My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
Okay, I was watching Yu-Gi-Oh and watched the Tea/Anzu vs. Mai battle and it's official...
I really hate her, due to the fact she doesn't know how to use RARE cards properly and gives this idiotic friendship speech, which is really pointless, when she pulls "Shining Friendship". A blonde can duel perfectly than Tea!!! No offense, Mai.
Okay, I have a question for the readers. If I do a Anzu vs. Vanessa what system should I use?
The Duel-disks...which Vanessa uses it to whack Kaiba-boy relentlessly since the jerk says they can withstand "anything".
Or that huge duel holographic board?
In other news, I hate English mangas!!! In Clamp's series "Wish", they turned the angel into a GIRL!!!!
But...he's really a guy and he really does have the looks of the guys. Those bastards...
Now I wonder what the hell will the vicious dubbers do when Yugi faces Jou in Battle City? In the end of that duel, Jou admits his love to Yugi...not the Yami. If they make Jou into a girl....
I'm so burning everything of Yu-Gi-Oh that I posess.
****
"Jiggly!" Mr. Jiggles said.
"You!!!" the Black Magician hissed.
"What the hell is that puffball Blackie?" Chaos asked at he looked at the putrid puffball.
Mr. Jiggles gave another hug onto the violet mage.
This caused the Black Magician to run hysterically around the mall as he screamed obsenities with the pink puffball on him.
****
Meanwhile, the local gameshop swung its' doors open as Vanessa and Zero entered the shop. The smell of baked goods was all over the place. The two boys, Yugi and Yami, who lived in this quant gameshop quickly came downstairs to greet the two. Apparently, there was a little "accident" in the kitchen...
Not an destructive accident. After baking a batch of Sugoroku's chocolate macendania nut cookies, there was still some left over gooey cookie dough...
And well, if you're a yaoi fan...you know what happened. I can't tell ya since it was a little bit naughty and I'm trying to write a fic that doesn't corrupt the youth as much like the media does!!!
And plus, last time I wrote a yaoi scene in a PG-13...a lot of reviewers still didn't recovered from it, especially Yugi. So no yaoi fics you'll be seeing written by me.
"Vanessa!" Yugi cried as he ran towards the two.
"Heya kid," Vanessa replied with a sly grin, "ya missed us?"
"We've brought gifts from us and the other duelists back at home," Zero said as he held the bag and sniffed the air, "we hope you'll like...wow, something smells good here."
"Yeah..." Yugi replied, "we've been baking all day and helping grandpa with his bake sale."
"If Steve and Gerneral Tao was here, this store will be pratically demolished by their obsession with food."
"Hmmm..." Yami said, "they sound like Jounouchi and Honda."
"Honda??" Zero asked in confusion, "Jounouchi?? And I thought we had weird names in our club."
"No..." Vanesa commented, "we only have weird people."
"That's true. Hey Yugi...where is your grandpa anyway? Does he know you're in this store alone?"
"Yeah he does," Yugi said, "and Sugoroku had left for bringing goods to the sale...but he haven't returned yet."
"Wow...that's odd."
The door of the shop swung open once more as two new customers appeared. The red dragon that wore pieces eggshell was waving his tail in glee. He had finally found the store.
"Yay!" the Toon Magician cried out, "We found it! We found it Ryo-ran! Now you can buy those treats for Kiki!"
The fairly large dragon held onto his wallet as he swung slowly to face Yugi. The dragon toon lowered his head to he can face the young boy face to face.
"Excuse me sir," Ryo-ran began very politely, "I had a bit of trouble at Domino City's bake sale. Apparently, your grandpa never showed up and I was hoping to purchase his delightful treats for a very special friend for the holidays."
"What?!!!" Yugi cried out, "Grandpa never made it?!!"
"No, he has not and everyone else is worried. Without the money made by selling Sugoroku's holiday treats, the city may not reach its' goal of 60,000$ they wanted to fund for Domino City orphanage."
"Eek!!" the Toon Magician Girl cried, "That's awful! Those poor kids! Who'll will do such a vicious act?!"
Then the door swung open again...speak of the devil.
"Guys!! Anzu cried as she continued her "innocent crying diva" act, "I saw with my very own eyes of Seto Kaiba unleashing his Blue Eyes White Dragon onto Sugoroku!!!"
"WHAT?!!!" everyone else cried.
Perfect, Anzu thought, they are all falling for it.
****
And so the chase of a Blue Eyes White Dragon with a 20 ft long candy cam came to a close. Even though the Flame Swordsman was small compared to the Blue Eyes...
The dragon couldn't see where it was going....
Therefore, it ran into a tall Christmas pine tree and shatter the massive candy can into pieces. Snow and chucks of the candy cane were flying all over the place...
And the Red Eyes Black Dragon was on his back, laughing hysterically.
"Oh my god!!" Tobias cackled, "This is the best Christmas I ever had!!! I can't believe Blue Eyes White Dragons are this stupid!!!"
Tidus returned to the group, walking in shame as pine quills were stick in his face. Tobias continued laughing like a crazed hyena. The Flame Swordsman placed his sword back in his sheath as Jounouchi called him to return back into his deck.
"This is what you get for opening presents early," Excaliber muttered as he looked at the other white dragon.
"But I was gonna share it..." Tidus replied.
"Uh huh," the Dark Rabbit commented, "and I'm a purple parrot."
Tidus began to rub his face...trying to remove the pine quills and sticky candy that smeered itself on his face. Tidus was going to smell like those car freshners for weeks.
"Where's Setyo?" Chi Chi asked.
Before anyone could reply...police cars appeared onto the scene. A swat team also appreared to confront the two legendary Blue Eyes White Dragons.
"Way to go..." Daisy replied, "now the police are onto you!!"
"What?!!" Tidus cried, "I never knew opening Christmas presents earlier is a crime!!!"
But it wasn't that. The swat team launched their nets onto the dragons. Instantly, the flying nets snare the two legendary Blue Eyes White Dragons. The dragons were more confused than angry with these snare nets on them.
"Hey!" Mokuba cried out as he looked around, "What's going on?!"
An officer came and confronted the group while the swat team tried to pin down the massive dragons.
"I'm sorry kid," the officer said, "but these Blue Eyes White Dragons are under arrest and so shall your brother, once we get him."
"Under arrest for what?" Celtic Guardian asked.
"For the attempted murder of Mr. Sugoroku Mutou."
"WHAT?!!!!" everyone else had cried out.
****
Mai, a strong female duelist who uses Harpie Ladies in her deck, had finally admitted it.
She was a "coming out of a closet" lesbian and had a steady relationship with Anzu. Then Anzu became a true distrepectful bitch who wanted vengance on a Yami, Yugi, and that girl Vanessa. Who do brunnettes have to be so...
No, Shizuka wasn't bad. Nor wasn't Honda or Cecilia's childhood friend, Vanessa. Vanessa was a clever duelist. She may look like a common nerd who seems to know nothing about dueling, but Mai was proven wrong. Vanessa defeated Mai's Harpie Ladies with a neglected Harpie...the Harpie's Brother.
So Mai found herself a new love blossoming when she befriended Isis Isthar.
Yet Malik didn't mind that his sister was dating a hot blonde. Strangely enough, he was highly interested in the relationship.
Pervert.
After doing the shopping, Mai, Isis, Shizuka, and the rest of the gang were in the food court discussing an important matter at stake.
"They're killing off Data in the latest Star Trek movie," Otogi began.
"Data?!!!" Honda cried out, "Why does Data have to die?!! Why couldn't they kill that annoying Jar Jar Binks?! Now that's a Sci-Fi character that needs to die!!"
"But Data too cute to die..." Shinzuka replied, "for a human-like android. Like remember the episode when they gave Data his own family?"
"Yeah I remember. That was so cool."
"We can only say that Data can truely now rest in the hearts in the true die heart fans that rekindle the Star Trek philosophy," Isis said.
"Amen," everyone else replied.
"But I wish they didn't kill him," Cecila pouted, "that's still me..."
Before the group continued, their eyes caught a blue eyed violet hair mage who was screaming in vain as he ran passed the group with a giggling pink puffball that had a pink curl in his hair and big green eyes...
"Get it of me!!" the Black Magician cried as he ran, "Get it off me!! GET IT OFF ME!!!"
"Jigglypuff puff!!!" Mr. Jiggles continued.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Everyone was shocked at the odd confront that just passed them by.
"I'm not asking," Pegasus said, "nor will I bother looking why that happened. Some things were never meant to be touched..."
****
And no one has been able to sucessfully answer my quiz correctly. Yay for me! Should I add more Kaiba-boy bashing?
Review, review, review! Let's make it have a lot of reviews just like "Death to Mr. Jiggles"!!! Whee!
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
ENJOY!
Okay, I was watching Yu-Gi-Oh and watched the Tea/Anzu vs. Mai battle and it's official...
I really hate her, due to the fact she doesn't know how to use RARE cards properly and gives this idiotic friendship speech, which is really pointless, when she pulls "Shining Friendship". A blonde can duel perfectly than Tea!!! No offense, Mai.
Okay, I have a question for the readers. If I do a Anzu vs. Vanessa what system should I use?
The Duel-disks...which Vanessa uses it to whack Kaiba-boy relentlessly since the jerk says they can withstand "anything".
Or that huge duel holographic board?
In other news, I hate English mangas!!! In Clamp's series "Wish", they turned the angel into a GIRL!!!!
But...he's really a guy and he really does have the looks of the guys. Those bastards...
Now I wonder what the hell will the vicious dubbers do when Yugi faces Jou in Battle City? In the end of that duel, Jou admits his love to Yugi...not the Yami. If they make Jou into a girl....
I'm so burning everything of Yu-Gi-Oh that I posess.
****
"Jiggly!" Mr. Jiggles said.
"You!!!" the Black Magician hissed.
"What the hell is that puffball Blackie?" Chaos asked at he looked at the putrid puffball.
Mr. Jiggles gave another hug onto the violet mage.
This caused the Black Magician to run hysterically around the mall as he screamed obsenities with the pink puffball on him.
****
Meanwhile, the local gameshop swung its' doors open as Vanessa and Zero entered the shop. The smell of baked goods was all over the place. The two boys, Yugi and Yami, who lived in this quant gameshop quickly came downstairs to greet the two. Apparently, there was a little "accident" in the kitchen...
Not an destructive accident. After baking a batch of Sugoroku's chocolate macendania nut cookies, there was still some left over gooey cookie dough...
And well, if you're a yaoi fan...you know what happened. I can't tell ya since it was a little bit naughty and I'm trying to write a fic that doesn't corrupt the youth as much like the media does!!!
And plus, last time I wrote a yaoi scene in a PG-13...a lot of reviewers still didn't recovered from it, especially Yugi. So no yaoi fics you'll be seeing written by me.
"Vanessa!" Yugi cried as he ran towards the two.
"Heya kid," Vanessa replied with a sly grin, "ya missed us?"
"We've brought gifts from us and the other duelists back at home," Zero said as he held the bag and sniffed the air, "we hope you'll like...wow, something smells good here."
"Yeah..." Yugi replied, "we've been baking all day and helping grandpa with his bake sale."
"If Steve and Gerneral Tao was here, this store will be pratically demolished by their obsession with food."
"Hmmm..." Yami said, "they sound like Jounouchi and Honda."
"Honda??" Zero asked in confusion, "Jounouchi?? And I thought we had weird names in our club."
"No..." Vanesa commented, "we only have weird people."
"That's true. Hey Yugi...where is your grandpa anyway? Does he know you're in this store alone?"
"Yeah he does," Yugi said, "and Sugoroku had left for bringing goods to the sale...but he haven't returned yet."
"Wow...that's odd."
The door of the shop swung open once more as two new customers appeared. The red dragon that wore pieces eggshell was waving his tail in glee. He had finally found the store.
"Yay!" the Toon Magician cried out, "We found it! We found it Ryo-ran! Now you can buy those treats for Kiki!"
The fairly large dragon held onto his wallet as he swung slowly to face Yugi. The dragon toon lowered his head to he can face the young boy face to face.
"Excuse me sir," Ryo-ran began very politely, "I had a bit of trouble at Domino City's bake sale. Apparently, your grandpa never showed up and I was hoping to purchase his delightful treats for a very special friend for the holidays."
"What?!!!" Yugi cried out, "Grandpa never made it?!!"
"No, he has not and everyone else is worried. Without the money made by selling Sugoroku's holiday treats, the city may not reach its' goal of 60,000$ they wanted to fund for Domino City orphanage."
"Eek!!" the Toon Magician Girl cried, "That's awful! Those poor kids! Who'll will do such a vicious act?!"
Then the door swung open again...speak of the devil.
"Guys!! Anzu cried as she continued her "innocent crying diva" act, "I saw with my very own eyes of Seto Kaiba unleashing his Blue Eyes White Dragon onto Sugoroku!!!"
"WHAT?!!!" everyone else cried.
Perfect, Anzu thought, they are all falling for it.
****
And so the chase of a Blue Eyes White Dragon with a 20 ft long candy cam came to a close. Even though the Flame Swordsman was small compared to the Blue Eyes...
The dragon couldn't see where it was going....
Therefore, it ran into a tall Christmas pine tree and shatter the massive candy can into pieces. Snow and chucks of the candy cane were flying all over the place...
And the Red Eyes Black Dragon was on his back, laughing hysterically.
"Oh my god!!" Tobias cackled, "This is the best Christmas I ever had!!! I can't believe Blue Eyes White Dragons are this stupid!!!"
Tidus returned to the group, walking in shame as pine quills were stick in his face. Tobias continued laughing like a crazed hyena. The Flame Swordsman placed his sword back in his sheath as Jounouchi called him to return back into his deck.
"This is what you get for opening presents early," Excaliber muttered as he looked at the other white dragon.
"But I was gonna share it..." Tidus replied.
"Uh huh," the Dark Rabbit commented, "and I'm a purple parrot."
Tidus began to rub his face...trying to remove the pine quills and sticky candy that smeered itself on his face. Tidus was going to smell like those car freshners for weeks.
"Where's Setyo?" Chi Chi asked.
Before anyone could reply...police cars appeared onto the scene. A swat team also appreared to confront the two legendary Blue Eyes White Dragons.
"Way to go..." Daisy replied, "now the police are onto you!!"
"What?!!" Tidus cried, "I never knew opening Christmas presents earlier is a crime!!!"
But it wasn't that. The swat team launched their nets onto the dragons. Instantly, the flying nets snare the two legendary Blue Eyes White Dragons. The dragons were more confused than angry with these snare nets on them.
"Hey!" Mokuba cried out as he looked around, "What's going on?!"
An officer came and confronted the group while the swat team tried to pin down the massive dragons.
"I'm sorry kid," the officer said, "but these Blue Eyes White Dragons are under arrest and so shall your brother, once we get him."
"Under arrest for what?" Celtic Guardian asked.
"For the attempted murder of Mr. Sugoroku Mutou."
"WHAT?!!!!" everyone else had cried out.
****
Mai, a strong female duelist who uses Harpie Ladies in her deck, had finally admitted it.
She was a "coming out of a closet" lesbian and had a steady relationship with Anzu. Then Anzu became a true distrepectful bitch who wanted vengance on a Yami, Yugi, and that girl Vanessa. Who do brunnettes have to be so...
No, Shizuka wasn't bad. Nor wasn't Honda or Cecilia's childhood friend, Vanessa. Vanessa was a clever duelist. She may look like a common nerd who seems to know nothing about dueling, but Mai was proven wrong. Vanessa defeated Mai's Harpie Ladies with a neglected Harpie...the Harpie's Brother.
So Mai found herself a new love blossoming when she befriended Isis Isthar.
Yet Malik didn't mind that his sister was dating a hot blonde. Strangely enough, he was highly interested in the relationship.
Pervert.
After doing the shopping, Mai, Isis, Shizuka, and the rest of the gang were in the food court discussing an important matter at stake.
"They're killing off Data in the latest Star Trek movie," Otogi began.
"Data?!!!" Honda cried out, "Why does Data have to die?!! Why couldn't they kill that annoying Jar Jar Binks?! Now that's a Sci-Fi character that needs to die!!"
"But Data too cute to die..." Shinzuka replied, "for a human-like android. Like remember the episode when they gave Data his own family?"
"Yeah I remember. That was so cool."
"We can only say that Data can truely now rest in the hearts in the true die heart fans that rekindle the Star Trek philosophy," Isis said.
"Amen," everyone else replied.
"But I wish they didn't kill him," Cecila pouted, "that's still me..."
Before the group continued, their eyes caught a blue eyed violet hair mage who was screaming in vain as he ran passed the group with a giggling pink puffball that had a pink curl in his hair and big green eyes...
"Get it of me!!" the Black Magician cried as he ran, "Get it off me!! GET IT OFF ME!!!"
"Jigglypuff puff!!!" Mr. Jiggles continued.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Everyone was shocked at the odd confront that just passed them by.
"I'm not asking," Pegasus said, "nor will I bother looking why that happened. Some things were never meant to be touched..."
****
And no one has been able to sucessfully answer my quiz correctly. Yay for me! Should I add more Kaiba-boy bashing?
Review, review, review! Let's make it have a lot of reviews just like "Death to Mr. Jiggles"!!! Whee!
-The Clow Hatter