*everyone walks in droopy eyed and tired*
Celestia: Welcome to the next chapter of My Yami and I!
Yami Celestia: Yes! Welcome one and all!
Yami: *to Duet* You were right. That was one long night!
Duet: *replies* The endless drooling. The cries of "Yami! Where are you? I can't sleep without you!" The pounding of Celestia's Yami on the cellar door. "Yami! Come let me out of here! Yami!"
Yami: Celestia was constantly walking into my room saying, "Yami, I keep having nightmares. Can I sleep with you?" Or, "Yami, I can't sleep! My bed's too uncomfortable! I bet yours is a lot more comfortable. Can I sleep in here? With you, of course!" *thinks about all the excuses Celestia used*
Duet: *to all* I didn't get any sleep!
Celestia: Wow, what a surprise. I didn't get much either. *glares menacingly at her Yami*
Yami Celestia: What? I didn't do anything!
Celestia: You call pounding on the cellar door all night not doing anything?!
Yami Celestia: Well….yeah. Hey, I couldn't sleep because of your endless whining!
Celestia: But I had a reason to!
Duet: Like getting on people's nerves?
Celestia: Ok, ok, I didn't have a reason to. I'm sorry.
Yami: Yami Celestia, will you apologize?
Yami Celestia: *reluctantly* I'm sorry.
Celestia: Can we have breakfast? I'm hungry!
Yami Celestia: Me too!
*Duet and Yami exchange glances*
Celestia: I know, I know, you hate cooking for me, Duet. I'll make breakfast!
Yami Celestia: Can I help?
Celestia: Sure! *whispers to Yami Celestia* We could make special heart-shaped pancakes for Yami!
Yami Celestia: Oooooooooh, yeah! *Celestia and Yami Celestia grin evilly*
While breakfast is being made……………..
Duet: You did the right thing by refusing to let them sleep with you. They'd probably want to do something other than sleep!
Yami: *is genuinely scared* Now, I'm very glad I refused!
Duet: Don't worry. I'll protect you from those maniacs.
Celestia: *calls from kitchen* Hey! I thought my Yami and I were the only ones in love with Yami! You don't say you'll protect someone of the opposite sex if you don't love them!
Duet: -.- On second thought, you'll have to fend for yourself. Sorry!
Yami: It's ok, I guess.
Yami Celestia: *calls from kitchen* Oh Yami! You're going to looooove this breakfast!
Yami: *is scared*
Duet: Actually, they do a decent job cooking. They cook for me once in a while. They won't poison your food. Promise. If they did that, then they'd be harming you, and they don't want their Yami to be hurt!
Yami: If you say so……
Celestia and Yami Celestia: *from kitchen* Breakfast is served!
Duet and Yami: Coming!
*Celestia and Yami Celestia are sitting at the table eating scrambled eggs*
Celestia: Everything's already on the table. Oh, Yami, what would you like to drink?
Yami: Um….
Yami Celestia: We have milk, orange juice, Coke products, and an unfinished jug of eggnog.
Yami: I'll have some milk.
Celestia: Coming right up!
Duet: *has been staring at Yami's pancakes* Uh, Yami?
Yami: Hm? *suddenly notices heart-shaped pancakes on his plate* O.O
Yami Celestia: *sees Yami looking at his pancakes* You like them, Yami?
Yami: Uh, yeah, that's, uh, that's real sweet of you. Thanks.
Celestia: *sets glass of milk on table* Welcome! *sits back down* *to Yami Celestia* Did you hear that? He thought it was sweet of us to make him heart-shaped pancakes!
Yami Celestia: Yeah! I know! *Celestia and Yami Celestia start giggling*
Duet: Now what is so funny?
Celestia: Nothing.
Yami Celestia: Nothing important.
*everyone is silent for a while because they are eating*
Yami Celestia: *finishes up* Yami?
Yami: *finishes* Yes, Yami Celestia?
Yami Celestia: Did you like your pancakes?
Yami: Actually, they weren't too bad!
Duet: ^__^ I told you so! Girls, you did a good job. Now clean up.
Celestia: Ok! *begins picking up plates, glasses, and silverware* Hey Yami Celestia! Will you wash these for me? I'll rinse and dry.
Yami Celestia: Sure thing!
While the dishes are being washed…..
Duet: Now that wasn't so bad, was it?
Yami: No, it wasn't.
Duet: You know, Celestia and her other half are actually fairly nice once you get to know them. They're just a bit loony.
Yami: Just a bit?
Duet: You know what I mean.
Yami: Yeah.
Celestia: *walks in* I hereby proclaim the dishes done!
Yami Celestia: *follows Celestia* Now, what shall we do today?
Celestia: Glomp Yami! *and they do*
Yami: Oh goody. This is going to be fun. REAL fun.
