My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
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Anzu was walking towards Vanessa, glaring at her.
"You..." Anzu growled, "You've...STOLEN MY YAMI!!!!"
"What?" Vanessa asked as she got off her Koumori Dragon.
"That's how you defeated Pegasas...you must had used his aid to defeat the powerful creator!!"
"I don..."
"SILENCE!!!" Anzu yelled, "You did! Or else he won't be here with you now!! Therefore...instead of killing Yugi....I SHOULD BE KILLING YOU!!!"
And after saying that, something dark and twisted happened...
Anzu started to crack...BIG TIME.
"Let me explain!!" Yami began as he go off her Curse of Dragon, "
Before Yami could continue, Anzu had hired Colbalt to fire his attack once again...causing the former 5,000 year old pharoah spirit to go flying and slamming viciously into a parked car. The Toon Magician Girl quickly ran over to help him.
"Whoo!!" Bakura chanted, "Hit me!! Hit me!!"
Anzu grinned as she did. Colbalt fired again and stuck the two "I wanna take over the world" yamis, but..
He also struck the two hikaris as well. The white haired teen and the tanned blonde collasped onto the ground with bruises covering their body. Anzu cackled with glee as she loved the site of loved one being hurt...
"Hey!!!" Isthar hissed, "That wasn't part of the plan!!!"
Anzu didn't care. She then used Colbalt to attack the two yamis with another devistating blast!!
Now everyone will feel her "nice" pain of how Yami broke up with HER!!!
"That wasn't very nice at all!" Ryo-ran cried out.
"You...." Kiki growled, "MEANIE!!!"
The Petit Dragon was about to bite Anzu again...but Anzu smacked the dragon away. Another creature the brunette had caused to go flying.
"Kiki!!" Ryo-ran yelled as he caught the small dragon in his claws.
The Petit Dragon was definately knocked out. Her small eyes had turned into mini spirals that went round and round and round...
Well, you get the picture.
"This is too rich!!!" Anzu cried out, "I can't believe I'm up against such WEAKLINGS!!! How can these pathetic people ever become duelists is quite a mystery to me. Or is Duel Monsters a game for the stupid?"
Weak...
Pathetic...
Stupid...
Those were the same words that Vanessa's father always used.
Father...
Vanessa then pulled out her deck and pulled out a card from it. It was her favourite magic card...
"Ra..." Vanessa began, "ra...ra...RAIGEKI!!!"
Out of nowhere, a massive blast of lighting appeared and stuck down the legendary white dragon as it was mere lizard...compared to the massive power that Raigeki held.
Anzu backed away as she looked at Vanessa. Colbalt, the indestructable dragon, was destroyed by a mere shock of lighting...but how?!!
"You've abused the purpose of your monsters..." Vanessa began, "almost like I did one time."
"Don't you dare compare yourself to me, wretch!!" Anzu replied, "I'm much better than a pesky hispainic whore who can't duel for shit!! You better apoligize for smacking me and destroying my precious Blue Eyes!!"
"I'm sorry...but it isn't for slapping you or hurting your dragon..."
"What?"
"I'm sorry for the way you treated your creatures!!!"
Anzu looked at Vanessa while she pulled out another creature.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!" Anzu hissed as she unleashed another creature.
It was no guess what it was. Vanessa started screaming as the creature unleashed his powerful spell from his blue staff. Every inch of her body was struck with a dark pain causing her to scream louder as she weakly fell onto her knees.
The creature then threw his attack at Winged Dragon, Curse of Dragon, and Koumori Dragon...turning those three legendary dragons back to their card form once more.
Anzu smiled again. Her own Black Magician appeared and stood next to her.
"You're not the only one that owes a Black Magician..." Anzu smirked, "and soon you won't be needing a Black Magician to save your worthless hide!!"
****
Tobias and Tidus were shocked while both were out of the police station.
Right in front of them was another Red Eyes Black Dragon and another Blue Eyes White Dragon. The black dragon was licking the white dragon and the white dragon was giving a comforting soft growl as it nuzzled the black dragon.
"I'm seeing things....right?" Tobias asked as he looked at everyone.
"Yeah..." Tidus replied, "it has to be some trick...right?"
"No..." the Lord of D said, "those dragons definately do seem like they are enjoying each other company."
"But..." Tobias whimpered, "Red Eyes and Blue Eyes are supposed to hate each other?!"
Zero looked at everyone.
"I guess you've already met my dragons," Zero said, "yeah, those two can be real friendly at times...just like me and Daisy."
"Or Jou and Seto..." Mokuba commented.
Jounouchi's face went red again.
"Uh..." Shizuka began, "maybe we should find Kaiba before my brother ends up being cherry red for Christmas?"
"But how will we find Seto or Anzu?" Isis asked as she looked around.
"You follow the damn dragons, ya fucken morons!!!" Chi Chi cried out.
"CHI CHI!!!" everyone cried as they looked at the three foot tall Blue Eyes.
"What? It's not my fault that you duelists are a bunch of idiots."
"You can always count on Seto to teach his dragon some insults," Honda replied.
Chi Chi just rolled his eyes. This was going to be a long day...
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Vanessa started to get up, but before she could get on her feet...the blue suited mage blasted her once again!
She screamed louder than before. Her voice was getting worse as the agonizing pain returned twice as painful as before. She was back on her knees once again...her body weakly trembling and blood trickling down her face.
"You just don't get it..." Anzu began, "you can't seemed to realize that I'm the greatest brunette duelist that there ever is and will be!! If you do get up...my pretty rare Black Magician shall blast you again and again!! And I don't think you can survive another 'black magic attack'...like you did for the first two."
Vanessa slowly started to get up again.
Anzu sighed as she watched Vanessa getting back onto her feet once more. So Anzu then let her Black Magician to unleash yet another of his attacks on Vanessa again...
But this time...it did not hit her.
Toon Dragon Ra got in the way. The small ground griffin cub collasped onto the ground after taking another hit from a great and powerful creature. Vanessa then went up to the small creature, kneeling beside it and holding it in her arms.
"Why...?" Vanessa asked.
"The dragoon told me to stowp Anzoo..." Toon Dragon Ra weakly replied, "I just wanted to helwp."
The creature closed its' eyes...never to open them again.
No...this can't be.
Vanessa wrapped her arms around the golden creature as she brushed her face in his feathery mane and gripping onto the creature. There was no sound of life coming from the small creature.
For the first time, Vanessa started to cry for someone. Normally, she was taught that crying was a sign of weakness...
But what this griffen did was no sign of weakness. It was a sign of courage. She knew her creatures always sacrifed their lives to protect her while playing Duel Monsters...
"Oh look," Anzu replied sacastically, "the ragweed is crying."
Vanessa stopped what she was doing and placed the cub down. She then pulled out her deck from her pocket as she got up for the third time. She looked at Anzu and her Black Magician as her body was weakly trembling...
It was time to repay back those monsters that protected her.
"I'll never forgive you..." Vanessa muttered, "I'll never forgive you for what you did!!!"
"Hmmm..." Anzu smirked, "what do you got in your deck that can stop my powerful Black Magician? And if you try to used Magician of Faith to get your Raigeki back...I'll destroy her before she can retrieve that card!!"
"Who says I was going to use Raigeki again?"
"What?"
"I summon...Hoshiningen!!!"
Hoshiningen appeared and Anzu look at the star shaped fairy...then back at Vanessa.
"You got to be kidding me!!!" Anzu cried, "You're placing a star fairy against my all powerful Black Magician?!!"
"Hoshiningen has a special ability..." Vanessa began as she revealed another card, "but with this card I got from Pegasus...Hoshiningen will be really powerful and can critcally wound your magician...just like you wounded everyone else."
"As if! What card can do such a thing?!"
Vanessa threw the card down and before Anzu could figure out what it was, a black tail was appearing from the card. Then it turned out to be a bizarre black kitty cat, giving out a cheshire grin.
"Magic Card..." Vanessa replied, "Doppleganger. It has the ability to become any magic, trap, or monster card that it wants to become and was already played onto the field. There was a reason why I placed Hoshiningen. That 'star' fairy increases attack power on all light creatures by 500 and decreses the attack power of all dark creatures by 400."
"WHAT?!!!" Anzu yelled.
"So kids, wanna guess what creature Doppleganger wants to become?"
The demented black cat grinned as it nodded its' head. It then began transforming...causing Anzu's jaw to drop as she looked at the creature that doppleganger had become...
Her own Blue Eyes White Dragon was right in front of her!!!
"If you abuse your creatures..." Vanessa said, "you'll be destroyed by them. Blue Eyes...ATTACK NOW!!"
The magestic white dragon unleashed its' devistating attack onto the Black Magician. Not only did it defeated the mage...but it killed off the cyndical bitch once and for all.
Vanessa then collasped as she dropped her cards.
She done it again. She went out to defeat someone and killed them in the process.
She didn't wanted to do that...
****
Anzu was no more. What was left of the twisted cydincal bitch was nothing than a mere black brunt corpse onto the snow covered ground.
Everything else was coming back to normal as Vanessa's creatures retuned to playing cards once again. The rest of the dragons and the gang had arrived arrived, only to see Seto coming out from his shocked state. Ryou, Malik, along with their yamis were getting up and comforting each other as well.
"What..." Yami began as he started to get up.
"I think Vanessa was fighting Anzu," the Toon Magician Girl began.
"Did she...?"
The Toon Magican Girl gave no reply. She witness Vanessa fighting off Anzu...but taking those attacks that caused Vanessa to be weaken already.
Meanwhile, Kiki was getting up. The Toon Ryu-Ran blushed slightly as he held the awaking petit dragon in his hands. Kiki gave a slight yawn, causing the eggshell wearing toon to smile.
"What happened?" Kiki began, "All I can remember that Anzu was..."
"It's okay," Ryo-ran said, "your master saved us, but she..."
Then...Chi Chi started glowing. So did the fallen Toon Dragon Ra.
"Chi Chi?" Daisy asked, "What's going on?"
Before the three foot tall dragon could reply...the glowing magical barrier was unleashed on the two Toons, turning them back to their original state....
The God of the Sun, Dragon Ra, gave a victorious roar as he spreaded his golden wings to the skies. He was next to another creature who was looking at his true status....
Seto's youngest and third legendary Blue Eyes...
"Chiriko," Tidus and Excaliber said.
"Well, I'll be damned..." Malik said as he went to pet his power deity, "killing Anzu brought our creatures to normal."
"And about time too," Ryou replied, "Bakura was about to cook Ra for his New Year's Eve Dinner."
Everyone then glared at the white haired yami. Bakura then just gave a slight whistle and started to look innocent.
Chiriko looked around his body and features...realizing they were quite bigger than his regular body that he had grown attached too. Tobias and Seto were looking at Chiriko. The two never realized that a pint size wrasically Toon Dragon could turn out to become one of the most lustrious white coated sapphire eyed dragons that those two have ever seen.
Chiriko looked different than other Blue Eyes White Dragons. For starters, most Blue Eyes had some blue pigment mixed in their scales to make their entire body seem blue and light gray. It made them looked fierce and also helped them blend in with the skies at times.
Chiriko's body was a purely white and did not have this pigment. His eyes were shinning like the deepest blue sapphires, which looked like they were engraved into his skull.
"Chi Chi..." Daisy began as her eyes started to filled with tears. There was no way this pink yoshi could be with her friendly Blue Eyes Toon Dragon any longer.
"What happened?!" Chiriko cried as he looked at his body, "Why am I not little any longer?!!"
"This is your true form," Seto replied, "now I can truely summon the greatest creature of destruction once more and no one will be able to stop me!!"
"All right!!" Tidus cried, "I can't wait to become that once more! Now Tobias will surely go for me again!!"
"The legendary beast?" Excaliber replied at he pondered to himself, "Let's hope when we are summoned to become the chaotic dragon, Master Seto-san will not play any mean tricks on use."
Destruction? Chiriko looked at his claw-like hands. He was truely a beautiful creature...he was a legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon, for crying out loud! A dragon who served under the High Priest Seto in ancient times and still does today!
But...
Something in this dragon didn't want him to becomes a destructive creature. Chiriko saw it in Daisy's tears. Daisy was his first true friend he ever had.
"I..." Ckiriko said, "I don't want to be a Blue Eyes White Dragon..."
"What?" Seto asked with a blank stare on his face.
"I want to watch Funny Rabbit episodes!!! I want to get myself into crazy adventures in order to save the Kabias from any danger!!! I want to drive cruise ships all around the Duelist Kingdom, 24/7!!!"
"So 'that's' why the ship was acting up like that," Pegasus replied.
"I want to challange duelists and use my humor to kick their asses!" Chiriko continued, "I want to make new friends to join me on these zany adventures and I want to fall in love for the first time!! I want to annoy Seto with every opportunity I got because he's got the job I've always wanted to have...protecting Mokuba-san! But more importantly..."
"Which is?" everyone else replied as they looked at the white dragon.
"I want to be Chi Chi again...Chi Chi, the BLUE EYES TOON DRAGON!!!"
Pegasus smirked as he pulled out his deck. He looked through his deck and pulled out the one card that turned the legendary Blue Eyes into a demented fun loving three foot tall Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Toon World.
"Don't you dare!!!" Seto hissed as he looked at Pegasus, "I finally got my third Blue Eyes back!!! I don't want that crazed Toon Dragon back again!! He always tries to KILL ME!!!"
"Well..." Pegasus said, "you dragon thinks otherwise."
And Pegasus threw that card at the unsuspecting Chiriko once more...turning the magestic legendary white dragon into Seto's worst nightmare once again...
Chi Chi.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Seto yelled.
Chi Chi jumped into Seto's arms.
"Ohh..." Chi Chi cooed, "Kaiba-boy does miss me!!"
Chi Chi then gave the blue eye brunnette a smooch on his lips...causing, pretty much everyone snickering at the sucessful multi-billionare and causing a mere puppy dog to be slight jealious.
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The black hair blue skinned mage noticed his master was on the ground. He was picking up her deck and cards and placed them in the master's jeans pants pocket. The master did not make a move and the chaotic mage found out why....
His master was bleeding in some places while there were some bruises around her body. She was also very cold...so very cold.
He picked up the fallen lady, craddling her in his arms, and looked towards her with his cat-like amethyst eyes.
"Master..." Chaos said.
No reply.
"Master..." Chaos began as he slightly bit his lip, "this isn't one of your tricks of playing dead, isn't it?!!!"
Still no reply. Damn it! Her body felt like a large frozen food tray! And she was still getting colder...
The mage held onto his frozen master. Fuck no!!! He won't let his master die on him like this!!! Especially during these holidays where it was the perfect time for people to be warming up each other up...
NOT TO DIE BY FREEZING TO DEATH!!!!
Hyozanryu, Kiki, Lord of D, the Black Magician, and Celtic Guardian all had their eyes on Chaos...who was holding the frozen female master.
"MASTER!!" Hyozanryu yelled.
"Chaos..." the Black Magician said, "you didn't..."
"He didn't do anything to our master," Lord of D replied, "he found our Master like this."
"She must had collasped after defeating Anzu!!" Kiki cried, "That bitch! I'm glad that Master killed her with her own dragon!!"
"What's with our Master?" Celtic asked, "She's not..."
"She's not dead," Chaos replied as he looked at the monsters, "but I'm taking her with me and I want no interruptions from either of you. She needs to be warmed up and there is one sure way to help her get warm."
"What do you mean by that, Chaos?" the Black Magician replied, knowing Chaos was up to something.
Chaos then left the group with the master before he could reply to them. He was going to help his master to "get warm".
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And the ending is in the next chappie! I'm such an evil bitch nee?
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
****
Anzu was walking towards Vanessa, glaring at her.
"You..." Anzu growled, "You've...STOLEN MY YAMI!!!!"
"What?" Vanessa asked as she got off her Koumori Dragon.
"That's how you defeated Pegasas...you must had used his aid to defeat the powerful creator!!"
"I don..."
"SILENCE!!!" Anzu yelled, "You did! Or else he won't be here with you now!! Therefore...instead of killing Yugi....I SHOULD BE KILLING YOU!!!"
And after saying that, something dark and twisted happened...
Anzu started to crack...BIG TIME.
"Let me explain!!" Yami began as he go off her Curse of Dragon, "
Before Yami could continue, Anzu had hired Colbalt to fire his attack once again...causing the former 5,000 year old pharoah spirit to go flying and slamming viciously into a parked car. The Toon Magician Girl quickly ran over to help him.
"Whoo!!" Bakura chanted, "Hit me!! Hit me!!"
Anzu grinned as she did. Colbalt fired again and stuck the two "I wanna take over the world" yamis, but..
He also struck the two hikaris as well. The white haired teen and the tanned blonde collasped onto the ground with bruises covering their body. Anzu cackled with glee as she loved the site of loved one being hurt...
"Hey!!!" Isthar hissed, "That wasn't part of the plan!!!"
Anzu didn't care. She then used Colbalt to attack the two yamis with another devistating blast!!
Now everyone will feel her "nice" pain of how Yami broke up with HER!!!
"That wasn't very nice at all!" Ryo-ran cried out.
"You...." Kiki growled, "MEANIE!!!"
The Petit Dragon was about to bite Anzu again...but Anzu smacked the dragon away. Another creature the brunette had caused to go flying.
"Kiki!!" Ryo-ran yelled as he caught the small dragon in his claws.
The Petit Dragon was definately knocked out. Her small eyes had turned into mini spirals that went round and round and round...
Well, you get the picture.
"This is too rich!!!" Anzu cried out, "I can't believe I'm up against such WEAKLINGS!!! How can these pathetic people ever become duelists is quite a mystery to me. Or is Duel Monsters a game for the stupid?"
Weak...
Pathetic...
Stupid...
Those were the same words that Vanessa's father always used.
Father...
Vanessa then pulled out her deck and pulled out a card from it. It was her favourite magic card...
"Ra..." Vanessa began, "ra...ra...RAIGEKI!!!"
Out of nowhere, a massive blast of lighting appeared and stuck down the legendary white dragon as it was mere lizard...compared to the massive power that Raigeki held.
Anzu backed away as she looked at Vanessa. Colbalt, the indestructable dragon, was destroyed by a mere shock of lighting...but how?!!
"You've abused the purpose of your monsters..." Vanessa began, "almost like I did one time."
"Don't you dare compare yourself to me, wretch!!" Anzu replied, "I'm much better than a pesky hispainic whore who can't duel for shit!! You better apoligize for smacking me and destroying my precious Blue Eyes!!"
"I'm sorry...but it isn't for slapping you or hurting your dragon..."
"What?"
"I'm sorry for the way you treated your creatures!!!"
Anzu looked at Vanessa while she pulled out another creature.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!" Anzu hissed as she unleashed another creature.
It was no guess what it was. Vanessa started screaming as the creature unleashed his powerful spell from his blue staff. Every inch of her body was struck with a dark pain causing her to scream louder as she weakly fell onto her knees.
The creature then threw his attack at Winged Dragon, Curse of Dragon, and Koumori Dragon...turning those three legendary dragons back to their card form once more.
Anzu smiled again. Her own Black Magician appeared and stood next to her.
"You're not the only one that owes a Black Magician..." Anzu smirked, "and soon you won't be needing a Black Magician to save your worthless hide!!"
****
Tobias and Tidus were shocked while both were out of the police station.
Right in front of them was another Red Eyes Black Dragon and another Blue Eyes White Dragon. The black dragon was licking the white dragon and the white dragon was giving a comforting soft growl as it nuzzled the black dragon.
"I'm seeing things....right?" Tobias asked as he looked at everyone.
"Yeah..." Tidus replied, "it has to be some trick...right?"
"No..." the Lord of D said, "those dragons definately do seem like they are enjoying each other company."
"But..." Tobias whimpered, "Red Eyes and Blue Eyes are supposed to hate each other?!"
Zero looked at everyone.
"I guess you've already met my dragons," Zero said, "yeah, those two can be real friendly at times...just like me and Daisy."
"Or Jou and Seto..." Mokuba commented.
Jounouchi's face went red again.
"Uh..." Shizuka began, "maybe we should find Kaiba before my brother ends up being cherry red for Christmas?"
"But how will we find Seto or Anzu?" Isis asked as she looked around.
"You follow the damn dragons, ya fucken morons!!!" Chi Chi cried out.
"CHI CHI!!!" everyone cried as they looked at the three foot tall Blue Eyes.
"What? It's not my fault that you duelists are a bunch of idiots."
"You can always count on Seto to teach his dragon some insults," Honda replied.
Chi Chi just rolled his eyes. This was going to be a long day...
****
Vanessa started to get up, but before she could get on her feet...the blue suited mage blasted her once again!
She screamed louder than before. Her voice was getting worse as the agonizing pain returned twice as painful as before. She was back on her knees once again...her body weakly trembling and blood trickling down her face.
"You just don't get it..." Anzu began, "you can't seemed to realize that I'm the greatest brunette duelist that there ever is and will be!! If you do get up...my pretty rare Black Magician shall blast you again and again!! And I don't think you can survive another 'black magic attack'...like you did for the first two."
Vanessa slowly started to get up again.
Anzu sighed as she watched Vanessa getting back onto her feet once more. So Anzu then let her Black Magician to unleash yet another of his attacks on Vanessa again...
But this time...it did not hit her.
Toon Dragon Ra got in the way. The small ground griffin cub collasped onto the ground after taking another hit from a great and powerful creature. Vanessa then went up to the small creature, kneeling beside it and holding it in her arms.
"Why...?" Vanessa asked.
"The dragoon told me to stowp Anzoo..." Toon Dragon Ra weakly replied, "I just wanted to helwp."
The creature closed its' eyes...never to open them again.
No...this can't be.
Vanessa wrapped her arms around the golden creature as she brushed her face in his feathery mane and gripping onto the creature. There was no sound of life coming from the small creature.
For the first time, Vanessa started to cry for someone. Normally, she was taught that crying was a sign of weakness...
But what this griffen did was no sign of weakness. It was a sign of courage. She knew her creatures always sacrifed their lives to protect her while playing Duel Monsters...
"Oh look," Anzu replied sacastically, "the ragweed is crying."
Vanessa stopped what she was doing and placed the cub down. She then pulled out her deck from her pocket as she got up for the third time. She looked at Anzu and her Black Magician as her body was weakly trembling...
It was time to repay back those monsters that protected her.
"I'll never forgive you..." Vanessa muttered, "I'll never forgive you for what you did!!!"
"Hmmm..." Anzu smirked, "what do you got in your deck that can stop my powerful Black Magician? And if you try to used Magician of Faith to get your Raigeki back...I'll destroy her before she can retrieve that card!!"
"Who says I was going to use Raigeki again?"
"What?"
"I summon...Hoshiningen!!!"
Hoshiningen appeared and Anzu look at the star shaped fairy...then back at Vanessa.
"You got to be kidding me!!!" Anzu cried, "You're placing a star fairy against my all powerful Black Magician?!!"
"Hoshiningen has a special ability..." Vanessa began as she revealed another card, "but with this card I got from Pegasus...Hoshiningen will be really powerful and can critcally wound your magician...just like you wounded everyone else."
"As if! What card can do such a thing?!"
Vanessa threw the card down and before Anzu could figure out what it was, a black tail was appearing from the card. Then it turned out to be a bizarre black kitty cat, giving out a cheshire grin.
"Magic Card..." Vanessa replied, "Doppleganger. It has the ability to become any magic, trap, or monster card that it wants to become and was already played onto the field. There was a reason why I placed Hoshiningen. That 'star' fairy increases attack power on all light creatures by 500 and decreses the attack power of all dark creatures by 400."
"WHAT?!!!" Anzu yelled.
"So kids, wanna guess what creature Doppleganger wants to become?"
The demented black cat grinned as it nodded its' head. It then began transforming...causing Anzu's jaw to drop as she looked at the creature that doppleganger had become...
Her own Blue Eyes White Dragon was right in front of her!!!
"If you abuse your creatures..." Vanessa said, "you'll be destroyed by them. Blue Eyes...ATTACK NOW!!"
The magestic white dragon unleashed its' devistating attack onto the Black Magician. Not only did it defeated the mage...but it killed off the cyndical bitch once and for all.
Vanessa then collasped as she dropped her cards.
She done it again. She went out to defeat someone and killed them in the process.
She didn't wanted to do that...
****
Anzu was no more. What was left of the twisted cydincal bitch was nothing than a mere black brunt corpse onto the snow covered ground.
Everything else was coming back to normal as Vanessa's creatures retuned to playing cards once again. The rest of the dragons and the gang had arrived arrived, only to see Seto coming out from his shocked state. Ryou, Malik, along with their yamis were getting up and comforting each other as well.
"What..." Yami began as he started to get up.
"I think Vanessa was fighting Anzu," the Toon Magician Girl began.
"Did she...?"
The Toon Magican Girl gave no reply. She witness Vanessa fighting off Anzu...but taking those attacks that caused Vanessa to be weaken already.
Meanwhile, Kiki was getting up. The Toon Ryu-Ran blushed slightly as he held the awaking petit dragon in his hands. Kiki gave a slight yawn, causing the eggshell wearing toon to smile.
"What happened?" Kiki began, "All I can remember that Anzu was..."
"It's okay," Ryo-ran said, "your master saved us, but she..."
Then...Chi Chi started glowing. So did the fallen Toon Dragon Ra.
"Chi Chi?" Daisy asked, "What's going on?"
Before the three foot tall dragon could reply...the glowing magical barrier was unleashed on the two Toons, turning them back to their original state....
The God of the Sun, Dragon Ra, gave a victorious roar as he spreaded his golden wings to the skies. He was next to another creature who was looking at his true status....
Seto's youngest and third legendary Blue Eyes...
"Chiriko," Tidus and Excaliber said.
"Well, I'll be damned..." Malik said as he went to pet his power deity, "killing Anzu brought our creatures to normal."
"And about time too," Ryou replied, "Bakura was about to cook Ra for his New Year's Eve Dinner."
Everyone then glared at the white haired yami. Bakura then just gave a slight whistle and started to look innocent.
Chiriko looked around his body and features...realizing they were quite bigger than his regular body that he had grown attached too. Tobias and Seto were looking at Chiriko. The two never realized that a pint size wrasically Toon Dragon could turn out to become one of the most lustrious white coated sapphire eyed dragons that those two have ever seen.
Chiriko looked different than other Blue Eyes White Dragons. For starters, most Blue Eyes had some blue pigment mixed in their scales to make their entire body seem blue and light gray. It made them looked fierce and also helped them blend in with the skies at times.
Chiriko's body was a purely white and did not have this pigment. His eyes were shinning like the deepest blue sapphires, which looked like they were engraved into his skull.
"Chi Chi..." Daisy began as her eyes started to filled with tears. There was no way this pink yoshi could be with her friendly Blue Eyes Toon Dragon any longer.
"What happened?!" Chiriko cried as he looked at his body, "Why am I not little any longer?!!"
"This is your true form," Seto replied, "now I can truely summon the greatest creature of destruction once more and no one will be able to stop me!!"
"All right!!" Tidus cried, "I can't wait to become that once more! Now Tobias will surely go for me again!!"
"The legendary beast?" Excaliber replied at he pondered to himself, "Let's hope when we are summoned to become the chaotic dragon, Master Seto-san will not play any mean tricks on use."
Destruction? Chiriko looked at his claw-like hands. He was truely a beautiful creature...he was a legendary Blue Eyes White Dragon, for crying out loud! A dragon who served under the High Priest Seto in ancient times and still does today!
But...
Something in this dragon didn't want him to becomes a destructive creature. Chiriko saw it in Daisy's tears. Daisy was his first true friend he ever had.
"I..." Ckiriko said, "I don't want to be a Blue Eyes White Dragon..."
"What?" Seto asked with a blank stare on his face.
"I want to watch Funny Rabbit episodes!!! I want to get myself into crazy adventures in order to save the Kabias from any danger!!! I want to drive cruise ships all around the Duelist Kingdom, 24/7!!!"
"So 'that's' why the ship was acting up like that," Pegasus replied.
"I want to challange duelists and use my humor to kick their asses!" Chiriko continued, "I want to make new friends to join me on these zany adventures and I want to fall in love for the first time!! I want to annoy Seto with every opportunity I got because he's got the job I've always wanted to have...protecting Mokuba-san! But more importantly..."
"Which is?" everyone else replied as they looked at the white dragon.
"I want to be Chi Chi again...Chi Chi, the BLUE EYES TOON DRAGON!!!"
Pegasus smirked as he pulled out his deck. He looked through his deck and pulled out the one card that turned the legendary Blue Eyes into a demented fun loving three foot tall Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Toon World.
"Don't you dare!!!" Seto hissed as he looked at Pegasus, "I finally got my third Blue Eyes back!!! I don't want that crazed Toon Dragon back again!! He always tries to KILL ME!!!"
"Well..." Pegasus said, "you dragon thinks otherwise."
And Pegasus threw that card at the unsuspecting Chiriko once more...turning the magestic legendary white dragon into Seto's worst nightmare once again...
Chi Chi.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Seto yelled.
Chi Chi jumped into Seto's arms.
"Ohh..." Chi Chi cooed, "Kaiba-boy does miss me!!"
Chi Chi then gave the blue eye brunnette a smooch on his lips...causing, pretty much everyone snickering at the sucessful multi-billionare and causing a mere puppy dog to be slight jealious.
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The black hair blue skinned mage noticed his master was on the ground. He was picking up her deck and cards and placed them in the master's jeans pants pocket. The master did not make a move and the chaotic mage found out why....
His master was bleeding in some places while there were some bruises around her body. She was also very cold...so very cold.
He picked up the fallen lady, craddling her in his arms, and looked towards her with his cat-like amethyst eyes.
"Master..." Chaos said.
No reply.
"Master..." Chaos began as he slightly bit his lip, "this isn't one of your tricks of playing dead, isn't it?!!!"
Still no reply. Damn it! Her body felt like a large frozen food tray! And she was still getting colder...
The mage held onto his frozen master. Fuck no!!! He won't let his master die on him like this!!! Especially during these holidays where it was the perfect time for people to be warming up each other up...
NOT TO DIE BY FREEZING TO DEATH!!!!
Hyozanryu, Kiki, Lord of D, the Black Magician, and Celtic Guardian all had their eyes on Chaos...who was holding the frozen female master.
"MASTER!!" Hyozanryu yelled.
"Chaos..." the Black Magician said, "you didn't..."
"He didn't do anything to our master," Lord of D replied, "he found our Master like this."
"She must had collasped after defeating Anzu!!" Kiki cried, "That bitch! I'm glad that Master killed her with her own dragon!!"
"What's with our Master?" Celtic asked, "She's not..."
"She's not dead," Chaos replied as he looked at the monsters, "but I'm taking her with me and I want no interruptions from either of you. She needs to be warmed up and there is one sure way to help her get warm."
"What do you mean by that, Chaos?" the Black Magician replied, knowing Chaos was up to something.
Chaos then left the group with the master before he could reply to them. He was going to help his master to "get warm".
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And the ending is in the next chappie! I'm such an evil bitch nee?
-The Clow Hatter