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N: And here we are again for part four! YAY! (sarcastic) Help me! The joy is just too much…(yawn) Since I want this torture to be over as soon as possible lets cut to the chase and head straight to High School. The plot is thickening! (If there is a plot at ALL!) We skip to tonight where Conny's famous party is taking place at her glorious mansion! Never has there been a party quite as huge as this! Except maybe for the one at the Playboy mansion…not that I went to that or anything...hehehe...ANYWAY! The music is lame and the night is YOUNG! Who knows what fortunes tonight may bring! At the moment, everyone is starting to arrive. No sign of the mysterious 'Mitch' though…
Conny: (standing cheerfully at her door welcoming people as they come in) HEY! ...Thanks for comin'...like thanks youz guys...TOTALLY!
N: What language is this girl meant to be speaking?
(Guido makes his grand entrance...)
Guido: (announcing himself) Guido Anchovie has entered the building!
Conny: Like hey there Guido! (staring at him pathetically) You're looking so totally, way-out cool by the way!
Guido: (straightening his jacket)...I know!
Conny: So you hooked up tonight or some junk?
Guido: Of course! Like Guido Anchovie can't get a date!...(looks back out the front door) Here she comes now! Must have dropped one of her heels in your moat.
Conny: (laughing like a constipated hyena) AHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! You're so totally FUNNY!
N: AHAHAHA my EARS are burning!
(After a bit of jogging, Polly finally gets to the front door)
Polly: (slaps Guido in the head) Thanks for escorting me to the front door, ANCHOVIE! (looking flustered from the jog) I can't believe I stooped so low as to come here with YOU! I new you'd cramp my style...
Guido: (sounding smooth) Did I mention you look hot in that red dress?
Polly: (hits him again) OH SHUT UP!!
Guido: HEY! Watch the jacket it's just been PRESSED!
N: As Polly and Guido enter the crowd inside, Bat Cat suddenly (and unfortunately) decides to make his entrance...I say shut the door on him!
Conny: (in a high pitched voice) Like HI Batcat!
Batcat: (imitating her) Like HI Conny!
Conny: Where's your date?
Batcat: Stood me up if you must know...
N: And it's not hard to see WHY!
Batcat: You know women! (shaking his head) They just can't sort themselves out…I mean, take you for example!
Conny: (a little irritated) So if you don't have a date what will you do for like...FUN?
Batcat: (laughs) Get wasted and puke all over your house I guess...
Conny: (disgusted) You total PIG!!
Batcat: OINK!! OINK!!
Conny: (to herself...) What a complete freak..!
Batcat: Whatever. (walks off)
(Francine is the next to enter)
Conny: (surprised) Oh my GOSH! Francine Manx?! I didn't know they like…let you out at night!
Fran: (sounding depressed) I am here in order to break the borders of my once hopeful love who formed into my hopeless love, as a therapeutic experiment for my spirituality and well being...I also came for curry puffs.
Conny: (pointing behind her) Food tables' by the pool. All that other bogus you said just went like, totally over my head...!
Fran: Its okay. I wouldn't expect a dumb blonde to understand a conversation with long sentences...(begins to walk away towards the food)
Conny: Freak number two…!
(Luciel arrives…alone)
Conny: Like HI Luciel!
Luciel: Oh, hi Conny...
Conny: You look totally great by the way! Love the dress! Where's your date? There was this rumor that you were bringing Speedy Cerviche but I was like NO WAY, get serious that guys a little pervert!
Luciel: (nervous) Speedy isn't invited though, is he?...Right?
Conny: TOTALLY! Or else I'm going to ship him to one of those angry countries where he'll join white slavery or something really 'out-there'!
Luciel: That sounds....nice!
Conny: So who is your, you know REAL date...? I better he's a total meltdown babe!!
Lucile: My real date? OH! Right, him! Ummmm he'll be here…later! We're meeting each other...
Conny: FAR OUT!! You total guy magnet!! What is his name?
Luciel: (trying to think of the name) Ummmmmm...
N: Stupid weenie dork face!
Luciel: MITCH! Yes! He's from out of town...way out of town!
Conny: Wow, Mitch huh?! How TV! He's sounds way super-cool!
Luciel: Well I better go and see if he's here yet...bye Conny!
Conny: (waving) BYE Luciel! Don't forget to try the sausages I minced the meat myself (suddenly notices something about her fingernails…) Oh great! Would you check that out? Dandruff is stuck in my nails again!
N: Too bad Francine didn't catch that food report. Meanwhile inside the party, a worried Luciel searches for any signs of 'super cool Mitch' but ends up running into Polly and Guido. How unsuper-cool for her…
Polly: Hey Luciel! I was looking for you everywhere!
Luciel: (putting her hand to her ear) WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!
Polly: I said…! (raising her voice) I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!
Luciel: (confused) YOU WERE ROOTING IN NEVERLAND?!
(Guido grabs Polly by the arm and pulls her into the crowd)
Guido: COME ON POLLY LET'S DANCE!!
Polly: (being dragged away) Ah HELL! LUCIEL HELP!! HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A DECK CHAIR!!
Luciel: (with an odd look) BITE QUINN ON THE BREAD WITH A CHECKERED PEAR?!
N: As time passes, the ever famous 'Mitch' suddenly arrives to startle the crowd...or blind it.
(Outside, a flashy little red sports car speeds up the driveway and a tall, handsome guy wearing dark sunglasses and suit steps out and heads for the front door...)
Conny: (very excited to see him) Fab CAR!! Totally drool worthy!! You've got be super-cool Mitch!? Right!?
N: (sarcastic) NO! It's your pool guy Ernie…
Mitch: (in a deep, masculine voice) I am...I am very super-cool and my name happens to be Mitch.
Conny: (giddy) FAR OUT! Go on inside, Luciel's waiting for ya'!
Mitch: (coolly) Thanks...(he walks in)
Conny: And when you're done with her CALL ME!! I'm LISTED!!
N: As there are no visuals (lucky you…), 'super-cool Mitch' is actually 'super-weirdo Speedy' wearing stilts or platform shoes of some kind underneath a suit while also wearing a wig gelled back with Vaseline. Did I mention he 'borrowed' his uncle's car? And as this carefully crafted disguise makes Speedy look remotely presentable, girls suddenly bombard him before he even gets through the foyer! ....I gotta get me some Vaseline...!
Girl #1: (leaning on 'Mitch's' arm) I saw your wheels. Very impressive! So how come I haven't seen you around before?
Speedy: (suddenly nervous) I, ah-!
Girl #2: (cutting in quickly) Your Mitch right? There's a rumor going around that your an upcoming daytime soap opera star, is it true?!
Speedy: (feeling a little overwhelmed) Soap opera star? I...!
Girl #3: (jumping in front of him) You're on TV!? WOW! Hey, do you know Luke Perry?!
Girl #2: Know him? They're probably best friends, right?! (looking at Mitch)
Speedy: (giving in) Ah, yeah! Me and Leon go way back!
N: Your best friend's name is LUKE star boy...!
Speedy: (whispering to the narrator) Who cares, they're TALKING TO ME!! Oh, HAPPY DAY!!
N: While Speedy hasn't gotten this much attention since he spent a day with his fly down, Polly has broken away from Guido for 5 minutes and discovers Mr. Popularity...
Polly: (looking at 'Mitch' like an eagle whose spotted its prey) Who is THAT...?!
Fran: (who was the only person standing near by) According to my sources, THAT is a 'Mitch.'
Polly: Mitch, huh? He is just too gorgeous for words!
Fran: (dreamily) I know. Apparently he's a loaded soap star from California and was also the butt double for Tom Cruise in 'Risky Business'.
Polly: (astonished) No WAY!
Fran: Way...
(Batcat, who's a little drunk, comes over and puts his arms around them)
Batcat: Hey girls, what's shaking?
Polly: (sarcastic) That sunflower seed of a brain in your head?
Fran: (answers him) We were just staring at Mitch.
Polly: Indeed! (glaring at Batcat) By the way, you touch me vermin and I'll pull your collarbone out through your ear!
Batcat: (takes his arm off her) I was touching you?! Oh man how stupid of me! I could catch the plague and everything now, huh?
Polly: (pushes him away) You're the only plague around here, MORON!
Batcat: Whatever.
Polly: (looks at Fran) And don't think that because I talked to you that we're friends now or anything...! (walks over towards Mitch)
Fran: (sarcastic) Why spoil a perfect relationship?
Batcat: (who still has his arm around her) So, Francine! Come here often...?
Fran: (considering him critically) How much money is in your bank account?
(Cut to Mitch who is now sitting down at the bar. He is drinking a cocktail while surrounded by many admiring girls…)
Girl #1: It must be so awesome to be 21!
Speedy: (who has lost his brain) Well, when your a big name in Hollywood 21 or not you can pretty much get away with anything!
Girl #4: So what project are you working on next Mitch?
Speedy: Oh you know, a few martial arts movies here and there. I was even thinking of making an album and releasing my own fragrance.
Girl #5: That's such a cool idea, what will the fragrance be called...?
Speedy: I was thinking...(in an intense tone) 'Mitch: the Fragrance'
Girl #5: (deeply moved) Woooooooooooowww!
Girl #2: So original!
N: Anybody wondering what happened to Luciel? Too bad if you weren't...
(Cut to Luciel by the pool)
Luciel: (watching some hippy guy make her a sausage over the BBQ) Excuse me, um, but isn't it done yet...?
Hippy guy: (oblivious) Is what done yet?
Luciel: (irritated) My sausage!? Is it cooked?
Hippy guy: (offended) I'm not serving sausages, I'm only serving Tofu dogs as they do not contain any particles of our Gods animal kingdom. If you want to eat meat I suggest you take a spoon to your local SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!
Luciel: Slaughterhouse?!
Hippy guy: That's right you blood thirsty MURDERER! (going crazy) MURDERER!! MURDERER!!
Luciel: (growing upset) Murderer?!
Guy in the pool playing volleyball: (just behind Luciel) Hey, heads UP!!
(All of sudden, a ball hits Luciel in the head sending her off balance and into the pool with a giant splash)
N: Uh-oh...Call me crazy but I just had the sudden premonition of an explosion ahead.... I'll be on the Pokemon set if anyone wants me!
(Everyone laughs out load at the sight of Luciel in the pool)
Guy in pool #1: Dude, that was CLASSIC!
Guy in pool#2: That will keep me laughing for a week at the most!
Hippy Guy: (throwing tofu in the pool) MURDERER!! Feel the wrath of water oh mighty queen of NARKS!!
Luciel: (who arises to the surface of the water, her hair all messed up and her mascara running) Stop laughing, all of you! STOP IT!! (close to tears) My hair! My FACE! MY CLOTHING ARRAGNGEMENT!! RUINED!! (looks at the hippy guy) And who on earth eats their meat with a SPOON??!!
(with that, the hatch on her head opens and missiles dart out like fire works. The massive explosion causes a fire to start…)
Guy in pool#1: (panicky) Dear God, FIRE!! FIRE!! We're all gonna FRY!!
Guy in pool#2: Does this mean we have to stop playing pool volleyball now?
N: Meanwhile, the news of the fire has calmly reached the extent of the party inside...
(cut to scene where everyone is running out of the house, screaming and waving their arms about in collective hysteria…)
Conny: (pissed off) Okay guys, be straight with me: who invited fire to the party?! Did I not mention that there was a totally unbreakable GUEST LIST??!!
Speedy: (who was standing near by…) Fire?! OH KNOW!! (suddenly concerned) I better go find Luciel and make sure she's okay...!
(Speedy heads outside to the front of the house. Everybody is running around or getting into their cars and making a break for it. Speedy himself suddenly pulled into a car and driven away...)
Speedy: (terrified) AAAHHH! Help! CATNAPPERS!! CATNAPPERS!!
Polly: (sitting in the drivers seat) Relax Mitch. (seductively) This is a 'catnap' your surely going to enjoy...
Speedy: (in a confused voice)...Polly? Polly Ester?
Polly: Well! Aren't you a man of the world. You already know my name.
N: As you can see, Polly is another fungus head who doesn't know soap star 'Mitch' is Speedy in a ridiculous disguise. As a result, she has fallen deeply 'in lust' with him. Let's all hope that where ever they're driving too that it's really dark...
Speedy: (who suddenly realized that Polly thinks he's 'Mitch') What about the fire?! (still concerned about Luciel)
Polly: What about it?
Speedy: (thinking about Luciel) People might be in trouble!
Polly: Oh don't worry! We all learnt how to 'duck and cover' at school.
Speedy: Well...where are we driving to anyway?
Polly: (in a mysterious tone) Where everybody goes when it gets 'hot'....
Speedy: Where's that?
Polly: Look-out point...
Speedy: (gulp!) Look-out point?!
N: And I DON'T think she's taking him there for the view.
(In what seems no time at all, Polly parks the car in the last empty space at a rather crowded 'Look-out point'.)
N: So! This stereotypical set up is 'Look-out point'…or as I like to call it, the 'why don't they all just get a room' point.
Speedy: (feeling a little uncomfortable) So...nice...trees they have up here, huh?
Polly: (in one quick motion, moves off the drivers seat to sit on top of Speedy's lap) Forget about the trees Mitch...let's talk about you.
Speedy: (now extremely uncomfortable and nervous to the point where he can hardly open his mouth) Mitch? I MEAN!...Me? That's me..! I'm Mitch!
N: What a momentous occasion to witness: Speedy's first contact with a girl! And all he had to do was get a completely different identity. Yes, unfortunately for him there were no other options.
Polly: (un-buttoning his shirt) So why don't you tell me all about Hollywood and stuff...
Speedy: (sweating) AH! Um...its...(gulp)...well, they've got this sign...
Polly: Yeah...
Speedy: On a hill...
Polly: Yeah.
Speedy: Says 'Hollywood'...
Polly: Right...
Speedy: And...ah...UM!
Polly: (stoking his face) Oh, poor baby! Having trouble talking? I can fix that...
Speedy: You've got throat spray?!
Polly: Not exactly...(kisses him passionately instead)
N: While this would be my que to go vomit all of my internal organs, I will stay for this disgusting display because wouldn't you know it?! 'Mitch's' wig just fell off with all the excitement!
Polly: (noticing his wig) Hey, what's with your head?
Speedy: (a little out of breath) Wha...? He...ead?
N: 'Head' Speedy - where the 'brain' is meant to be? If you had one…
Polly: (now looks down at his face, and realizes in utter horror:)...SPEEDY?!
Speedy: (still a little out of it) Speedy? Who is…Speedy?
Polly: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YOU!! YOU'RE SPEEDY!! (starts to pound Speedy so hard that the car shakes up and down)
N: Meanwhile, in a parked car not too far away...
Guido: You hear that scream? (sticking his head out of a car window. He sees Polly's car in the shadows…shaking up and down…?)
Guido: Someone's going at it like wildlife!
(Then, Guido sees Polly herself run out of her car. She is looking extremely pissed off…)
Guido: (jumps out of the car he's in and rushes up to her) Poll'!? (sounding suspicious) What are you doing up here?!
Polly: (full of rage) Guido!? What do you mean what am I doing up here!? What are you doing up HERE?!
Guido: I came up here to...(thinking quickly)...watch nature and get a head start on my biography assignment that's WHAT! (hands on hips)
Polly: I think you mean your biology ASSIGNMENT?!
Conny: (sticking her head of the car Guido was in. Her hair is all ruffled and her make-up disarray…) Guido, like come back already! We only made out for 10 minutes!
Polly: CONNY?! (even angrier then before) You made out with CONNY!!?? GUIDO!! (kicks him in the leg) YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE MY DATE!!
Guido: (holding his leg) And you still are, babe! (kisses her hand reassuringly) I told you I'm only up here for the purposes of science!
Polly: Oh YEAH?! Here's a punch in the HEAD! (punches him in the head) But don't worry, its 'FOR SCIENCE!'
(Speedy is the next to come out. He drags himself out of Polly's car. He looks like a beaten-up war victum…)
Speedy: Ah! I'm going to be purple tomorrow...
Guido: CERVICHE?! (realises he came out of Polly's car) Oh my GOD!...(points at Polly) You were making out with CERVICHE!!??
Polly: (embarrassed) NO! OF COURSE NOT! HE TRICKED ME!! He came to Conny's party and tricked me into thinking he was SOMEONE COOL!! Just so he could get his slimy HANDS ON ME!!
Conny: You mean Speedy Cerviche came to my party?!
Guido: And touched my girlfriend??!!
(They all stare at Speedy threateningly. Speedy in the mean time is cowering in the shadows…)
Speedy: (a little panicked) Eek....this doesn't sound too good...!
N: And no, it wasn't too good for Speedy at all. Polly, Guido and Conny - all with separate agendas - chase Speedy down the highway off 'look-out point' until a fire engine passes by and squashes Speedy into the pavement like rodent! No, just kidding don't worry! I asked for that ending but you know, inhumanity and all that crock. But there was a fire engine passing by...!
Speedy: (who makes an athletic leap for the back of the fire engine) This is going to make me or break me!... (grabs hold of one of the attached ladders and is lifted up off the road)...YES! Finally! GOLD STARS FOR SPEEDY! (gets hit on the head by a passing tree trunk) OUCH! DAMMIT!
Polly: (watching in anger as Speedy gets away. She starts to throw her shoes down the road in fury) AAAAAAHHHH!! I HATE YOU SPEEDY!! I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER!!
Guido: Hey, I paid good money for those shoes!
N: Can you believe it? Speedy is the hero again despite his nerdness. But he hasn't won yet. Can he still make it with Luciel? As you can guess that fire engine headed straight back for Conny's, where the fire has now been controlled. Speedy enters the house and searches frantically for Luciel…
Speedy: (inspecting practically ever room) Luciel?! Are you in here?! Luciel?! (opens the door to the spare bedroom...) Luciel??
Francine: (in the spare bed under the sheets) AH!
Speedy: (shocked) Sharlene?!
Fran: Speedy?!
Batcat: (whose head appears from beneath the sheets too…) Who's Sharlene?
Speedy: (embarrassed) Sorry! I didn't realise people were in here! (closes the door)
Fran: (upset) Oh know! Speedy saw me with you! (looking at Batcat) Now he'll think that I don't like him!
Batcat: (unmoved) So, my family's richer then his family...remember?
Fran: (suddenly cheery) Oh yeah! I forgot!
Batcat: Whatever.
N: Why the hell is a life threatening disaster like a fire such a turn on? Anyway, Speedy finds Luciel outside wrapped in a blanket...
Speedy: (overjoyed) LUCIEL!!
Luciel: (also overjoyed) SPEEDY!! Your alive!! (runs over to hug him)
Speedy: (feeling bruised) A little bit alive, I guess...
Luciel: You look like you were run over!
Speedy: (a bone cracks) I wish...
N: Me too.
Luciel: Oh Speedy! I didn't know if you were coming tonight! I waited for you but then the fire started and my mascara got ruined! It was so awful...
Speedy: I'm so sorry Luciel! I did come, but I was disguised. Nobody recognized me and I got a little distracted by all the attention...nobody ever notices me you know...(looking down)
Luciel: (in a supportive tone) Speedy, you don't need to be anybody but yourself.
Speedy: (hope in his eyes) Really?!
Luciel: (kisses him on the cheek) Of course.
Speedy: So I can still ask you out to the movies next weekend?
Luciel: Yeah!
Speedy: (over-excited) And to the prom??!!
Luciel: That's months away!
Speedy: But you'll come with me right?
(The scene becomes all wobbly and fuzzy yet again as it returns back to the Pizza Cats in the Palace with Princess Vi)
N: And we're back! Please tell me the spider is dead...?
Polly: (incredibly tired) No, it crawled away about an hour ago...
N: Bored out of its mind probably.
Polly: Speedy might dead though.
Speedy: (lying on the floor in a cold sweat from all the push-ups) I can't feel my shoulders...!
Vi: (who was thoroughly entertained) WOW! That was a really good story! I wish I could go to High School...
Fran: (ignores her) What time is it?
Guido: (with a yawn) 4 am...
Vi: (very much awake) Did all that stuff really happen to you guys back then!?
Fran: Most of it. I think the writers went a bit over-board...
Guido: I know. I don't ever remember liking Polly so much.
Polly: (surprisingly calm) I'd hit you Guido except I'm half asleep.
Guido: (sarcastic) You know I luv ya' Poll'…
Polly: I luv ya' too dipstick...
N: God, they are tired!
Speedy: (still lying on the floor in agony) I don't remember ever being that nerdy...
Guido: Actually that part was pretty accurate.
Speedy: (too exhausted to fight back) Yeah you jock Guido...
Fran: I don't remember ever sleeping with Batcat myself.
Polly: (amused) That good huh?
(They all laugh)
Speedy: Can we go home now? PLEASE? The spider is gone...(looking at Vi with lazy eyes)
Vi: Don't you have anymore embarrassing stories?!
S, G, P, F: (in unison) NO!
Vi: Well FINE! How did you all end up becoming Pizza Cats?! It can't end like this?! I'm DISSATISFIED!!
N: And indeed it can't end like this. How did they become Samurai Pizza Cats? How did they join forces? What does pizza have to do with crime fighting anyway? Who designed those ridiculous costumes you ask? Well I can't answer everything, but here's a little vague, sneak peak. I'm going to bed now. See you on our next enticing episode of this continuous flow of television dribble!
(Screen goes wobbly one last time - back to when the cats were in High School again, except this time we fast-forward to their final year and only a couple of days before graduation...)
Guido: (picking up a pamphlet in the hallway and reading it aloud:) 'The Samurai Pizza Cat Academy'
Polly: (who just happened to walk by) Well, look who learned how to read…
Guido: (happy to see her) YOU!
Polly: YOU!
Guido: What are you doing here?!
Polly: This happens to be my school to ya' know. (looking at the pamphlet) 'The Samurai Pizza Cat Academy'? Are you thinking of going there after graduation?
Guido: I don't know I just picked it up. Sounds pretty stupid...(diverts to another subject)...You know Polly, in light of graduation and all, I'm happy you and I remained friends despite-!
Polly: (interrupting) Despite the fact that you've cheated on me twice and flirted with me continuously like a brainless turd?
Guido: Well, yeah! But I happened to think my flirting abilities are of a high standard.
Polly: (amused) Really?
Guido: (kidding around) For example: have I told you how sexy you are looking today?
Polly: (rolls her eyes) Oh go shove it in a light socket Guido!
(Francine comes into the scene)
Fran: Hi guys, what are you doing?
Guido: Polly's flirting with me again.
Polly: (hits him) Yeah, in another dimension! (turns to Fran) Hey are you and I still on for videos this Saturday?
Fran: (sarcastic) Not unless your hanging out with the cheerleading squad and condemning me to fashion prison…?
Polly: (laughs) My God, did I really use to be like that to you?
Fran: Don't worry you've apologized for it on a number of occasions...(looks at Guido and his pamphlet) Hey! I'm going to that Academy!
Guido: Your going to be a: (reading the pamphlet again) 'Samurai Pizza Cat'?
Fran: I was actually thinking of becoming manager for one of the outlets...(with a cheeky grin)…especially after I heard about the financial opportunities! You know you guys should think about becoming samurai's. Especially you Polly now that you're the first female captain of the wrestling team...
Guido: I know, who saw that one coming! Prissy cheerleader to...(thinking for a moment)...prissy head basher...(laughs)
Polly: Do want to live before graduation Guido?!
(and along comes Speedy and Luciel…)
Speedy, Luciel: Hey...!
Guido: Luciel! Speedo! Good to see you. Speedy, did you just get back from football practice?
Speedy: (a little flustered) Yeah! And I thought home economics was tough…!
Luciel: He almost killed Batcat...! It was so exciting!
Guido: No kidding! Who thought the ol' nerd had it in him.
Speedy: (lightly annoyed) Do you want to live before graduation Guido?!
Polly: (cutting in) Too late! I already reserved to kill him before graduation...
Speedy: Damn!
Fran: Hey Speedy, have you thought about joining 'The Samurai Pizza Cat Academy'? You'd be good at now that your all...'footbally' and do martial arts and stuff.
Speedy: (takes the pamphlet) Don't know, haven't really thought about the future. (sarcastic) My dad says I should be an accountant.
Guido: (also sarcastic) I'd be an accountant, but I then again I wouldn't want my job to be over-stimulating.
(everyone laughs)
Speedy: I heard Goodbird went to one of these 'Academy' things, but apparently his one's really evil and for crows only.
Polly: So much for the fashion designer dream! Everybody changes I guess.
Luciel: (with enthusiasm) Speedy honey, come on! Schools almost over and we have to go rent your tux for the prom! I don't want my date to look scruffy!
Speedy: (looking at his watch) Oh yeah! My penguin suit fitting I totally forgot...! (waves goodbye to everyone) I'll see guys ah, soon I suppose...
Guido: That means 'I'll see in 20 years for the reunion' right?
Speedy: I don't know...(already leaving)...better make it 30 years.
THE END!
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