My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu....
Okay...I'm sick.
Sick and tired of seeing writters saying they're grand duelists...
AND THEY DON'T HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE CARDS OR MAKE THEIR OWN CARDS UP!!
And worse...
Instead of dueling, they daydream of wanting either the main character or and other duelist in bed with them...
*cries* Itai yo! Itai yo!!! *clutches her head*
Therefore, I have come up with this Yu-Gi-Oh/Duel Monsters Quiz in hopes that there is any FEMALE OUT THERE THAT KNOWS HER CARDS AND NOT WHAT A GUY LOOKS LIKE!!!
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Part One: It's time to...DUEL!!!
Chi Chi: BYATCH!!!
CHI CHI!!!!!
1. Before even starting a duel, what should players do first?
2. Name all the 6 properties any magic or trap card can have?
3. What cards are forbidden to have in your deck and even in your side decks?
4. What is the official number for a person's deck to be in order to play in duels?
5. Can you name all four starter decks? (English & Japanese)
6. Name the first two cards in Yugi's starter deck.
7. What are the 5 elements any creature card can have?
8. Okay. There's another dragon that makes himself knowm in Kaiba's starter deck. What is it? (And no! IT'S NOT ANOTHER F***ING BLUE EYES!!! Bakes!!!)
9. When a duel begins, how many cards do players pick up to begin?
Part Two: Name That Card.
Pegasus: I see blue...I see white...could it be? Ah yes. I see the Blue Eyes Dragon...
Chi Chi: Oh. Big whoop. I can predict "that"! And I don't even owe a milliuem eye!
Everyone Else: *looks at Chi Chi and sweatdrops*
-There will be a slight description of the card. Guess what card I'm describing.
1. Place me face up, pick a card and gain 500 life points in doing so. What trap card am I?
2. I love digging graves, especially in your opponents' graveyard. I sometimes pull out a magic card and I can even pull out a trap card for you to play back into the game. What trap card am I?
3. Piss me off and I elimate all your opponents' monsters with a stroke of lighting! What magic card am I?
4. Fly like an eagle...when I'm on the field, you can quickly pull out and play any Ritual Magic card from your deck onto the field. What creature card am I?
5. Without us, Yami can't hide his Black Magician. We are four of a kind and we fit all sizes. What trap card am I?
6. I'm a cute widdle black bunny...but with the help of my master, I'll knocked down that sappy clown! Hee hee! What creature card am I?
7. I can copy any card and be any card I want to be. Pegasus loves using me. What magic card am I?
Part Three: Toons, Toons, Toons
Chi Chi: *can't talk, is busy chasing his tail* Hee hee hee hee!!
1. Name all the Toon Creatures. (Hint: There is about 10 of them. One toon does appear in Pegasus' deck, but does exists.)
2. There are 2 Toon Magic Cards that did not appear on the show. What are they?
3. And what do they do?
4. Which Toon creature doesn't have any defense?
5. If you been reading the Yu-Gi-Oh manga, what volume/book did "Toon World" finally fall down?
6. And if you been listening very well..what two cards did Yugi used to destroy it?
Part 4: My Polymization Card is Going Nuts on Me!
Yami: And by fusing Joey's Red Eyes and Kaiba's Blue Eyes, I give you the Purple...
Barney: *appears* Hiya boys and girls! Let sing a song. I love you...you love me....
Seto/Joey: *looking at the montrosity with gawking mouths*
Chi Chi: *singing like Eminem* So everybody, just follow me. Cause we need a little, controversy. Cause it feels so empty, without me...
-I'll give you the name of two creatures in an equation. The answer that they sum up to is a Fushion creature, which is the answer that you must give.
1. Summon Skull + Red Eyes Black Dragon = ???
2. Petit Dragon + FireGrasss = ???
3. Flame Manipulator + Masaki, the Legendary Swordsman = ???
4. Curse of Dragon + Gaia, the Fierce Knight = ???
5. Blue Eyes White Dragon + Blue Eyes White Dragon + Blue Eyes White Dragon = ???
6. Relinquished + Thousand-Eyes Idol = ????
Send your answers by email at yinggirl@yahoo.com AND NOT BY POSTING YOUR ANSWERS IN A REVIEW!!!!! If I see one review that does happens...
Kaiba-boy gets killed in the next chappie. And swear I SHALL KILL HIM!!!! And I don't mind making it painful and sick and deranged that gets me kicked off FF.net.
I don't have any feelings for the blue eye suck up d...
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Gomen about that. I'm really geting POed with "Seto and his hoard of prancing bimbos" showing all over the net and trying to contaiminate it with their praise to the CEO.
Chi Chi: You need to calm down...
Yeah I do Chi Chi. See ya guys later in the next chapter.
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu....
Okay...I'm sick.
Sick and tired of seeing writters saying they're grand duelists...
AND THEY DON'T HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE CARDS OR MAKE THEIR OWN CARDS UP!!
And worse...
Instead of dueling, they daydream of wanting either the main character or and other duelist in bed with them...
*cries* Itai yo! Itai yo!!! *clutches her head*
Therefore, I have come up with this Yu-Gi-Oh/Duel Monsters Quiz in hopes that there is any FEMALE OUT THERE THAT KNOWS HER CARDS AND NOT WHAT A GUY LOOKS LIKE!!!
****
Part One: It's time to...DUEL!!!
Chi Chi: BYATCH!!!
CHI CHI!!!!!
1. Before even starting a duel, what should players do first?
2. Name all the 6 properties any magic or trap card can have?
3. What cards are forbidden to have in your deck and even in your side decks?
4. What is the official number for a person's deck to be in order to play in duels?
5. Can you name all four starter decks? (English & Japanese)
6. Name the first two cards in Yugi's starter deck.
7. What are the 5 elements any creature card can have?
8. Okay. There's another dragon that makes himself knowm in Kaiba's starter deck. What is it? (And no! IT'S NOT ANOTHER F***ING BLUE EYES!!! Bakes!!!)
9. When a duel begins, how many cards do players pick up to begin?
Part Two: Name That Card.
Pegasus: I see blue...I see white...could it be? Ah yes. I see the Blue Eyes Dragon...
Chi Chi: Oh. Big whoop. I can predict "that"! And I don't even owe a milliuem eye!
Everyone Else: *looks at Chi Chi and sweatdrops*
-There will be a slight description of the card. Guess what card I'm describing.
1. Place me face up, pick a card and gain 500 life points in doing so. What trap card am I?
2. I love digging graves, especially in your opponents' graveyard. I sometimes pull out a magic card and I can even pull out a trap card for you to play back into the game. What trap card am I?
3. Piss me off and I elimate all your opponents' monsters with a stroke of lighting! What magic card am I?
4. Fly like an eagle...when I'm on the field, you can quickly pull out and play any Ritual Magic card from your deck onto the field. What creature card am I?
5. Without us, Yami can't hide his Black Magician. We are four of a kind and we fit all sizes. What trap card am I?
6. I'm a cute widdle black bunny...but with the help of my master, I'll knocked down that sappy clown! Hee hee! What creature card am I?
7. I can copy any card and be any card I want to be. Pegasus loves using me. What magic card am I?
Part Three: Toons, Toons, Toons
Chi Chi: *can't talk, is busy chasing his tail* Hee hee hee hee!!
1. Name all the Toon Creatures. (Hint: There is about 10 of them. One toon does appear in Pegasus' deck, but does exists.)
2. There are 2 Toon Magic Cards that did not appear on the show. What are they?
3. And what do they do?
4. Which Toon creature doesn't have any defense?
5. If you been reading the Yu-Gi-Oh manga, what volume/book did "Toon World" finally fall down?
6. And if you been listening very well..what two cards did Yugi used to destroy it?
Part 4: My Polymization Card is Going Nuts on Me!
Yami: And by fusing Joey's Red Eyes and Kaiba's Blue Eyes, I give you the Purple...
Barney: *appears* Hiya boys and girls! Let sing a song. I love you...you love me....
Seto/Joey: *looking at the montrosity with gawking mouths*
Chi Chi: *singing like Eminem* So everybody, just follow me. Cause we need a little, controversy. Cause it feels so empty, without me...
-I'll give you the name of two creatures in an equation. The answer that they sum up to is a Fushion creature, which is the answer that you must give.
1. Summon Skull + Red Eyes Black Dragon = ???
2. Petit Dragon + FireGrasss = ???
3. Flame Manipulator + Masaki, the Legendary Swordsman = ???
4. Curse of Dragon + Gaia, the Fierce Knight = ???
5. Blue Eyes White Dragon + Blue Eyes White Dragon + Blue Eyes White Dragon = ???
6. Relinquished + Thousand-Eyes Idol = ????
Send your answers by email at yinggirl@yahoo.com AND NOT BY POSTING YOUR ANSWERS IN A REVIEW!!!!! If I see one review that does happens...
Kaiba-boy gets killed in the next chappie. And swear I SHALL KILL HIM!!!! And I don't mind making it painful and sick and deranged that gets me kicked off FF.net.
I don't have any feelings for the blue eye suck up d...
****
Gomen about that. I'm really geting POed with "Seto and his hoard of prancing bimbos" showing all over the net and trying to contaiminate it with their praise to the CEO.
Chi Chi: You need to calm down...
Yeah I do Chi Chi. See ya guys later in the next chapter.
-The Clow Hatter