Soul Reaver - Part 4: Drunken Raziel
Me: Sorry for the delay of pt. 3 but I had a few distractions.
Raziel: A banana peel?
Me: What?
Raziel: Nosgoth has no tropical lands!
Me: Well in my fiction it does. : p
Raziel: *sighs*
Me: Well here it is..*Drum roll* part 4! :) Yeah. (Holds up tiny flag and waves it.)
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(We come in after Raz had slipped and fallen into the abyss).
Elder God: *laughing hysterically at Raziel slipping on the banana peel*
Raziel: (fell flat on his face as he dissolved into spectral.) Oh shut up.
Elder God: *still chuckling* As my agent you are beyond dea - (is cut off by Raziel)
Raziel: I know I can't be destroyed and that if I am kill here I will return to this chamber.
Elder God: Why do you interrupt all the time?
Raziel: *Stupidly* I don't know. :)
Elder God: *sighs*
(Raziel uses the warp gate in the underworld to go to the one near the abyss.)
Raziel: *after going material and walking onto the platform.) So here was my territory, unchanged even in the time I was gone, I was eager to see if my children, my clan, would recognize me, and possibly had some spare pants lying around.
(He glides over to the small alcove and enters; he kills the Dumahim vampire and enters into his territory, he encounters two more vampires who are playing some odd game involving their fist.)
Vamp #1: Ready?
Vamp #2: Yeah
Both: 3.2.1 GO! ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS SHOOT!
(#1 has his fist in bald up and #2 has two fingers extended.)
Vamp #1: HAH! Rock smashes scissors! You go first.
Vamp #2: Darnit. :(
(He attacks Raziel who removes a spear from the wall and impales him threw the chest.)
Vamp #2: *exaggerated like some one in a Shakespearean play* Ack..aghhh..*cough, cough* ahh.
(Flowers fly out of nowhere and land at his feet, an unseen- crowed burst into applause).
Vamp #2: *bows several times and then keels over dead*
Vamp #1: Bravo! Bravo! *Claps and whistles*
Raziel: Oh shut-up.
(Impales #1 through throat.)
Raziel: Show-offs.
(Looks around his clan territory).
Raziel: My god
My kin had been wiped from this world like s#%^ from a boot, or possibly could have gone on vacation.
I knew, or least considered first the hand that has wrought this deed.
(He goes into the next courtyard and kills the vampires hiding there, and then rummages around.)
Raziel: I knew I left here somewhere.
(He pulls out a bottle of ale that he hid in a small panel in the wall behind the fire.)
Raziel: Yes My secret stash! :)
(He begins to drink.)
*1 hour later*
(He is now drunk off his ass.)
Drunk Raz: *slurring* now..I guzz I shood go ..searching this plaze.
(He stumbles around, still carrying the bottle, and picks fights with vampires for no reason at all.)
DR: WhAt arE you looooookin' at?
Vampires: 0.o
(He attacks them and wins easily because they can't counter his drunken movements.)
Raziel: that'll teech ya fer callin' me Shirley.
(He stumbles up the tower and then crosses the bridge and then enters that small courtyard, he climbs the stair and stops stupefied at the sight of the scrawny ass vampires who are attacking a human.)
Human: *stoned* whoa look at that, the vampires are waving at me and stuff man, like that is so kool - (is killed by one of the vampires.)
Vamp #1: *getting stoned from eating the stoner.* Dude look at my claw, it's all waving and yet I'm doing anything.
Vamp #2: *laughing idiotically* Hey, hey look here, there's some blue dude coming at us.
(Raziel stumbles towards the stoned vampires and joins them in a small party of drinking and inhaling the smoke from the human whom they decided to burn, which causes Raziel to become stoned and more drunk.)
************************************************************** ************************* Me: See I promised to get 4 out quicker, now I have to figure out what to do in pt. 5. If you have any ideas, please post them in your reviews.
Raziel: *still drunk* And bring me a six-pack.
Me: Just ignore him, he doesn't know what he's saying.
Kain: When do I appear!?!
Me: Soon Kain, soon *pats him on the head and gives him a doggy treat.
Please review and I will give you the power of a god. :)
Me: Sorry for the delay of pt. 3 but I had a few distractions.
Raziel: A banana peel?
Me: What?
Raziel: Nosgoth has no tropical lands!
Me: Well in my fiction it does. : p
Raziel: *sighs*
Me: Well here it is..*Drum roll* part 4! :) Yeah. (Holds up tiny flag and waves it.)
************************************************************** *************************
(We come in after Raz had slipped and fallen into the abyss).
Elder God: *laughing hysterically at Raziel slipping on the banana peel*
Raziel: (fell flat on his face as he dissolved into spectral.) Oh shut up.
Elder God: *still chuckling* As my agent you are beyond dea - (is cut off by Raziel)
Raziel: I know I can't be destroyed and that if I am kill here I will return to this chamber.
Elder God: Why do you interrupt all the time?
Raziel: *Stupidly* I don't know. :)
Elder God: *sighs*
(Raziel uses the warp gate in the underworld to go to the one near the abyss.)
Raziel: *after going material and walking onto the platform.) So here was my territory, unchanged even in the time I was gone, I was eager to see if my children, my clan, would recognize me, and possibly had some spare pants lying around.
(He glides over to the small alcove and enters; he kills the Dumahim vampire and enters into his territory, he encounters two more vampires who are playing some odd game involving their fist.)
Vamp #1: Ready?
Vamp #2: Yeah
Both: 3.2.1 GO! ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS SHOOT!
(#1 has his fist in bald up and #2 has two fingers extended.)
Vamp #1: HAH! Rock smashes scissors! You go first.
Vamp #2: Darnit. :(
(He attacks Raziel who removes a spear from the wall and impales him threw the chest.)
Vamp #2: *exaggerated like some one in a Shakespearean play* Ack..aghhh..*cough, cough* ahh.
(Flowers fly out of nowhere and land at his feet, an unseen- crowed burst into applause).
Vamp #2: *bows several times and then keels over dead*
Vamp #1: Bravo! Bravo! *Claps and whistles*
Raziel: Oh shut-up.
(Impales #1 through throat.)
Raziel: Show-offs.
(Looks around his clan territory).
Raziel: My god
My kin had been wiped from this world like s#%^ from a boot, or possibly could have gone on vacation.
I knew, or least considered first the hand that has wrought this deed.
(He goes into the next courtyard and kills the vampires hiding there, and then rummages around.)
Raziel: I knew I left here somewhere.
(He pulls out a bottle of ale that he hid in a small panel in the wall behind the fire.)
Raziel: Yes My secret stash! :)
(He begins to drink.)
*1 hour later*
(He is now drunk off his ass.)
Drunk Raz: *slurring* now..I guzz I shood go ..searching this plaze.
(He stumbles around, still carrying the bottle, and picks fights with vampires for no reason at all.)
DR: WhAt arE you looooookin' at?
Vampires: 0.o
(He attacks them and wins easily because they can't counter his drunken movements.)
Raziel: that'll teech ya fer callin' me Shirley.
(He stumbles up the tower and then crosses the bridge and then enters that small courtyard, he climbs the stair and stops stupefied at the sight of the scrawny ass vampires who are attacking a human.)
Human: *stoned* whoa look at that, the vampires are waving at me and stuff man, like that is so kool - (is killed by one of the vampires.)
Vamp #1: *getting stoned from eating the stoner.* Dude look at my claw, it's all waving and yet I'm doing anything.
Vamp #2: *laughing idiotically* Hey, hey look here, there's some blue dude coming at us.
(Raziel stumbles towards the stoned vampires and joins them in a small party of drinking and inhaling the smoke from the human whom they decided to burn, which causes Raziel to become stoned and more drunk.)
************************************************************** ************************* Me: See I promised to get 4 out quicker, now I have to figure out what to do in pt. 5. If you have any ideas, please post them in your reviews.
Raziel: *still drunk* And bring me a six-pack.
Me: Just ignore him, he doesn't know what he's saying.
Kain: When do I appear!?!
Me: Soon Kain, soon *pats him on the head and gives him a doggy treat.
Please review and I will give you the power of a god. :)