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While Ron, Hermione, Harry and Neville walked up to their Common Room, they ran into a certain Slytherin asshole (BUT HEY! HE'S A HOT ASS HOLE!!! SO WHY NOT...????).

"Well well. It appears that Malfoy the Maiden has returned. So, where's Prince Chraming? And the dragon? Still eating?" Neville shot at Draco, refering to Crabbe and Goyle as Prince Charming and the dragon.

"Awww, shove it Longass...So, it's already going around the school..." Draco began.

"And what's that, Malfoy?" Harry spoke up.

"Mudblood and the Weasel. Kissing at dinner Potter, don't you remember? I wasn't there, but I heard all about it! Tsk Tsk...now Miss Granger has a bit of detention. What's she going to do now?" Malfoy mocked dramatically.

"She's going to aim..." Hermione said, and before Draco could contemplate anything else that left her mouth, Hermione's leg snapped out in front of her, and Draco flinched, expecting the pain to hit like an ocean wave: Big, sudden, and salty.

But the pain never came, for Hermione had faked Mr. Malfoy out, she had only kicked into the air, and enjoyed seeing the look of sheer terror written across his face plainly like a billboard, before turning swiftly, and heading back to her Common Room.

Ron, Harry, Neville, and Malfoy stood there in awe. Finally, it was Neville who spoke:

"I don't mean to be the one to care about a Slytherin, but Bloddy Hell Malfoy, are you alright? I would have pissed my pants if her leg came that close!"

"Yeah..Yeah...I'm just a little..." he inhaled deeply, "Wow...That was close..." He too, turned , but more slowly, almost zombie like, and headed for his common room.

Harry, Ron, and Neville broke down into hysterics by the time they had reached the Common Room. It was louder inside than before, for the rest of the student body had returned, but were upstairs, unpacking. Hermione sat alone, on the couch, reading. Ron plopped down next to her, and Harry and Neville took a spot on the floor, seeing that if they even tried to sit down anywhere else, they'd eind up on the floor laughing anyway.

"Hermione! That was GREAT! And did you see the look on his face? Bloddy hell that was BRILLIANT!!!!" Ron congradulated, putting an arm around Hermione. (A/n: I JUST LOVE IT WHEN HE SAYS "BLODDY HELL!!!" He's soooooooooo cute!! And his facial expressions are the best! I've begun to name them...ooopsie! Getting a little of track...)

"Yes...positively priceless..." she said absentmindedly.

"Dude! She said it!" Neville announced.

"Dude! She did! Let's do it!" Ron agreed.

"Okay..." Harry began, "Nimbus 2003 for a Malfoy: 123 galleons..." (A/N: I don't know the whole British money-converting thing!!! Lol)

"Slytherin Robes for the next Quidditch Match for Malfoy: 16 knuts..." Neville said.

"Protective Sportswear for guys for Malfoy's next Quidditch match: 13 knuts," Harry added.

"The look on Malfoy's face when he realizes he might not need that protective sportswear any longer..." Ron grinned.

"PRICELESS." They all finished together, laughing their *MASCARA!!! Lol...j/k!* butts off.

A few minutes later, a few Gryffindor girls came rushing to Hermione, looking for the jucy info. "So...I hear there's been a hook up while we were gone..." she just blushed, as did Ron.

"C'mon, I'll tell you all about it upstairs..." Hermione winked, and they took their cue to head up the stairs. Hermione's face lit up into a devlish smile as she walked over to Ron, and whispered in his ear, playfully.

"I've got some buissness to tend to..." she began, but Ron cut her off.

"Yes, you do..." He said, turning his head to kiss her. She pulled away before their lips barely touched, and put a warning finger to his lips.

"Mr. Weasly!" she teased, "I'm shocked! We haven't even been on our first date yet!" She turned and walked causually up the stairs.

A/N: Well well...the last to chapters Hermione's has been WAY out of character!!Is there a reason??!?!?!?! I dunno...you tell me...IN A REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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