(I do not own an of the Mario Characters)

Yoshi Eats Fruit.

Yoshi ate lots of fruit. Yoshi ate a lot of fruit. Yoshi ate so much fruit, he burped so loud, Mario could hear him. Yoshi went to bed to dream about fruit.

When Yoshi woke up it seemed that fruit was the only thing on his mind. So he ate fruit. He ate a lot of fruit. Yoshi burped so load Lugi could hear him. Yoshi went to bed to dream about fruit.

But tomorrow would be different. (Wink.)

The next day Yoshi went to eat fruit but he got full and blew up. Mario, Peach, Luigi were there for some reason. "Yoshi is dead," said Mario "Who is going to help me in 'Super Mario Sunshine 2: Bowsers Stinkmobile.' " Peach and Luigi stared at him. "I know I'll do a eating contest whoever eats the most I get to ride on to beat Bowsers Stinkmobile."

So Mario started the eating contest. In the end FLUDD won because he sucked up all the food. "I'm sorry FLUDD but your resume doesn't look good it says here you have a brief history of F's in school look at your 5th Grade Book Report F- and all you wrote was 'you suck' and spelled suck c-u-c-k," said Mario. "Mario you made that up. I never went to school. I was created by a Hobo named Joe. You just did made that resume so you could get that Orange Cute Girl Yoshi who barley eats," said FLUDD. But Mario already left with the orange Yoshi.

Bowser was in his Stinkmobile going through Isle Delfino. And it was going through town at 1 mph. "I miss the old days," said Bowser. The smell was so horrible that people just stayed in their house. Then Mario arrived with the Cute Yoshi and rammed into in. Mario fell down and the Yoshi stupidly ran into the water.

Yoshi sensed that Mario was in trouble so for some reason he put himself together. Then ate the Stinkmobile which tasted horrible. "Yoshi," said Mario "You saved me. But I like the other Orange Yoshi better." Yoshi then ate Mario.

The next morning Yoshi ate fruit. Yoshi ate a lot of fruit. Yoshi ate so much fruit he burped so loud that Mario came out of his mouth and ran to Luigi crying. Yoshi went to bed to dream about fruit.