"You know it's amazing how much you guys can eat when someone else is picking up the bill." Alli said as the four boys proceed to stuff their faces. "Thanks for dinner." Ken said through a mouth full of dumplings. "Yeah it was great." Omi agreed leaning back. Yohji grinned and handed her a cigarette. Alli accepted it and the lighter he tossed her. Aya just glared at everyone. "Why did you come here?" he asked at last watching the girl as she smoked the cigarette. "What? Oh you mean why did I come visit you?" she said leaning back in her chair. All four were pleasantly stuffed and ready for answers. "I'm a writer and I wanted to interview you before I write a story about you guys." "Shit Yohji a writer? Why not just bring home Schwartz?" Ken said standing. "Hey I resent that." Alli said. "Look we don't do interviews, at least not for free." Aya told the girl. "Well she did buy us dinner." Omi reminded the older boy. Aya glared at him. "Look guys I don't know what you're so upset about." Yohji said to the others. "This could be our chance to set the record straight." The other three stopped to consider his point. "No." "I say we kill her she knows to much." "She's a writer she has to die." "Look I tried doing things the easy way but if you insist on getting violent..." Alli scolded as she pulled out her laptop. "What are you doing?" Yohji asked watching her curiously. "Well I am a writer." Alli reminded him. Suddenly realization dawned and Yohji grinned. Alli smiled back at Yohji and started writing. Suddenly the other three members of Weiss found themselves wearing dresses and makeup. There was a moment of silence, as they looked at each other horrified. Finally the three cross-dressers turned to the writer who had collapsed into a fit of giggles. When they realized that the giggle fit had become manic laughter, the three grabbed her and tried to shake some sense back into her. Shake * Laugh * Shake * Laugh * Shake * Laugh Needless to say it took several moments for Weiss to stop her hysterical laughter. "Change us back?!?!" they yelled shaking her some more. "Turn you back or what? You'll hit me with your purse?" she asked and dissolved into giggles again. Several more moments passed before Alli could manage to write the appropriate commands. The three traumatized Weiss members looked at Yohji who was still smiling and trying really hard not to laugh. "What's so funny?" Aya asked his tone cold and dangerous. "Nothing Aya-kun I just haven't seen you in a dress before." Yohji said stifling his laughter. "Look," Alli interrupted as Aya advanced on Yohji with murder in his eyes "Are we going to get on with this interview or should I just keep writing?"

"NO!" three voices cried in unison. "Well then let's start with the first question. Ken do you do anything in the show? I mean other then run into things and play soccer?" Alli said jumping right in. "I do lots of stuff!" Ken cried. Everyone sweat dropped. "Like yesterday Omi needed to move the big pot, but he couldn't lift it so I moved it for him." Ken defended himself. "Ken you moved the plant by tripping over it." Omi pointed out. "It still counts." Ken muttered and crossed his arms. "We spent three hours cleaning up the mess!" Omi continued rolling his eyes. "But it still counts!" Ken said as he glared at the little blonde boy who just shrugged. "Right" Alli said taking notes "Sorry I asked. Next question. Omi why do you whine so much?" "Hey! I don't whine. Do I?" Omi whined as he looked at his teammates. "Yep." Yohji said with a shrug. "What? That is so not true." Omi whined. "Ummm.Omi you kinda do whine.A lot." Ken stuttered. "Ken that is a lie and you know it." Omi whined. Ken winced at the high-pitched voice. "Omi you whine. Can we move on to the next question please." Aya asked with no emotion in his voice or face. "That's not fair! Just because I'm the youngest does not mean I whine." Omi went on but no one was listening anymore. "Alright the next question is for Yohji. Why are you always such a jerk?" Alli said reading the next question off the list. "I am not a jerk. I happen to be a sensitive guy who... You're not buying it are you?" he asked seeing the expression on everyone's face. "Not a chance lover boy." Alli assured him. "So what's my question?" Aya asked trying to read

the list over Alli's shoulder. "Hmm ... Aya ... Oh here we go. Where do you buy all your trench coats and exactly how many trench coats do you own?" "Well I don't really have a favorite store but I could give you my top ten. As for stores one of the better ones for buying trench coats is 'Dark and Mysterious' they sell some really cool coats. As to how many trench coats I own I have to say at least twenty five..." "Thanks Aya. Well I only have one more question and then I'll leave." Alli interrupted as everyone else stared in shock at their cold and silent leader. "And the last question is... Are all those fanfics true? You know YohjixOmi and KenxAya?" Yohji and Omi stared at each other for a moment and then looked back at Alli both violently shaking their heads. "No way I have much better taste!"

"Please! Give me a little more credit than that." "Well that takes care of YohjixOmi how about KenxAya?" Everyone looked at Ken and Aya who were both blushing and staring at the floor. "Well?" Alli encouraged.

"I have a lot of respect for Aya. I mean he is the leader and everything. And well..." "Yes?" everyone said. "Um..." Ken looked over at Aya and blushed even more. "Look I don't see why we should tell you any of this." Aya interrupted. Alli sat back, mad that Aya had destroyed the romantic mood. Suddenly she smiled as an image of suitable revenge came to her. She started writing again. "I love you Ken I absolutely adore you and I want to be with you forever and ever." Aya said. Everyone looked at Aya stunned. Aya clamped a hand over his mouth and looked at Alli. "What did you do?" he asked trying to talk through his hands. "I do write fanfics you know. Actually I think it's really cute that you have a crush on Ken." She said smiling at the glaring assassin. "Why you little... I'm going to kill you!" he leapt at her pulling out his katana. Alli shook her head and started writing again. Suddenly Aya dropped the sword and turned to Ken with big hearts in his eyes.

"I really do love you Ken I'm just a shallow, shy, jerk who can't admit it." Aya said.

"You mean it?" asked Ken looking at the older boy with hearts in his eyes as well.

"Of course I do teddy bear." Aya said and kissed Ken (on the lips).

"Wait a minute I didn't write that." Alli said looking from her screen to the couple on the floor.

"Um maybe we should give them some privacy." Omi suggested.

"Yeah it's time for me to go home." Alli said shutting her laptop.

"Will you come visit again?" Yohji asked. "Things are definitely interesting with you around." Alli smiled back at the two Weiss members in front of her.

"Yeah if I wake up at two o'clock in the morning again I will definitely stop by." She said as she walked out the door into the night.