a/n: I haven't gotten any reviews yet cuz it's been like...5 minutes..But
im bored...So: ENJOY!!!!
"Guys...I really don't want to do this!" Ron whined as Harry and Neville drenched him in cologne.
"Too bad. If you don't like it ...get a better lawyer," Neville said rudely, frustrated with Ron.
"But...she's probobly gonna be nothing like Hermione.....Speaking of her, we won't even talk to eacother anymore. What's the point in even COMING to school!"
"Why aren't you two talking?"
"It's too weird! After she kissed me, kicked Malfoy...screamed at me...I dunno. It's just weird. So, anyway," Ron changed the subject quickly. "is this girl hot?"
"In your book...VERY," Harry said.
"What's her name?"
"Her name's Miss Annonymous."Neville said absentmindedly.
"YOU DIDN'T!!!!! NO WAY!!! How'd you get to the computer???"
"What are you talking about?"
"You used one of those websites, didn't you! What if she's a phsyco killer and I wind up in a ditch tonight cuz she pushed me out of her car and ran over me with a hummer!"
"Relax...She doesn't own a hummer," Harry said cooly.
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!"
"Then what is?"
"IT'S NOT TIME FOR YOUR RANDOM QUESTION GAME HARRY!"
"Well...the what time IS IT?"
"Time for you to tell me her name!"
"You already know it..." he informed.
"Then what's her name?"
"You can't know."
"WHAT THE CRAP!"
"Guys.. Chill out! Which one looks better on me?" he pulled out two poloroids of himself, one of him wearing a baby blue suit, the other of him wearing a neon green suit. "They're cool, aren't they. Picked 'em up at Hogsmede. Wanna look hot tonight for my date..."
"You're not gonna look hot or cool tonight wearing that. Especially cconsidering the fact we have to wear a black tux, black shoes, and a black blazer wit h the Gryffindor emblem on it.And where in hogsmede did you get those? The joke shop?" Harry laughed.
"Yeah...it won't be you choking on the peanuts this time if your date see's you in either one of those outfits," Ron agreed.
"Chill man. She doesn't like peanuts. No need for the hemlich manuever tonight!" He sprayed some mint in his mouth. "Well, they're might be if my tounge gets stuck down he throat.."
"And who exactly is the...ummmm...::COUGH::UN::COUGH::...lucky lady?"
"Sally."
a/n: oooohohhhohoohhhhh..A NEW TWIST!!!!!!!!!
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"Guys...I really don't want to do this!" Ron whined as Harry and Neville drenched him in cologne.
"Too bad. If you don't like it ...get a better lawyer," Neville said rudely, frustrated with Ron.
"But...she's probobly gonna be nothing like Hermione.....Speaking of her, we won't even talk to eacother anymore. What's the point in even COMING to school!"
"Why aren't you two talking?"
"It's too weird! After she kissed me, kicked Malfoy...screamed at me...I dunno. It's just weird. So, anyway," Ron changed the subject quickly. "is this girl hot?"
"In your book...VERY," Harry said.
"What's her name?"
"Her name's Miss Annonymous."Neville said absentmindedly.
"YOU DIDN'T!!!!! NO WAY!!! How'd you get to the computer???"
"What are you talking about?"
"You used one of those websites, didn't you! What if she's a phsyco killer and I wind up in a ditch tonight cuz she pushed me out of her car and ran over me with a hummer!"
"Relax...She doesn't own a hummer," Harry said cooly.
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!"
"Then what is?"
"IT'S NOT TIME FOR YOUR RANDOM QUESTION GAME HARRY!"
"Well...the what time IS IT?"
"Time for you to tell me her name!"
"You already know it..." he informed.
"Then what's her name?"
"You can't know."
"WHAT THE CRAP!"
"Guys.. Chill out! Which one looks better on me?" he pulled out two poloroids of himself, one of him wearing a baby blue suit, the other of him wearing a neon green suit. "They're cool, aren't they. Picked 'em up at Hogsmede. Wanna look hot tonight for my date..."
"You're not gonna look hot or cool tonight wearing that. Especially cconsidering the fact we have to wear a black tux, black shoes, and a black blazer wit h the Gryffindor emblem on it.And where in hogsmede did you get those? The joke shop?" Harry laughed.
"Yeah...it won't be you choking on the peanuts this time if your date see's you in either one of those outfits," Ron agreed.
"Chill man. She doesn't like peanuts. No need for the hemlich manuever tonight!" He sprayed some mint in his mouth. "Well, they're might be if my tounge gets stuck down he throat.."
"And who exactly is the...ummmm...::COUGH::UN::COUGH::...lucky lady?"
"Sally."
a/n: oooohohhhohoohhhhh..A NEW TWIST!!!!!!!!!
REVIEW!!!!