girl asked as she looked up at him.
Ryo-ran blushed a shade of red.
"Yes I am..." Ryo-ran replied as he held the gift-wrapped box of chocolates, "us dragons have a sweet-tooth for these delightful holiday goods. I was hoping to buy Sugoroku's homemade banana nut rubarb bread, the warm chewy chocolate macendania nut cookies, and the ginger snaps for Kiki, but the people at the bake sale said he never showed up with them."
"What?! That's awful."
"I feel like I've disappointed Kiki, so I hope she would like these holiday chocolates instead...but not as much as she would enjoy Sugoroku's cooking."
"Then don't puchasing it! We'll go to the Turtle game shop where the Pharoah lives and we'll ask for a batch of whatever we want! I'm sure they won't mind!"
"Oh...okay! Let's go!"
The Toon dragon placed the box back down as he and the Toon Magician Girl headed out of the store and going straight towards the Turtle game shop.
****
Yes. Dragons have a sweet-tooth when it come to the holidays...but here is some advice for those who owe a a dragon or two...
Do not give a Blue Eyes White Dragon a 20 ft long candy cane.
Tidus winced as Tobias, Excaliber, Daisy, Mokuba, Taz, Celtic Guardian, Dark Rabbit, Chi Chi and Jounouchi were watching the powerful legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon...
Getting his tongue stuck to the massive candy cane.
"You just couldn't wait till we got it indoors, nee?" Excaliber said
"Oh shupt wup," Tidus growled, "cawn't yoe swee I'm stuwck?!"
"Ha!" Tobias, the cackling Red Eye Black Dragon, cried, "And you deserved it! I wish I had a camcorder for this kodak moment of a Blue Eyes being stuck like the idiot he is!"
"HEWY!!!
"Jou," Mokuba said she he look up at the blonde, "maybe you shouldn't summoned your Red Eyes for this problem."
"Ha," Jounouchi replied, "I've got this under control. Go Flame Swordsman!"
And with that...the legendary flame swordsman appeared, wielding a powerful fiery sword. He held it as he looked towards the Blue Eyes.
This caused Tobias to be afraid...very afraid.
"Waz he's gunna du wit da sworde?!!!" Tobias cried.
"Simple" Jounouchi said, "He's going to use it to cut the candy cane off you."
"KUT?!!! I DUN WANNA BEE KUT!!! QEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!"
And then a chase began with a Blue Eyes White Dragon that's stuck on a candy cane with a Flame Swordsman after it. Everyone was looking at this slight chase...sighing.
"Hoo boy," Daisy said.
****
Next Chappie: More mall mayhem! Wee!!!
Oh yeah...and review please. Thank you.
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
****
"Perfect" Anzu muttered as she watched the police and newsreporters headed towards the scene of the crime, "now, Vanessa shall pay."
Anzu quickly pulled out her cell phone and dialed a number.
"I've got it done," Anzu said into the phone, "Now it's up to you and Kemo to get rid of those damned toons and the mages."
"Jigglypuff," was the reply on the phone.
Anzu then closed her cell-phone and she put it away. She was going to act like the pathetic cry-baby in hopes everyone shall believe her story.
Of course they'll believe her story. She's Anzu, the kind caring friendship ranting w...
****
Meanwhile...elsewhere in the streets of the city, two strangers were heading towards the local gameshop. One of them was looking at her deck, gazing at the cards she got from fighting a battle she had to win...
And found out her true friend was in love with someone else.
"You were in love with Cecilia?!!" Zero began.
"She was my only true friend..." Vanessa said, "I thought she loved me when she gave me that pendant."
"But she was a woman and already happily married to Pegasus!!"
"I guess I was stupid to think I could love someone like her. All I want is Cecilia-chan to be happy now...even if I'm not the one to share her happiness with her."
Her cheeks fluster a shade of red as she looked up in the snowy skies. How can she be so stupid?! She should have seen that in the first place....
While she was staying at the castle and her friend's souls got stolen by a backstabbing Magician of Black Chaos...she stumbled upon where those "soul prison cards" were being kept and not only did she see the souls of her friends and the 999 duelists who challanged Pegasus trapped into those cards...
She saw her...trapped in a card as well.
Therefore...when she did challanged Pegasus to a duel, she viciously attack all his creatures he placed on the field with whatever she had in her hand. She was blinded by so much hatred that she didn't care if she lost or won the duel...
Or care that the bloody silver haired prick can read minds!!! He killed the woman Vanessa loved!!!
She wanted Cecilia to have a plesent death...NOT HAVING HER SOUL IMPRISONED IN A CARD!!!
Eventually...she won the dark battle. Yet it lead her going slightly insane on the verge of litterally killing the "White Knight" with her living creatures...
Yet she was stopped in doing so when the Toons, her creatures, and even "she" stopped Vanessa from doing harm on Pegasus.
Then everything went black and the next thing Vanessa woke up to was the truth...
Cecilia was alive once more and in the arms of her true lover; Pegasus J. Crawford. How? Why?
It was the promise Vanessa gave to Cecilia when they were little. Vanessa wanted to see Cecilia return to the "ragweed girl" with her true lover and Cecilia took that small promise to the grave when she died seven years ago...
Dumbfolded by this revelation, Vanessa, Zero, and Yugi had finally went back home. Vanessa hadn't truely recovered by placing everything he had in that duel and she refused the offer to stay longer on the island...
She could not duel anymore. She went insane...insane enough to hurt others.
She then received some cards [Doppelganger (magic), Black Magician, Magician of Black Chaos, Ritual of Black Chaos Magic (magic), Axe of Despair (magic), Malevent Nuzzler (magic), Cannon Soldier, Black Magician Girl, Solomon Wishes (trap), and Mirror Force (trap)] in hopes to at least get her to duel again for the enjoyment once more...
(Author's Note: All of them are official cards...save for the Doppelganer. You'll see later why that black copy cat is here.)
But she can not. Not after that duel. So those cards, along with the rest of the cards she collected in her decks were never to be placed onto field once more.
****
"Uh Vanessa..." Zero said as he looked at his friend, "should we be getting to the gameshop any time soon?"
Vanessa then shook her head as she looked towards Zero.
"Sorry Zero," Vanessa replied, "I just was thinking about..."
"The battle with Pegasus? Yeah...that was the most impressive duel I seen you faced...but you never dueled another person anymore after that battle. What happened in there?"
"I tried to kill someone Cecilia cherished with all her heart. She must truely hate me for that."
"Vanessa, it wasn't your fault. Everyone gets jealious at times and she'll probably forgive you because it's Christmas."
"I don't know. You think so?"
"I know so. Now let's go see our old friend Yugi once more."
"Right. I still can't believe that kid can beat the crap out of Paul."
And so the two set off as Vanessa placed her deck back in her jean pocket. Zero was holding the presents the two of them were set to give to their friend and both of them walked towards the local game shop in Domino City.
****
What holiday story will be complete without the holiday bustle and rush of the shoppers in the holiday mall?
Those mages were returning with their holiday gifts.
"Chaos..." the Black Magician began, "I can't believe you bought 'that' for the master."
"Hmm," Chaos replied, "if this gift doesn't give that message loud and clear, then I don't know what will."
"Wouldn't it be a little chilly for her to wear?"
"I don't think so...unless you want to wear it."
"No thank you!!!"
"But I think it suits your eyes perfectly, Blackie."
"Chaos..." the Black Magician said as he looked at him, "you may be a great and powerful user of the black arts...but will you at least stop acting like you have a sexual urge for at least one day?!!! It's the holiday for little innocent kids, not for perverts like yourself!!!"
"I can't Blackie. Now Master doesn't need us in duels anymore, it's the only thing I get up for. Instead of a fresh cup of coffee to wake me up, a perfectly fine fu..."
"CHAOS!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF RA, THIS IS AN INNOCENT 'PG-13' FIC!!! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CONTAMINATING IT WITH ALL YOUR 'DIRTY LITTLE THOUGHS' THAT SHOULD BE IN A 'R' RATED FIC?!!!"
"Phooey...you're no fun."
The violet hair mage growled as he held his emerald staff. If it wasn't for the holiday cheer, he would have obliberated the chaotic mage right now.
But then....
"Jiggly!" a familiar voice cried.
Cringe.
No...that could not be. Please don't let it be.
Oh, but it was....
The vile pink puffball had return, appearing in front of the two mages, and leaping toward the mage.
"Jigglypuff!" it cried out.
The Black Magician gave an earth-shattering scream as the pink puffball have him a holiday warming hug...
The icey blue eyed violet hair mage had screamed again.
Mr. Jiggles was back.
****
In candy store in the mall, two Toon creatures, a magician and a fairly large red dragon were purchasing such delightful holiday treats for a present for a small friend.
"You're buying holiday treats for Kiki?" Toon Magician Girl asked as she looked up at him.
Ryo-ran blushed a shade of red.
"Yes I am..." Ryo-ran replied as he held the gift-wrapped box of chocolates, "us dragons have a sweet-tooth for these delightful holiday goods. I was hoping to buy Sugoroku's homemade banana nut rubarb bread, the warm chewy chocolate macendania nut cookies, and the ginger snaps for Kiki, but the people at the bake sale said he never showed up with them."
"What?! That's awful."
"I feel like I've disappointed Kiki, so I hope she would like these holiday chocolates instead...but not as much as she would enjoy Sugoroku's cooking."
"Then don't puchasing it! We'll go to the Turtle game shop where the Pharoah lives and we'll ask for a batch of whatever we want! I'm sure they won't mind!"
"Oh...okay! Let's go!"
The Toon dragon placed the box back down as he and the Toon Magician Girl headed out of the store and going straight towards the Turtle game shop.
****
Yes. Dragons have a sweet-tooth when it come to the holidays...but here is some advice for those who owe a a dragon or two...
Do not give a Blue Eyes White Dragon a 20 ft long candy cane.
Tidus winced as Tobias, Excaliber, Daisy, Mokuba, Taz, Celtic Guardian, Dark Rabbit, Chi Chi and Jounouchi were watching the powerful legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon...
Getting his tongue stuck to the massive candy cane.
"You just couldn't wait till we got it indoors, nee?" Excaliber said
"Oh shupt wup," Tidus growled, "cawn't yoe swee I'm stuwck?!"
"Ha!" Tobias, the cackling Red Eye Black Dragon, cried, "And you deserved it! I wish I had a camcorder for this kodak moment of a Blue Eyes being stuck like the idiot he is!"
"HEWY!!!
"Jou," Mokuba said she he look up at the blonde, "maybe you shouldn't summoned your Red Eyes for this problem."
"Ha," Jounouchi replied, "I've got this under control. Go Flame Swordsman!"
And with that...the legendary flame swordsman appeared, wielding a powerful fiery sword. He held it as he looked towards the Blue Eyes.
This caused Tobias to be afraid...very afraid.
"Waz he's gunna du wit da sworde?!!!" Tobias cried.
"Simple" Jounouchi said, "He's going to use it to cut the candy cane off you."
"KUT?!!! I DUN WANNA BEE KUT!!! QEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!"
And then a chase began with a Blue Eyes White Dragon that's stuck on a candy cane with a Flame Swordsman after it. Everyone was looking at this slight chase...sighing.
"Hoo boy," Daisy said.
****
Next Chappie: More mall mayhem! Wee!!!
Oh yeah...and review please. Thank you.
-The Clow Hatter