My Grandpa Got Ran Over by a Blue Eyes White Dragon
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
It's the final chapter and it'll have sex in here! Is that a good thing? No seriously, this is the last chapter. The notepad ran out of memory space to fill this part in. So enjoy this if you love sex.
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Some Silent Hill References that are in Yu-Gi-Oh
SILENT HILL
-The Flarous. A mystical relic which traps Alessa and it looks like the Milliuem Puzzle on Yugi's neck.
-In the Child's Room in Nowhere...one of the five relics to open the door is an ankh.
-The symbol of Sammael appears a lot in this game, nee? So...can anyone tell me why the Milliuem Ring has simillarities to that sign?
SILENT HILL 2
-At least we we found another character who has a longing tio be with his dead with just like Pegasus. James Sunderland, the main character in Silent Hill 2. But unlike Pegasus, James is being lured by a conception created by Sammael in Silent Hill.
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After Anzu death's, the rest of the gang had settled together throughout the holidays. Everyone had someone to share the endless cold nights and used each other to warm themselves, even if the person it was was an unlikely person....or enemy.
Some creatures from the Shadow Realm had found comfort in the company of others just like the humans do or more.
Except...
For one.
The Master.
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Vanessa was staring up at a ceiling after opening her eyes a few minutes ago. She couldn't feel her body.
Good, she must be dead. She always wanted to...
No. She's not dead. She was in someone's house and was residing on a bed. Blackets were covering her stiff body. She was still awfully cold. At least she wasn't bleeding anymore...
Someone managed to heal her wounds...with magic.
Fuck it.
Shivering still, she tried to move into a more resting position. If she was going to sleep tonight...
Let this cold night be the final one she'll ever endure. Let her at least rest in peace. That's all she ever wanted. A time where she wouldn't have to wake up again to a world that hates her...
SO WHY THE HELL IS SHE NOT DEAD?!!! WHY THE HELL IS SHE STILL LIVING?!! IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID TO TAKE HER OWN LIFE LIKE THE FUCKEN COWARD SHE IS?!!!
FUCK!!!!
She clutched onto the blankets. So cold...so very cold...
Merry Christmas everyone...and a fucken happy new year!
So cold...
Just a fucken cold night, like every other night in her damn life!!!
THE EN....
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"Master," a familiar voice said.
She heard that voice before. It was the same voice that camed to her when she went disillusional in the Graveyard...
A voice that offered her the one thing that she truely wanted, but it told her...
It's not "death".
She clutched onto the blacket tighter still shivering.
"Chaos..." Vanessa whispered.
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(NOTE: The following may have a scene of sex, which is male/female. DO NOT READ IF SEX OFFENDS YOU IN ANYWAY. GO AWAY FROM IT!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE SEX, THE FIC IS ALREADY OVER. IF YOU DO...THEN DO CONTINUE AHEAD. Thank you.)
The mage sat himself next to the Master. What a lovely catch he found in the snow. Better warm her up to enjoy this holiday tasteful treat.
The black chaotic mage placed his hands onto the covers, pulling them away. Vanessa then sat up, still shivering as she looked at him. Chaos then quickly wrapped his arms around the master, placing his hands on her waist and he started to feel the young lady trembling....
"Chaos..." Vanessa asked in confusion, "what are you doing?"
"You're cold, Master..." Chaos replied as he held her, "so very cold..."
Before he could finish, Chaos started kissing her softly on the neck, then the jaw, which leads to kissing on her light peach coated chapped lips.
The "Master" was shocked of what was going on. She had heard of some rumors of how these creatures that lives in the deaths of the shadows and crave for a wanting to be with the "Master" who they protect...
But never knew it was true. Her cold body finally stop trembling for a moment whe the black mage holds her closely against his warm body and continues his kiss.
The blue skinned mage entered her mouth with his warm wet tongue, running it all over with it...and tasting the bittersweet taste he had tasted once before.
Heh. Master does like eating those red and white coated candy canes, doesn't she? The mage hinted the sweet minty peppermint trail, mixed with her intoxicating taste, and he continues kissing the shocked master.
So that is what Master does when everyone else is enjoying themselves at the fire.
The kiss finally breaks. Vanessa quickly slammed to the bed post, shivering and coughing. She looks at Chaos with a slight of fear within her dark chocolate eyes and a red coated face.
"Chaos?!!" Vanessa cried, "What were you trying to do?! Kill me?!!"
"Master..." Chaos sighed, "like I said before, 'it's a mere kiss and you should get used to them' because you shall be receiving a lot of them from me."
"And I said that I don't deserve them."
"Then pray do tell me why your face is red?"
Silence.
For once, the Master was dumbfolded at the situation. Her face was red as her glasses her starting to fog up.
Was she...enjoying it??
No!!! That can't be!! Men beat up and abuse women!! They wish for women to be their servants. They don't care!!!
THEY DON'T CARE!!!!!
Chaos then placed himself on all fours, crawling towards her.
"So Master doesn't know why her face is all red," Chaos purred, "is it because she's afraid or is it because this little kitten is curious of what I have to offer to heal the cold?"
Run. Get out.
NOW!!
Vanessa, HE WILL HURT YOU!!! HE WILL BEAT YOU!!! HE HATES YOU!!! HATES YOU!!!
But there wasn't any reply for the screams in her head. Vanessa was leaning against the bedpost as the leather cladded mage pounced onto her. He pressed his lips onto the Master's neck, kissing and suckling her tender soft flesh.
He leaned foreward to whisper somerthing in her ears.
"It's not 'death', Master..." Chaos whispered.
Not death....
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The coldness was going away...
Replaced by a blinding strange warmth all over her body. What was it? She never felt this warm ever before. The warmth did not pose itself as a sickness or threat to her...
The cold was...and this strange warmth seemed to cure it.
It was being nestled in the comfort of blankets when there wasn't any blankets at all. It had to be some great disillusional dream created by her twisted weak mind. It had to be something fake or had to catch have a catch to it.
This was not real...
It was not real.
But...she was blind.
Her mind screamed at her and yelled at her to escape while she still can...but Chaos was not hurting her. Her body wanted more of the blue chaotic mage's touch, rough deep kisses, his gentle caresses....
And like the gentleman he is, he responded to the "wanting" the Master was trying to hide, but failed miserably in doing so.
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The young short hair brown eyed lady was on the bed...while the chaotic mage was on top of her, unbuttoning her shirt and then doing the same for her jeans. It was like revealing a wrapped christmas present and screaming in childish joy when the gift turns out to be something you've always wanted...
Chaos grinned. He definately liked this gift. So the Master does have a figure underneath those baggy clothes that she commonly wears all the time. Interesting.
"I'm no d...d-duelist..." Vanessa weakly said, "I'm a coward...a true coward."
"That you are, Master..." Chaos replied while placing soft kisses on her, "now why don't you relax and let me warm you up once more?"
"Warm up once more? What to you mean..."
Too late.
She figured out what it was when her face went entirely red and giving out a slight squeek as the chaotic black mage continued to taste his "holiday treat".
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(NOTE: It's over! Yay!)
Elsewhere two legendary deities were peering through the window, watching the turning into a lustrious sex within the building.
"Chaos had served me quite well," Set said as he crossed his arms, "not as well the Black Luster Soldier had, but well enough. If Horus didn't depleted me from my manhood, I shall be the one in bed pleasing that young lady and not my black mage."
"Congradulations my sire," Anubis replied as he was holding his scales and wore an ankh "you may become a grandfather of Chaos."
"Hey!!!" the scales cried, "Will you two pip down?! Some of us are trying to enjoy this lovely porn masterpiece right in front of us. Yay Chaos! You're da man!"
"I can't believe this!!" the ankh cried, "The author is corrupting our image and the youth by letting this smut into this holiday fic! This is so wrong!! We're destroying the true meaning of Christmas by leting sex roam free!! Stop the madness! Stop reading this fic!!! Save yourselves and your innocence!!!"
"That's why it's a 'R' rated fic, ya moron!!!"
"Anubis! Scales is picking on me again!!"
"God! You're such a pussy!"
"Anubis!!"
The two deities watched as they were looking at the spirits that were residing in the scales and ankh were brawling with one another...like they did for 5000 years.
Okay...maybe making all the legendary Milliuem Items have spirits in them was probably a bad idea in the first place.
THE END
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Thanks for kendrilian_kenobie_admeral_8 and seph_the_dark_saiyajin for helping me with the sex scene.
Now, excuse me...I'll be taking a very cold and long shower.
-The Clow Hatter
Note: The most stupidest X-mas ficcy I'll ever write. Featuring pretty much all the cast of Yu-gi-oh and Vanessa from "I'm a Coward." With Yaoi and Anzu bashing and pointless stuff. A spoof of "Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer", but less saner. Whee!!
It's the final chapter and it'll have sex in here! Is that a good thing? No seriously, this is the last chapter. The notepad ran out of memory space to fill this part in. So enjoy this if you love sex.
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Some Silent Hill References that are in Yu-Gi-Oh
SILENT HILL
-The Flarous. A mystical relic which traps Alessa and it looks like the Milliuem Puzzle on Yugi's neck.
-In the Child's Room in Nowhere...one of the five relics to open the door is an ankh.
-The symbol of Sammael appears a lot in this game, nee? So...can anyone tell me why the Milliuem Ring has simillarities to that sign?
SILENT HILL 2
-At least we we found another character who has a longing tio be with his dead with just like Pegasus. James Sunderland, the main character in Silent Hill 2. But unlike Pegasus, James is being lured by a conception created by Sammael in Silent Hill.
****
After Anzu death's, the rest of the gang had settled together throughout the holidays. Everyone had someone to share the endless cold nights and used each other to warm themselves, even if the person it was was an unlikely person....or enemy.
Some creatures from the Shadow Realm had found comfort in the company of others just like the humans do or more.
Except...
For one.
The Master.
****
Vanessa was staring up at a ceiling after opening her eyes a few minutes ago. She couldn't feel her body.
Good, she must be dead. She always wanted to...
No. She's not dead. She was in someone's house and was residing on a bed. Blackets were covering her stiff body. She was still awfully cold. At least she wasn't bleeding anymore...
Someone managed to heal her wounds...with magic.
Fuck it.
Shivering still, she tried to move into a more resting position. If she was going to sleep tonight...
Let this cold night be the final one she'll ever endure. Let her at least rest in peace. That's all she ever wanted. A time where she wouldn't have to wake up again to a world that hates her...
SO WHY THE HELL IS SHE NOT DEAD?!!! WHY THE HELL IS SHE STILL LIVING?!! IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID TO TAKE HER OWN LIFE LIKE THE FUCKEN COWARD SHE IS?!!!
FUCK!!!!
She clutched onto the blankets. So cold...so very cold...
Merry Christmas everyone...and a fucken happy new year!
So cold...
Just a fucken cold night, like every other night in her damn life!!!
THE EN....
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"Master," a familiar voice said.
She heard that voice before. It was the same voice that camed to her when she went disillusional in the Graveyard...
A voice that offered her the one thing that she truely wanted, but it told her...
It's not "death".
She clutched onto the blacket tighter still shivering.
"Chaos..." Vanessa whispered.
****
(NOTE: The following may have a scene of sex, which is male/female. DO NOT READ IF SEX OFFENDS YOU IN ANYWAY. GO AWAY FROM IT!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE SEX, THE FIC IS ALREADY OVER. IF YOU DO...THEN DO CONTINUE AHEAD. Thank you.)
The mage sat himself next to the Master. What a lovely catch he found in the snow. Better warm her up to enjoy this holiday tasteful treat.
The black chaotic mage placed his hands onto the covers, pulling them away. Vanessa then sat up, still shivering as she looked at him. Chaos then quickly wrapped his arms around the master, placing his hands on her waist and he started to feel the young lady trembling....
"Chaos..." Vanessa asked in confusion, "what are you doing?"
"You're cold, Master..." Chaos replied as he held her, "so very cold..."
Before he could finish, Chaos started kissing her softly on the neck, then the jaw, which leads to kissing on her light peach coated chapped lips.
The "Master" was shocked of what was going on. She had heard of some rumors of how these creatures that lives in the deaths of the shadows and crave for a wanting to be with the "Master" who they protect...
But never knew it was true. Her cold body finally stop trembling for a moment whe the black mage holds her closely against his warm body and continues his kiss.
The blue skinned mage entered her mouth with his warm wet tongue, running it all over with it...and tasting the bittersweet taste he had tasted once before.
Heh. Master does like eating those red and white coated candy canes, doesn't she? The mage hinted the sweet minty peppermint trail, mixed with her intoxicating taste, and he continues kissing the shocked master.
So that is what Master does when everyone else is enjoying themselves at the fire.
The kiss finally breaks. Vanessa quickly slammed to the bed post, shivering and coughing. She looks at Chaos with a slight of fear within her dark chocolate eyes and a red coated face.
"Chaos?!!" Vanessa cried, "What were you trying to do?! Kill me?!!"
"Master..." Chaos sighed, "like I said before, 'it's a mere kiss and you should get used to them' because you shall be receiving a lot of them from me."
"And I said that I don't deserve them."
"Then pray do tell me why your face is red?"
Silence.
For once, the Master was dumbfolded at the situation. Her face was red as her glasses her starting to fog up.
Was she...enjoying it??
No!!! That can't be!! Men beat up and abuse women!! They wish for women to be their servants. They don't care!!!
THEY DON'T CARE!!!!!
Chaos then placed himself on all fours, crawling towards her.
"So Master doesn't know why her face is all red," Chaos purred, "is it because she's afraid or is it because this little kitten is curious of what I have to offer to heal the cold?"
Run. Get out.
NOW!!
Vanessa, HE WILL HURT YOU!!! HE WILL BEAT YOU!!! HE HATES YOU!!! HATES YOU!!!
But there wasn't any reply for the screams in her head. Vanessa was leaning against the bedpost as the leather cladded mage pounced onto her. He pressed his lips onto the Master's neck, kissing and suckling her tender soft flesh.
He leaned foreward to whisper somerthing in her ears.
"It's not 'death', Master..." Chaos whispered.
Not death....
****
The coldness was going away...
Replaced by a blinding strange warmth all over her body. What was it? She never felt this warm ever before. The warmth did not pose itself as a sickness or threat to her...
The cold was...and this strange warmth seemed to cure it.
It was being nestled in the comfort of blankets when there wasn't any blankets at all. It had to be some great disillusional dream created by her twisted weak mind. It had to be something fake or had to catch have a catch to it.
This was not real...
It was not real.
But...she was blind.
Her mind screamed at her and yelled at her to escape while she still can...but Chaos was not hurting her. Her body wanted more of the blue chaotic mage's touch, rough deep kisses, his gentle caresses....
And like the gentleman he is, he responded to the "wanting" the Master was trying to hide, but failed miserably in doing so.
****
The young short hair brown eyed lady was on the bed...while the chaotic mage was on top of her, unbuttoning her shirt and then doing the same for her jeans. It was like revealing a wrapped christmas present and screaming in childish joy when the gift turns out to be something you've always wanted...
Chaos grinned. He definately liked this gift. So the Master does have a figure underneath those baggy clothes that she commonly wears all the time. Interesting.
"I'm no d...d-duelist..." Vanessa weakly said, "I'm a coward...a true coward."
"That you are, Master..." Chaos replied while placing soft kisses on her, "now why don't you relax and let me warm you up once more?"
"Warm up once more? What to you mean..."
Too late.
She figured out what it was when her face went entirely red and giving out a slight squeek as the chaotic black mage continued to taste his "holiday treat".
****
(NOTE: It's over! Yay!)
Elsewhere two legendary deities were peering through the window, watching the turning into a lustrious sex within the building.
"Chaos had served me quite well," Set said as he crossed his arms, "not as well the Black Luster Soldier had, but well enough. If Horus didn't depleted me from my manhood, I shall be the one in bed pleasing that young lady and not my black mage."
"Congradulations my sire," Anubis replied as he was holding his scales and wore an ankh "you may become a grandfather of Chaos."
"Hey!!!" the scales cried, "Will you two pip down?! Some of us are trying to enjoy this lovely porn masterpiece right in front of us. Yay Chaos! You're da man!"
"I can't believe this!!" the ankh cried, "The author is corrupting our image and the youth by letting this smut into this holiday fic! This is so wrong!! We're destroying the true meaning of Christmas by leting sex roam free!! Stop the madness! Stop reading this fic!!! Save yourselves and your innocence!!!"
"That's why it's a 'R' rated fic, ya moron!!!"
"Anubis! Scales is picking on me again!!"
"God! You're such a pussy!"
"Anubis!!"
The two deities watched as they were looking at the spirits that were residing in the scales and ankh were brawling with one another...like they did for 5000 years.
Okay...maybe making all the legendary Milliuem Items have spirits in them was probably a bad idea in the first place.
THE END
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Thanks for kendrilian_kenobie_admeral_8 and seph_the_dark_saiyajin for helping me with the sex scene.
Now, excuse me...I'll be taking a very cold and long shower.
-The Clow Hatter