My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
Okay...due to the season and FF.net down....
We present you...THE MUSICAL CHAPTER IN OUR INSANE CHRISTMAS FIC!!! So come on and sing along! Enjoy!
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And so, the journey of two yamis. One a theif and one who wants to rule the world along with their represented hikaries...
And a golden Toon deity who was cheerfully flapping his wings.
"Gah..." Bakura muttered, "I hate Christmas."
"Christmas isn't so bad..." Malik replied, "I mean we're all together, like the good old days..."
"And if weren't for this stupid author to write 'Dog Days'...I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD THAT FRICKEN EYE!!!"
Uh oh.
Well, after saying that phrase...the white haired yami was instantly struck by lighting, screaming in agonizing pain as the others watched...gawking at the sight. Where ever that bolt of lighting came from...
It gave a sign that it did truely hurt.
Hey Bakura, next time...DO NOT PISS THE AUTHOR! Unless you want the rabid fangirls after ya. Got it?!!!
"She dun wike you..." the Toon Dragon Ra cried as he pointed to the charred Bakura. This caused Bakura to growl at the small golden griffin cub.
"I hear something..." Ryou said.
"Hear what?" Malik asked.
"Hear...what?" Isthar also asked as he looked at Ryou, noticing the innocent boy was quite delightful for the eyes. Okay...so maybe turning the world into an eternal pit of darkness wasn't such a good idea.
"HEY!!!" Bakura growled, "LAY OFF MY HIKARI!!!"
"I hear...." Ryou began, "I hear...hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing. Ring ting tingle-ing too..."
"Come on," Malik chanted as he wrapped his arms around Ryou, "it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you..."
"HEY!!!!" Bakura hissed, "OFF THE HIKARI, NOW!!!!!!"
"Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling 'You Hoo'. Come on, it's lovely weather, for a sleigh ride together with you..."
Malik made his point as he nuzzled next to Ryou, kissing his neck softly. This caused some of Bakura's shadow powers to give him a dark and eerie glow as he glared at the two hikaris.
"Give it a rest Bakura..." Istar said as he looked at his friend, "let them be. Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap let's go! Let's look at the snow! We're riding in a Wonderland of snow!!"
"I'll show you a 'wonderland'," Bakura replied, "and that wonderland is called the SHADOW REALM!!!"
"Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap...it's grand...Oh what the hell!"
The darker half of Malik jumped onto Bakura and...
This is a PG-13 fic and that's a little naughty yaoi scene. So I can't tell ya what those boys were doing...but you probably know by now. All I know that Toon Dragon Ra was watching all of it...
Curious of why his masters really liked white hair boys...a lot.
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Then the door swung open again...speak of the devil.
"Guys!! Anzu cried as she continued her "innocent crying diva" act, "I saw with my very own eyes of Seto Kaiba unleashing his Blue Eyes White Dragon onto Sugoroku!!!"
"WHAT?!!!" everyone else cried.
Perfect, Anzu thought, they are all falling for it.
"Okay..." Zero began, "I knew Seto was heartless and insane...but not this ruthless! He has Mokuba on his side."
"Are you sure it's really is Seto?" Yugi asked as he looked at Anzu.
"Of course!!!" Anzu snapped, "Now come on and get to the hospital!!!"
She then looked at the others, then turned to faced Yugi and the love of her life...Yami.
"Excuse me..." Anzu said softly as she looked at Yami in hopes to get his attention, "but why do you have a bunch of freaks in your store?"
"We're not freaks, my dear lady!" Ryo-ran cried politely, "Toon Magician Girl and myself are loyal Toon creatures who live under the White Knight's rule, or as you call him in the human realm...Pegasus."
"And the other two?" Anzu turned to face Zero and Vanessa.
"I'll answer that," Zero said, "we're friends of Yugi when he was staying in Montreal to hide from Pegasus. I'm Zero and this here is Vanessa, a great artist and also a great duelist too...but she kinda stopped when she fought Pegasus."
"Did she lose?"
"No..." Vanessa replied, "I won....but I can't duel anymore."
"HA!!!!" Anzu cried as she look and Vanessa, "You're pathetic!! You won't duel anymore because you 'won'?! What kind of idiot stops playing after they defeated the creator of the game?!"
"You wouldn't understand. I almost lost myself in that duel..."
"Why don't you do your decks a favour and sell them who duelists who need those cards?!!!"
Silence. Everyone else was shocked with Anzu's mouth...especially Yugi. Zero dropped the bag of gifts as Vanessa looked down.
Anzu smirked as she folded her arms, still keeping her eyes on Vanessa.
"And you should be lost!" Anzu cackled, "The world doesn't need another weak patheic loser who mopes around because she was in love with A DEAD WHORE!!!!"
SLAP!!!!
****
Everyone else was shocked more than before. A red mark was on one of Anzu's soft cheeks. The blue eyed brunnette was massaging the branded sore red spot.
Vanessa, the other brunnette and wore glasses, had backhanded the cute innocent friendship ranting wretch.
"Well," Ryo-ran commented, "that wasn't very nice."
"Wow Vanessa," Zero replied, "I never knew you can throw those powerful type of bitch-slaps."
Vanessa looked to face Anzu. Her body was somewhat shivering.
"I may be a pathetic artist..." Vanessa began, "I may be a crappy player with good cards, but...don't you dare talk bad about my friends, especially Cecilia-chan!!!"
"But look at them!!!" Anzu pouted, "You're friends with a dumb blonde who thinks he's a dumbass Megaman character and a midjet who's the only obstacle in my way of getting close to the man of my dreams!!"
"HEY!!!" Yugi and Zero cried out.
"But forget about that...what's important is we get to the hospital now and we can sue Kaiba for lots and lots of money...enough to have his cooperation to ourselves!!! We can make our favourite cards into montrousity powerful cards!!!"
"But why would we want his cooperation for?" Yugi asked, "We're fine with what we have. Right?"
"Yep..." Vanessa chanted, "because it ain't paradise to put up a parking lot."
And everyone else did agree with the young boy. Anzu sweatdropped as she looked at it.
"You're all idiots..." Anzu muttered.
After that, the two toons, the yami with his hikari, the duelists from Montreal, and...Anzu...left the shop and headed towards the local hospital.
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.....
I'm sorry everyone. I cannot finish this chapter....
Nor finish with this fic as promised from email to a good friend...
I just got word that my dad leaving this Christmas morning to head to Mexico City...
His mother died and he'll be out of my life for one week...
Even if he caused so much trouble and pain in my life....
Why am I crying that he's leaving?
WHY THE HELL AM I CRYING?!!!
......
Happy Holidays everyone and wishes for the best for y'all for the new year.
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
Okay...due to the season and FF.net down....
We present you...THE MUSICAL CHAPTER IN OUR INSANE CHRISTMAS FIC!!! So come on and sing along! Enjoy!
****
And so, the journey of two yamis. One a theif and one who wants to rule the world along with their represented hikaries...
And a golden Toon deity who was cheerfully flapping his wings.
"Gah..." Bakura muttered, "I hate Christmas."
"Christmas isn't so bad..." Malik replied, "I mean we're all together, like the good old days..."
"And if weren't for this stupid author to write 'Dog Days'...I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD THAT FRICKEN EYE!!!"
Uh oh.
Well, after saying that phrase...the white haired yami was instantly struck by lighting, screaming in agonizing pain as the others watched...gawking at the sight. Where ever that bolt of lighting came from...
It gave a sign that it did truely hurt.
Hey Bakura, next time...DO NOT PISS THE AUTHOR! Unless you want the rabid fangirls after ya. Got it?!!!
"She dun wike you..." the Toon Dragon Ra cried as he pointed to the charred Bakura. This caused Bakura to growl at the small golden griffin cub.
"I hear something..." Ryou said.
"Hear what?" Malik asked.
"Hear...what?" Isthar also asked as he looked at Ryou, noticing the innocent boy was quite delightful for the eyes. Okay...so maybe turning the world into an eternal pit of darkness wasn't such a good idea.
"HEY!!!" Bakura growled, "LAY OFF MY HIKARI!!!"
"I hear...." Ryou began, "I hear...hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing. Ring ting tingle-ing too..."
"Come on," Malik chanted as he wrapped his arms around Ryou, "it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you..."
"HEY!!!!" Bakura hissed, "OFF THE HIKARI, NOW!!!!!!"
"Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling 'You Hoo'. Come on, it's lovely weather, for a sleigh ride together with you..."
Malik made his point as he nuzzled next to Ryou, kissing his neck softly. This caused some of Bakura's shadow powers to give him a dark and eerie glow as he glared at the two hikaris.
"Give it a rest Bakura..." Istar said as he looked at his friend, "let them be. Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap let's go! Let's look at the snow! We're riding in a Wonderland of snow!!"
"I'll show you a 'wonderland'," Bakura replied, "and that wonderland is called the SHADOW REALM!!!"
"Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap...it's grand...Oh what the hell!"
The darker half of Malik jumped onto Bakura and...
This is a PG-13 fic and that's a little naughty yaoi scene. So I can't tell ya what those boys were doing...but you probably know by now. All I know that Toon Dragon Ra was watching all of it...
Curious of why his masters really liked white hair boys...a lot.
****
Then the door swung open again...speak of the devil.
"Guys!! Anzu cried as she continued her "innocent crying diva" act, "I saw with my very own eyes of Seto Kaiba unleashing his Blue Eyes White Dragon onto Sugoroku!!!"
"WHAT?!!!" everyone else cried.
Perfect, Anzu thought, they are all falling for it.
"Okay..." Zero began, "I knew Seto was heartless and insane...but not this ruthless! He has Mokuba on his side."
"Are you sure it's really is Seto?" Yugi asked as he looked at Anzu.
"Of course!!!" Anzu snapped, "Now come on and get to the hospital!!!"
She then looked at the others, then turned to faced Yugi and the love of her life...Yami.
"Excuse me..." Anzu said softly as she looked at Yami in hopes to get his attention, "but why do you have a bunch of freaks in your store?"
"We're not freaks, my dear lady!" Ryo-ran cried politely, "Toon Magician Girl and myself are loyal Toon creatures who live under the White Knight's rule, or as you call him in the human realm...Pegasus."
"And the other two?" Anzu turned to face Zero and Vanessa.
"I'll answer that," Zero said, "we're friends of Yugi when he was staying in Montreal to hide from Pegasus. I'm Zero and this here is Vanessa, a great artist and also a great duelist too...but she kinda stopped when she fought Pegasus."
"Did she lose?"
"No..." Vanessa replied, "I won....but I can't duel anymore."
"HA!!!!" Anzu cried as she look and Vanessa, "You're pathetic!! You won't duel anymore because you 'won'?! What kind of idiot stops playing after they defeated the creator of the game?!"
"You wouldn't understand. I almost lost myself in that duel..."
"Why don't you do your decks a favour and sell them who duelists who need those cards?!!!"
Silence. Everyone else was shocked with Anzu's mouth...especially Yugi. Zero dropped the bag of gifts as Vanessa looked down.
Anzu smirked as she folded her arms, still keeping her eyes on Vanessa.
"And you should be lost!" Anzu cackled, "The world doesn't need another weak patheic loser who mopes around because she was in love with A DEAD WHORE!!!!"
SLAP!!!!
****
Everyone else was shocked more than before. A red mark was on one of Anzu's soft cheeks. The blue eyed brunnette was massaging the branded sore red spot.
Vanessa, the other brunnette and wore glasses, had backhanded the cute innocent friendship ranting wretch.
"Well," Ryo-ran commented, "that wasn't very nice."
"Wow Vanessa," Zero replied, "I never knew you can throw those powerful type of bitch-slaps."
Vanessa looked to face Anzu. Her body was somewhat shivering.
"I may be a pathetic artist..." Vanessa began, "I may be a crappy player with good cards, but...don't you dare talk bad about my friends, especially Cecilia-chan!!!"
"But look at them!!!" Anzu pouted, "You're friends with a dumb blonde who thinks he's a dumbass Megaman character and a midjet who's the only obstacle in my way of getting close to the man of my dreams!!"
"HEY!!!" Yugi and Zero cried out.
"But forget about that...what's important is we get to the hospital now and we can sue Kaiba for lots and lots of money...enough to have his cooperation to ourselves!!! We can make our favourite cards into montrousity powerful cards!!!"
"But why would we want his cooperation for?" Yugi asked, "We're fine with what we have. Right?"
"Yep..." Vanessa chanted, "because it ain't paradise to put up a parking lot."
And everyone else did agree with the young boy. Anzu sweatdropped as she looked at it.
"You're all idiots..." Anzu muttered.
After that, the two toons, the yami with his hikari, the duelists from Montreal, and...Anzu...left the shop and headed towards the local hospital.
****
.....
I'm sorry everyone. I cannot finish this chapter....
Nor finish with this fic as promised from email to a good friend...
I just got word that my dad leaving this Christmas morning to head to Mexico City...
His mother died and he'll be out of my life for one week...
Even if he caused so much trouble and pain in my life....
Why am I crying that he's leaving?
WHY THE HELL AM I CRYING?!!!
......
Happy Holidays everyone and wishes for the best for y'all for the new year.
-The Clow Hatter