Disclaimer: I do not actually own Yami. I just like to think I do. Also, I do not own Youko Duet either. She is one of my real life friends. Technically, I don't own Celestia and her Yami, either. I AM Celestia, so you can't really own yourself. Plus, Yami Celestia is her own person, so I don't really own her. I created her, but I don't own her because you can't really own a person. Anyway, enough blabbering. Enjoy!
My Yami and I- A fanfic by Sailor Vercury a.k.a. Celestia Requene
Here, my Yami and I discuss our love for Yugi's Yami. I'm not expecting to get a lot of reviews because it's not really that good. If you do like it, then please review! Otanoshimi kudasai! (Please enjoy!)
Celestia: Greetings everyone!
Yami Celestia: Welcome to our fic!
Celestia: Anyway, let's get our discussion started!
Yami Celestia: *eyes turn into hearts* Yeah!
Youko Duet: Oh no. I can't believe I'm actually doing this.
Celestia: By the way, our friend Duet is here with us. I'm not exactly sure why, though. Why are you here, Duet?
Duet: To keep you and your little friend here from over-obsessing!
Yami Celestia: Obsessed? Me? Yeah right. *eyes turn into hearts again* Can we talk about Yami now?
Celestia: Sure!
Yami Celestia: You know, I'm not sure why I like Yami. Is it because of his [anime-trademarked] spiky hair, or the [also anime-trademarked] purple eyes?
Celestia: You know, I never thought about that! Why do we think Yami is so sexy?
Duet: *rolls eyes* You both are strange. That's why!
Celestia: That's me! The strange one! I'm proud to be strange!
Yami Celestia: Hey! I'm not strange! *afterthought* Well, ok, maybe I am. I love being strange!
Celestia: But I love Yami more!
Yami Celestia: You stole my line! I love him more than you do!
Celestia: No you don't!
Yami Celestia: Yes I do!
Duet: *rolls eyes* You both are crazy!
Celestia and Yami Celestia: Yes we are! I love Yami more than you do! No you don't! Yes I do! *Celestia and her Yami argue for a while over who loves Yami more*
Celestia: I love him more! That's it! I'm not taking this anymore! VERCURY STAR POWER! *transforms and becomes Sailor Vercury*
Yami Celestia: We'll just see who loves him more. VERCURY YAMI STAR POWER! *transforms into Yami Sailor Vercury*
Duet: This is interesting. I'm not sure who to root for, since they both get on my nerves.
Yami Sailor Vercury: REIGN OF EVIL! (A/N: This isn't an attack. It's a power up technique.) *little evil things start flying around while a throne appears under YSV and raises her high into the sky. A crown also appears on her head.* Ah! I feel the power!
Sailor Vercury: Well, yours can't compare to mine! Besides, I posses the powers of water and LOVE!!! My love for Yami (which happens to be greater than yours) will ensure that I emerge victorious!
Duet: Cut the talk. I want to see some ACTION!
Yami Sailor Vercury: You want action? I'll give you action. VERCURY SINFUL AQUA MELODY! *broken hearts surround YSV as she plays a heart made of water; then a stream of water shoots out of the harp. Just before it hits SV, the water turns into a broken heart.*
Sailor Vercury: You wont break my heart, Yami of mine! But, I'll block yours. VERCURY LOVE WALL! *hearts fuse together to form a wall. YSV's attack is reflected back*
Yami Sailor Vercury: Uh oh. I don't think I have anything to counter that. *the reflected attack hits her…or does it?* Huh? I'm still alive? Not even a scratch! Ha! But what happened?
Duet: Just before that attack hit you, your body shone with a strange light which destroyed the attack.
Yami Sailor Vercury: Wow! It's because I care about Yami so much!
Sailor Vercury: Try wanting to stay alive for your own selfish desires. Yami's not even here, so you didn't save his life or anything.
*Sailor Vercury and Yami Sailor Vercury return to their normal forms*
Yami: Actually, she did. *all gasp*
Celestia: Yami! It's really you! *runs up to him and gives him a hug*
Yami Celestia: Girl, hands off! He's mine! *turns to Yami with hearts in eyes* Aren't you?
Yami: *starts to answer*
Celestia: No way he's yours! He's mine!
Yami Celestia: Yeah right. *start arguing again*
Duet: Girls, girls. Calm down. I think Yami's trying to say something. *Celestia and Yami Celestia stop arguing and turn to look at Yami*
Yami: *frowns* I belong to no one.
Celestia and Yami Celestia: Oh yes you do! You belong to me! We love you, Yami!
Duet: -.-0 Here they go again!
Yami: *to Duet* Is that a bad thing?
Duet: Yes. Very much so.
Celestia: *has been thinking about the battle* Yami, where were you during the battle? I never saw you. Actually, what were you doing here in the first place?
Yami: I sensed the power of your Millennium Lips, Celestia. I thought, "Hmmm. That's interesting. Maybe I should check it out and see what's going on. Someone may be in trouble." I had appeared behind Yami Celestia just as you reflected her attack back at her. Her subconscious sensed that I was here and caused her to block the attack. That's what happened.
Yami Celestia: *has been drooling* Yami, will you sleep with me tonight?
Duet: NO! He's not! *whaps Yami Celestia into LEO*
*all sweatdrop*
Celestia: Anyway, would you like to stay with us for a while, Yami? We would like to get to know you better. You can sleep in my Yami's room.
Yami Celestia: *landed on her head* Owies, that hurt! Yay! Yami gets to sleep with me!
Celestia: NO HE DOESN'T! You will be sleeping in a separate room! *turns to Duet* Where shall we put her?
Duet: Lock her in the cellar.
Celestia: Perfect!
Yami Celestia: Yami never actually said if he wanted to stay or not. *eyes turn into hearts* So, how 'bout it, Yami?
Yami: *is sweatdropping* Uhhh, I'm not sure. Hang on for a second. *whispers to Duet* Are they always like this?
Duet: *whispers in reply to Yami* Unfortunately, yes. I have to deal with this all the time. You might get a little brain damage, but not too much. My brain is very damaged from having to live with these lunatics.
Yami: *is still whispering to Duet* So, I shouldn't stay.
Duet: *is whispering to Yami yet again* No, you should. You don't want to know what happens when they get mad. It gets ugly. If you say no, they'll probably be a million times worse! Agree to stay. I'll help you deal with them.
Yami: *not quite reassured* If you say so……. *out loud* I'll stay. BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. NOT FOREVER.
Celestia and Yami Celestia: *to each other* *slyly* We'll see if he won't stay with us forever! *to everyone* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU (and so on) *glomp Yami*
Duet: *sweatdrops* It's going to be a long night.