Chapter II: The Horrible Switch
Disclaimer: Welcome back everyone, it's chapter two. It's been awhile, ne? But what can I say, I'm lazy ^__^(). I got three reviews, yay!!! Three is better than nothing. Wufei with an afro, now that would be interesting. *Ponders if that can be worked in somehow* Hmmmm… Well now unto the true disclaimer, I do not own Gundam Wing, the Jaws theme (You'll see *insane cackle*), Trowa's hair gel, and many, many other things. But I do own my hair, which is true evil as you've seen. Don't sue me since I'm still poor *shifty eyes*, well…maybe not that poor, thanks to Christmas and my birthday, but I need my money! It's all mine! Mawahaha!! *Swims in a pile of coins* Well *cough* onto to the fanfic. *Resumes swimming*
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Duo stomped down the hall into his room. He grabbed his black brush and angrily began brushing his hair. He winced as he came upon tangles upon tangles, which were almost impossible to break through. //I hate my life.// He headed towards the bathroom still brushing the mass of curls. //Maybe, it won't be as noticeable if I put it in a braid.// Duo opened the door with one hand, the other still brushing the evil hair. He trudged towards the mirror.
"……Someone hates me up there…" The unfortunate god of death stared at once were ringlets. Apparently he did not know that you couldn't brush this hair when it's dry unless you really like frizz. Quickly he began brushing the hair, trying to straighten or at least get rid of the frizz. This only lead to the frizz level multiplying, to his horror. "Ch'!"
Wufei smirked at Duo's yell, and continued rinsing the sugary cereal out of his own hair. Trowa glanced up and than resumed trying to scrape Wufei's pancake off the wall. Quatre sat in front of the television watching Saturday morning cartoons. Heero was busy checking his shampoo and conditioner to see if they had been tampered with, better safe than sorry.
Duo stared at his reflection with horror. The hair had formed into a style very similar to an afro. //There must be something that'll tame it…// He scurried to Trowa's room and grabbed the gravity defying hair gel. //If this doesn't work, nothing will.// He hurried back to the bathroom, and began pouring the gel onto his disaster of hair. The desperate G-boy worked the concoction into the hair.
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Meanwhile
The girl had successfully put her new hair into a braid. She had than taken a measuring tape and measured it. Than after carefully avoiding her mother and other family members (who, if they found her, would drag her off to the haircutters) she scarfed some breakfast and left the household in her Hiei/Duo costume. The costume was made up of a black shirt, black baggy pants, a pair of those cool black Chinese slippers, and a black cap.
She skipped over to the nearby mall, humming "Never Get Away" - From Fushigi Yuugi, its Suboshi's song. ^__^ By the time she reached the building she was singing under her breath.
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Back at the G-boy Household
"I was right…..someone does hate me up there…" As it turned out it had not been a very smart idea using Trowa's gel. The hair had taken a life of it's own and Duo now looked like an outcast Saiyan from Dragonball Z. He pulled out his black cap and tried to forced the spiky mass under it. In the end, the hat found its way to hanging on one of the many spikes.
Wufei had just found out that the cereal and milk came out with soap and water fine, but the sugar wouldn't. The fact was whenever light hit his head, the sugar would reflect it, creating a lovely effect of sparkling hair.
Duo scampered to Trowa's room and replaced the gel to its original spot. He than ran out of the bang-boy's room, straight into Wufei. The two toppled over, Duo ontop. "Thanks for breaking my fall, Wu-man." He said as he sat up.
"Just get off me Maxwell." Wufei groaned.
^__^ "Whoops, sorry." Duo replied as he stood up. Wufei sat up and looked at Duo's hair before bursting out laughing. Shinigami narrowed his eyes. "Shutup Wufei." The Chinese boy's eyes widened, Duo had called Wufei by his correct name.
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Back at the mall…
The girl skipped through the mall, lugging her brand-new Stich plushie. She was rather loudly singing Heart Ni Kiraboshi Sakashitare; Tasuki's song in Fushigi Yuugi. "Hateshinai kenka battle; otokogi hake! Rekka shinnen! Yowaki o tasuke heiwa kachitoru made!" She completely ignored the fact that people were staring at her. "Kenka battle hibana chirase! Rekka shinnen! Hana mo arashi mo kabe mo koero! Donna kurayami datte jumon hitotsu de da ha ha ha istumo!!!"
A very frightening familiar person walked through the crowd downed in pink. The pinkness, the light brown hair in that never changing style, the pure evil mind, the Heero obession, it could be non-other than Relena!!! The unsuspecting girl continued skipping and singing. "Kibou wa chikara sa uchiageyou hikari no hana! Katte bakari ja kitto hontou ni tsuyoku narenai itami!"
The evil princess looked around, knowing the chances that Heero might be in the mall were small. Her blue eyes brightened when she saw the trademark brown braid swinging. "Duo!!! Where's Heero?!!!" She yelled as she jumped the unsuspecting girl.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" Mall go-ers turned to stare at the mass of flailing arms, black, and pink.
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In the G-boy kitchen…
Trowa had finally scraped off all the pancake off the wall and had promptly refused to cook Wufei a new batch. Wufei stared intensely at the toaster. Beside him was a plate, a fork, a knife, syrup, butter, and some jelly. Not to mention a cup of milk.
"Hey, Wu-man, look, a singing panda!" Wufei swung his head in the direction of the pointing finger. The toaster popped and the cooked waffle appeared, and extermly sneaky hand snatched it.
"There's no panda Maxwell." Wufei grunted, and went to get his waffle. O_O "MAXWELL!! LEGGO OF MY EEGO!!!"
"Ha! It's mine now, slowpoke!" Duo inhaled the waffle, and grinned.
Wufei glared at Duo. "INJUSTICE!!! Thief!!! I wish that I was someone who you'd never dare steal a waffle from!!!!!!" And the room was filled with a blinding light. Quatre was completely absorbed in his cartoons, Heero sat in room upstairs unnoticing. Trowa was looking suspiously his half empty bottle of gel. The light faded.
"Itai, my eyes." Duo wobbled slightly and rubbed his eyes. "Are you okay Wuffles?" 'Wufei' sat in his chair looking around with a very confused face.
"Where am I, Duo?" Duo looked blankly at 'Wufei'.
"In the kitchen Wu-man…"
"Ohh……So wait….Heero is here, right?"
Duo blinked. "Hai…He's upstairs in his room, why do you care?" Wufei got a very evil lovey dovey look in his eyes.
"HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran out of the kitchen towards the stairs. Duo watched Wufei run off with wide eyes.
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Insane laughter, I am soo evil…Now back at the mall…
The mall had filled with a bright blinding light. Shoppers ran around screaming. In the center of all this were the two girls. Eventually the light faded.
"Get off me!!!" Screamed the girl underneath 'Relena'. 'Relena' looked truly confused.
"……" She looked down at the girl. "Maxwell??? What happened to you, and where are we?"
"I'm not Duo Maxwell!!! I'm Rebecca, now get off me!!!! And we're in a mall, and what happened to me is that you jumped me!!!" 'Relena' slowly got Rebecca. "Now if you don't mind I'll be going, since I have no idea where Heero is!" The girl angrily stood up and scooped up the tattered remains of her once Stich plushie.
"…Why would I care where Heero was, the only person that would want to know that would be…" 'Relena' looked down at herself. "AHHHHHH!!! Injustice!!!!!!! I'm wearing pink!!! And I'm a…" 'Relena' keeled over backwards. Rebecca stared at 'Relena'.
"Are you okay…wait a sec……only Wufei says injustice…" O_o
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In Heero's closet…
Heero sat in his closet, holding his gun, ready to fire. After hearing the familiar shriek he had looked his door and jumped in the closet. How had Relena found him, after he gone through all the trouble of moving and everything? He tried to ignore the loudly playing Jaws theme.
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Well that's all for now folks. I hoped you enjoyed it ^_______^. And my demand for five reviews holds strong, though I'll update without them like last time.