My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
Good news...we're near the end of this ficcy! So...enjoy.
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Some More Scenes I'll Like to See in Yu-Gi-Oh:
-When Kaiba was presenting himself to the duelists for the Battle City Tourament via his heliocopter...a red-neck accidently shoots him.
-After making some long thing about the "Heart of the Cards" thing, Yami picks a card that WILL NOT SAVE HIM IN A SITUATION!! Oops.
-Did we really needed to see a Toon Summoned Skull with lipstick, eyelinder, and glossy eye shadow on as it gave a wink at Yami? What would be really disturbing if Yami pulled out another Summoned Skull...and it was a transvestite!! Then an all out cat fight with the Summoned Skulls while Yami and Pegasus just sit there and watch. O.o
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The CEO was whistling to himself after returning from another day on the job. No, he wasn't happy that his company was still the most sucessful company ever had...
No..
He was glad he did not see that pyschotic friendship ranting whore who would probably be nagging at him do something "good" for the holidays...
"Hello Seto..." a familiar voice cried out.
Damn it!!! Damn this fic to and the bloody pathetic author to HELL!
"You..." Seto said as he stopped what he was doing and glared at Anzu.
"Well Seto!" Anzu cried cheerfully as she comfronted him, "I'm so glad to see you, especially when you're going to hand you multi-billion company to me!"
"You've got to be kidding me! Why would someone like myself hand over my heir cooperation to an annoying and worthless bitch like you? I do drink, but I won't be drunk enough to fork it over to someone like you!!"
Anzu looked at Seto, giving her him an dark and sinister icey glare.
"Cause if you don't..." Anzu replied, "then Colbalt must deal with you."
"Colbalt?" Seto asked sacatically, "You gave your wimpy Shinning Friendship a name? Are you really that desperate to find someone after realized that the man of your dreams is in love with his own hikari, a person who you've been constantly ignoring?"
Anzu growled slightly. Ooh Seto, will pay for that!!!
"No, Colbalt isn't that..." Anzu said, "Colbalt is..."
Before Anzu could finished, Colbalt appeared to his loving master. As Colbalt landed, a few things began to shake slightly. He then lowered his head as Anzu petted his pearly white scales. Colbalt gave a loud soft growl while Anzu chuckled and continued petting....
HER OWN BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!
Holy shit. Yeah, you can say our Kaiba-boy is fucked now or is he?
"You see..." Anzu began, "you're not the only one who has a Blue Eyes. Colbalt...unlike your other worthless Blue Eyes that you have, DOES LISTEN TO MY ORDERS! And I've order him to hurt Sugoroku and blamed the 'hit and run' on YOU!! Now your three Blue Eyes are all rotting behind bars because of my precious dragon's doing!"
"You bitch!!!" Seto yelled.
"Yes, I am a BITCH!! And that's not all that I am! Go my pretty dragon...KILL KILL!!!"
Colbalt then shaked off Anzu's hands and raised his head into the air. He then opened his mouth and unleashed a devistating blast of white lighting directly at Seto...
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Another reason why the Black Magician was paired up with Chaos for holiday shopping was the fact that Chaos had a tendancy to flirt...
Flirting with the WRONG TYPE OF PEOPLE!!
Chaos thought he saw this long hair brunnette dressed in black who was just the "perfect" type for his afternoon's quickies.
It turned out to be Chaos' arch rival; The Black Luster Soldier.
No, Chaos did not have any problems with the Black Luster Soldier...it was the other way around. The legendary knight of darkness hated when the dark chaos God, Set, created another creature to down his chaotic powers to get rid of Amon Ra Yami.
Oh yes...and the popularity the fancy black haired mage had.
Somehow, the Black Luster Soldier will get his revenge on the Magician on Black Chaos by taking something very precious from him, but in the meantime...
He then send those two mages flying across the mall with his powerful sword attacks.
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Yugi, Yami, and Vanessa were out of the hospital. The Ryo-ran and the Toon Magician Girl were carrying out a dazed Zero.
"I am Zero the Batasai!" Zero yelled, "I must avenge my father's death!!"
"Anzu must really hit him that hard," the Toon Magician Girl said.
"That's it," Vanessa replied as she drew out two cards, "no more Kenshin for you. In the meantime, if it's a dragon were fighting against...then dragons we need!! Lord of D, come out!"
The two cards began to glow as the unleashed the spellcaster of dragons, whom was playing his flute. With the flute, not only did the Lord of D summoned two of Vanessa's dragons, Hyozanryu and Koumori Dragon...
But it also summoned forth two other dragons each from Yugi's and Zero's deck.
Curse of Dragon and Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress from Yugi's deck.
Red Eyes Black Dragon and another Blue Eyes White Dragon from Zero's deck.
"How the hell did you get a hold of a Blue Eyes?!" Yugi asked
"Well funny thing happened," Zero began as he chuckled, "when my girlfriend had bought me a Red Eyes Black Dragon tin...it also came with a Blue Eyes White Dragon as well. So I was stuck with it."
"And you didn't use it against Anzu?!!"
"I didn't knew that bitch had a Blue Eyes and I've got mine but it was too late to use it."
Vanessa looked at everyone.
"We need to split up and find what Anzu had done to Seto's dragons," Vanessa said, "and stop her from abusing her own dragons! I know Petit Dragon, the Magician of Black Chaos, and my Black Magician are already out there. I hope they can help us...so we must find them and other people can help us."
"I'll go with Zero and see if we can find Jou...along with the other Blue Eyes," Yugi replied, "maybe we should bring Lord of D along, just in cause they don't believe our story."
"You go do that. Guess it'll be up to me an Yami to fend off Anzu's pyschotic Blue Eyes."
"I'll help too," Ryo-ran said, "I may be a Toon Dragon, but I won't let someone like Anzu get away like this!"
"We'll probably need all the help we got."
"Uh..." Zero asked, "Domino City isn't a small city. How are we going find our friends? And I don't think public transportation will allow dragons on their vechicles."
"Idiot," the Lord of D said, "we ride these dragons."
"Ride?! But don't they..."
"Not at all. It's quite simple to ride these legendary beasts. There are three rules you must follow while riding dragons. One, you can either stand or sit comfortablely on the dragon you wish to ride on. Two, you must have self confidence in youself and your dragon. Finally...you must never look down, other wise your dragon may tend to be distracted and could lead you to your down fall."
"Eep. Vanessa, maybe we should think..."
Before Zero could finished, Vanessa was on the Koumori Dragon while Yami was on his Curse of Dragon and the Toon Magician Girl was on the Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress.
"Hey!" the Toon Magician Girl cried, "This is fun!"
"Meh?!" Zero cried out.
Zero's Red Eye Black Dragon slightly nudged him in the back while Zero's Blue Eyes White Dragon was lowering his head and gesturing the young Yugi to ride him.
"Hey okay!" Zero chuckled, "I'll ride you! You don't have to tickle me with your nudges. I give! I give!"
The black dragon smiled as his master started to get on him.
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The small group was about to finish up of their shopping. Then Honda turned to face Pegasus.
"Do magicians fly?" Honda asked.
"No..." Pegasus replied, "I don't remember creating a spellcaster that has the ability of flight in Duel Monsters."
"Well, they do now."
"What?"
The Magician of Black Chaos and the Black Magician flew and slammed into the group, which caused everyone to fall down.
"I will never piss the Black Luster Soldier ever again as long as I live..." the violet hair mage muttered as he was on top of Isis and Otogi.
"Ra..." Isis muttered, "get off me!!"
"And I thought Yugi was bad when he used his Black Magician," Otogi replied.
"Oooh hello," Chaos grinned sheepishly as he realized he was on a blue eyed blonde lady, "I don't believe we have meet. How about you and me spend some time together? It'll be quite fun."
"Excuse me?" Cecilia asked.
"LAY OFF MY WIFE, YOU PEVERTED BLACK MAGE!!" Pegasus growled as his golden eye began to glimmer with power.
"THE WHITE KNIGHT?!!!" the Black Magician and Magician of Black Chaos cried as they quickly got up along with everyone else.
Shit...this was not a good time to piss the White Knight, especially after almost getting their asses kicked by a black soldier of chaos.
"The 'White Knight'?" Shizuka asked.
"It's a nickname the creatures from the Shadow Realm tend to give me since I seemed like a saviour to resurrect them once more," Pegasus began, "but I think I've regretted in ever doing so."
"HEY!!" Chaos cried, "Well, at least once I admit my love to Master-chan...I'm sure she will graciously accept it...just like's a romantic dream coming true."
"Would you please give it a rest?!" the Black Magician asked, "Master is very different than the other girls!!"
"Which makes her very easily to claim as my own! Maybe I can help her return back to duel once again!"
"But Chaos, what you plan for the master is to fuc..."
Before the Black Magician could continue, Kemo had appeared with a gun.
"Finally I got a hold of you mages," Kemo said, "now I'll stop you from trying to get near your master so Anzu can get rid of Seto and take over his cooperation without you two interfearing!"
He then aimed his gun at the mages, wondering which mage he should shoot first. Both Chaos and the Black Magician sweatdropped.
"We're magicians..." the Black Magician said, "not deer. But since you want to stop us..."
The Black Magician then pulled out his staff and began doing twirls while flipping his staff into the air. Everyone was watching the little act...
Then after being amazed my the act...the violet hair maged used his staff to whap Kemo on his head and causing the flunky body guard to collaspe.
Everyone else was clapping.
"Now..." Chaos began, "if what Kemo said was true...then we do need to help Seto and get to our master right away!"
"It's the truth..." Pegasus said as the golden eye returned to normal, "Kemo never knew how to keep his mouth shut at times, which is why I fired him."
"Quickly!!" Honda chanted, "To the Batmoble!!"
"What 'batmoble'?" Mai asked.
"Uh...nevermind. I just always wanted to say that in a dramatic situation like this."
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Three dragons were flying across the city, carrying their masters on their backs and another dragon joined along with them. All of the dragons were seaching for Anzu and her own Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Vanessa turned to face Yami.
"What's Anzu problem?" Vanessa asked.
"She can't admit the fact that the one she truely desires is in love with someone she truely loathes," Yami replied as he held onto his Curse of Dragon, "ever since then, she's been trying to seperate my hikari and myself with ridculious hair-brain scemes that always back-fire on her."
"Well, what the hell does Seto have to do with this?"
"Think about it," Ryo-ran began as he flapped his wings, "Seto Kaiba may be a heartless insensitive asshole...but he has lots of resources such as technology and money. Perhaps, if Anzu does take over his company, she could finally succeed in litterally controlling Yami to be her man servant for the rest of his life."
"That bitch!!!" Yami yelled, "Can she actually DO SUCH A THING?!!"
"If one got the billion of dollars to do so," Vanessa commented, "I guess those people were right when they said 'money is the root of all evil'."
Before the dragons could continue, a blast was then heard. It sounded like a dragon alreading unleashing his powerful attack.
"Guys," the Toon Magician Girl said as she was on the Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress, "I think we found Anzu and Colbalt."
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The officer from the police department walked towards the group.
"We're sorry for the arrests of your dragons," he said as he looked at everyone, "someone told us that it was all one big lie done by Anzu Mazaki in order to frame Seto Kaiba in hurting Sugoroku Mutou."
"I knew my brother was innocent all along!" Mokuba cried.
"You're all free to go."
And so the three Blue Eyes White Dragons were freed from their large handcuffs. Tobias was slightly upset when he heard those dragons were free.
No, it's not that he hated them. He just hated Tidus trying to get underneath his scales 24/7
"All right!" Daisy replied, "Hear that Chi Chi? You're innocent! You didn't be a bad boy today."
"WHOO HOO!!" Chi Chi yelled as he jumped in the air enthusiacally.
"But..." Jou asked, "who the hell helped us during this time? Was it a Christmas mircle?"
"And I thought I was too old to believe in mircles, Jou-boy..." a familiar voice replied.
Cringe. Not again. Jou and Mokuba saw who had already helped them...Pegasus and the others.
"Blackie!!" the elven guardian cried as he saw the violet hair mage.
"Celty!!" the Black Magician replied.
And so, the Celtic Guardian leaped towards his favorite mage and lover. The two of them were foundling and caresing each other with warming kisses and such.
This caused the blue skinned black haired mage to slightly bite his lip. He wish he could have done that to the master...
But she will never let him do such a thing...because she was never taught how to love. The master always followed by her head, insticts, and knowledge. She never followed her heart whatsoever...
Perhaps that's why she's so empty.
She would be paralyzed by his gaze or even fliched in fear. Chaos liked when enemies did so...
He didn't like when his master did that at all. It made all those times he pleased the Harpie Ladies or any other monster seem as a vicious act.
Chi Chi looked up at Chaos.
"Something wrong?" Chi Chi asked.
"Nothing..." Chaos muttered, "it's just that my master is a true coward."
"That's bad."
"Yes...yet, it is..."
"Hey!!" Zero cried as he and Yugi ran to see the others, "What about us?!"
"How did you guys get here so fast?" Honda asked as he looked at them.
"We used our dragons..."
"No time how we managed that," Yugi began as he looked at everyone, "Anzu is attacking the town with her Blue Eyes White Dragon! She probably used to frame Seto in the first place!"
"WHAT?!!" everyone else replied.
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The blast was finished. Anzu had a devious smile on her face. She was happy that she finally got rid of that vile CEO...
Then her smile turned into a frown when Seto was still standing. Right in front of Seto was another creature was stranding and had taken the blast...
It was a small golden griffin that was embeded with jewels and had a few bruises from taking the electrical attack. It wore a white short sleeve top that had the picture of the sun as a bandage was on its' solid gold beck. The creature almost looked like the legendary and most powerful final God Card there was...
The God of Sun, Dragon...
"Toon Dragon Ra!!" Malik cried as he ran towards the small golden griffen cub and held it in his arms, "You could have gotten youself hurt!"
"But I helwped saved Seyto, didn't I?" Toon Dragon Ra chirped as he waved his tail, "We had stop Anzoo from hurwting wothers."
A Toon...
Cringe.
Seto didn't want to see this. HE DID NOT WANT TO BELIEVE THIS!!
No, Toons were diabotical vicious creatures that prey on helpless mindles Toons for their own sick amusement! They play with themselves...AND RIP EACH OTHER TO PIECES!!!
Toons do not help people...
They hurt other...
They HURT!!!
A dark pain surged back to Seto, cause the blue eyed brunette to shiver into a slight convulions...revealing those dark memories once again. Those same memories he was trying to hid from everyone, especially Pegasus!!
Ryou, Anzu, Colbalt, Malik, Kiki, and Toon Dragon Ra were looking at the badly somewhat horrified Kaiba.
"It's just a fricken Toon," Bakura muttered.
"I'd never knew Seto didn't like Toons," Anzu said, "oh well, Colbat...I order you to..."
"Not so fast!!!" Kiki said as she lunged at Anzu and bit her by the hand.
"OW!!! You little wyrn!!!"
"That's Petit Dragon to you!!" And Kiki bit Anzu's hand harder, causing Anzu to hiss in pain.
Vanessa and Yami had quickly arrived with their dragons. Anzu stopped winced in pain to gaze at Yami romatically...
The glared when when another woman was with him.
"YOU!!!" Anzu cried.
"Master!" Kiki cried out, "You've made it!"
Anzu was walking towards Vanessa, glaring at her.
"You..." Anzu growled, "You've...STOLEN MY YAMI!!!!"
"What?" Vanessa asked as she got off her Koumori Dragon.
"That's how you defeated Pegasas...you must had used his aid to defeat the powerful creator!!"
"I don..."
"SILENCE!!!" Anzu yelled, "You did! Or else he won't be here with you now!! Therefore...instead of killing Yugi....I SHOULD BE KILLING YOU!!!"
And after saying that, something dark and twisted happened...
Anzu started to crack...BIG TIME.
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Next Chapter: The Bitter End. Enjoy. Whee...
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
Good news...we're near the end of this ficcy! So...enjoy.
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Some More Scenes I'll Like to See in Yu-Gi-Oh:
-When Kaiba was presenting himself to the duelists for the Battle City Tourament via his heliocopter...a red-neck accidently shoots him.
-After making some long thing about the "Heart of the Cards" thing, Yami picks a card that WILL NOT SAVE HIM IN A SITUATION!! Oops.
-Did we really needed to see a Toon Summoned Skull with lipstick, eyelinder, and glossy eye shadow on as it gave a wink at Yami? What would be really disturbing if Yami pulled out another Summoned Skull...and it was a transvestite!! Then an all out cat fight with the Summoned Skulls while Yami and Pegasus just sit there and watch. O.o
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The CEO was whistling to himself after returning from another day on the job. No, he wasn't happy that his company was still the most sucessful company ever had...
No..
He was glad he did not see that pyschotic friendship ranting whore who would probably be nagging at him do something "good" for the holidays...
"Hello Seto..." a familiar voice cried out.
Damn it!!! Damn this fic to and the bloody pathetic author to HELL!
"You..." Seto said as he stopped what he was doing and glared at Anzu.
"Well Seto!" Anzu cried cheerfully as she comfronted him, "I'm so glad to see you, especially when you're going to hand you multi-billion company to me!"
"You've got to be kidding me! Why would someone like myself hand over my heir cooperation to an annoying and worthless bitch like you? I do drink, but I won't be drunk enough to fork it over to someone like you!!"
Anzu looked at Seto, giving her him an dark and sinister icey glare.
"Cause if you don't..." Anzu replied, "then Colbalt must deal with you."
"Colbalt?" Seto asked sacatically, "You gave your wimpy Shinning Friendship a name? Are you really that desperate to find someone after realized that the man of your dreams is in love with his own hikari, a person who you've been constantly ignoring?"
Anzu growled slightly. Ooh Seto, will pay for that!!!
"No, Colbalt isn't that..." Anzu said, "Colbalt is..."
Before Anzu could finished, Colbalt appeared to his loving master. As Colbalt landed, a few things began to shake slightly. He then lowered his head as Anzu petted his pearly white scales. Colbalt gave a loud soft growl while Anzu chuckled and continued petting....
HER OWN BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!
Holy shit. Yeah, you can say our Kaiba-boy is fucked now or is he?
"You see..." Anzu began, "you're not the only one who has a Blue Eyes. Colbalt...unlike your other worthless Blue Eyes that you have, DOES LISTEN TO MY ORDERS! And I've order him to hurt Sugoroku and blamed the 'hit and run' on YOU!! Now your three Blue Eyes are all rotting behind bars because of my precious dragon's doing!"
"You bitch!!!" Seto yelled.
"Yes, I am a BITCH!! And that's not all that I am! Go my pretty dragon...KILL KILL!!!"
Colbalt then shaked off Anzu's hands and raised his head into the air. He then opened his mouth and unleashed a devistating blast of white lighting directly at Seto...
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Another reason why the Black Magician was paired up with Chaos for holiday shopping was the fact that Chaos had a tendancy to flirt...
Flirting with the WRONG TYPE OF PEOPLE!!
Chaos thought he saw this long hair brunnette dressed in black who was just the "perfect" type for his afternoon's quickies.
It turned out to be Chaos' arch rival; The Black Luster Soldier.
No, Chaos did not have any problems with the Black Luster Soldier...it was the other way around. The legendary knight of darkness hated when the dark chaos God, Set, created another creature to down his chaotic powers to get rid of Amon Ra Yami.
Oh yes...and the popularity the fancy black haired mage had.
Somehow, the Black Luster Soldier will get his revenge on the Magician on Black Chaos by taking something very precious from him, but in the meantime...
He then send those two mages flying across the mall with his powerful sword attacks.
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Yugi, Yami, and Vanessa were out of the hospital. The Ryo-ran and the Toon Magician Girl were carrying out a dazed Zero.
"I am Zero the Batasai!" Zero yelled, "I must avenge my father's death!!"
"Anzu must really hit him that hard," the Toon Magician Girl said.
"That's it," Vanessa replied as she drew out two cards, "no more Kenshin for you. In the meantime, if it's a dragon were fighting against...then dragons we need!! Lord of D, come out!"
The two cards began to glow as the unleashed the spellcaster of dragons, whom was playing his flute. With the flute, not only did the Lord of D summoned two of Vanessa's dragons, Hyozanryu and Koumori Dragon...
But it also summoned forth two other dragons each from Yugi's and Zero's deck.
Curse of Dragon and Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress from Yugi's deck.
Red Eyes Black Dragon and another Blue Eyes White Dragon from Zero's deck.
"How the hell did you get a hold of a Blue Eyes?!" Yugi asked
"Well funny thing happened," Zero began as he chuckled, "when my girlfriend had bought me a Red Eyes Black Dragon tin...it also came with a Blue Eyes White Dragon as well. So I was stuck with it."
"And you didn't use it against Anzu?!!"
"I didn't knew that bitch had a Blue Eyes and I've got mine but it was too late to use it."
Vanessa looked at everyone.
"We need to split up and find what Anzu had done to Seto's dragons," Vanessa said, "and stop her from abusing her own dragons! I know Petit Dragon, the Magician of Black Chaos, and my Black Magician are already out there. I hope they can help us...so we must find them and other people can help us."
"I'll go with Zero and see if we can find Jou...along with the other Blue Eyes," Yugi replied, "maybe we should bring Lord of D along, just in cause they don't believe our story."
"You go do that. Guess it'll be up to me an Yami to fend off Anzu's pyschotic Blue Eyes."
"I'll help too," Ryo-ran said, "I may be a Toon Dragon, but I won't let someone like Anzu get away like this!"
"We'll probably need all the help we got."
"Uh..." Zero asked, "Domino City isn't a small city. How are we going find our friends? And I don't think public transportation will allow dragons on their vechicles."
"Idiot," the Lord of D said, "we ride these dragons."
"Ride?! But don't they..."
"Not at all. It's quite simple to ride these legendary beasts. There are three rules you must follow while riding dragons. One, you can either stand or sit comfortablely on the dragon you wish to ride on. Two, you must have self confidence in youself and your dragon. Finally...you must never look down, other wise your dragon may tend to be distracted and could lead you to your down fall."
"Eep. Vanessa, maybe we should think..."
Before Zero could finished, Vanessa was on the Koumori Dragon while Yami was on his Curse of Dragon and the Toon Magician Girl was on the Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress.
"Hey!" the Toon Magician Girl cried, "This is fun!"
"Meh?!" Zero cried out.
Zero's Red Eye Black Dragon slightly nudged him in the back while Zero's Blue Eyes White Dragon was lowering his head and gesturing the young Yugi to ride him.
"Hey okay!" Zero chuckled, "I'll ride you! You don't have to tickle me with your nudges. I give! I give!"
The black dragon smiled as his master started to get on him.
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The small group was about to finish up of their shopping. Then Honda turned to face Pegasus.
"Do magicians fly?" Honda asked.
"No..." Pegasus replied, "I don't remember creating a spellcaster that has the ability of flight in Duel Monsters."
"Well, they do now."
"What?"
The Magician of Black Chaos and the Black Magician flew and slammed into the group, which caused everyone to fall down.
"I will never piss the Black Luster Soldier ever again as long as I live..." the violet hair mage muttered as he was on top of Isis and Otogi.
"Ra..." Isis muttered, "get off me!!"
"And I thought Yugi was bad when he used his Black Magician," Otogi replied.
"Oooh hello," Chaos grinned sheepishly as he realized he was on a blue eyed blonde lady, "I don't believe we have meet. How about you and me spend some time together? It'll be quite fun."
"Excuse me?" Cecilia asked.
"LAY OFF MY WIFE, YOU PEVERTED BLACK MAGE!!" Pegasus growled as his golden eye began to glimmer with power.
"THE WHITE KNIGHT?!!!" the Black Magician and Magician of Black Chaos cried as they quickly got up along with everyone else.
Shit...this was not a good time to piss the White Knight, especially after almost getting their asses kicked by a black soldier of chaos.
"The 'White Knight'?" Shizuka asked.
"It's a nickname the creatures from the Shadow Realm tend to give me since I seemed like a saviour to resurrect them once more," Pegasus began, "but I think I've regretted in ever doing so."
"HEY!!" Chaos cried, "Well, at least once I admit my love to Master-chan...I'm sure she will graciously accept it...just like's a romantic dream coming true."
"Would you please give it a rest?!" the Black Magician asked, "Master is very different than the other girls!!"
"Which makes her very easily to claim as my own! Maybe I can help her return back to duel once again!"
"But Chaos, what you plan for the master is to fuc..."
Before the Black Magician could continue, Kemo had appeared with a gun.
"Finally I got a hold of you mages," Kemo said, "now I'll stop you from trying to get near your master so Anzu can get rid of Seto and take over his cooperation without you two interfearing!"
He then aimed his gun at the mages, wondering which mage he should shoot first. Both Chaos and the Black Magician sweatdropped.
"We're magicians..." the Black Magician said, "not deer. But since you want to stop us..."
The Black Magician then pulled out his staff and began doing twirls while flipping his staff into the air. Everyone was watching the little act...
Then after being amazed my the act...the violet hair maged used his staff to whap Kemo on his head and causing the flunky body guard to collaspe.
Everyone else was clapping.
"Now..." Chaos began, "if what Kemo said was true...then we do need to help Seto and get to our master right away!"
"It's the truth..." Pegasus said as the golden eye returned to normal, "Kemo never knew how to keep his mouth shut at times, which is why I fired him."
"Quickly!!" Honda chanted, "To the Batmoble!!"
"What 'batmoble'?" Mai asked.
"Uh...nevermind. I just always wanted to say that in a dramatic situation like this."
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Three dragons were flying across the city, carrying their masters on their backs and another dragon joined along with them. All of the dragons were seaching for Anzu and her own Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Vanessa turned to face Yami.
"What's Anzu problem?" Vanessa asked.
"She can't admit the fact that the one she truely desires is in love with someone she truely loathes," Yami replied as he held onto his Curse of Dragon, "ever since then, she's been trying to seperate my hikari and myself with ridculious hair-brain scemes that always back-fire on her."
"Well, what the hell does Seto have to do with this?"
"Think about it," Ryo-ran began as he flapped his wings, "Seto Kaiba may be a heartless insensitive asshole...but he has lots of resources such as technology and money. Perhaps, if Anzu does take over his company, she could finally succeed in litterally controlling Yami to be her man servant for the rest of his life."
"That bitch!!!" Yami yelled, "Can she actually DO SUCH A THING?!!"
"If one got the billion of dollars to do so," Vanessa commented, "I guess those people were right when they said 'money is the root of all evil'."
Before the dragons could continue, a blast was then heard. It sounded like a dragon alreading unleashing his powerful attack.
"Guys," the Toon Magician Girl said as she was on the Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress, "I think we found Anzu and Colbalt."
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The officer from the police department walked towards the group.
"We're sorry for the arrests of your dragons," he said as he looked at everyone, "someone told us that it was all one big lie done by Anzu Mazaki in order to frame Seto Kaiba in hurting Sugoroku Mutou."
"I knew my brother was innocent all along!" Mokuba cried.
"You're all free to go."
And so the three Blue Eyes White Dragons were freed from their large handcuffs. Tobias was slightly upset when he heard those dragons were free.
No, it's not that he hated them. He just hated Tidus trying to get underneath his scales 24/7
"All right!" Daisy replied, "Hear that Chi Chi? You're innocent! You didn't be a bad boy today."
"WHOO HOO!!" Chi Chi yelled as he jumped in the air enthusiacally.
"But..." Jou asked, "who the hell helped us during this time? Was it a Christmas mircle?"
"And I thought I was too old to believe in mircles, Jou-boy..." a familiar voice replied.
Cringe. Not again. Jou and Mokuba saw who had already helped them...Pegasus and the others.
"Blackie!!" the elven guardian cried as he saw the violet hair mage.
"Celty!!" the Black Magician replied.
And so, the Celtic Guardian leaped towards his favorite mage and lover. The two of them were foundling and caresing each other with warming kisses and such.
This caused the blue skinned black haired mage to slightly bite his lip. He wish he could have done that to the master...
But she will never let him do such a thing...because she was never taught how to love. The master always followed by her head, insticts, and knowledge. She never followed her heart whatsoever...
Perhaps that's why she's so empty.
She would be paralyzed by his gaze or even fliched in fear. Chaos liked when enemies did so...
He didn't like when his master did that at all. It made all those times he pleased the Harpie Ladies or any other monster seem as a vicious act.
Chi Chi looked up at Chaos.
"Something wrong?" Chi Chi asked.
"Nothing..." Chaos muttered, "it's just that my master is a true coward."
"That's bad."
"Yes...yet, it is..."
"Hey!!" Zero cried as he and Yugi ran to see the others, "What about us?!"
"How did you guys get here so fast?" Honda asked as he looked at them.
"We used our dragons..."
"No time how we managed that," Yugi began as he looked at everyone, "Anzu is attacking the town with her Blue Eyes White Dragon! She probably used to frame Seto in the first place!"
"WHAT?!!" everyone else replied.
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The blast was finished. Anzu had a devious smile on her face. She was happy that she finally got rid of that vile CEO...
Then her smile turned into a frown when Seto was still standing. Right in front of Seto was another creature was stranding and had taken the blast...
It was a small golden griffin that was embeded with jewels and had a few bruises from taking the electrical attack. It wore a white short sleeve top that had the picture of the sun as a bandage was on its' solid gold beck. The creature almost looked like the legendary and most powerful final God Card there was...
The God of Sun, Dragon...
"Toon Dragon Ra!!" Malik cried as he ran towards the small golden griffen cub and held it in his arms, "You could have gotten youself hurt!"
"But I helwped saved Seyto, didn't I?" Toon Dragon Ra chirped as he waved his tail, "We had stop Anzoo from hurwting wothers."
A Toon...
Cringe.
Seto didn't want to see this. HE DID NOT WANT TO BELIEVE THIS!!
No, Toons were diabotical vicious creatures that prey on helpless mindles Toons for their own sick amusement! They play with themselves...AND RIP EACH OTHER TO PIECES!!!
Toons do not help people...
They hurt other...
They HURT!!!
A dark pain surged back to Seto, cause the blue eyed brunette to shiver into a slight convulions...revealing those dark memories once again. Those same memories he was trying to hid from everyone, especially Pegasus!!
Ryou, Anzu, Colbalt, Malik, Kiki, and Toon Dragon Ra were looking at the badly somewhat horrified Kaiba.
"It's just a fricken Toon," Bakura muttered.
"I'd never knew Seto didn't like Toons," Anzu said, "oh well, Colbat...I order you to..."
"Not so fast!!!" Kiki said as she lunged at Anzu and bit her by the hand.
"OW!!! You little wyrn!!!"
"That's Petit Dragon to you!!" And Kiki bit Anzu's hand harder, causing Anzu to hiss in pain.
Vanessa and Yami had quickly arrived with their dragons. Anzu stopped winced in pain to gaze at Yami romatically...
The glared when when another woman was with him.
"YOU!!!" Anzu cried.
"Master!" Kiki cried out, "You've made it!"
Anzu was walking towards Vanessa, glaring at her.
"You..." Anzu growled, "You've...STOLEN MY YAMI!!!!"
"What?" Vanessa asked as she got off her Koumori Dragon.
"That's how you defeated Pegasas...you must had used his aid to defeat the powerful creator!!"
"I don..."
"SILENCE!!!" Anzu yelled, "You did! Or else he won't be here with you now!! Therefore...instead of killing Yugi....I SHOULD BE KILLING YOU!!!"
And after saying that, something dark and twisted happened...
Anzu started to crack...BIG TIME.
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Next Chapter: The Bitter End. Enjoy. Whee...
-The Clow Hatter