Be Careful What You Wish For

Chapter I: A Day in My Hair

Disclaimer: Don't own Gundam Wing, don't own many things, would be nice, can't say I do though. But I do own my evil hair, and you can have it if you want. Just remember it is EVIL, ANNOYING, a menace, and many many other things. Also the very first few paragraphs are slightly boring, etc but if you survived to the next line of stars you'll reach the next morning where the true fun begins. Well enjoy.

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Duo watched a very distressed looking girl who was trying hard to smile and thank all the mothers and girls surrounding her for complimenting her hair. He snorted and waltzed over to the group.

"It's soo beautiful."

"I wish my hair was like that."

"Wow, look at all the highlights."

"T-thank you…"

"The curls are so spongy."

One girl sighs. "You're so lucky." The girl with the hair sweatdropped. Duo reached the females with the evil aim of torturing the already upset girl.

He smirked and sarcastically said in a higher pitched voice, "Yea, it's so lovely. I wish I hair like yours too." Causing the poor girl to blush. He turned and continued making his way home.

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The Next Morning

The alarm clock began buzzing loudly in the tune of the Pink Panther. Duo groggily turned over in his Barney themed bed and sat up. He rubbed his eyes and creaked them opened. Slowly he stood up. The god of death than trudged towards the bathroom in his black pjs, which had random Ham Ham hamsters on it. Muttering something about talking pigeons he clicked on the bathroom light and looked into the mirror.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Wufei sat straight up in bed, hugging his Katana. "What the hell?!"

Trowa looked up from his half-cooked pancakes and blinked. He shook his head and resumed cooking. Quatre who was half way through his second coffee of the morning and still in his pink pajamas merely cocked his head and took another sip. Heero ignored the scream and continued reloading his guns.

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Meanwhile…

The girl from yesterday stared into the mirror. Her once brown gold ringlets were gone. In their place was straight chestnut hair. She blinked and leaned closer towards the mirror so that even her nose touched. Long brown hair, long straight brown hair, yes that was what was definitely coming out of her head.

"Yes." She whispered. A large smile spread on her face as she picked up a brush and began brushing her hair to remove the few tangles that had formed in sleep. She separated the mass of hair into three parts and began the vigorous task of braiding it.

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Back at the Gw household

Duo clomped down the stairs heading towards the kitchen, he shook his head trying to keep the annoying curls out of his face. He stomped into the kitchen to be greeted by his fellow pilots.

Trowa looked at Duo. His hand slipped and the pancake he was about to put on Wufei's plate fell right onto Wufei's lap.

"Injustice!!" He flung the pancake across to the wrong, it hit the wall with a splat. He smirked satisfied as the pancake stuck to the wall. Than he realized that there was total silenced. The Naraku boy followed his companions' gazes. "….." And than burst out in laughter.

Quatre blinked, and put down his coffee, which was in a mug that read "Hello, my name is Chad, and I'll be your coffee mug today." Heero stared at Duo. "What in the world did you do to your hair!?!"

"I didn't do anything! When I woke up it was like this!" Heero turned to glare at insanely laughing Wufei.

"You didn't have anything to do with this, did you?"

"No---" More laughter. "But I wish" Even more laughter. "I did." And more laughter. "What did you do Maxwell?" Would be even more laughter but there was gun pointed at his head.

"Nothing! It just happened!!" He angrily poured a bowl of Frosted Flakes and began added scopes of sugar onto it. The other boys sweatdropped.

"Are you sure, you should be having that much sugar in the morning Duo?"

"YES!" Duo poured milk into the bowl and than headed towards the table.

"Don't you need a spoon, Duo?"

"No…" Duo plopped the sugarcoated cereal onto Wufei's head. Wufie, sat shocked and milk dripped down his face. "Now I'll be going to my room." Duo said with a cruel smirk and stomped away.

Duo stamped up the stairs while the other boys watched blankly. The god of death looked over his shoulder, "Sugar-coated Wuffles, 70% off!! Buy when you can!!!" He disappeared down the hall.

Wufei twitched. "DAMN YOU MAXWELL!!!!"

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"And so concludes the terribly interesting chapter one of this story. Now I demand five reviews before I update!" *Actually would update without those reviews, but she's curious to see if this idea works…She loves reviews* "And of course you all wanna see what happens next, I know you do. At least I hope you do. Now for previews of next enthralling episode…

"Duo with an Afro?!"

"Malls and Relenas?!"

"Sugar-coated Wuffles up at E-bay?!"

"Who did you say will make the next wish?!"